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what to wear:

turtlenecks, sweaters, and blazers

dark, muted tones. black, brown, emerald green, caramel, rust, dark red and plaid

wire frame glasses

short neat fingernails

mid-length/long skirts

belts that match your shoes

knee high socks

what to do:

read literature and poetry.

when you come across a word you don't know, add it up to your vocabulary

start the morning with a hot drink, like coffee, tea, or cocoa. perferably a coffee shop you go to routinely

spend a lot of time in the library, become familiar to the hallways and shelves and find a favourite spot

keep lit candles in your apartment, steer away from floral scents

become familiar with the local art museums. when hanging out with friends or a lover, you'll find it romantic and timeless

find a favourite author, familiarize yourself with their work and how they formulate ideas

sit outside on a stone bench and read philosophy

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if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take for them to die?
what if you rolled their body in salt first?

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classic academia: beige trench coats, wool sweaters, plaid skirts. think femme fatale, but educated. sobbing in bed late at night over the secret history or dead poets society. tea with milk and sugar. subsequent tea stains

Darkest academia: running though the rain, dimly lit by streetlights. brown tweed jackets, dress shoes, cold fingers and colder gazes, French-pressed black coffee, piping hot, dark candle-lit rooms with ancient wood floors/walls

Light academia: white cable-knit sweaters, sparkly eyes and foggy glasses. going to art museums and falling in love with every portrait, every sculpture. caressing the petals of rose, hearing the crinkles of leaves underfoot.

Chaotic academia: ripped/messy uniforms, notes scribbled in the margins of a book, late-night study parties, walking in the rain on purpose, skipping class, lack of time management

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Might 🤬 around and annotate some classical literature with notes just a little too cryptic and a tad personal, only to donate it to a used book store in the hopes of someone picking it up and slowly falling in love with me through my writing, left to wonder who was the stranger who poured their heart into this writing.

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I hate when I can't vocalize my argument clearly so people think they've won
like no just cause I can't get my 🤬 together doesn't mean you're right

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"Whosoever is delighted in solitude, is either a wild beast or a god"

- Plato, Protag..l 337

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a JINX is a benign dark magick, used to inconvenience or discomfort the victim

a HEX is used to wish bad luck or ill intentions on the victim

a CURSE is designed to cause direct harm to the victim

i will not be saying this again

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"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is winged cupid painted blind."

- William Shakespeare

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the thing about Hamlet that really gets me is like. he spends the whole play wondering 'to be or not to be' and he seems to think the answer is 'not be' but he can't make himself not be because he can't make himself do anything, but then his very last act is to convince Horatio not to kill himself. like Hamlet has finally figured out that the answer to the question is, as it always is to be. but by the time he figures this out he's been poisoned. he can't be anymore.

but! it's also. Horatio decides to be because of Hamlet. he doesn't want to, because he doesn't want to be without Hamlet. but he does. because Hamlet wants him to.

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"and that was the thing about her,
she kept on surviving.
with bullet holes in her lungs,
and knife marks etched in her back.
she never let anything get in her way,
resilient.
a fighter,
not by choice.
but a warrior at heart."

-k.azizian

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"Where are you going?"
"Hell, most likely"

"Or," she began, the urge to roll her eyes being nearly impossible to resist at this point, "you could just swallow your pride and ask him for help."
"Ah yes," he nodded earnestly, "I could do that. But I've heard pride leaves an awful aftertaste. And I think we're all out of Coke for me to wash it down with"

"What are you two doing in there?"
"Nothing! We were just---"
"Not each other, in case you were wondering. Or drugs. Or taxes"

"Can I please just use your shower?"
"Only if you put it back when you're done."

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"The Maker of the Stars would rather die for you than live without you. That is a fact."

- Max Lucado

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"Yes, I'm afraid of
falling in love.
Okay?
You make me feel like I'm
on top of the world
and that's a very long way
to fall."

- if i start loving you now i'll never stop

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"I did not like to be touched, but it was a strange dislike. I did not like to be touched because I craved it too much. I wanted to be held very tight so I would not break."

- Marya Hornnacher, Wasted

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"At one time on her childhood there was a scream of sorrow that never came out."

- Liv Ullman, From Changing

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"Maybe in between forever and nothing, there's a place for us"

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"I will hallucinate your halos, your holiness."

- Meena Kandasamy, from Mrs Sunshine

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"Act my age?
What the 🤬 is that, "act my age"?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as 🤬.
It will still drown your 🤬 with vigor."

- The greatest thing I have ever read

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"I get deeply tired because everything touches me, I am never indifferent."

- The Diary of Anais Nin, Vol. 2: 1934-1939

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"The worst thing about love is i remember it"

- June Gehinger, from "I get jealous of euthanised dogs."

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"the role of the lover is exactly the same as the role of the artist. if i love you, i must make you aware of the things you do not see."

- James Baldwin

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"Can you hate someone for what they have done, but still love them for whom they had been?"

- Jodie Picoult

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"Wasn't that the definition of home? Not where you are from, but where you are wanted."

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(GAY rises)

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- Sin ship (friendship but you sin together) :)

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Today in church the preacher said "homosexuals aren't going to hell for being homosexual because guess what....heterosexuals aren't going to heaven for being heterosexuals"

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Shakespeare, scrolling through evil Kermit memes in heaven: I was born in the wrong 🤬 era

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"You can love a monster, it can even love you back, but that doesn't change its nature"

- Eliza Crewe, Crushed

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I predict my friends future

Things I hate: change my mind

My friends as the Kardashians

Plan your own funeral - invitations, food.....

Proof that Santa does exist

Why birds are scary

Who would play your friends if there was a movie about them

Friends as Disney characters

Things I learned from TikTok

Everyone's superpower and name

13 reasons why I hate __ and you should too

Simple things that don't make sense to me

Casting my friends as high school musical characters

TV-shows my friends would shine in

Who would survive the longest in the hunger games

Who my friends were in their previous lives

School subject as a colour

My friends' scandals if they were famous

What type of guy my friends would be

A PowerPoint of all the PowerPoints I could have made

What supermarket my friends are

Rate places you have cried

Things that are not edible, but that you would like to eat

What my friends would spend their money on if they were rich

How each friend would end up in jail

Things that makes me angry, but I do not want to elaborate

Things I liked before it was cool

What type of house each teacher lives in (with friends from the same school)

How each friend would be as a parent

My friends as food

Basic things that I just do not understand

Things I like, but no one else does

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WHOOO!
God 🤬 I love The amount of gay I am.

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"Come hither, Fool"
The Fool jingled miserably across the floor

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Juliet: *fakes death*
Romeo: *kills himself*
Juliet: *What Thy 🤬*

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Ophelia: ( is so overcome with grief, betrayal, and loneliness that she driven to suicide)
Male shakespearean scholars for 500 years: I hereby diagnose you with.......

woman.

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I know the loss of historically significant buildings is a tragedy for posterity and such, but when I think about the fact that the original Globe Theatre isn't around anymore because Shakespeare accidently burned it to the ground a performance of Henry VIII while attempting to use a black-powder cannon as a special effect, all I can say is that this is how it was meant to be.

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just a coupla dudes bein guys
just a coupla guys bein dudes
just a coupla dudes being gay
show me your dick old sport

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I'm a criminal in 72 countries

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everyone's homo
u just gotta guess whether its sapien or sexual

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Nobody:
Absolutely 🤬 nobody:
Not a single 🤬 soul:
Shakespeare:

Capulet
You are a saucy boy

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so I ended my English presentation with "these fatal flaws brought Macbeth to his macdeath" and at least 60% of the class groaned

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William Shakespeare, As You Like It, Act 3

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William Shakespeare, As You Like It, Act 3

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I was seeking for a fool when I found you

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Healthy polyamorous: 3 people all in a happy relationship \o/

Unhealthy polyamorous: joe likes becky and jim. becky is not comfortable sharing joe with jim, but stays quiet anyway.

not a polyamorous: joe has 4 girlfriends. shhhhh. they don't know

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(adj.) Being single for so long that you don't even remember what its like to have romantic/sexual feelings.

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"Herr, wirf Hirn vom Himmel! - oder Steine, Haupstache er trifft."
"Lord, throw some brains from the heavens. or stones as long as he hits the mark."

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Mr Darcy: *Insults Lizzie's family*
Lizzie "Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with"

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Me: *changes sleeping position because I feel uncomfortable*
The people at my funeral: :0

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Mercutio: (wearing a cool outfit)
Romeo: (sighs) I wish I could pull that off.
Mercutio: Go ahead.
Romeo: What?
Mercutio: what?

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"cool jeans," i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully :)

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(Exit GOD.)

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The best thing I heard today was a pregnant woman arguing with her partner and she said, "I have two brains and you have one."

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*sees a really hot boy in English class*
me: Romeo and Juliet, Act 3, scene 5, line 176

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God: Hey, you should dot this.
Narrator: They did not.

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I'm alive.
🤬.

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HAMLET: O 🤬
(Exit HAMLET)

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What, you egg?
(He stabs him.)

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"I'm gonna wing it"

- Me, about something I most definitely should not wing

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you can write poems on the same subject more than once. you can write, paint, draw the same thing over over if you want to. you can spend your whole life making art about oranges. i think i always felt this pressure to get it right the first time like i couldn't go back and use that inspiration again. but you can pick up the conversation again and again.

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ONE is a message
TWO is for mirth!
THREE is a marriage,
FOUR is a birth.
FIVE is for riches
SIX is a thief
SEVEN is a journey
EIGHT is a grief.
NINE is a secret
TEN is a sorrow
ELEVEN is for love,
TWELVE is for joy tomorrow.
THIRTEEN is bad luck
FOURTEEN is danger,
FIFTEEN is a change of luck
SIXTEEN is a stranger.
SEVENTEEN is for adventure
EIGHTEEN is a love that's new,
NINETEEN is a love that's new,
NINETEEN is fame and honour,
TWENTY is a wish come true!

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"It was on the 'ethics of abortion', and I was sorta expecting a lecture tip-toeing around the different viewpoints without offending anyone. But our lecturer slayed!

She started out by saying how the 'pro-life' side always get emotive pictures of babies and foetuses etc, and that there's hardly any for pro choice. So she put up a photo of a woman lying dead on the floor, after bleeding out from an unsafe abortion her partner tried to perform on her

She showed us statistics on how abortion rate are lower in countries with safe, legal access to abortion

She showed as more statistics on how high maternal death rates and deaths from unsafe abortions became when countries made access to abortion more restricted

She put up photos of discarded babies in streets and rubbish bins in countires where abortion is illegal

She talked about the case in the US where a was ex-communicated from an ethics committee at a catholic hospital, after the committee allowed a woman with life-threatening complications to have an abortion, then our lecturer commended that ' it's funny how it was wrong for her to do that, yet child abuse is apparently ok'

She went through cases of more women who were so desperate to have an abortion that they seriosuly harmed themselves

She ended the lecture on the photo of the woman who died, and said 'whatever your stance on abortion, the fact is that if a woman has made up her mind that she doesn't want to be pregnant, she will do whatever she can to get an abortion, even if it puts her life at risk'"

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warm blankets and rainy mornings

stars that glow from millions of lightyears away

fruits, bread and tea

cities for you to explore

poetry, art, books and cosy libraries

places with breath-taking sceneries

knowledge, languages and art museums

people who understand what you're going through

a lovely future waiting for you

flowers that grow in cracks in the side walk

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Men categorize women in four ways. Mothers, Virgins, 🤬 and 🤬.

None of the above is suitable for the modern business woman. But you can create your own image by selecting pieces of each archetype that work for you.

The sexual attractiveness of a 🤬.
The wisdom of a mother.
The integrity of a virgin.
The independence of a 🤬.

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0 The Fool - Know that you know nothing
1 The Magician - Be Yourself
2 High Priestess - Listen yo your instinct
3 The Empress - Create
4 The Emperor - Respect Yourself
5 Hierophant - Obey
6 The Lovers - Follow your Heart
7 The Chariot - Keep going
8 Strength - Believe in Yourself
9 The Hermit - Meditate on it
10 Wheel of Fortune - Roll with it/Go with the Flow
11 Justice - Do the right thing
12 The Hanged Man - Surrender
13 Death - Change
14 Temperance - Find the balance
15 The Devil - Beware of your appetites
16 The Tower - Expect the Unexpected
17 The Star - Have Faith
18 The Moon - Remember
19 The Sun - Enjoy
20 Judgement - Face Yourself
21 The World - Move On

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You blame bad parenting?

We all had our traumas. Didn't turn any of us into psychopaths.

Just because you grew up in a family of abusive monsters doesn't mean you become one.

Cool motive, still murder

Everyone in this room had a bad childhood. Get over it.

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One crow - bad luck, loss, death, unpleasant catastrophic change (it should be noted that seeing a corvid alone would be quite unusual as they are gregarious species)

Two crows - good luck, a major change as for the better, joy

Three crows - a wedding or celebration, or the birth of a girl

Four crows - a birth, particularly a boy, a new beginning

Five crows - money coming on, good business

Six crows - major money change, could mean loss or gain, depending on the rhyme

Seven crows - a secret, a mystery, or a curse

Eight crows - a life altering experience, usually positive

Nine crows - love, positive recognition

Ten crows - a complete turnaround in luck

Eleven crows - news, surprise, secrets hidden or revealed

Twelve crows - also good luck, completion fulfilment

Thirteen Crows - Completion, the end of a situation

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Wands

Our thoughts on a spiritual level, our beliefs and values, our drive and will power

Positive side: creativity, innovation, growth, strategy and planning

Negative side: Arguments, aggression

Element: Fire

Cups

Our emotions and our heart, how we express emotion, and how we connect with others

Positive side: relationships, love, intuition, socializing, family

Negative side: loss, moving on, frustration, emptiness

Element: water

Swords

Our mental energies, emotions of our mind, how we think, and our intellect

Positive Side: analytical thinking, logic, intellect, mental resilience

Negative Side: Guilt, toxic thought patterns

Element: Air

Pentacles

Our environments and bodies, the fruits of our labour, and the labour itself

Positive Side: financial secuirty, career oppurtunity, prosperity

Negative Side: Greed, financial instability

Element: earth

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to sit at the bottom of a swimming pool

a raging, humid, summer rainstorm

when you wake up early in the middle of summer, laying in bed half asleep with the sound of the hot wind through the trees and the feeling of the breeze floating across your skin

for my body to just lift up out of my body, weightlessness

longs hugs with my best friend

holding hands, fingers interlocked with that thumb rubby thing

going out in nature when the sun is coming up

performing on a stage, even it's in front of no one

being a kid

traveling

swimming in the ocean or just being on a beach in general

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walking in the rain

waking up refreshed

turning up feeling refreshed

hugging your friends

complimenting people

museum visits

taking photos of yourself and people u love

planting flowers and fruit trees

ice-cream in summer

songs to dance to

learning things it interests you

cute pens and notebooks

cooking your own meals

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"Women shouldn't curse."
"Get 🤬."
He blinked in surprise,

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*seductively crawls out of hell*

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if it can fly
it should die

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I will boil your teeth

I swear to god I will fill you sinuses with urine

I will invert your rib cage

I will squeeze your kneecaps

I'm gonna harvest your toes

I will pour cement into you ears

I will see with your spinal nerves

I will milk your spleen

I will make pottery with your bone

I'm going to implode you brain

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"Villain, I have done thy mother"

"Away you three inch fool"

"I'll beat thee, but I would infect my hands"

"I am sick when I do look on thee"

"More of your conversation would infect my brain"

"Thine face is not worth sun burning"

"Thou art unfit for any place but hell"

"Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat"

"You are as a candle, the better burnt out"

"You brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage"

"Drunkenness is his best virtue"

"Thou crust batch of nature"

"The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes"

"Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes"

"Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows"

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Yes
my dear
I lied

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Nobody is coming
to save you.
Get up.

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Congratulations,
you have survived.
Now live with the trauma.

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To my brothers and sisters
what...... a bunch of 🤬

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Ah, there he is.
That 🤬.
What a tool.

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"Forget stardust-you are iron. Your blood is nothing but ferrous liquid.
When you bleed, you reek of rust. It is
iron that fills your heart and sits in your veins. And what is iron, really,
unless it's forged?

You are iron.

And you are strong."

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me: im not gay
narrator: she, in fact, was very gay

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"I will vanish in the morning light; I was only an invention of darkness."

- Angela Carter, from The Lady Of The House Of Love in "The Bloody Chamber And Other Stories"

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"How beautiful to find a heart that loves you, without asking you for anything, but to be okay."

- Khalil Gibran

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Doubt thou that the stars are fire;
Doubt thou that the sun doth move;
Doubt truth to be a liar;
But never doubt that I love.

- William Shakespeare

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"Like any
unloved thing, I don't
know if I'm real
when I'm not being
touched"

- Natalie Wee, from "Lonely," Our Bodies & Other Fine Machines

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chaotic and dumb dark academia things to do when you're not feeling that deep

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chaotic and dumb dark academia things to do when you're not feeling that deep

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make paper planes out of discarded vintage bound books and have a throwing battle with a Latin student for the best table in the library

Get a fountain pen and write an essay in calligraphy ranking the top ten sluttiest classical composers

go to an art gallery and photograph classical statues solely at a horrible angle from under the chin, no good photography allowed

cut out and make a collage of excerpts of articles and old books except only choose ones containing homoerotic subtext

if you have long hair learn to use a hair stick except use a pencil so when you to write something, you pull it out and let your hair fall down dramatically

drink sprite from your grandma's antique porcelain teacups

thrift cheap but fancy looking wine glasses and exclusively drink coffee from it in the morning for the drama

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sir that's my emotional
support knife collection

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(seductively takes off glasses)
wow you're 🤬 blurry

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*intense eye contact*

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"we were both created in chaos,
we were born to destroy
you were like death,
and i was like war.
and where we collided,
darling, i loved you."

- born disasters ll k.a.

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(LOUD SCREAM OF COMFLICTED EMOTIONS)

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ROMEO: I dreamt a dream tonight.
MERCUTIO: And so did I.
ROMEO: Well, what was yours?
MERCUTIO: That dreamers often lie.

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bingly: you told Elizabeth her inferior social standing is a disgrace?

darcy: yes

bingly: and this was.... before the proposal, or after?

darcy: ......

bingly:......

darcy:....... during

bingly: darcy

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"Promises
are the
sweetest lies."

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poor little girl,
still waiting for her
happy ending

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i shouldn't be
jealous, you aren't
even mine

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On a scale of Romeo "married his crush immediately" Montague to Fitzwilliam "sent into a existential crisis by brushing hands" Darcy, how romantically repressed are you feeling?

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Museum

Coffee shop

Art gallery

Walk in the park

Late night walk

Nap time

Botanical garden

Movie marathon

Plant shopping

Aquarium

date

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Darcy: *describing the perfect woman*
Elizabeth: lmao lower your expectations
Darcy: STFU. IT'S YOU. YOU ARE THE PERFECT WOMAN.