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The president of the United States is now Donald Trump, who just took the oath of office and, shortly thereafter, delivered his inaugural address.

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TRUMP: Chief Justice Roberts, President Carter, President Clinton, President Bush, President Obama, fellow Americans and people of the world, thank you.

(APPLAUSE) We, the citizens of America, are now joined in a great national effort to rebuild our country and restore its promise for all of our people.

(APPLAUSE)

Together, we will determine the course of America and the world for many, many years to come. We will face challenges, we will confront hardships, but we will get the job done.

Every four years, we gather on these steps to carry out the orderly and peaceful transfer of power, and we are grateful to President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama for their gracious aid throughout this transition. They have been magnificent. Thank you.

(APPLAUSE)

Today's ceremony, however, has very special meaning because today, we are not merely transferring power from one administration to another or from one party to another, but we are transferring power from Washington, D.C. and giving it back to you, the people.

(APPLAUSE)

For too long, a small group in our nation's capital has reaped the rewards of government while the people have borne the cost. Washington flourished, but the people did not share in its wealth. Politicians prospered, but the jobs left and the factories closed. The establishment protected itself, but not the citizens of our country. Their victories have not been your victories. Their triumphs have not been your triumphs. And while they celebrated in our nation's capital, there was little to celebrate for struggling families all across our land.

(APPLAUSE)

That all changes starting right here and right now because this moment is your moment, it belongs to you.

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Mr. Krabs: Unleash the condiments.

SpongeBob: With relish. [screams while squirting the condiments repeatedly toward the tank before they run out, making farting noises] Excuse me! [he and Patrick laugh before SpongeBob gets another set of condiments and does the same as before]

Sandy: [through a window] Hello? Hello?! [from Mr. Krabs' megaphone] Guess ya'll don't want my money.

Mr. Krabs: Money? [quickly snatches Sandy's money and gives her the food] Thank you. Come again. [quickly closes the window]

[scene cuts to show more destruction from SpongeBob and Plankton before Patrick starts getting tired]

Patrick: [gasps for breath]I can't hold the mayo any longer! [throws the jar right towards the tank]

Plankton: Mayo?! Well, it's gonna take a lot more than mayo to stop- [the tank crashes into the mayo before it explodes and splashes everything, including SpongeBob and Patrick, then it rumbles]

SpongeBob: Now what? [the tank reassembles itself into a giant robot before Plankton laughs evilly]

Patrick: Uhh... I just remembered! I don't work for Mr. Krabs. [gives his helmet to SpongeBob, then runs off, leaving SpongeBob alone, then SpongeBob drops Patrick's helmet and runs towards the Krusty Krab, as Mr. Krabs notices]

SpongeBob: Robot! Robot! ROBOT! GIANT ROBOT! Robot! Robot! [runs into Mr. Krabs' office] Mr. Krabs! Plankton's here, and he's got a giant robot!

Mr. Krabs: Quick, boy! Bar the door!

SpongeBob: [as he puts a chair, blocking the exit door] Got it! [suddenly, the robot crashes through stomping on SpongeBob before SpongeBob gasps and looks at Plankton laughing evilly]

Plankton: I'll take one secret formula... [Mr. Krabs gasps] ...to go. [as the robot's hand comes directly toward the safe, Mr. Krabs screams before the robot stops and Plankton notices it out of fuel] Oh, barnacles! I'm out of gas? [SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs both laugh] Well, I'm not through yet. I've got something that will make you hand over that formula: something you can't resist. [takes out his wallet before Mr. Krabs gasps]

Mr. Krabs: Money?!

Plankton: Yes. [notices the wallet empty] That's...that's...that's impossible! [gets caught inside the wallet before coming out of it] Well, it was full of money just last week. Then I bought that airplane, and built that tank-

Mr. Krabs: Sounds to me like someone's just a wee bit...broke!

Plankton: [sighs] Well, Krabs, I guess you've won. I've spent every penny I've ever made trying to put you out of business... [takes out a penny from his pocket] ...except this one: my last penny. [starts to cry] Besides, what could I do with one measly cent, anyway?

Mr. Krabs: You could give it to me. [with his eyes closed] Just a suggestion.

Plankton: [closes his eyes and leans while holding the penny and talking] Here. [throws the last penny to Mr. Krabs] Take it! [Mr. Krabs happily catches the penny and puts it in his safe] You've taken everything else. Why not?! [cries]

[scene cuts to Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob walking towards the exit of wrecked Krusty Krab while Mr. Krabs is holding Plankton in his claws and talking]

Mr. Krabs: Well, Plankton, like a reheated Krabby Patty, you've been foiled again! [drops Plankton and he falls on the floor and sighs]

SpongeBob: I guess this means that the secret formula is safe forever. Right, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: [taps SpongeBob on his head] It sure does, boy. [Plankton stands up and Mr. Krabs pushs him toward the exit] Why don't you scurry along? [everyone in the Krusty Krab, expect SpongeBob laughs out loud as Plankton is leaving the Krusty Krab while crying] Thanks for coming! Have a nice day! [bubble transition to Mr. Krabs' telescope view of Plankton crying while having his head leans on the pole of The Krusty Krab sign on it] He's been out there crying for twenty minutes. [cuts to him looking through binoculars and SpongeBob standing next to him in a completely renewed Krusty Krab] Pathetic. [gives the telescope to SpongeBob and pulls up his pants] I'm just gonna go out there and gloat a little. [leaves Krusty Krab and scene then cuts to Mr. Krabs office being empty as the camera then starts zooming towards the safe until it cuts to inside of the safe where the real Plankton is exiting from the last penny with a headset on his head while laughing]

Plankton: [stops laughing as his back starts hurting and then adjusts them] Cyclops to Laptop. Come in, Laptop. [cuts to Karen with headsets playing solitaire]

Karen: [ironical voice] Laptop. [takes card] You do realize that nickname is demeaning. I have twice the processing power of [with an ironical voice] a laptop. [cuts back to real Plankton inside a Mr. Krabs safe, walking towards the bottle with the secret formula]

Plankton: [with a quiet voice] Never mind. Maintain radio silence. [throws his headset away as he arrives to the bottle with the secret formula] He-he, finally! [notices a light] A pressure plate, eh, Krabs? Amateur hour. [opens the safe] Hmm... [sees a bottle with a pirate ship in it] Perfect. [pushes the ship out of the bottle, then writes on a piece of paper, puts it in the bottle and puts in a cork]Not a bad likeness. [while replacing the bottles] Good enough to fool that idiot Krabs. Easy, easy. [light corrects the other bottle with the fake formula]

[scene cuts to show SpongeBob's telescope view of Mr. Krabs dancing outside happily next to fake Plankton, who is still crying]

Mr. Krabs: [mockingly] Plankton's broke! Ooh-ooh! Plankton's broke! Ha-ha!

SpongeBob: Look at Mr. Krabs go! I've never seen him gloat this hard before.

Mr. Krabs: [chuckles] Well, Plankton, me bunions are telling me it's time to stop gloatin'. [picks the fake Plankton up, which stops crying] Eh? Looks like you're falling apart at the seams. [chuckles, then pulls a string to reveal the inside of the fake Plankton] Huh?

Plankton Robot: Poor me. [sparkles a little] Sob, sob.

Mr. Krabs: A robot?!

SpongeBob: [walks inside, then gasps when he sees...] Plankton?

Plankton: [when he gets caught] Uh-oh. [accidentally makes the fake bottle drop] That ain't good.

Computer Voice: [as a red light turns on and off] Initiating Lockdown Sequence.

Mr. Krabs: Me formuler! [sees the Krusty Krab going on lockdown]

Squidward: Huh? [gets trapped in steel] Ow! [everything in the Krusty Krab gets trapped in steel]

Mr. Krabs: [heads toward The Krusty Krab that is locking down] No, no, no! No, no, no! [the doors shut] NOOOOO! [starts to bang on the door] Squidward! Open up!! Squidward!

Plankton Robot: [picks itself up] Ha, ha! Victory dance! Booya!

SpongeBob: Give me that! [grabs the formula and pulls it towards himself]

Plankton: Come on, SpongeBob! [pulls the formula away from SpongeBob] JOIN ME!! AND WE'LL BE RICH AND POWERFUL! ... [the two start to tug for the formula] ...until I eventually betray you! [he realizes that he wasn't supposed to say it] Uuh... JOIN ME!!

SpongeBob: No! Never! I'm on team Krabs for life!!

Mr. Krabs: [opens the doors and shouts] PLAAAANNNKTOOOOOOON!!

[the two continue to tug for the formula, but the formula then magically vanishes]

SpongeBob: What? Where'd it go?

Plankton: [thinking] Wait a minute... Molecular deconstruction? I proved that to be a scientific impossibility 7 times!

SpongeBob: [thinking] Wait a minute... I think I forgot to empty Gary's litter box today.

Mr. Krabs: [opens the door and lets out a big gasp as SpongeBob and Plankton stare a him for a couple of seconds] Where's me formuler, Plankton?!

Plankton: I-I don't know! It just disappeared!

Mr. Krabs: Why should I believe you, ya lyin' liar?!

SpongeBob: Normally, I'd agree with you, Mr. Krabs, but this time, he's telling the truth! It just vanished!

Plankton: It's true!! [Mr. Krabs picks him up as the scene cuts to him taped to Mr. Krabs' table]

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I'm telling you! He's innocent!

Plankton: W-What are you gonna do, Krabs? Pour hot oil on me? Or put bamboo shoots under my nails?

Mr. Krabs: No. Knock-Knock.

Plankton: Knock-Knock jokes? I can do this all day, Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Knock-Knock.

Plankton: Oh, boy. Who's there?

Mr. Krabs: Jimmy.

Plankton: Jimmy who?

Mr. Krabs: Jimmy BACK MY FORMULER, PLANKTON!!

Plankton: Well, that's stupid, but how is it torture?

Mr. Krabs: [holding headphones] Hehehehe... You'll see. [puts headphones on]

SpongeBob: Jimmy... Back my formula? Hmm. Ohhhhhhhhh!! I get it! [starts to laugh hysterically]

Plankton: [screams in pain, cut to Mr. Krabs smiling smugly with headphones on, then back to Plankton, the two side pieces of tape holding down Plankton's sides come off] Oh, make it stop, Krabs! MAKE IT STOP!! [scene cuts back to Mr. Krabs, then it cuts to everyone, including SpongeBob still laughing, Plankton still screaming, and Mr. Krabs still wearing the headphones, then Plankton imagines millions of SpongeBobs laughing until...]

Squidward: [opens the door with angry customers behind him, interrupting the moment] Mr. Krabs! [hears SpongeBob's laughter] SpongeBob, zip it! [SpongeBob finally stops laughing]

Plankton: Oh, thank you, Squidward!

Squidward: The customers are getting restless. They're asking for... [a crafty smile forms across his face] refunds.

[the word "refunds" goes out of his mouth was goes toward Mr. Krabs' headphones]

Mr. Krabs: [his headphones comes off and he shouts] Refunds?! [the customers are chanting "Refunds"] Listen up boy! [pushes SpongeBob into the kitchen] Get in there and make me customers some Krabby Patties! All right, Plankton... [sees that Plankton has escaped, then SpongeBob opens up the patty vault and screams like a girl] SpongeBob! What's wrong, boy? [moves SpongeBob over to check the vault and has the same reaction of screaming like a girl too, then the vault reveals that all the patties are gone] WE'RE OUT OF KRABBY PATTIES?!?

SpongeBob: How can we make more Krabby Patties without the secret formula?!

Mr. Krabs: You've got to have that formuler memorized by now!

SpongeBob: [puts his hat back on] But as you are aware sir, [pulls out the employee handbook] the employee handbook clearly states and I quote, [puts on reading glasses] "No employee may, in part or in whole, commit the Krabby Patty Secret Formula to any recorded, written, or visual form, including memories, dreams, and/or needle point". [gets out a magnifying glass]

Mr. Krabs: [cries for a second, shakes his fist and shouts] Curse you, fine print!!

[scene cuts to show a few angry customers picking up the order boat and chanting "refunds"]

Mr. Krabs: STOP!! [everyone stops and the customers drop the order boat] I'm not your enemy! [while holding a "WANTED" sign with a picture of Plankton on it] Plankton is your enemy!

Squidward: So is he an anemone or Plankton?

Mrs. Puff: [plays a rim shot] Well, someone had to do it.

SpongeBob: But...but, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: [while flipping the paper to show a Krabby Patty on it] He took this from you. [the customers gasp]

Fred: A Krabby Patty.

Sandals: I can almost taste it.

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, Plankton didn't take the secret formula.

Mr. Krabs: [while throwing the paper away] Not now, SpongeBob!

Patrick: [sits at a table, catching the paper which had a picture of a normal Krabby Patty] Hey! I ordered a double Krabby Patty.

Mr. Krabs: So, join me. Help get the formuler back, and I'll give each and every one of ya a free Krabby Patty! [the customers cheer] Oh, no, wait! Even better: a slight discount. [the customers groan, then they, along with Mr. Krabs, angrily run out of the Krusty Krab, chanting] To the Chum Bucket!

SpongeBob: [while looking out the front doors, sadly] But he didn't do it.

Plankton: [to Karen] I had it right in my greedy little mits, and then: poof! And now it's gone. Gone forever! Oh, I was so close to gaining the people's respect/fear.

Karen: Um, Plankton?

Plankton: Oh, when will my frustration/humiliation end?

Karen: Plankton...

Plankton: Not now, Hun! I'm ranting/raving. [sighs] All right, what is it?

Karen: Well, I was trying to tell you there's an angry mob outside, but now they're inside!

Plankton: Oh... [Mr. Krabs snatches Plankton]

Karen: [while the mob angrily stares at her] I...just work here.

Mr. Krabs: [while he and the chanting mob, carrying Karen, exit the Chum Bucket] We'd like to have a word with you.

Plankton: [chuckles nervously] You all look very hungry. Can I get anybody a Chumburger?

Mr. Krabs: [while pointing at Plankton] Enough with that niceties, Plankton! This is the last time I'm gonna ask you. WHERE IS ME FORMULER?!

Plankton: [while crawling away from Mr. Krabs] I told you, Krabs! I don't have it!

Mr. Krabs: Wrong answer! [prepares to stomp on Plankton]

SpongeBob: Stop! All right, Mr. Krabs. Let me get in on this. [growls, then angrily walks toward Plankton]

Plankton: What's going on around here?

SpongeBob: [pushes Mr. Krabs back] You may want to step back a little, Mr. Krabs. This could get messy.

Mr. Krabs: Let's hope so.

SpongeBob: So, you won't talk, eh, Plankton? [gets out a bubble jar] I didn't wanna have to do this. Plankton,... [dips his wand in the jar] ...here comes the pain!

Mr. Krabs: Soap in the eye, eh? Diabolical.

Plankton: [while SpongeBob blows a bubble and sends Plankton in it] No, stop, don't!

Mr. Krabs: Wait, that didn't look painful.

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, you may not understand what I'm about to do today. [gets in the bubble]But someday, we'll look back and have a good laugh. [the bubble floats away]

Mr. Krabs: Wait a minute.

Customer: Hey, they're getting away!

SpongeBob: Sorry, Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: So, you've been runnin' a long con on me, eh? All these years, you've been working for Plankton?!

Paco: They're in cahoots!

Mr. Krabs: Yeah, I guess that's a short way of saying it. STOP THAT BUBBLE!

[the customers throw stuff at the bubble, including a football and a customer]

Customer: Please tell me there's something soft below me.

SpongeBob and Plankton: Uh, nope. [the customer falls]

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! [the bubble floats farther] Oh, you were like an underpaid son to me. I would have expected Squidward to stab me in the back! [points to Squidward, who had been sleeping on his feet]

Squidward: [wakes up] Huh, what?

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[The movie starts with the 2013 Paramount Pictures logo. Once it appears, the scene cuts to black and then fades to the ocean water]

[The camera swiftly goes over it, including the Nickelodeon Movies logo popping out of the water, then going back in. The camera stops, then looks both ways until we see the Bikini Atoll island as the camera then goes close and inside the island, through its jungle, until we see Burger Beard the Pirate, pulling his boat, then looks at his map]

Burger Beard: A-ha! [chuckles evilly, then goes and cuts his way into the island, humming, then grunting, as the opening titles read "Paramount Animation and Nickelodeon Movies present" and "A United Plankton Pictures Production" fading in and out. He then sees a sign saying "Booby Traps".] Eh? Booby traps?! [destroys the sign with his sword and steps on it while heading towards the temple where the book lies. Burger Beard sighs passionately and then the movie's title screen cues] Oh, there you are, my lovely! [Burger Beard then goes through series of booby traps that mostly include spikes coming out of stones laying on the ground, escaping them all by dancing and finally arriving to the skeleton holding the book.] Hmm, what's that? Take the book? I don't mind if I do! [pulls the book out of the skeleton's hands and lefts him. Skeleton then loses his head and starts falling on the ground upside-down while Burger Beard starts admiring the book. He laughs.] At last, it is mine! [talks to the book] Finally, you are mine! [skeleton then gets reassembled, rises, fixes up his head and faces him] Alright, let's do this! [skeleton prepares to fight him] Bare knuckles. Bring it on, skinny! You don't scare me! [skeleton then starts punching Burger Beard who either avoids his attacks or blocks them with the book while laughing. Soon the skeleton punches him and he goes flying straight up in the air while screaming. Scene then cuts to seagulls playing cards on the deck of Burger Beard's ship while in the background, Burger Beard is seen launched from the Bikini Atoll and heading his ship while still screaming]

Seagull #1: You got any sevens?

Seagull #2: Go fish.

Burger Beard: [crashes on the ship, scaring the seagulls away, stands up and leans his head towards the Bikini Atoll] Is that all ya got!? Huh? [laughs, kisses the book, puts the book under his left arm, grabs a rope hanging behind him with his right arm, and swings to the cockpit. Scene then cuts to the anchor getting pulled, then cuts to sails getting lowered and the then cuts to cockpit where Burger Beard is seen leaning back due to the ship suddenly started moving while still holding the ship's wheel. Scene then cuts to show ship's stem breaking the waves and then cuts to Burger Beard standing on the ship's mainmast, just about to jump back to cockpit to press the "auto pirate" button. Once the ship gets set to "auto pirate," he laughs, sits on the cockpit to relax, sighs passionately and then takes the book he stole from the skeleton. Opens the covers to see a library's note with return date long past.] Man, this is way overdue. [opens the first page of the book and starts reading it aloud while camera zooms to a non-colored illustration of Bikini Bottom on the first page of the book] Once upon a time, under the sea, there was a little town called- [illustration soon gets colored and cartoon sequence starts] -Bikini Bottom. In this town, there was a place called- [cuts to the exterior of the Krusty Krab] -the Krusty Krab where folks would come to eat a thing called- [a real-life Krabby Patty covers the screen] -the Krabby Patty. [the scene then cuts to the SpongeBob's grill inside of the Krusty Krab where Krabby Patties are being grilled while steam is lifting in the air] Every greasy spoon has- [cuts french fries getting fired in an oil] -a fry cook and- [cuts to the desk with all Krabby Patty ingredients on it] -the one who worked here- [cuts to spatula that was being lowered from top of the screen to bottom] -was named- [SpongeBob poofs next to the grill while catching the spatula] -SpongeBob SquarePants-. [SpongeBob blinks his shiny eyes]

[scene cuts to seagulls performing the SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song on Burger Beard's ship while he is trying to calm them down. He then gets mad.]

Burger Beard: Stop! [as they hear this, the seagulls stop before they finish performing the song and are then shown disappointed and Burger Beard then starts speaking while having his finger marking the page where he stopped reading] There's only one thing worse than talking birds, and that would be... SINGING BIRDS!

Seagull: Okay, I promise not to... ♪ sing! ♪ [Kyle clears his throat and points to a skeleton parrot band in a birdcage]

Skeleton Parrot #1: Take it from us.

Skeleton Parrot #2: He really does hate singing birds.

Kyle: [as another seagull poops] Just keep weading. Pwease, Mr. Piwate, sir.

Burger Beard: Come closer. Let me tell you the tale.

David: Okay, start reading.

Burger Beard: Not that close! [scares the seagull off as a couple more seagulls come in to listen, then turns the page] All right. Here we go. [scene changes to the Krusty Krab with falling Krabby Patties] Now, SpongeBob loved his job as a fry cook more than anything. [SpongeBob laughs as he goes into the Krusty Krab before the scene changes to SpongeBob happily polishing his snow globes before kissing one] And that is saying a lot. Because he loved everything! [scene cuts to SpongeBob hugging Gary in a blue background] He loved his pet snail, Gary. [Gary meows] He loved his best friend, Patrick. [Gary poofs into Patrick before he giggles] [scene cuts to SpongeBob making his friends into bubbles] He loved blowing bubbles... [scene changes to SpongeBob catching a jellyfish while falling off a cliff] ...and jellyfishing.

SpongeBob: Whee! [scene cuts to SpongeBob happily making Krabby Patties]

Burger Beard: He loved making Krabby Patties for the folks in Bikini Bottom.. [many Krabby Patties land on the customers' plates]...just as much as they loved eating them. [scene cuts to the customers' enjoying their Krabby Patties together, including Bubble-Bass, which his seat breaks]"Why," you may ask, "do they love this greasy meal sandwich so much? Why did they eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner... [scene cuts to show a customer eating a Krabby Patty while on a hospital bed and wearing a breathing mask] "...despite the doctor's warnings?"

Dr. Gill Gilliam: [to Shubie] He'll be gone in a week.

Shubie: Oh, Harold! [sobs as she sadly bites into a Krabby Patty as the doctor does the same too, happily]

Burger Beard: Ah, it was a secret. [scene cuts to a real-life Krabby Patty with many question marks in the background] No one was sure what was in those patties that made them so delicious. And frankly, no one cared, except for Plankton. [scene cuts to an embarrassed Plankton]

Plankton: Yeah. [scene cuts to a crowded Krusty Krab before zooming to an empty Chum Bucket]

Burger Beard: Plankton owned a restaurant right across the street from the Krusty Krab, where no one ate... [scene cuts to a disgusting chum patty before Plankton appears from behind] ...because the food was really bad!

Plankton: Now, is that really necessary? [the patty beside him deflates a little]

Burger Beard: [as the scene cuts to Plankton, wearing spy gear, tries to steal the formula] Plankton had made it his life's work to steal the recipe. [after Plankton chuckles evilly, SpongeBob vacuums him up]

Plankton: SpongeBob, please! Let's talk about this. [SpongeBob blows the vacuum thereafter]'

Burger Beard: But SpongeBob was always there to protect it. But today... [after the camera zooms into the formula, SpongeBob closes the safe and the scene cuts to a small, green airplane heading for the Krusty Krab] ...things would be different.

[scene cuts to SpongeBob throwing out the trash when Patrick comes up to him]

Patrick: Good morning, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Morning, Patrick! Are you here for your pre-lunch Krabby Patty?

Patrick: I'm getting two today. One for me, and one for my friend.

SpongeBob: Oh, have I met this friend?

Patrick: [uses his belly as a talking friend and impersonates his voice] You know me, SpongeBob. [he and SpongeBob laugh, as well as his tummy]

SpongeBob: Enjoy, Patrick's tummy. [as he waves goodbye, he hears the engine from the airplane, which then drops a big jar of tartar sauce close to the Krusty Krab]

Mr. Krabs: [is seen counting his money outside of the entrance door] 13, 14, 15... [SpongeBob walks out of the Krusty Krab]

SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs, I thought we got our tartar sauce delivery on Thursday.

Mr. Krabs: Tartar... [the tartar sauce splashes everywhere on the Krusty Krab, including SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs] ...sauce?

Plankton: Bullseye! [laughs evilly]

SpongeBob: Plankton!

Mr. Krabs: [angry] So it's a food fight he wants, eh?

Plankton: [as he approaches the Krusty Krab] Welcome to Air Plankton! Please put your seat backs and tray tables up as we're now approaching our final destination.

[scene cuts to show SpongeBob and Patrick on the Krusty Krab roof wearing army clothes and having a fire weapon]

SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick. Load the potatoes!

Patrick: [gets plates of two different potatoes] Mashed or scalloped, sir?

SpongeBob: No, Patrick: raw.

Patrick: Sir, yes, sir! [throws the plates away and dumps raw potatoes from a bag into the weapon]Locked and loading!

[scene cuts to show Mr. Krabs looking at the formula in the safe]

Mr. Krabs: Don't worry, little formula. You'll be safe in this...safe. [closes the safe door and yells through a microphone] Fire!

[scene cuts to SpongeBob's weapon firing the potatoes towards Plankton's plane]

Plankton: Potatoes?! [dodges the potatoes side-to-side]

SpongeBob: He's closing in!

Patrick: [while looking at the binoculars upside down] I think we have a few minutes before he gets here. [SpongeBob turns the binoculars the other way] Huh? [screams] He's right on top of us!

[scene cuts to the potatoes getting chopped into fries before flying down towards Sandals]

Sandals: Hey, it's raining fries!

Plankton: It's gonna take a lot more than potatoes to bring this baby down! [more potatoes cover Plankton's plane before destroying it] Or maybe not.

[scene cuts to show customers inside the Krusty Krab looking at the explosion from the plane before cheering, then it changes to SpongeBob and Patrick cheering as well]

Patrick: Whoo!

SpongeBob: Wait a minute, Patrick. Look! He's got a tank!

[as the tank lands from a parachute, Plankton puts a pickle inside a shooter before heading to the controls]

Plankton: Well, Krabs, you're certainly in a pickle now!

[the tank perfectly aims toward SpongeBob and Patrick before they gasp and, in slow-motion, jumping out of the way just in time]

Sandals: Hey, it's raining pickles! [chuckles] Now, it's raining... [the tank lands on Sandals] ...tanks!

Plankton: You're welcome. [the tank drives away]

Patrick: Finland.

[scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick getting up and noticing pickles coming toward them before SpongeBob dials a telephone]

SpongeBob: Your order, sir.

[scene cuts to Sandy looking at a menu at the drive-thru]

Sandy: I'll have two Krabby Patties: extra ketchup, extra mustard, and hold the mayo.

SpongeBob: Wrong channel! [dials the telephone again] Your order, sir!

Mr. Krabs: Extra ketchup, extra mustard, HOLD THE MAYO!!

SpongeBob: Yes, sir! [holds a big ketchup bottle followed by small ketchup and mustard bottles]Extra ketchup, extra mustard.

Patrick: [holds a giant mayonnaise jar while grunting] Hold the mayo!

Mr. Krabs: Unleash the condiments.

SpongeBob: With relish. [screams while squirting the condiments repeatedly toward the tank before they run out, making farting noises] Excuse me! [he and Patrick laugh before SpongeBob gets another set of condiments and does the same as before]

Sandy: [through a window] Hello? Hello?! [from Mr. Krabs' megaphone] Guess ya'll don't want my money.

Mr. Krabs: Money? [quickly snatches Sandy's money and gives her the food] Thank you. Come again. [quickly closes the window]

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Shrek script

Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.

But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss.

She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon.

Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed.

She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love

and true love's first kiss.

Like that's ever going to happen.

What a loony.

Shrek

Beware

Stay out

I think he's in here.

All right. Lets get it!

Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?

Yeah. He'll groan into your bones for his brains.

Well actually that would be a giant.

Now Ogres, huh, they are much worse.

They'll make a soup from your freshly peeled skin.

They'll chew your livers, squeeze the jelly from your eyes.

Actually, it's quite good on toast.

Back, back beast, back!

I warned you!

Right.

This is the part, where you run away.

Yeah!

And stay out.

Wanted. Fairytale creatures.

Right, this one is full. Take it away.

Give me that.

Your fine days are over. -25 pieces of silver for the witch.

Next. -Come on.

Sit down there! And be quiet!

This cage is so small.

You wouldn't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change.

Please, give me another chance.

Oh, shut up!

Next.

What do we got?

This little wooden puppet.

I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy.

Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.

No! Please, don't let them do it!

Next. What do you got?

Well, I've got a talking donkey!

Right.

Well that's good for ten schillings, if you can prove it.

Oh, go ahead fella.

Well?

He's just a li..., just a little nervous.

He's really quite a chatterbox.

You boneheaded donkey!

That's it. I have heard enough. Guards!

No, no, he talks, he does!

I can talk. I love to talk.

I've talked to...

Get her out of my sight!  -No, no, I swear!

Hey, I can fly.  -He can fly! -He can fly!

He can talk!  -That's right, fool!

Now I'm a flying, talking donkey!

You might have seen house fly, maybe even a superfly.

But I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!

Seize him!

Get him! This way! Hurry!

You there. Ogre.  -I.

By the order of lord Farquaad.

I am authorized to place you both under arrest.

And transport you to designated resettlement facility.

Oh really?

You and what army?

Can I say something to you?

Listen, you were really, really something, back there. Incredible.

Are you talking to...

...me?

Yes, I was talking to you.

Can I just tell you that you were really great back there with those guards.

They thought that was all over there.

And then you showed up and BAM. There was tripping on over themselves like babes in the woods.

That really made me feel good to see that.

Oh, that's great. Really.

Man, it's good to be free.

Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends?

But I...

I don't have any friends.

And I'm not going out there by myself.

Hey wait a minute. I have a great idea...

I'll stick with you.

You and me in green fighting machine.

Together we'll scare the spin if anybody crosses us.

Oh, a, that was really scary.

Maybe you don't mine me saying. If that don't work, your breath will certainly do the job done, 'cause...

you definitively need some tic-tac or something,

'cause your breath stinks!

Man you've ???  my note!

Just like the time...

...and then I ate some rotten berries.

Man I had some strong gases leaking  out of my but that day.

Why are you following me?

I'll tell you why.

'Cause I'm all alone,

there is no one here, beside me.

My problems have all gone. There's no one to derive me.

But you got to have free ...  -Stop singing!

Well, it's no wonder, you don't have any friends.

Wow! Only a true friend would be that truly honest.

Listen! Little donkey.

Take a look at me! What am I?

A...

...really tall?

No! I'm an Ogre. You know, grab your torch and pitchforks.

Doesn't that bother you?

Nope.

Really?  -Really really.

Oh?

Man, I like you. What's your name?

A..., Shrek.

Shrek?!

But do you know, what I like about you, Shrek?

You've got that kind of: "I don't care what nobody thinks of me" thing.

I like that, I respect that, Shrek. You're all right.

Uh, look at that.

Who would wanna live in a place like that?

That would be my home.

Oh, it is lovely. Just beautiful. You know you're quite a decorator.

It's amazing what you did with such a modest budget.

I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.

I guess, you don't entertain much, do you?

I like my privacy.

You know I do to.  That's another thing, we have in common.

Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You try to give them a hint and they won't leave.

And then there's that big occurred silence,  you know?

Can I stay with you?  -What?

Can I stay with you, please.

Of course!  -Really?

No.  -Please! I don't want to go back there.

You don't how is like to be concerned like a freak.

Well..., maybe you do.  But that's why we have to stick together!

You got to let me stay! Please! Please!

OK, OK.

-But one night only.  -Huh, thank you!

A, what are you do... No!

This is going to be fun. We can stay up late, swap the manly stories.

And in the morning...

I'm making waffles.

Where do I sleep?

Outside!

Oh, a, I guess that's cool. You know, I don't know you and you don't know me...

... so I guess, outside is best for me.

Here I go.

Good night.

I do like that half door.  I'm a donkey all alone outside.

Sit by myself outside, I guess.

I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me.

-I thought, I told you to stay outside. -I am outside.

Well James. This is far from the farm, but what choice do we have?

It's not...

What a lovely bed.  -Got you!

I found some cheese. Awful stuff.

-Is that you Gordon?  -How did you know?

Enough! What are you doing in my house?

Oh, no, no, no... Death prods off the table!

Where would we supposed to put her. The bed's taken.

What?

I live in a swamp. I've put up signs. I'm a terrifying Ogre!

What do I have to do, to get a little privacy?

Oh, no! No, no!

What are you doing in my swamp?

All right, get out of here. All of you. Move it! Come on, let's go.

And hurry up, hurry up.

No, no, not there. Not there!

Hey don't look at me. I didn't invite them.

Oh gosh, no one invited us.  -What?

We were forced to come here.  -By who?

Lord Farquaad. He ???

All right.

Who knows where this Farquaad guy is?

Oh I do. I know where he is.

Does anyone else know where to find him?

-Anyone at all? -Me. -Anyone?

Oh pick me, I know! Me, me.

Ok, fine.

Attention all fairy tale things!

Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially warned up.

In fact. I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get all off my land and back where you came from.

You. You're coming with me.

All right. That's what I like to hear, man.

Shrek and Donkey, two stubborn friends off on a world and big city adventure. I love it.

I'm on road again. Sing with me Shrek! I'm on road again...

What did I say about singing?

-Can I whistle?  -No.

-Well, can I hummer?  -All right.

That's enough. He's ready to talk.

Run, run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me.

I'm the gingerbread man.

You monster.

I'm not a monster here. You are.

You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perfect world.

-Now tell me! Where are the others? -Eat me.

I've tried to be fair to you, creatures. Now my patience has reached its end!

-Tell me! Or I'll... -No, no, not the buttons.

Not gumdrop buttons.

All right! Who's hiding them?

Ok, I'll tell you.

-Do you know the muffin-man? -The muffin-man?

-The muffin-man. -Yes, I know the muffin-man.

Who lives on Proully lane?

-Well, she's married to the muffin-man. -The muffin-man!

-The muffin-man! -She's married to the muffin-man.

My lord! We found it.

Well then, what are you waiting for? Bring it in.

Magic mirror.

Don't tell him anything!

Evening.

Mirror, mirror on the wall. Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?

Well, technically, you're not a king.

A..., felonious.

-You were saying. -What I mean is a...

...you're not a king, yet.

But you can become one. All you have to do, is marry a princess.

Go on.

So, just sit back and relax my lord,

because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes.

And here they are.

Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shading from a kingdom far, far away.

She likes sushi and hottubbing anytime.

Her hobbies include cooking and  cleaning for two evil sisters.

Please welcome... Cinderella.

Bachelorette number two is a kemp wearing girl from a land of fantasy.

Although she lives with seven other man, she is not easy.

Just kiss hers dead frozen lips and find out what a live wife she is.

Come on. Give it up for... Show-white.

And last but certainly not least.

Bachelorette number three is a  fire-breathing ????,

dragon guarded castle, surrounded by a hot  boiling lava. But don't let that cool you off.

She's a loaded pistol who likes Pina Coladas and getting cut in the rain.

Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona.

So will it be, bachelorette number one? Bachelorette number two?

Or bachelorette number three?

-Two... -Three! -Two!

One. No, no, no.

Three. Pick number three my lord.

Ok, ok. Number three.

Lord Farquaad. You've chosen... princess Fiona.

She's nice. Fiona. She's perfect.

All I have to do is just find someone...

But I probably should mention little thing  that happens at night...

-I'll do it!  -Yes, but after sunset...

Silence!

I will make this princess Fiona my queen.

And Duloc will finally have the perfect king!

Captain! Assemble your finest man.

We're going to have a tournament!

That's it, that's, right there, that's Duloc.

I've told you I'll find it.

So. That must be lord Farquaad's castle.

Aha, that's the place.

Do you think maybe he's compensating for something.

Hey, hey wait up Shrek!

-Hey, you!  -No, no!

Wait a second.

Look, I'm not gonna eat you. I just...

It's quiet.

Too quiet.

Where is everybody?

Hey look at this.

Wow!

-Let's do that again.  -No. no.

All right.  You're going the right way for smack bottom.

Sorry about that.

That champion should have the honor, no, no...

...the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely  princess Fiona from the fireing keep of the dragon.

If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner up will take his place.

And so on, and so forth.

Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

Applause.

Let the tournament begin.

What is that?

Ugh, it's hideous.

Oh, that's not very nice.

It's just a donkey.

Indeed.

Knights! New plan. The one, who kills the Ogre, will be named champion.

How about him.

Oh, hey. Now, come on.

Can't we just settle this over a pint?

No?

All right then.

Come on.

Hey Shrek! Let me, let me!

The chair! Give him the chair!

Thank you. Thank you, very much.

I'm here until Thursday. Try the wheel!

Shall I give the order sir?

No. I have a better idea.

People of Duloc. I give you our champion!

What?

Congratulation, Ogre.

You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest.

Quest? I'm already on a quest.

A quest to get my swamp back!

-Your swamp?  -Yeah, my swamp!

Where you dumped those fairytale creatures.

Indeed.

All right Ogre, I'll make you a deal.

Go on this quest for me and I'll give you your swamp back.

Exactly the way it was?

Down to the last slime covered toast tool.

-And the squatters?  -As good as gone.

What kind of quest?

Ok, let me get this straight!

We gonna go find the dragon and rescue a princess  just so Farquaad will give you back the swamp,

which you only don't have, 'cause he filled it  with full of freaks on the first place.

-Is that about right?  -You know what?

Maybe there is a good reason, donkeys shouldn't talk.

I don't get it Shrek.  Why didn't you just pull some old Ogre stuff on them?

You know, ??? . Grab his bones to make you brave. You know the whole Ogre trick.

Oh, you know what. Maybe I could have decapitated  entire village and put their heads on plate.

Got a knife, cut open their spleens  and drink their fluids.

Does that sound good to you?

A, no, not really, no.

For your information, there is a lot more to Ogres than people think.

-Example.  -Example?

OK, A-a-m, Ogres are like onions.

-They stink?  -Yes, no.

-O, they make you cry.  -No.

Oh, you leave them out on the sun and  they get all brown and start ??? little wild hairs?

No! Layers! Onions have layers.

Ogres have layers. Onions have layers.

You get it? We both have layers.

O, you both have layers.

You know not everybody likes onions.

Cake! Everybody loves cakes. Cakes have layers.

I don't care what everyone likes.

Ogres are not like cakes.

You know what else everyone likes? Paffe.

Have you ever met a person and you say:  "Hey, let's get some paffe" and

they say I don't like paffe. Paffe is delicious.

No! You tensed, irritating, miniature peace of barden.

Ogres are like onions. End of story.

Bye, bye. See you lather.

Paffe is maybe the most delicious thing  on the whole damn planet.

You know I think I've preferred your humming.

Do you have a tissue or something,  'cause I'm making a mess.

Just the word paffe has made me start slimying

Why, Shrek, did you do that?

Man you got to warn somebody  before you just crack one off.

My mouth was opened and everything.

Believe me donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead.

It's brimstone. We must be getting close.

Yeah, right, brimstone.

Don't be talking ??? brimstone.  I know what I smell and ??? no brimstone.

And they don't come of stone neither.

Sure it's big enough, but look at the location.

Oh, Shrek, remember when you said  that Ogres have layers?

Oh, yeah.

Well, I have a confession to make.  Donkeys don't have layers.

We wear ??? sleeves.

Wait a second. Donkeys don't have sleeves.

-You know what I mean.  -Oh, you can't tell me you're afraid of highs.

No, I'm just a little uncomfortable of being  on a rickety bridge over boiling lake of lava!

Come on donkey, I'm right here beside you. Ok?

For emotional support.

We'll just hackle this thing together one little baby step after time.

-Really?  -Really really.

Ok. That makes me feel so much better.

Just keep moving and don't look down.

Don't look down, don't look down.

Shrek! I'm looking down!

I can't do this. Just let me off right now, please.

-But you're already half way.  -Yeah, but I know that half is safe.

Ok, fine. I don't have time for this. You go back.

Shrek, no, wait.

Don't do that!

Oh, I'm sorry. Do what?

-Oh. This?  -Yes, that!

Yes, yes. Do it. OK.

-No, Shrek!  -I'm doing it.

I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Shrek, I'm gonna die.

That will do Donkey, that will do.

Cool.

So where is this fire breathing pain in the neck anyway?

Inside. Waiting for us to rescue her.

I was talking about the dragon Shrek.

-Are you afraid?  -No, but shhhhh.

Oh, good. Me neither.

Because there's nothing wrong with being afraid.  Here's a..., something responsible of the situation.

Not to mention dangerous situation.  And there's dragon that breathes fire.

I'm sure he's meaner than a cow or anything,  but they're scare. You know what I mean.

I'm sure he's heavier than a cow...

Donkey. Two things. Ok?

Shut, up.

Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs.

Stairs? I thought we were looking for the princess.

The princess will be up the stairs in the  highest room in the tallest tower.

What makes you think she'll be there?

I read it in a book once.

Cool. You handle the dragon, I'll handle the stairs.

Oh, I'll find those stairs. I'll ???. That's right.

Those stairs won't know which way they go.

The drafting stairs, ???

Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master.  I'm master of the stairs.

I wish I had a stair right here right here now,  I'd step all over it.

Well, at least we know where the princess is.

-But where is the...  -Dragon!

Donkey, look out!

Got you.

Oh, what large teeth you have.

I mean, white sparkling teeth.

You probably hear this all the time from your food, but

you must bleach yourself,  because that is one dashing smile you got there.

And do I detect the hint of minty freshness?

And you know what else?

You're a girl dragon. Oh, sure.  I mean 'course you're a girl dragon,

'cause you're just ricking the feminine beauty out.

What's the matter with you?  Do you have something in your eye?

Man, I'd really love to stay, but you know  I'm a asthmatic and

I don't know if we would worked out.  You'd be blowing smoke and stuff.

Shrek!

No, Shrek! Shrek!

-Wake up!  -What?

Are you princess Fiona?

I am.

Awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me.

Oh, that's nice. Now let's go.

But wait, sir knight.

This be our first meeting.

Should not be wonderful, romantic moment?

Yeah. Sorry lady there's no time.

Hey, what are you doing?  You know, you should sweep me out of my feet.

Out through the window and down  the rope by to your valued steed.

You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you?

Uh-um.

But we have to sing through this moment.

You can residing of a poem to me.

A ballad, a sonnet, a libretti. Or something.

I don't think so.

Well, can I at least know a name of my champion?

Shrek.

So, Shrek.

I pray that you take this favor  as a token of my gratitude.

Thanks.

-You didn't slay the dragon?  -It's not my job to do this. Now, come on!

But this isn't right. ???

That's what all the other knights did.

Yeah. Right before they burst in the flame.

That's not the point.

Wait. Where are you going? Exit is over there.

Well, I have to save my ass.

What kind of knight are you?

One of a kind.

...rush into a physical relationship.

I'm not that emotionally ready  for commitment of a this  magnitude.

That was the word I was looking for. Magnitude.

Hey, that is unwanted physical contact.

Hey, what are you doing?

Ok, ok, let's just back up a little and  take this one step at the time.

I mean, we really should get to know each other first,  you know what am I saying.

As friends, maybe even as ???

Hey don't do that. That's my tail.  That's ma personal tail.

And you're going to tear it off....

Oh, no. No!

-It talks?!  -Yeah. It's getting to shut up, that's a trick.

Ok, you two. Head for the exit.

I'll take care of the dragon.

Ruuuuun!

You did it. You rescued me.

Amizing, you're wonderful. You're a ...

...a little unorthodox I admit, but

by deed is great and by heart is pure.  I'm entirely in your debt.

And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed.

I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed.

She thinks I'm a steed.

The battle is won.  You may remove your helmet good sir knight.

-Aah, no.  -Why not?

I have helmet hair.

Please. I wouldst look upon the face of my rescuer.

Oh, no, you wouldn't, dust.

But, how will you kiss me?

What? That wasn't in a job description.

-Maybe it's a perk?  -No. It's destiny.

You must know how it goes.

A princess locked in a tower and besieged  by a dragon is rescued by a brave knight.

And then they share true love's first kiss.

With Shrek? You think, wait...

...you think Shrek is your true love?

Well, yes.

You think that Shrek is your true love.

What is so funny?

Let's just say, I'm not your type, ok?

Of course you are. You're my rescuer.

Now, now remove your helmet.

Look. I really don't think this is a good idea.

-Just take off the helmet.  -I'm not going to.

-Take it off!  -No!

-Now!  -Ok, easy.

As you command your highness.

You're an Ogre.

Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming.

Well, yes, actually.

Oh no. This is all wrong. You're not supposed to be an Ogre.

Princess, I was sent to rescue you by lord Farquaad, ok?

He's the one, who wants to marry you.

Well, then why didn't he come to rescue me?

Good question.  You should ask him that, when we get there.

But I have to be rescued by my true love.

Not by some Ogre and his pet.

Well so much for noble steed.

Look princess. You're not making my job any easier.

Well I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem.

You can tell lord Farquaad  that if he wants to rescue me properly,

I'll be waiting for him right here.

Hey, I'm no ones messenger boy, all right?

-I'm a delivery boy.  -You wouldn't dare.

-You coming donkey?  -Put me down!

Yeah, I'm right behind you.

Put me down or you will suffer the consequences.

This is not dignified. Put me down.

Ok, here's another question. Let's say that a woman  'digged' you, but you don't really like her,

that way. Now, how you let her down real easy,  so her feelings aren't hurt?

But you don't get burned to a crisp neither. How do you do this?

Just tell her, she's not your true love.

Everyone knows it what happens when you find...

Hey! The sooner we get to Duloc, the better.

Oh, yeah. You gonna love it there princess.  It's beautiful.

And what of my groom to be, lord Farquaad.  What's he like?

Well, let me put it this way, princess.

Men of Farquaad's stature are in short supply.

Oh no, Shrek. There are those who think little of him.

Stop it. Stop it, both of you.

You know, you're just jealous that you can never  measure up to a great ruler like lord Farquaad.

Yeah. Well maybe you're right princess. But I'd like  you do that measuring when you see him tomorrow

Tomorrow?

It will take that long?

-Shouldn't we stop to make camp?  -No. That would take longer.

We can keep going.

But there are robbers in the woods.

Whoa, time out Shrek.  Camp is definitely something that sounds good.

Hey. Come on.  I'm scarier than anything we're gonna see in this forest.

I need to find somewhere to camp, now!

Hey, over here.

Shrek, we can do better than that.  Now, I don't think this is decent for princess.

No, no, it's perfect. It just needs a few homey touches.

Homey touches? Like what?

A door.

Well, gentleman I'll be d..., good night.

Do you want me to come in and read you a bedtime story,  'cause I will...

I said good night!

Shrek! What are you doing?

I just..., you know...

Oh, come on, I was just kidding.

And that one, that's Throwback.

The only Ogre to ever spit over three wheat fields.

Right. Yeah.

Hey, can you tell my future form these stars?

Well, the stars don't tell the future, Donkey.

They tell stories. Look.

There's Blodna, the "Flatulent"

You can guess what he is famous for.

All right. Now I know you're making this up.

No. Look. There he is and there's the group of hunters  running away from his stag.

Man, there ain't nothing, but a bunch of little dots.

You know donkey,  sometimes things are more than they appear.

Forget it.

Hey Shrek.  What are you gonna do when we get our swamp back, anyway?

-Our swamp?  -You know. When we're through rescuing the princess  and all that stuff.

We? Donkey, there is no we. There's no our.

There's just me and my swamp.

And the first thing I'm gonna do, is build a ten foot wall around my land.

You cut me deep Shrek, you cut me real deep just now.

You know, what I think? I think this whole wall thing  is just a way to keep somebody out.

No, do you think?

-Are you hiding something?  -Never mind Donkey.

Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it?

No. This is one of those drop it and leave it alone things.

-Why don't you want to talk about it?  -Why do you want to talk about it?

-Oh, Why you block? -I'm not blocking.  -Oh yes you are.

-Donkey, I'm warning you.  -Who are you trying to keep out?  Just tell me that Shrek. Who?

Everyone, ok?

-Oh, now we're getting somewhere.  -Oh, for 'the love of pit'.

Hey, what's your problem Shrek?  What do you got against the whole world anyway?

Look. I'm not the one with the problem, ok?

It's the world that seems to have a problem with me.

People take one look at me and go: AAA... Help! Run!

A big stupid ugly Ogre.

They judge me, before they even know me.

That's why I'm better off alone.

You know what? When we met,  I didn't think you're just a big stupid, ugly Ogre.

Yeah, I know.

So, a... Are there any donkeys up there?

Well, there's a Cabby. The small and annoying.

Ok, ok. I see him, now. Big shining one, right there.  That one, over there?

That's the moon.

Again. Show me again.

Mirror, mirror, show her to me. Show me the princess.

Perfect.

Yeah. You know I like like that. Oh come on baby...

-Donkey. Wake up.  -What? -Wake up.

Morning. How do you like your eggs?

-Good morning princess.  -What's all this about?

You know, we kind of got of to a bad start yesterday  and I wanted to make it up to you.

I mean, after all, you did rescue me.

Thanks.

Well, eat up. We've got a big day ahead of us.

-Shrek!  -What? It's a compliment.

Better out than in I always say.

But that's no way to behave in front of a princess.

-Thanks.  -She's as nasty as you are.

You know. You're not exactly what I've expected.

Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people  before you get to know them.

Princess!

What are you doing?

???mon shery, for I am your saviour.  And I am rescuing you from this green...beast.

Hey! That's my princess. Go find your own.

Please, monster. Can't you see I'm a little busy here?

Look, pal. I don't know who you think you are.

Oh, of course. How rude that was.

Please, let me introduce myself. Oh marry men!

Man, that was annoying.

Oh, you little...

Shall we?

???all the forin???

Whoa, hold on, now. Where did that come from?

-What?  -That. Back there. That was amazing.

Where did you learn that?

Well, when one lives alone one has to learn  these things in case there's a...

There is an arrow in your butt.

What? Oh, would you look at that.

Oh, no... This is all my fault. I'm so sorry.

-What's wrong?  -Shrek's hurt.  -Shrek's hurt? Shrek's hurt!

-Oh, no. Shrek's going to die.  -Donkey, I'm ok.

You can't do this to me Shrek.  I'm too young for you to die.

Keep your legs elevated. Turn your head ???.

-Does anyone know how to handle...  -Donkey! Calm down.

If you want to help Shrek, run into woods and  find me a blue flower with red thorns.

Blue flower, red thorns. Ok, I'm on it.  Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns.

Don't die Shrek.  And if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light!

-Donkey!  -Oh, yeah. Right. Blue flower, red thorns.  Blue flower, red thorns.

-What are the flowers for?  -For getting rid of the Donkey.

Now, you hold still and I'll yank this thing out.

-Hey! Easy with the yanking.  -I'm sorry, but it has to come out.

No, no. It's tender.  What you're doing here is the opposite...

-Don't move.  -Ok, look. Time out.  -Would you... Ok.

What do you propose we do?

Blue flower, red thorns.  Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns.

This would be so much easier if I wasn't colorblind.

Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns.

Hold on, Shrek. I'm coming!

Not good.

Ok, ok, I can lose it. It's just about it.

Nothing happened.

We were just a...

Look if you want to be alone,  all you had to do is ask, ok?

Oh, come on. That's the last thing on my mind.

The princess here was just... Au!

Hey, what's that? Is that...

There it is, princess.

-Your future awaits you.  -That's Duloc?

Yeah. I know. You'll shrink things lord Farquaad is  compensating for something, which I think needs, he has a

I guess we better move on.

Sure, but Shrek...

-I'm worried about Donkey.  -What?

I mean. Look at him. He doesn't look so good.

-What are you talking about? I'm fine.  -Well, that's what they always say.

And the next thing you know you're on your back.

-Dead!  -You know she's right. You look awful.

-Do you want to sit down?  -You know, I'll make you up some tea.

Well, I won't say nothing, but

I've got this twinge in my neck.  And if I turn my neck like this, look. Au, see?

-He's hungry. I'll find us some dinner.  -I'll get the firewood.

Hey, where are you going? Oh man, I can't feel my thumbs. I don't have any thumbs!!!

I think I need a hug.

This is good. This is really good.

-What is this?  -Wheat rat.

-Rotisserie style.  -No kidding.

-Oh, this is delicious.  -Well, they also great in stews.

Now, I don't mean to brag,  but I make a mean wheat rat stew.

I guess I'll be dining a little different  late tomorrow night.

Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime.

I'll cook all kinds of stuff for you.

Swamp toast, soup fish, eye tartar. You name it.

I'd like that.

-Ah... , princess?  -Yes, Shrek?

I'm a.... I was wondering.

Are you... a...

Are you gonna eat that?

Man, isn't this romantic. Just look at that sunset.

Sunset?! Oh, no. It's late. It's very late.

-What?  -Wait a minute. I see what's going on here.

You're afraid of the dark. Aren't you?

Yes, yes. That's it. That's, I'm terrified.  You know I'll better go inside.

But don't feel bad, princess.  I used to be afraid of the dark too.

Until... Hey, no, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark.

-Good night.  -Good night.

Ahh. Now I really see what's going on here.

Oh, what are you talking about.

Hey I don't wanna even hear.  Look, I'm an animal and I got instincts.

And I know that you two are digging on each other.  I can feel it.

Oh, you're crazy.  I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad.

Oh, come on, Shrek. Wake up and smell the fairemones.

Just go in there and tell her how you feel.

There's nothing to tell.  Besides, even if I did tell her that... well you know.

I'm not saying that I do, 'cause I don't.

She's a princess and I'm...

...an Ogre.

Yeah, an Ogre.

-Hey, where are you going?  -To get more firewood.

Princess. Princess Fiona?

Princess, where are you?

Princess?

It's very spooky in here and are we playing little games.

-No, no. -Help! Shrek! Shrek!

-No. -Shrek!  -It's ok. It's ok.

-What did you do with the princess?  -Donkey, shhh. I'm the princess.

-It's me, in this body.  -Oh my god. You ate the princess.

-Can you hear me?  -Donkey!

Listen, keep breathing. I'll get you out of there!

Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!

This is me.

Princess? What happened to you?

You're a... different.

-I'm ugly, ok?  -Yeah.

Was it something that you ate?  'Cause I told Shrek those rats were a bad idea.

-You are what you eat, I say.  -No. I've been this way as long as I can remember.

What do you mean?  Look, I've never seen you like this before.

It only happens when the sun goes down.

By night one way, by day another. This shall be the norm  until you find true love's first kiss.

Then, take love's true form...

-Oh, that's beautiful. I didn't know you wrote poetry.  -It's the spell.

When I was a little girl, a witch cast a spell on me.

Every night I become this. This horrible ugly beast.

I was placed in a tower to await the day  when my true love would rescue me.

That's why I have to marry lord Farquaad tomorrow,  before the sun sets and he sees me, like this?

All right, all right. Calm down.  Look, it's not that bad. You're not that ugly.

Wait, wait, I'll not lie, you are ugly. But you only look like this at night.

Shrek's ugly 24/7.

But Donkey, I'm a princess.  And this is not how a princess is meant to look.

Princess. How about if you don't marry Farquaad?

I have to. Only my true love's kiss can brake the spell.

But you know, you're kind of an Ogre.

And Shrek... Well you've got a lot in common.

Shrek?

Princess, I... How is it going first of all?  Good? Good for me to. I'm ok.

I saw this flower and thought of you because it's pretty.

And, well, I don't really like it, but I thought  you may like it, because you're pretty.

But I like you anyway. A....

I'm in trouble. Ok, here we go.

Who could ever love a piece so hideous and ugly?  Princess and ugly don't go together.

That's why I can't stay here with Shrek, but only chance  to live happily ever after is to marry my true love.

Don't you see, Donkey? That's just how it has to be.

It's the only way to break the spell.

Well, at least you've got tell Shrek the truth.

No, no. You can't breathe the word.  No one must ever know.

What's the point of being unable to talk?  You got to keep secrets.

Promise you won't tell. Promise!

You know, before this is over,  I'm going to need whole lot of serious therapies.
All right, all right. I won't tell him. But you should.


Look at my eye twitching.

I tell him, I tell him not.

I tell him. I tell him not.

I tell him!

Shrek! Shrek! There's something I want ...

Shrek. Are you all right?

Perfect. Never been better.

I... There's something I have to tell you.

You don't have to tell me anything, princess.  I heard enough last night.

-You've heard what I said?  -Every word.

I thought you'd understand?

Oh, I understand!  Like you said, who could love a hideous, ugly beast!

-I thought that wouldn't matter to you.  -Yeah, well, it does.

Ah, right on time. Princess.  I brought you a little something.

What I missed?  What I missed?

-Princess Fiona.  -As promised. Now hand it over.

Very well, Ogre. The deed to your swamp.  Cleared out as agreed. Take it and go.

Before I change my mind.

Forgive me princess for startling you,  but you startled me.

For I've never seen such a radiant beauty before.

-I am lord Farquaad.  -Lord Farquaad?

Oh, no, no... forgive me my lord for  I was just saying short... farewell.

Oh. That is so sweet.  You don't have to raise good manners on the Ogre.

-It's not like it has feelings.  -No. You're right. It doesn't.

Princess Fiona, beautiful fair flawless Fiona,

I ask your hand in marriage.  Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom?

Lord Farquaad, I accept. Nothing would make...

Excellent! I'll start the plans for tomorrow we wedd...

No! I mean I... Why wait?

Let's get married today. Before sunset.

Oh, anxious are we? You're right. The sooner, the better.

There's so much to do.

There is the camera, the cake, the band, the guests...  Captain! Round up some guests.

Farewell Ogre.

Shrek, what are you doing?  You let her get away.

-Yeah, so what.  -Shrek. There's something about her that you don't know.

-I talked to her last night. She's...  -Yeah I know you talked to her last night.

You're great pal, aren't you? Now, if you two are such  good friend, why didn't you follow her home?

-Shrek. I want to go with you.  -I told you, didn't I?

You're not coming home with me.  I live alone. My swamp, me and nobody else!

Understand? Nobody!  Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys!

-But. I thought...  -Yeah. You know what? You thought wrong.

Shrek.

Donkey?

What are you doing?

I was thinking of all the people,  you would recognize a wall when you see one.

Well, yeah. But the wall supposed to go around my swamp.  Not through it.

It is around your half.  See? That's your half and this is my half.

Oh, your half?

Yes, my half. I helped rescue the princess.

I did half the work. I get half the booty. Now hand me  that big old rock, the one that looks like your head

-Back off!  -No. You back off!

-This is my swamp.  -Our swamp.

-Let go, Donkey!  -You let go!

-Stubborn jackass.  -Smelly Ogre.

Fine!

Hey, hey, come back here.  I'm not through with you, yet.

-Well, I'm through with you!  -Well, you know. You were always me, me, me.

Well, guess what? Now it's my turn!

So you just shut up and pay attention!

You are mean to me, you insult me,  you don't appreciate anything that I do!

You're always pushing me around or pushing me away.

Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad,  how come you came back?

Because that's what friend do.  They forgive each other!

Oh, yeah. You're right Donkey.  I forgive you for stabbing me in the back!

You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy. You're afraid of your own feelings.

-Go away.  -See? There you are, doing it again. Just like you did it to Fiona.

And all she ever do, was like you.  Maybe even love you.

Love me? She said I was ugly! A hideous creature.

-I heard that you two were talking.  -She wasn't talking about you. She was talking about...

...somebody else.

She wasn't talking about me?  Well then, who was she talking about?

No way, I'm not saying anything.  You won't listen to me, right? Right?

-Donkey.  -No!

Ok, look. I'm sorry, all right?

I'm sorry.

I guess I am just a big stupid, ugly Ogre.

Can you forgive me?

-Hey, that's the friends are for, right?  -Right.

-Friends?  -Friends.

So? What did Fiona said about me?

Why are you asking me for?  Why don't you just go ask her.

The wedding! We'll never make it in time!

Never fear! For where there is a will,  there is a way.

And I have I way.

Donkey?

-I guess this is just my act of magnetism.  -Oh, come here, you.

All right. All right.  Don't get all started. No one likes kissass.

All right, hop on. Hold on tight.

I hadn't have a chance to install seat belts, yet.

People of Duloc. We gather here today  to bear witness to reunion of our new king...

Excuse me. Could you just skip ahead to "I do's"?

Go on.

Go ahead and have some fun, if we need you, I'll whistle. How about that?

Shrek, wait, wait a minute.  You want to do this right, don't you?

-What are you talking about?  -It's the line, it's the line you got to wait for.

The priest is going to say:  "Speak now or forever hold your peace".

And that's where you say: "I object".

-I don't have time for this.  -Wait, wait. What are you doing? Listen to me!

Look, you love this woman, don't you?

-Yes.  -You want to hold her!

-Yes.  -Please her!  -Yes!

Then you got to, got to try a little tender love.

-The chicks love that romantic crap.  -All right. Cut it out. When does this guy say the line?

We got to check it out.

And as so by the power of these two...

What do you see?

-I now pronounce you...  -There they go!

-...he all ready said it.  -Oh, for 'the love of pit'.

I object!

Shrek?

Oh, now what does he want?

Hi, everyone. Having a good time, aren't you?

I love Duloc, first of all. Very clean.

-What are you doing here?  -Really, it's rude enough being alive, when no one wants you.

But showing up uninvited to a wedding...

-Fiona! I need to talk to you.  -Oh, now you wanna talk?

Well it's a little late for that.  So if you'll excuse me.

-But you can't marry him! -And why not?

Because, because he's just marrying you  so he can be king.

-Outrageous! Fiona, don't listen to him.  -He's not your true love.

-What do you know about true love?  -Well, I ...I'm in...

Oh, this is precious.

The Ogre has fallen in love with the princess.

Laugh.

Shrek. Is this true?

Who cares. It's preposterious. Fiona, my love, we gonna kiss  away for our happily ever after. Now kiss me!

By night one way, by day another.

I wanted to show you before.

Well. That explains a lot.

Oh. It's disgusting. Guards, guards.  I order you to get them out of my sight.

-Now! Get them! Get them, both!  -No!

This marriage is minding,  and that makes me king. See? See?

-Shrek!  -No.

-Don't just stand there, you dogs.  -Get out of my way.

No! Shrek!

-And as for you my wife. -Fiona!

I'll have you locked back in that tower  for the rest of your days!

I will have order. I will have potential.  I will have...

All right, nobody move!  I got a dragon here and I'm not afraid to use it.

I'm a donkey on the edge!

Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?

Go ahead Shrek.

-Fiona?  -Yes, Shrek?

I love you.

Really?

Really, really.

I love you too.

A time for true love's first kiss...

Fiona?

Fiona? Are you all right?

Yes. But I don't understand.

I'm supposed to be beautiful.

But you are beautiful.

I was hoping this would be a happy ending.

God bless us, everyone.

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Bee Movie is a 2007 American computer animated family comedy filmproduced by DreamWorks Animation and distributed by Paramount Pictures.¹Directed by Simon J. Smith and Steve Hickner, the film stars Jerry Seinfeld and Renée Zellweger, with Matthew Broderick, Patrick Warburton, John Goodmanand Chris Rock in supporting roles. Its story follows Barry B. Benson (Seinfeld), a honey bee who sues the human race for exploiting bees after learning from his florist friend Vanessa (Zellweger) that humans sell and consume honey.

Bee Movie is the first motion-picture script to be written by Seinfeld, who co-wrote the film with Spike Feresten, Barry Marder, and Andy Robin. The film was produced by Seinfeld, Christina Steinberg, and Cameron Stevning. The production was designed by Alex McDowell, and Christophe Lautrette was the art director. Nick Fletcher was the supervising editor and music for the film was composed by Rupert Gregson-Williams.

The cast and crew include some veterans of Seinfeld's long-running NBC sitcom Seinfeld, including writer/producers Feresten and Robin, and actors Warburton (Seinfeld character David Puddy), Michael Richards (Seinfeldcharacter Cosmo Kramer), and Larry Miller (who plays the title character on the Seinfeld episode "The Doorman"). Coincidentally, NBC was host to the broadcast television premiere of the film on November 27, 2010.[3]

Bee Movie opened on November 2, 2007. Upon release, the film was met with mixed reviews, with primary criticism directed at the film's premise. While ultimately barely profitable,[4] its box office performance of $287.6 million failed to recoup its $150 million budget.[5]

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Plot

A honey bee named Barry B. Benson (Jerry Seinfeld) has recently graduated from college and is about to enter the hive's Honex Industries honey-making workforce alongside his best friend Adam Flayman (Matthew Broderick). Barry is initially excited to join the workforce, but his courageous, non-conformist attitude emerges upon discovering that his choice of job will never change once picked. Later, the two bees run into a group of Pollen Jocks, bees who collect pollen from flowers outside the hive. The Jocks offer to take Barry outside the hive to a flower patch, and he accepts. While on his first pollen-gathering expedition in New York City, Barry gets lost in the rain, and ends up on the balcony of a human florist named Vanessa (Renée Zellweger). Upon noticing Barry, Vanessa's boyfriend Ken (Patrick Warburton) attempts to squash him, but Vanessa gently catches and releases Barry outside the window, saving his life.

Barry later returns to express his gratitude to Vanessa, breaking the sacred rule that bees are not supposed to communicate with humans. Barry and Vanessa develop a close bond, bordering on attraction, and spend time together frequently. Later, while Barry and Vanessa are walking through a grocery store, Barry is terrified to discover that the humans have been stealing and eating the bees' honey for centuries. He decides to journey to Honey Farms, which supplies the grocery store with its honey. Furious at the poor treatment of the bees in the hive, including the use of bee smokers to subdue the colony, Barry decides to sue the human race to put an end to the exploitation of bees.

Barry's mission attracts wide attention from bees and humans alike, and hundreds of people show up to watch the trial. Although Barry is up against tough defense attorney Layton T. Montgomery (John Goodman) the trial's first day goes well. That evening, Barry is having dinner with Vanessa when Ken shows up. Vanessa leaves the room, and Ken expresses to Barry that he hates the pair spending time together. When Barry leaves to use the restroom, Ken ambushes Barry and attempts to kill him, only for Vanessa to intervene and break up with Ken. The next day at the trial, Montgomery taunts the bees, which causes Adam to sting him. Adam's actions jeopardize the bees' credibility and put his life in danger, though he manages to survive. While visiting Adam in the hospital, Barry notices two people smoking outside, and is struck by inspiration. The next day, Barry wins the trial by exposing the jury to the cruel treatment bees are subjected to, particularly the smoker, and humans are banned from stealing honey from bees ever again.

Having lost the trial, Montgomery cryptically warns Barry that a negative shift in the balance of nature is imminent. As it turns out, the sudden, massive stockpile of honey has put every bee out of a job, including the vitally important Pollen Jocks. As a result, without anything to pollinate them, the world's flowers slowly begin to die out. Before long, the only flowers left with healthy pollen are those in a flower parade called "The Tournament of Roses" in Pasadena, California. Barry and Vanessa travel to the parade and steal a parade float, which they load onto a plane to be delivered to the bees so they can re-pollinate the world's flowers. When the plane's pilot and copilot are knocked unconscious, Vanessa is forced to land the plane, with help from Barry and the bees from Barry's hive.

Armed with the pollen of the last flowers, Barry and the Pollen Jocks manage to reverse the damage and save the world's flowers, restarting the bees' honey production. Humans and bees are seen working together, and certain brands of honey are now "bee-approved". Barry becomes a member of the Pollen Jocks, helping to pollinate the world's plants. Barry is also seen running a law firm inside Vanessa's flower shop, titled "Insects at Law", handling disputes between animals and humans. The film ends with Barry flying off to a flower patch with the Pollen Jocks.

Voice cast

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson

Renée Zellweger as Vanessa Bloome

Matthew Broderick as Adam Flayman

Patrick Warburton as Ken

John Goodman as Layton T. Montgomery

Chris Rock as Mooseblood the Mosquito

Kathy Bates as Janet B. Benson

Barry Levinson as Martin B. Benson

Megan Mullally as Trudy, Honex Tour Guide

Rip Torn as Lou Lo Duca and the Pollen Jocks General

Oprah Winfrey as Judge Bumbleton

Michael Richards as Bud Ditchwater

Larry King as Bee Larry King

Larry Miller as Dean Buzzwell

Jim Cummings as Title Narrator and Graduation Announcer

David Moses Pimentel as Hector

Chuck Martin as Andy

Brian Hopkins as Sandy Shrimpkin and TSA Agent

John DiMaggio as Bailiff and Janitor

Tress MacNeille as Jeanette Chung, Mother and Cow

Simon J. Smith as Truck Driver and Chet

Ray Liotta as Himself

Sting as Himself

Robert Jayne as Bee (uncredited)

Carl Kasell as Himself (uncredited)

Cast notes

Megan Mullally originally voiced the Queen of the Hive and had even recorded her lines; but this character was cut from the film. Seinfeld still wanted her to have a part in the movie, so he gave her the role of the Honex Tour Guide. At one point, Uma Thurman, Rebecca Soler, Lisa Kudrow, David Letterman, and Raven-Symoné were all attached to the film, but they dropped out for various reasons.[6]

Soundtrack

Bee Movie
Film score by Rupert Gregson-Williams
Released | October 30, 2007
Genre | Score
Length | 44:56
Label | RCA Records
Rupert Gregson-Williams film scores chronology
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
(2007) | Bee Movie
(2007) | Made of Honor
(2008)All music composed by Rupert Gregson-Williams, except as noted.Track listing:[7]
No.TitlePerformerLength
1. | "Graduation" |   | 3:13
2. | "Honex" |   | 2:48
3. | "The Pollen Jocks" |   | 1:32
4. | "Barry Flies Out" |   | 5:34
5. | "Vanessa Intervenes" |   | 2:01
6. | "Sugar, Sugar" | The Archies | 2:46
7. | "Assault on Honey Farms" |   | 2:33
8. | "Ken" |   | 2:28
9. | "Barry Turns the Screws" |   | 3:12
10. | "Monty Slanders and Adam Stings" |   | 2:12
11. | "Hearts, Flowers and Hive Closures" |   | 2:34
12. | "Honey Round Up" |   | 1:38
13. | "Rooftop Consequences" |   | 1:50
14. | "Land That Plane" |   | 6:39
15. | "Here Comes the Sun" | Sheryl Crow | 2:59
16. | "Thinkin' Bee" (iTunes bonus track) | Jerry Seinfeld & Matthew Broderick | 0:57
Total length: | 44:56

Marketing

TrailersTwo teaser trailers were released for the film that feature Seinfeld dressed in a bee costume, trying to shoot the film in live-action. Eddie Izzard portrays the direction agent, and Steven Spielberg suggests to Seinfeld in the second trailer to just do it as a cartoon. Upon the release of the first trailer, it was announced that three of the live-action teasers would be released in total.[8] In the second trailer, Steven Spielberg is taking a picture of himself and an assistant director, referencing the camera gag Ellen DeGeneres pulled on him during the 79th Academy Awards. After Seinfeld fails to do scenes in live-action, Spielberg suggests Seinfeld that the film can just be made as a cartoon. One of the crew members announce that the film is a cartoon, having the crew leave the stage studio. The trailer finally shows the movie as an animated CGI feature. Also in the second trailer, the bear that jumps out at Barry is Vincent the Bear from Over the Hedge, another DreamWorks Animation SKG movie.[9][10]The third trailer was released with Shrek the Third, but this was an animated teaser. The fourth trailer was released on the Bee Movie official website, and revealed most of the film's plot.[11] In addition, two weeks before the release, NBC aired 22 behind-the-scenes skits called "Bee Movie TV Juniors," all of which are staged and tongue-in-cheek in nature.[12] The popular internet site Gaia Online featured a great deal of promotional material for the film.[13]BooksTen books were released for the film: Bee Movie: The Story Book,[14] Bee Movie: The Honey Disaster,[15] The Art of Bee Movie,[16] Bee Movie: Deluxe Sound Storybook,[17] Bee Movie (Ultimate Sticker Books),[18] Bee Movie (I Can Find It),[19] Bee Movie: The Junior Novel,[20] Bee Movie: What’s the Buzz?,[20] Bee Movie Mad Libs,[21] and Bee Movie: Bee Meets Girl.[22]Video gameA video game titled Bee Movie Game was released on October 30, 2007 for Microsoft Windows, Xbox 360, Wii, PlayStation 2, and Nintendo DS.[23]Home media Bee Movie was released on DVD on March 11, 2008 in both fullscreen and widescreen formats and a 2-disc special edition DVD. The single-disc extras include the "Inside the Hive: The Cast of Bee Movie" and "Tech of Bee Movie" featurettes, "We Got the Bee" music video, "Meet Barry B. Benson" feature, and interactive games.[24] The special edition DVD extras additionally include a filmmaker commentary, alternate endings, lost scenes with commentary, the live action trailers, and Jerry's Flight Over Cannes.[25] An HD DVD version was cancelled after the demise of HD DVD.[26] Paramount released the movie on Blu-ray Disc on May 20, 2008.[27]

Reception

Critical receptionThe film holds a 51% approval rating on the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, based on 169 reviews with an average rating of 5.7/10. The site's critical consensus reads: "Bee Movie has humorous moments, but its awkward premise and tame delivery render it mostly forgettable."[28] Another review aggregator, Metacritic, which assigns a normalized rating out of 100 top reviews from mainstream critics, calculated a score of 54 based on 34 reviews.[29] Audiences polled by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "B+" on an A+ to F scale.[30]Kyle Smith of the New York Post gave the film three out of four stars, saying "After Shrek the Third's flatulence jokes, the return of that Seinfeldian wit brings animation up a level."[31] Michael Phillips of the Chicago Tribune gave the film two and a half stars out of four, saying "It's on the easygoing level of Surf's Up, and a full tick up from, say, Over the Hedge or The Ant Bully. But given the Seinfeld pedigree it's something of a disappointment."[32] Peter Travers of Rolling Stone gave the film three out of four stars, saying "At its relaxed best, when it's about, well, nothing, the slyly comic Bee Movie is truly beguiling."[32] Desson Thomson of The Washington Post said, "Bee Movie feels phoned in on every level. The images, usually computer animation's biggest draw, are disappointingly average. And as for the funny stuff, well, that's where you were supposed to come in."[33] A.O. Scott of the New York Times gave the film three and a half stars out of four, saying "The most genuinely apian aspect of Bee Movie is that it spends a lot of its running time buzzing happily around, sniffing out fresh jokes wherever they may bloom."[32] Claudia Puig gave the film one and a half stars out of four, saying "Bee Movie is certainly not low-budget, but it has all the staying power and creative value of a B-movie. The secret life of bees, as told by Seinfeld, is a bore with a capital B."[32] Steven Rea of The Philadelphia Inquirer gave the film three stars out of four, saying "Bee Movie is not Shrek, and it is not Ratatouille either (by far the standout computer-animated feature of the year). But it has enough buzzing wit and eye-popping animation to win over the kids—and probably more than a few parents, too."[34] Richard Roeper gave the film a positive review, saying "This is a beautifully animated, cleverly executed, warm and funny adventure."[32]Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun-Times gave the film two out of four stars, saying "All of this material, written by Seinfeld and writers associated with his television series, tries hard, but never really takes off. We learn at the outset of the movie that bees theoretically cannot fly. Unfortunately, in the movie, that applies only to the screenplay. It is really, really, really hard to care much about a platonic romantic relationship between Renee Zellweger and a bee, although if anyone could pull it off, she could."[35] Ty Burr of The Boston Globe gave the film three out of four stars, saying "The vibe is loose-limbed and fluky, and the gags have an extra snap that's recognizably Seinfeldian. If I believed in a sitcom afterlife, I'd swear the whole thing was cooked up by Kramer and George's dad."[36] Jack Mathews of the New York Daily News gave the film three out of four stars, saying "Watching this pun-filled cartoon is like falling into a tray of children's watercolors—the warm end, where oranges and yellows and ambers wave."[37] Stephen Whitty of the Newark Star-Ledger gave the film two and a half stars out of four, saying "The movie has some pretty pictures and a few good jokes, but not nearly enough. And the story suffers from sitcom attention-deficit disorder, veering off in a new direction every half-hour or so."[32] David Botti of Newsweek said, "What I like about Bee Movie is its comfy, off-the-cuff charm: unlike a lot of animated family entertainment, it's not all Thwack Smash Kaboom."[38] Moira MacDonald of The Seattle Times gave the film two and a half stars out of four, saying "Bee Moviedoesn't touch the bar raised so high by Pixar, but it creates a little buzz of its own."[39] Peter Howell of the Toronto Star gave the film two and a half stars out of four, saying "Bee Movie is a cute movie. Not that there's anything ... well, you know the rest. But cute is not what adults expect from Jerry Seinfeld, although children will be delighted."[40]Box officeThe film opened in second place to American Gangster, but its gross of $38,021,044 had it more in line with the studios' lowest-grossing features, such as Shark Tale. The film had an average of $9,679 from 3,928 theaters.[41] In its second weekend, the film held well with a 33% drop to $25,565,462 and claiming the top spot, resulting in a $6,482 average from expanding to 3,944 theaters.[42] Its widest release was 3,984 theaters, and closed on February 14, 2008 after 104 days of release, grossing $126,631,277 domestically along with an additional $160,963,300 overseas for a worldwide total of $287,594,577.[2] Based on its box office performance, the film failed to recoup its production budget of $150 million.[5][2]Following the income from home media and pay television, the film ultimately turned a small profit for the studio.[4][43]It was #3 in the UK Box office (behind Enchanted and The Golden Compass).Awards and nominations Bee Movie was nominated for Best Animated Feature Film at the 65th Golden Globe Awards.[44]Barry B. Benson was the announcer for Best Animated Short on the Oscars for 2008. But beforehand, he showed the audience some of his "prior" roles, including every bee in the swarm in The Swarm.[45]Awards

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Language Arts 2

Monday, February 27, 2017

Padlet: https://padlet.com/ana_lanfranchi/y4ix4n85ve3f

Sample Outline: Research outline #2.docx

Complete Rubric: Standard Rubric.docx

Agenda:

Homework:

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Exit: https://padlet.com/ana_lanfranchi/6y5qyhn25b5n

Rubric: Argument Writing Rubric 3B.docx

Agenda:

-Review academic vocabulary

-Review articles in groups and discuss dissection

-Create rubric

-Practice grading student work sample

Homework:

-Finish grading student work sample on Landingsburg (identify all elements on rubric in the essay, rate them, and explain the ratings). Student Essay Example.docx

-Complete your research if you have not done so, we are going to start using it next class!

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Padlet: https://padlet.com/ana_lanfranchi/4u4ksutdap3l

Betsy DeVos: http://theweek.com/articles/678813/why-betsy-devos-could-devastating-children-special-needs

Landingsburg: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rPPzuxYXjmn_ETnIir7ob-WVH8XdADMO0PCoBkg7J6Q/edit?usp=sharing

Rubric: Research Create a Rubric.docx

Parenting: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NqFJtEizaG-bCLLg-BjV3IazI5t8YGETAKsCsYDIkzQ/edit?usp=sharing

Louisiana: http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2016/08/deadly_flooding_in_louisiana_has_brought_up_old_feelings_for_locals.html

Student Debt: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/13/opinion/haunted-by-student-debt-past-age-50.html?_r=0

Agenda:

-Padlet

-Betsy DeVos- What does the author do?

-Group work with differentiated articles

Homework:

-Complete class work (make sure to break down article by paragraph and determine the FUNCTION of each paragraph).

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Many symbols having similar structures and messages to the original have been designed. For example, the Angolan flag shows a segment of a cog, crossed by a machete, and crowned with a socialist star. In the logo of the Communist Party USA, a circle is formed by a half cog and a semicircular sickle-blade. A hammer is laid directly over the sickle's handle with the hammer's headat the logo's center. The logo of the Communist Party of Turkey consists of half a cog wheel crossed by a hammer, with a star on the top.

Tools represented in other designs include: the brush, sickle, and hammer of the Workers' Party of Korea; the spade, flaming torch, and hoe used prior to 1984 by the British Labour Party (which was a Socialist and not a Communist party); the monkey wrench and tomahawk of the Earth First!movement; the pickaxe and rifle used in communist Albania; and the hammer and compasses of the emblem of the East German flag. The Far Eastern Republic of Russia used an anchor crossed over a spade or pickaxe, symbolising the union of the fishermen and miners. The Fourth International, founded by Trotsky, uses a hammer and sickle symbol on which the number '4' is superimposed. The hammer and sickle in the Fourth International symbol are the opposite of other hammer and sickle symbols in that the head of the hammer is on the right side and the sickle end tip on the left. The Trotskyist League for the Fifth International merges a hammer with the number '5', using the number's lower arch to form the sickle.

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e (Euler's Number)

The number e is a famous irrational number, and is one of the most important numbers in mathematics.

The first few digits are:

2.7182818284590452353602874713527 (and more ...)

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