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Are you a loser? Sorry meant Inferior. Same diff. 

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Are you a loser? Sorry meant Inferior. Same diff. 

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THIS IS FOR SPARTIATES ONLY.
Can I have this dance? Yes, yes you can.
Just come to (funky) town and practice your killer moves today.

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Sick of being stuck is the syssitia with other men? Sneak out and join us women at a dance battle tonight at 8.

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the spartiate lads are going hunting (helot slaves included) in the mountains. the catch will be brought back to the syssitia!

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You can sit with me morning tea at the syssita! All ages welcome but please note you must be a Spartiate. Oh, and make sure your bread isn't squashed.

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Tired of your agoge training? Sick of staring at the syssitia wall? Want to see someone else thrown in the ring instead of yourself?

Look no further! Introducing the all-mighty cock fighty! Place your bets, although there is no prize, we will not whip when you fail to steal the cheese:)

Learn from the cock's skill and apply this to your own fighting, so you can get a fit wife!

Be there or die, from your king x

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Forget fighting, Only real men dance.

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girl you're gorgeous! let's horse around

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girl you're gorgeous! let's horse around

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Join the feasting to celebrate my victory at Olympia! I bred and trained the winning horses!  (Kyniska, Daughter of the King)

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Join the feasting to celebrate my victory at Olympia! I bred and trained the winning horses!  (Kyniska, Daughter of the King)

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PS Check out the hero's monument they've raised for me!  PPS good skills from my male charioteer #VictoryatOlympia

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Lycurgus says don't be lazy.  Use your time wisely with choral singing, dancing, athletics, hunting and even more physical exercise (overweight, drunken, unfit Spartans - NEVER!) 

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Lycurgus says don't be lazy.  Use your time wisely with choral singing, dancing, athletics, hunting and even more physical exercise (overweight, drunken, unfit Spartans - NEVER!) 

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Women invited to dance and sing but lowkey do nothing because we don't like you!!! But join our festivities on Thursday night at Amyclae!!

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Toned legs?
Fast footwork?
Immediate fat burn?
A break from the syssitia?
LOOK NO FURTHER!
Join us in the first ever addition of Just Dance 180 BC with all your favorite moves from The Lycurgus leap to the Perioikoi pirouette

BE A MAN, AND JUST DANCE...

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COME GET SMASHED AT THE SYSSITIA ON 0.005 SIPS OF WINE !! ITS GONNA BE THE BEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR

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Are you a helot? Cause we are looking for you!
Come join us Spartiates and learn the art of avoiding death, and if you don't, we will hunt and kill you :)

Lycurgus has assigned you the HONOUR of carrying the nets and stalking the game.

DRESS CODE:
Helots: Dogskin caps (don't forget them or we will also kill you)

#longlivelycurgus #helotssuck #recorded byPlutarch(Heavensbee)