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Where...did the muffin go? I wanted to take a bite...:(

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Look, human, it wasn't me. I know you think it was me but it wasn't me ok?

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Look, human, it wasn't me. I know you think it was me but it wasn't me ok?

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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I ate the chocolate muffin and im going to die

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I ate the chocolate muffin and im going to die

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When you have to interact with your weird cousin

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Did you really just say that, Cleetus?

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Penguin award ceremony

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When your eating something soft but then you crunch

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Hello, what would you like to order at [sushi place idk]?

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Hello, what would you like to order at [sushi place idk]?

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what kind of 🤬 did u buy on amazon this week

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what kind of 🤬 did u buy on amazon this week

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what can be said about this? jimmy they weren't your eggos

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what can be said about this? jimmy they weren't your eggos

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When you try to pick up wet soap

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*tosses the turtle into the meat grinder*

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*tosses the turtle into the meat grinder*

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When someone eats the food you were planning to eat

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You did well, but the fart still escaped.

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Therapist: All dreams have meanings
My dreams:

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Government: you have to work from home
Jousters:

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Top 10 most brutal battles in history