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And my cocky attitude is more than earned because I reign supreme in the roasting arena and certainly over you.  And there is no façade of superiority.

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And my cocky attitude is more than earned because I reign supreme in the roasting arena and certainly over you.  And there is no façade of superiority.

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I am superior.  Amazing.  Spectacular.  Marvelous. Fantastic.  Take your pick of awesome adjectives.

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Okay, Stringbean, let me know how that works out as you try to not let your costume fall off your scrawny ass.

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Okay, Stringbean, let me know how that works out as you try to not let your costume fall off your scrawny ass.

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I'm getting that you dislike me for whatever reason, but dumbass, you admitted your girl came after me.  What the hell did you think would happen?  I'd just watch her as she talks like a punk?  You're ass-backwards delusional to be fighting me.  Why don't you go spend time with her instead?  You're literally wasting time when you could be hanging with her.  Go play on social media, or email, call, text, the usual things.

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Greetings Wraith!!! AHAHAHAHAH!!! I DON'T BELIEVE I'LL TAKE YOU UP ON YOUR OFFER INSTEAD I  WILL EXACT FULL REVENGE FOR WHAT YOU DID...to my sweet, innocent love. Your behavior is quite perplexing and you leave much to be desired! Your cocky and egotistical attitude are reprehensible and your thinking that you are smarter than everyone else is a true fallacy. Your lack of respect for myself, my girlfriend and others is inexcusable as it reflects a sense of moral bankruptcy FOR SOMEONE DAWNING THE SPANDEX. You are nothing more than an overblown and malfunctioning brain-dead human with no respect nor understanding for humanity. Instead of graciousness and civility, you offer nothing but a cheap facade of superiority. How unfortunate that you have chosen such a path and have wasted the potential of your existence. SOON I'LL EXPOSE YOU FOR WHO YOU REALLY ARE BEHIND THAT SCREEN!! 

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Greetings Wraith!!! AHAHAHAHAH!!! I DON'T BELIEVE I'LL TAKE YOU UP ON YOUR OFFER INSTEAD I  WILL EXACT FULL REVENGE FOR WHAT YOU DID...to my sweet, innocent love. Your behavior is quite perplexing and you leave much to be desired! Your cocky and egotistical attitude are reprehensible and your thinking that you are smarter than everyone else is a true fallacy. Your lack of respect for myself, my girlfriend and others is inexcusable as it reflects a sense of moral bankruptcy FOR SOMEONE DAWNING THE SPANDEX. You are nothing more than an overblown and malfunctioning brain-dead human with no respect nor understanding for humanity. Instead of graciousness and civility, you offer nothing but a cheap facade of superiority. How unfortunate that you have chosen such a path and have wasted the potential of your existence. SOON I'LL EXPOSE YOU FOR WHO YOU REALLY ARE BEHIND THAT SCREEN!! 

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AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

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And just because I'm a nice guy and willing to give most people a second chance, I'm going to be polite and offer you the chance to walk away and forget whatever vendetta you have against me.

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And just because I'm a nice guy and willing to give most people a second chance, I'm going to be polite and offer you the chance to walk away and forget whatever vendetta you have against me.

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Please, for your own dignity's sake, refrain from attempting to rekindle whatever problem you've got with me.  It's honestly no sweat off my back and it'll give you more time to see a therapist if you're pleading "fucking INSANITY".

If you choose this option, awesome.  I hope you enjoy the rest of your week and are able to chill out a bit.  If not and you still desire to continue, I'll meet you Wednesday in the Roasting Arena, knock the demented grin of your avatar's face, and continue about my business.

Have a nice day, buddy.

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But I do have one bit I'd like to critique.

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But I do have one bit I'd like to critique.

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What exactly were you doing last time?  I'm curious.  I literally told you that I don't care what anyone on Padlet thinks of me, and yet you still attempted a creative but unprofessional ruse to try and make me seem like a pedophile, which is something I don't condone and have roasted other people for.  It didn't really make sense and only a handful of fools believed it--actually scratch that; they didn't believe it, they just wanted to.

Because, as it turns out, some people believe me to be simply too good to be true. I mean, I came on this platform and shook things up instead of being another apathetic individual just aimlessly watching people act like punks. Nowadays, regardless of whether people like or dislike me, everyone wants a piece of the Smartass Extraordinaire. 🤷🏻‍♂️😎

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Don't get me wrong, Emerald Elf.  As far as my list of personal villains go, I want to assure you, you easily rank as the most entertaining thus far.  You've got the mannerisms of the Green Goblin, have the dramatic dialogue, and even got your bio set-up and everything to replicate the madman you are.

That laugh was perfect and your pfp looks awesome.  And just to let you know, I'm not being sarcastic at all.  I legitimately like you as a villain and find your extravagant predilection for theatricality very refreshing.  More often than not, I'm stuck roasting either the heavily obese, the infantile imbeciles that make up the grand majority of my generation, and a bunch of bums who imagine themselves as gangsters. Very underwhelming stuff to you, I'm sure.

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Uh, did somebody get hacked??? It looks like that Green Goblin guy you were talking about got hacked Wraith. Damn..

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Uh, did somebody get hacked??? It looks like that Green Goblin guy you were talking about got hacked Wraith. Damn..

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Ngl, now I wanna know what happened.

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And I'll leave you off with a thank you.

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And I'll leave you off with a thank you.

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A wise man once said: "If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal and if they can't stop you, you become something else entirely - a legend."

Thank you for helping me get to such a status.

And in all seriousness (this is in no way a jab at you) I appreciated how you stayed in character.  I haven't had that happen before, so I applaud your performance.  Hands down, you've been decently entertaining. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Take a bow young Osborn.  You should be proud of yourself.

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So, you can consider yourself washed out and the filth rinsed off.  Pack it up and be on your way.

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So, you can consider yourself washed out and the filth rinsed off.  Pack it up and be on your way.

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You're sitting around talking about revenge and meanwhile I'm like:

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You're sitting around talking about revenge and meanwhile I'm like:

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Revenge isn't for everyone man. It takes a certain caliber of person--and you're not it. You try to dabble with it, you'll get hurt.

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So, what's your big move?  Going to grow out some eyelashes like Rheanna in your picture down below and try to make me vomit to death?

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So, what's your big move?  Going to grow out some eyelashes like Rheanna in your picture down below and try to make me vomit to death?

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And I'm not exaggerating. Take your L and see yourself out--otherwise, I'll be kicking the green and purple Grinch's ass leading up to Christmas day.

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I can play this game with you all day Emerald Elf.

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I can play this game with you all day Emerald Elf.

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You should've chosen a more competent villain.  Harry Osborn has always been a better friend to Peter and a lousy Goblin.  But nope!  You thought you were capable of destroying my reputation.

I told you down below, I do not care what others think of me.  A former friend of mine just now showed me why I was right.  You can mess with me all you want--but the undeniable fact is that I still overcame your friend, overcame your machinations--

--and I can overcome you without a sweat.

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I told you from day one, I've gotten stronger, faster, and more efficient.

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I told you from day one, I've gotten stronger, faster, and more efficient.

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The difference between confidence and bravado, is bravado is an act.  Confidence is being happy with who you are, even if others are not.  All you've done is show me who is loyal and capable of critical thinking, and who is not.

I regret nothing.

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Maybe I should close my eyes?  Help you get a better chance of taking me down?

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Maybe I should close my eyes?  Help you get a better chance of taking me down?

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omlllll the fantastic 4 is my favorite movieeeee.

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omlllll the fantastic 4 is my favorite movieeeee.

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anyways.

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Well, would you look at that buddy? You did a bang-up job of avenging your friend and girlfriend. But hey, never send a Timid Timmy to get the job done, am I right?

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It doesn't take a genius like Reed Richards to realize you're an amateur at this.

You think you can ruin my reputation but fail to realize that such an undertaking is highly unlikely and even if it were successful, again, I'm not one to lose sleep over it.

You've been missing a year.  In that time I've grown stronger, better; I'm pretty much the Emperor of Efficiency.  You've bitten off far more than you can chew and it's going to show--big-time.

So, if you feel so confident in yourself, I'll be available much of the day tomorrow.  I'll be happy to get into a roast battle with you or simply sit back and watch as you try to "expose" me.

Your move.

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The thing with you is that you haven't the slightest clue how to go about your objective.

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The thing with you is that you haven't the slightest clue how to go about your objective.

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You knew of me an entire year ago before I even took up the mantle of Spider-Man.  You're upset because of something with your girlfriend and because you were too busy being a Timid Timmy to help out your other friend.  I'm not one for going after people on a whim.  Odds are, your friend was out of line and I merely retaliated.

To be blunt, I haven't the slightest memory of you or any of your friends.  I don't particularly care to either.

I'm not unreasonable now.  If you cut the foolishness and go back to wherever you came from, we can put this behind us.

I know you're going to be stubborn though, so here's option #2.

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Honestly, dude, if you think exposing me for some made up foolishness is going to tear me down, you have a lot to learn.

In fact, previous to your arrival, there were quite a few people pissed at me when I had a disagreement with an acquaintance of mine and Madison.  Did I go cry in the corner and give up?  Nope;  I shrugged my shoulders and missed the part where that was my problem.

And just a mere two weeks later, I'm voted as the #1 Roast-Master on Padlet. People still hate me and others love me. I don't lose sleep over it.

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Oh no!

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I'll have you ended AND EXPOSED FOR WHO YOU TRULY ARE!!! 

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I'll have you ended AND EXPOSED FOR WHO YOU TRULY ARE!!! 

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I'll give you points for your dramatic dialogue.  That's good stuff.

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I'll give you points for your dramatic dialogue.  That's good stuff.

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All this is just PART OF MY PLAN I'LL HAVE YOU OWNED AND WHEN IT UNFOLDS YOU'LL BE AT MY HEEL LIKE GUM BEGGING FOR MERCY!!!

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All this is just PART OF MY PLAN I'LL HAVE YOU OWNED AND WHEN IT UNFOLDS YOU'LL BE AT MY HEEL LIKE GUM BEGGING FOR MERCY!!!

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By the time I finish you, you will know who I AM!!

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By the time I finish you, you will know who I AM!!

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What else? I'd have thought you'd do better. I'm severely disappointed.

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What else? I'd have thought you'd do better. I'm severely disappointed.

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Speak for yourself kiddo. Last I checked Spider-Man had zero to do with a Wraith. Unless of course, yours is dead already BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Speak for yourself kiddo. Last I checked Spider-Man had zero to do with a Wraith. Unless of course, yours is dead already BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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You do know, there's more to roasting than just choosing a persona and expecting to win right?

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You do know, there's more to roasting than just choosing a persona and expecting to win right?

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You could at least get your facts right.

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Scared of the Emerald Elf? Don't flatter yourself.  I'm happy I might have someone who might be half a damn to finally roast.

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Scared of the Emerald Elf? Don't flatter yourself.  I'm happy I might have someone who might be half a damn to finally roast.

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And you won't send me back to Madison's padlet, because I don't hang with Madison or her group of simps and retards.

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OOH OOH OOH!!! What's wrong Wraith? Ssssscaredddd of competitionnnnnn???

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OOH OOH OOH!!! What's wrong Wraith? Ssssscaredddd of competitionnnnnn???

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Or rather a dream meanwhile the real version is that of THIS!! 

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Or rather a dream meanwhile the real version is that of THIS!! 

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Oooohh Wraaaaaaiiiiiitttthhhh I hear your the #1 roaster on Padlet. Bet you've never had competition from meeeeee!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

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Oooohh Wraaaaaaiiiiiitttthhhh I hear your the #1 roaster on Padlet. Bet you've never had competition from meeeeee!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!