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It's five seven five
Make the haiku right next time
It's not very hard

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1.There once was a man who was made like a pun
2.Monsters destroyed his city a ton
3.He had overwhelming power
4.He beat enemies taller than a tower
5.But some say he's a hero for fun

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1. It is time again to make a choice
2. One or the other, pick a team
3. Let the others here my voice
4. To steal victory is my dream
5. We wage a war against the other side
6. Both teams try to make the climb
7. Even if we lose we all still tried
8. Even if they lose there is still next time
9. Millions come together to fight the enemy
10. It's team vs team, squad vs squad
11. We will show the opponent no mercy
12. As we fight each other in groups of quad
13. Because in combat we may not all be a superstar
14. but all conflicts can break down into a simple turf war

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1.Pencil
2. Wood, erasable
3. Writing, drawing, solving
4. To many to count
5. broken

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1. Red
2. Hot, Intense
3. Stressing, sprinting, arguing
4. The sun, lava, the ocean, rain
5. Relaxing, walking, talking
6. Cool, Calm
7. Blue

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This is a song about how the school system needs to be changed and not about how you should drop out of school, don't worry.

I wasn’t taught how to get a job
But I can remember dissecting a frog
I wasn’t taught how to pay tax
But I know loads about Shakespeare's classics
I was never taught how to vote
They devoted that time to defining isotopes
So wasn’t taught how to look after my health?
But mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Never spent a lesson on current events
Instead I studied The Old American West
I was never taught what laws there are
I was never taught what laws there are
Let me repeat - I was not taught the laws for the country I live in
But I know how Henry the VIII killed his women
Divorced beheaded died, divorced beheaded survived
Glad that’s in my head instead of financial advice
I was shown the wavelengths of different hues of light
But I was never taught my human rights
Apparently there’s 30, do you know them? I don’t
Why the hell can’t we both recite them by rote?!
I know igneous, metamorphic and sedimentary rocks
Yet I don’t know squat about trading stocks
Or how money works at all - where does it come from?
How does the thing that motivates the world function?
Not taught how to budget and disburse my earnings
I was too busy rehearsing cursive
Didn’t learn how much it costs to raise a kid or what an affidavit is
But I spent days on what the quadratic equation is
Negative b plus or minus the square root of b squared
Minus 4ac over 2a
That’s insane, that’s absolutely insane
They made me learn that over basic first aid
How to recognise the most deadly Mental disorders // or
Diseases with preventable causes // How to buy a
House with a mortgage // if I could afford it
‘cause abstract maths was deemed more important
Than advice that would literally save thousands of lives
But it’s cool, ‘cause now I could tell you if the number of unnecessary deaths caused by that choice was prime
Never taught present day practical medicines
But I was told what the ancient hippocratic method is
“I’ve got a headache, the pain is ceaseless
What should I take?” umm... maybe try some leeches?
“Could we discuss domestic abuse and get the facts
Or how to help my depressed friend with their mental state?”
Ummm... no but learn mental maths
Because “you won’t have a calculator with you every day!”
They say it’s not the kids, the parents are the problem
Then if you taught the kids to parent that’s the problem solved then!
All this advice about using a condom
But none for when you actually have a kid when you want one
I’m only fluent in this language, for serious?
The rest of the world speaks two, do you think I’m an idiot?
They chose the solar over the political system
So like a typical citizen now I don’t know what I’m voting on
Which policies exist, or how to make them change
Mais oui, je parle un peu de Francais
So at 18, I was expected to elect a representative
For a system I had never ever ever ever been presented with
But I won’t take it
I’ll tell everyone my childhood was wasted
I’ll share it everywhere how I was “educated”
And insist these pointless things
Don't stay in school

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Two plus two is four
Minus one plus two thats five
Those are some quick maths

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Nintendo is better than Playstation and Xbox, deal with it.

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Glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes, it really came in handy during parallelogram season

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Yes i'm from Wisconsin
Yes I like cheese
Yes I know it's cold
Yes i'm a packers fan
No it's not pronounced Winsconsin
No I don't want to move anywhere warmer

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You can use your math notebook on a knowledge check

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Sometimes in class we do a Kahoot
And when we do that we are the reverse of mute
so when we take this quiz
we find out who is a whiz
when the

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Kermit's sonnet from the rainbow conection

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Kermit's sonnet from the rainbow conection

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Wherefore do minstrels sing such wistful songs
of rainbows and what at their endings lie?
A prudent mind shall mark their premise wroung,
but prudence doth a gentle truth belie.
Yea, wishes were not always hung on stars;
their powers were conferr'd when one believed
and, bless'd with hope that pragmatism bars,
let far-fetch'd pray'rs reality achieve.
Hast thou the voices heard - the siren song
that calls our names in drowsy reverie?
They draw us all t'ward where we each belong -
on to our lot like sailors to the sea.
- Thus lovers, dreamers, and I all are bound
to someday see the rainbow's treasure found.