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Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
So he wouldn't be a hot dog!

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Knock Knock…Who’s there?  Olive. Olive who? Olive you!

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Because if it it flew over the Bae it would be called a bagel x

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What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me!

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What has teeth and cannot eat ?

A COMB!😆😆

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What kind of clothes do frogs where? Jump suits!

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Because pepper water would make them sneeze.

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What does a sheep do when it gets dirty?
Takes a baaaath!

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato

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2 pickles fell out of the jar onto the floor! What did one say to the other?

dill with it!

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Did you hear the Governor announced that all students will have to repeat the same grade next year?

April Fool’s! 🤪🥳

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Why did the kid throw his clock out the window?

Because he wanted to see time fly!

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What do you call freshly made pasta?

New-dools

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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What did the leprechaun say to the cookie?

Leprecookie!

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What’s the worst kind of jam to put on a sandwich? What ? Traffic jam!

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!

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What do you call a dinosaur that's sleeping?

a dinosnore

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Why do basketball players love donuts?

Because they can dunk them!

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Why weren’t the football players sweaty?

Because they had so many fans!

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What did the toast say to peanut butter?
You're nuts!!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy!

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What day of the week are twins born?

Tuesday!!!

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What do farmers use to make crop circles?

A Protractor

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What do you call a hairdressing competition for lions?

The mane event!

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Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?

Nah, it’s pointless.

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Colton S.

How do you know it’s time to go to the dentist?

TOOTH HURTY

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Why did the picture go to prison?

Because it was framed!

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Where do polar bears keep their money?

In a snow bank!

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Why did the cow cross the road?

He wanted to go to the Moooooovies

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Emma C
Why was six afraid of seven?  Because 7 ate 9.

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Knock Knock Who’s there ? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hotdog,will you?

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate in his for?

A chocolate chip Wookie

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Oh Bobcats, these are making my day!   Mr. Volak is enjoying listening to our Bobcat humor!  Keep them coming!

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What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho cheese!

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What kind of key opens a banana?

A MONkey!

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Why can't Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will let it go!

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How do you know the ocean is friendly?
It waves.

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What do you call two bird in love?

Tweethearts

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Knock knock....who’s there? I won.  I won who? I won to suck your blood.

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What do you call a flower between your nose and your chin?
Tulips

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Why did the kid throw his alarm clock out the window?

Because he wanted to see time fly

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Reese
I got a great pizza 🍕 joke for you

Never mind it's too cheesy

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Why should you save your pennies?

It makes good cents!

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What do you call a pig that plays basketball?

A BALL HOG! Hahahaha!

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What  happened when the frogs truck broke?

It got toad!

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What do you call a dancing lamb?

A baaaaaaaa-- lerina

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What is a ducks favorite fireworks?

A firequacker!!

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Why did the student eat his homework

because his teacher told him that it was a piece of cake !

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How do we know that the ocean is friendly?

It waves!

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Why can't a hand  be 12 inches long?

Because...then it would be a foot!

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Why did the I Pad need to go to the dentist?????

Because it had a Blue Tooth!

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This joke is especially for second grade....giggle! giggle!