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Founders: www.smartscientist.gov
Contact with Earth: www.yearsofsecrets.gov
International Aid: www.goodsamaritans.gov

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Tourism: 1-800-555-5555
Reality: 866-123-4567
Concerns? Email your President! presidentdoe@gmail.com

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Location: Suspended on clouds above Earth. One main island, surrounded by six smaller islands.

Population: 500,000

Leadership: Democracy, President Doe

Core Values: We have eradicated discrimination, achieved complete self-sustainability via solar energy, and strive for continued innovation and growth

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Citizens who refuse to follow our laws will:

Complete mandatory community service time

Citizens who pose a danger to our way of life will:

Be expelled from our nation, with their memory wiped

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Sons and Daughters of Diracanda Landau! It is such a pleasure to be here with you all tonight. Here on Cloud Two I can really feel the overwhelming positive energy and patriotism emanating from this crowd. And you are right to be proud! Diracanda Landau’s fierce commitment to Diversity, Sustainability, and Progress surpasses all countries on archaic earth; as does our citizens’ loyalty, open-mindedness, and work ethic. Our experts in statistics tell us productivity and technological progress will continue to advance by 167% in the next five years, and I am here today to thank every single one of you for making that possible. Without your support, we would all be living very different lives.

Sons and Daughters of Diracanda Landau, do you remember the disgusting filth of your lives down on the ground? Grounders exist in the permanent darkness of soot and smog, while we thrive in the glittering light of the sun. They are caterpillars who become moths, while we are permanent butterflies. Why, then, do we offer silent aid to those in below in need? We offer aid out of pity for those poor simpletons. We have made a Heaven for ourselves, and it would be cruel indeed to not share with the less fortunate. Without your loyalty and support, those below would live a life of 🤬! Without your loyalty and support, Diracanda Landau would not be the success that it is today! Without your loyalty and support, our golden future is not possible! We, your government, are nothing without you! Thank you and have a great night!

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