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IMMIGRANTS ARE ACTUALLY SPIES FROM FOREIGN COUNTRIES! 

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IMMIGRANTS ARE ACTUALLY SPIES FROM FOREIGN COUNTRIES! 

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Michael joins UVA mens basketball just for fun

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Michael joins UVA mens basketball just for fun

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STEPHEN CURRY JOINS LEBRON JAMES ON THE LA LAKERS!

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STEPHEN CURRY JOINS LEBRON JAMES ON THE LA LAKERS!

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ENEMY"S NO BROTHERS!!!!!

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McDonalds the new meat-packing industry!

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McDonalds the new meat-packing industry!

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Rumor has it that more and more cats cough up more hairballs each day beacuse of polloution

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Rumor has it that more and more cats cough up more hairballs each day beacuse of polloution

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Run for your lives people!!! cats will take over!!!!!!!

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He never stops moving! Always doing one bad thing after the other. Boss Tweed

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the spanish american war was caused   by people from texas throwing bagels at the cubans and abliterating the country. also the sinking the maine was caused by a satilite from planet A1786492BK19 crashing into it and sinking it

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the spanish american war was caused   by people from texas throwing bagels at the cubans and abliterating the country. also the sinking the maine was caused by a satilite from planet A1786492BK19 crashing into it and sinking it

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BOSS TWEED STILL ALIVE AND LIVING IN THE SCRAPS OF NEW YORK!  

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BOSS TWEED STILL ALIVE AND LIVING IN THE SCRAPS OF NEW YORK!  

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AMERICA HAS STOPPED EXPANDING WEST, AND HAS STARTED TO COLONIZE IN THE WATER! GET YOUR SCUBBA GEAR!

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AMERICA HAS STOPPED EXPANDING WEST, AND HAS STARTED TO COLONIZE IN THE WATER! GET YOUR SCUBBA GEAR!

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Women are taking over the rights of men. 

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Women are taking over the rights of men. 

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US and Penguins Reuniting Imperalization?

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US and Penguins Reuniting Imperalization?

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In 1890

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Were did Native Americans actually come from? Are we sure they didn't come from Mars?

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GEORGE WASHINGTON COMES BACK FROM THE BAHAMAS!!🏝

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GEORGE WASHINGTON COMES BACK FROM THE BAHAMAS!!🏝

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Instead of dying he secretly goes to the Bahamas

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ABRAHAM LINCOLN ACTUALLY WOKRED FOR THE CONFEDERACY!!!

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ABRAHAM LINCOLN ACTUALLY WOKRED FOR THE CONFEDERACY!!!

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June, 1865: Even after the surrender at Appomattox, the Confederacy keeps fighting for slavery!

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MUTANT MER-CATS WITH LAZER EYES TOOK DOWN THE MAINE

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MUTANT MER-CATS WITH LAZER EYES TOOK DOWN THE MAINE

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The Government has declared that the Maine was destroyed by mutant mer-cats that were controlled by Spain to spark the Spanish American War. The half fish half cats were sent from Pluto to side with the Spain to take over the world. Rumor has it, they are still kicking, plotting and playing with yarn.