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When/If I ever get a break I just watch funny pet videos in my office I lead a sad life...

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Why not combine all my ideas together! Create sheets that are hydrophobic and don't absorb smells... That would be amazing. It would make cleaning hotel rooms so much easier for us housekeepers.

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Also, if someone could invent a fabric that doesn't absorb odors, that would be awesome.  My son comes home from soccer practice and even after washing them 12 million times, they still reek of
pre-pubescent boy.

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If someone could invent sheets with hydrophobic materials like this, that would be awesome. I can't tell you how many times my kids have made me spill my red wine in bed.

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The SECOND Official Ultra-Ever Dry Video - Superhydrophobic coating - Repels almost any liquid!

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I swear, my dog has to go out at the most inconvenient times. It'll be like 2 am and hes whining at the door. He jumped onto our bed and peed in the middle of the night. Thanks, Gunner.

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My husband and I are celebrating 8 years of marriage today! He can be a pain in my butt, but I still love him. He works so hard, so this weekend we're going out of town without the kids! Have fun with grandma and grandpa!

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I've decided to go back to college to get my master's degree! Hopefully with my degree in Hospitality Management I can run this place some day.

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My kids made me late for work today. Great. Only 35 more years till retirement!

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So I've been working at the Ritz-Carlton for about 3 years now. I've been promoted to head of housekeeping! These job hours aren't that bad, but it's a lot of hard work. AAGGGGHHH. I just want to take a nap.

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So Hurricane Irma is coming straight at the Florida Keys..... no work for me?