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HAHAHAHA MA MAGKAMUKHA TAYO OHHH
sabi ko sayo ma anak mo ako eh. Long lost daughter na natagpuan sa tabi tabi. Yung magbabati nalang ng happy mother's day tas kailangan ko pang i-roast sarili ko hays.
Anyways, first and foremost, its may 7 and i just asked you if i can do my school requirements and then i do something else entirely HAHAHAHAHAH (mom i promise im making my homeworks, i swear im also doing it) please don't kill me its family day (yes i just used the "its family day" defense card) Man im normally good with words but here i am right now, trying to greet you happy mothers day, but just ending up begging you not to take my life. Yeah im a pro like that. Imma just start doing a countdown to my death tomorrow before you kill me for asking for time to do homeworks but does something else too, and hope you spare my life because im trying so hard to make you laugh right now without making my amazing jokes that you and dad love so much, that you let the slapjack give my hand a very very hard kiss * plays "love hurts" by nazareth *
But jesus tho i can't believe im almost an adult and you still look so young and fresh mom (yieeeeeee kilig na yan).
Anyways since its mother's day, my gift for you is...........(drum roll).......IM LEAVING IN A FEW MONTHS! WOOHOO!!!
nah im kidding. I mean sure less shitheads to worry about in the house right?
and less shit heads, less fuck ups and annoyances. Don't worry mom, i will make sure that when i enter the real world, im gonna make sure i be responsible enough that you wont worry that my body may be laying dead on the street somewhere in manila or england or wherever the fuck i am (maybe mars), so that even if im gone, you dont have to worry much about if my clothes are matched correctly or if the dishes in my sink are washed and if they smell malangsa. Lets just cut this here as part 1 and imma make a part 2 cuz this is long na lol

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so.. Happy mother's day mom! i know this is like, not a very big thing or very foo foo, but i tried to do something creative to make for you. So here i am, making this for my mother, since its mother's day of the world of all the mothers in the life under the sky of the universe in the solar system in the galaxy (i dunno what i said but it sounded like i just had a stroke). I know we all tend to be hard headed and forgetful and we fuck up a lot, but in the end, you're still there making sure we don't end up in some ditch somewhere in this world, and that's not something many people have. Not everyone has someone to back for them in case they fuck up. Not a lot of people have someone to whack them in the head to set them straight when they mess up (even if it hurts lol). So i consider myself, and all of us for that matter, lucky. I mean of course we have our down times and argue and get mad at each other, but when was the last time you heard about a good and perfectly healthy family without arguments?
So i just want you to know that even with all the shit we had, we never broke. we just bent at times, and sometimes bent too much, but we never broke. I just realized that this is the last mother's day message i will ever write as a child, because by next year, i will be writing as an adult. imma give that a thought for a minute......damn im old. Hey mom? what is it like seeing all of us grow so quickly? it's funny to think of how much time has gone by, and yet feel like none has passed by at all, because in the end, no matter how much time has passed, we will still always be mother and daughter. No matter our misunderstandings, our differences, our imperfections, and those little pet peeves we have. We will annoy each other from time to time, but that never really changed our relationship as mother and daughter did it? never shattered it. And in the end, those down times, the small annoying ones, to the dumb shit we do that you guys get mad about, at some point we will look back at it and think "damn that was stupid as fuck" and laugh our asses off . I guess thats what really is important, making mistakes and learning how to put it behind us, and being able to look back at it and see how much we have all grown, How much changes that has happened to us as individuals and as mother and child, and yet still feel the way a mother does for her child and a child does for her mother. I have come all this way, and im about to be a big girl and start adulting (yuck), and once that happens, i want you to know that you played a major role in my development as a woman, and a decent human being, because you always made sure to direct us into the right path. Don't be scared of what we will do and what will happen to us once we try to fly on our own mom. We'll all be okay because you guided us. We will stumble and fall at times but that's life isn't it? oh and if we fuck up and do stupid shit someday, don't think its because you didn't teach us well ha? we're just being stupid humans from time to time and i guess that's okay lol. I love you mom. Even if sometimes you hurt me or us. No one is perfect. And we just have to accept that. In fact its one of the things i have come to admire and cherish about you. It would be annoying at times but i would look back at it and remember how you'd look so irritated when our fashion style is ugly for you and i will just laugh and smile about it. Its the little things. oh look, it's 12:02 am. Its officially mother's day. Happy mother's day mom c:
Just trust me okay? don't worry so much if life fucks us over at times when we are adults. We can handle it. I mean if we got through childhood with an intense asian mom like you, we can overcome anything (nothing defeats the horrors and terror of an asian mom and her mighty weapom, the hanger or slipper). I hope im making you laugh, but im pretty sure i'd know because while you are reading this, i will be right there watching you read (that makes me sound like a creep but okay). I love you mom ha? even if sometimes you get too intense and we don't see eye to eye. You will always be my mother. Nothing will change that. I love you mom. Happy mother's day 💗

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i hope your eyes aren't tired of reading all those words.

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i hope your eyes aren't tired of reading all those words.

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sorry hehe

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helping to do bella's homework while bella is elsewhere

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I didn't break anything (yet).

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making sure everything is neat and fixed in the house

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3rd time's a charm, so here's another pic of you doing mom things

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3rd time's a charm, so here's another pic of you doing mom things

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I fixed my bed.

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I remember you said you wanted to go to machu picchu, so let's cheers to the next place on your bucket list, and hope you do go there. You deserve to see the wonders of the world mom.

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I don't smell like garbage

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I matched my clothes correctly.

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Another memory of you doing mom things: Making sure your kids don't drown. Oh shit wait, did you take in a new kid? or is that dad. Fuck it's dad.

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Another memory of you doing mom things: Making sure your kids don't drown. Oh shit wait, did you take in a new kid? or is that dad. Fuck it's dad.

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Don't tell him i said that. Please. Don't betray me, mom.

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D-day.

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Our room is neat (just don't look inside my closet).

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There is no laundry on the floor.

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i thought you took in kids, mom. So why did you decide to take in a mythical creature whose knees are higher than its head when it sits? (i forgot what its called lol)

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You have many kids, so just in case you forget, here's kid number 1

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You have many kids, so just in case you forget, here's kid number 1

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Honestly mom, what the hell were you thinking when you took in this weird ass creature? dad says she is cute but look at that picture and tell me that creature is cute, mom.

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Oh shit. That's still daniel. My bad.

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........im not even gonna ask what you were thinking when you took this one in anymore. I mean what the fuck is that?

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The one on the right. uhh...this one looks normal i guess...i think.. oh shit, wait. Okay it seems normal until you talk to it. Just don't talk to it to remain sane.

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kuya mac, ate allai, ate yuri, and kuya ken

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Kid number 6, 7, 8, and 9 (not 10 because the one in pink was already counted)

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Kid number 6, 7, 8, and 9 (not 10 because the one in pink was already counted)

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Creature number 6: the alien doing the pogi pose at the bottom. I don't know what happened to that thing but im pretty sure he looks like a dad now.

Creature number 7: The monster next to creature number 6 that looks like its about to eat your soul.

Creature number 8: The peace sign alien. Let's hope it really did come to earth from a distant galaxy, in peace and not to kill us all.

And creature 9: Im pretty sure he is from japan. Can he see through those eyes?

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Kid numbe- oh wait.. i meant your husband

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Kid numbe- oh wait.. i meant your husband

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Yieee mama kilig na yarn HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

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......IS A WOMAN WHO WANTS TO HIDE FROM HER KIDS BECAUSE SHE REALIZED THEY WERE NUT CASES.

im kidding mom, i just really like this photo i took of you. I love you!

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Mom, are you sure you are running a home and not a zoo of animals, monsters, and intergalactic aliens?

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He may look sad, but he is a very happy boi

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Pinto.

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The creature at the end that looks like he is high. Looks like some ancient alien that eats everything.