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Vaccines are a scam

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What language do I code in? English, of course

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What language do I code in? English, of course

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*stuttering cause they don't know their lines*

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*stuttering cause they don't know their lines*

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Cheerleading is a sport.

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ayo I'm not operating on you because I don't want covid.

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ayo I'm not operating on you because I don't want covid.

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what does a big snake have to do with programming languages?

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what does a big snake have to do with programming languages?

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I have the white computer with the black trim, which one is that.

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I have the white computer with the black trim, which one is that.

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Can I put Minecraft Commands on my resume

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"I Don't care that you broke your elbow!"

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"I Don't care that you broke your elbow!"

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I'd rather use binary instead. Much more straightforward that way.

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I don't need to practice I'm already ready

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I don't need to practice I'm already ready

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I totally did my homework last night for Mr. uh... Whatshisface...

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I totally did my homework last night for Mr. uh... Whatshisface...

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I don't fix computer

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Check my soundcloud

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Sorry, I haven't done my homework for the past 6 months.

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Sorry, I haven't done my homework for the past 6 months.

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Scratch is the best programming language

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Scratch is the best programming language

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Whoops I brought my ballerina shoes to basketball practice.

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Whoops I brought my ballerina shoes to basketball practice.

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Ill become a YouTube and make lots of money

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Ill become a YouTube and make lots of money

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Practice makes you worse, pure talent is all that you need.

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Practice makes you worse, pure talent is all that you need.

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you're not looking so good I probably won't see you next year

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you're not looking so good I probably won't see you next year

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nothing

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PHP is the best language in the world

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Make sure to eat a lot of chips when you go home!

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Make sure to eat a lot of chips when you go home!

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*5 minutes into class* Can I go to the bathroom?

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*5 minutes into class* Can I go to the bathroom?

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Break all your bones

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Walk it off

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HTML is a programming language.