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*runs away* AAAH (in Chinese) Sophia why did you get a dog. You never even asked me, and I didn’t say this was ok. Did your dad help you get the dog?

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AAAAAAHHHHH, oh my its a spider ruuuuun. WHY DID YOU BRING ME A SPIDER. AAAAAHH ITS CRAWLING UNDER MY BED!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAhhHHHH.

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*Gag* oh my god this is disgusting *gag*. *gag* Why would *gag* you *finger cringe* get me this. You know I *gag* hate toenails. *walks out of room

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Why did you call me a simp again. You know I hate it when you do that. So why do you still do it. I’m seriously not a simp. So stop.

From,
Siraj

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Why would you get me ketchup?? (me: shrugs). Him: What's that supposed to mean? Me: shrugs. Thank you, but I'm never going to use this.

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Oh my Gosh! is that a dog? why in the world did you get this! You know that i am scared of dogs. You have to go back and return this right now! this is the worst.

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The box moved. Perhaps he got me a dog? No, it was too small to be a dog. Maybe a bunny? No, too large to be a bunny. Maybe it would be best to just open the box. I lifted the top and looked down.

Snakes.

He got me snakes.

Lightheaded, I looked up at the ceiling.

Perhaps I was wrong. Perhaps it wasn't snakes.

I looked down.

It was definitely snakes.

Maybe it was rude of me to throw up.

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Lucas knows I hate shrek but he got me a shrek that smells like onions is it a quote from the movie or does it smell really bad I’m not kidding I’m going to throw up

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WHAT?!?! I HATE PESTO!! YOU KNOW IT GIVES ME A HEADACHE!! ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME MAD?!?! WHAT IS ACTUALLY WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?

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“Gagging” Why did you give me Jaxs throw up . Oh this smells. Get it out of here. “Runs to the bathroom ad throws up

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*crying*, come on Nick, you know I quit piano and that was super insensitive of you. You just gave this to me to hurt my feelings. I was excited that you got me something, but I guess my brother will never get me something good for Christmas. Now you will never get any gifts from me ever again!
*runs to room*
*cries*
(This was overdramatized)

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(I’m exaggerating just a little) A SPIDER! WHO GOT ME THIS?! WHY DID YOU DO THIS?!

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Dear once dear cousin,
You think you are so funny. You said you were going to get me the jacket, but I thought you were joking. This is just unbelievable. I already threw the jacket away so ha! To think I got you that amazing gift, and you give me something you know I hate. When I see you next, you are DEAD MEAT. You hear me! DEAD MEAT! Prepare to die.

Blaise

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As opened the present I saw a tearable monstrosity a poster with some of the most horrible words on it perachel soforcal and sofitiz. I never knew she would go so low to make me mad she was so dead.

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Fish Food (placeholder for fish) to Nick

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Fish Food (placeholder for fish) to Nick

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Fish: *muffled water noises*
He says; “thank you for getting me a bigger tank from when my sister owned me, but please do not leave the light on when I try to sleep!”

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You don't use me enough. Next time you take me out i am going to use magic on you! I am always just in a cupboard all day, its so annoying.

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Thank you for making me your favorite food but stop eating and peeling me , it's painful.

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Why did you make me so fat. I used to be skinny and tiny but now i'm big and fat. I guess I can't complain because if I didn't get fat then I woudn't  have eaten tomatoes. But seriously, i'm almost to fat to move.

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Nathan you idiot. When will you learn how to eat properly? You eat using strange metal objects,  you wipe your face using the dead bodies of trees, you eat so little as well. And you sit in front of a metal box the entire day, staring at it like a dead animal. Have you forgotten the ways of the panda? Those strange beings whom you call "parents" are doing something to you, and I don't like it.

P.S. Could you please review the Christmas wishlist I sent you last month? I have not received a samsung TV or a swivel chair yet. Be sure to check your spam folder.

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You always use me when you go to fight in battles but you never clean the rust and dirt from me. That last time you used me at your battle at Bannockburn you wouldn’t care about the rust that covered me.

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Hi, could you please find a better place to put me. I love staying on your bed but honestly did you know how cold it can get when you fall UNDER the bed. Besides your little brother always steals me and you have no idea how he treats his toys. I would most certainly appreciate it if you spent the time to make sure I’m still on your bed, and in your room.

Sincerely, your stuffed animal

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My basketball would say if you throw me on the ground or air one more time i am going to hurt you. I don’t know why you take me almost every where you go. You need to stop spinning me on your finger i am getting dizzy.

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My coin would say: “Thank you for keeping me away from that pesky oxygen. I like to be shiny instead of dull and rusty. I love my plastic case. However, why do you keep forgetting about me sometimes? It get really boring you know? By the way, heads or tails?”
-Silver Dollar

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Hey Alli, you certainly like me, but you do not take care of me! You read all day long when you should spend a little time with your family and give me a rest! You barely charge me...you've almost let me die a few times. Is that any way to treat a friend? Your companion! Get it together! Also, your eyes are starting to hurt from too much reading!
Charge me!
Your Kindle

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Sophie give me more shiny things. Also stop taking my shiny things. You seam to think you can love nifflers without giving us our shiny I mean seriously (or Siriusly). Also your obsession with us is weird.
From your niffler

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Fish: *muffled water noises*
He says; “Thank you for not neglecting me like your sister did, and also getting me a larger tank.”

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Listen Hudson, I really hate it when you sister takes me out of your room and traps me in her room! I meow and meow, but she just won’t let me out. I wish you didn’t make me so fat so I could run away. I think the reason she does it is because you don’t let her pet me. To solve this problem you need to stop being a selfish little fish stick, and let her pet me!

Sincerely,

Jane Goodall Physics Boyle

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If you remember, I’m the stone that reminds you of certain memories from the lower school. I’ve noticed that you don’t pay much attention to me right now so I wanted to ask you something. Would you go back and do it again? What I means is  if you were given the opportunity, would you go do lower school again. I know you might not care about me anymore and you might not right back but I want you to consider it.

Sincerely,
White Remembrance
Stone

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Liam,
I need you to pet me more it’s getting annoying. Also I don’t care if it is cold outside don’t put the tiny parka on me. Where do you guys hide the food? Can I have food right now? Do you have food?
Sincerely, Hazel

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You always try to make my quality as good as it gets and make me over heat also what’s up with playing me for 8 hours on the 23 I’m still recovering from that mr jmoney1307 I will not be sending you another note because I’m scared I’ll get replaced and put into the basement 😩