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Cerdd am yr amgylchfyd.

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Roald Dahl

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Chapter 1

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110 jokes that are funny!

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So keep your kids amused on those rainy days by showing them this, our list of 110 of the best simple or silly jokes kids will love.

And, of course, they're all clean.

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel!
What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!
Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moo-vies!
How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!
Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
Why did the teddy bear say "no" to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food was good, but there really wasn't much atmosphere.
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
What did the nose say to the finger? Stop picking on me!
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange.
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had no body to dance with.
What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!
Why was the picture sent to prison? It was framed.
Where do rabbits go after they get married? On a bunny-moon!
What sound do hedgehogs make when they hug? Ouch!
Why do ducks make great detectives? They always quack the case.
What do you call an old snowman? Water.
Why didn't the orange win the race? It ran out of juice.

What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.
Why did the opera singer go sailing? They wanted to hit the high Cs.
When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case they got a hole in one.
Why did the scientist take out their doorbell? The wanted to win the no-bell prize.
What did the calculator say to the maths student? You can count on me.
Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was too tired.
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look! No hands!
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus.
What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around, and I'll go on ahead.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-you-think-he-saw-us.
What do you call two guys hanging on a window? Kurt and Rod.
How do you find Will Smith when he's lost? You just look for fresh prints.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.
What did one tonsil say to the other? Better get dressed. The doctors's taking us out tonight!

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110 of the best jokes for kids that are actually funny

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So keep your kids amused on those rainy days by showing them this, our list of 110 of the best simple or silly jokes kids will love. And, of course, they're all clean. Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel!

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49 Famous Poems For Children - Poems Kids Will Love

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Our collection of famous poems for children are perfect for recitation or reading. These poems for kids will give them a love of poetry from a young age.

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gan Dewi Pws Morris

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Urdd Gobaith Cymru / Cylchgronau'r haf yn rhad ac am ddim!

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Oherwydd sefyllfa Covid19, rydym yn cynnig cylchgronau haf yr Urdd yn rhad ac am ddim i bawb!

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Cylchgronau Cymraeg i blant a phobl ifanc. Yn ddigidol ac AM DDIM am y flwyddyn ysgol 2020-2021!

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Win prizes, enter polls and have your say on the biggest news stories of the week on First News Live! First News is a newspaper for children age 7-14.

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The home of news and fun facts for kids. Find out what is going on, with stories, pictures and videos. Try a quiz or one of our free games.

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Bili a'r Minpinnau

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Llyfr Llafar | Coronafeirws: Llyfr i blant

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Mae'r Uned Datblygiadau'r We yn cynhyrchu adnoddau addysgol digidol ers 2001 ac maent wedi gweld dipyn o newidiadau ym myd addysg a thechnoleg yn y cyfnod yma!

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Mae'r Uned Datblygiadau'r We yn cynhyrchu adnoddau addysgol digidol ers 2001 ac maent wedi gweld dipyn o newidiadau ym myd addysg a thechnoleg yn y cyfnod yma! Mae'r Uned yn dîm profiadol gyda blynyddoedd o gyd-weithio gyda'i gilydd ac awduron allanol er mwyn cynhyrchu adnoddau o'r safon uchaf.

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Hi, Welcome to an ever growing collection of classic children's stories. Also the home for a mixture of children's fun & games.

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Cylchgrawn digidol lliwgar a difyr sy'n darparu deunydd darllen a thasgau cysylltiedig. Bwriedir yr adnodd ar gyfer pobl ifanc CA3 sy'n astudio Cymraeg fel iaith gyntaf. Mae Gweiddi'n cynnig thema newydd bob mis, ac eitemau addas ar gyfer lefelau craidd, estynnol a heriol. Ceir mynediad at hen rifynnau'r cylchgrawn wrth agor yr adnodd.

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Cylchgrawn digidol lliwgar a difyr sy'n darparu deunydd darllen a thasgau cysylltiedig. Bwriedir yr adnodd ar gyfer pobl ifanc CA3 sy'n astudio Cymraeg fel iaith gyntaf. Mae Gweiddi'n cynnig thema newydd bob mis, ac eitemau addas ar gyfer lefelau craidd, estynnol a heriol. Ceir mynediad at hen rifynnau'r cylchgrawn wrth agor yr adnodd.

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Darllenwch addasiad Rhiannon Ifans o un ar ddeg o chwedlau brodorol Cymru sy'n cael eu hadnabod fel y Mabinogi gyda darluniau trawiadol gan Jemima Lee. Hefyd rhowch gynnig ar chwarae gemau newydd sbon y pedair cainc.

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Darllenwch addasiad Rhiannon Ifans o un ar ddeg o chwedlau brodorol Cymru sy'n cael eu hadnabod fel y Mabinogi gyda darluniau trawiadol gan Jemima Lee. Hefyd rhowch gynnig ar chwarae gemau newydd sbon y pedair cainc.

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Er mwyn nodi achlysuron neu ymgyrchoedd arbennig sydd o bwys cenedlaethol ac sydd o ddiddordeb i blant neu'n effeithio arnynt, bydd Bardd Plant Cymru yn ysgrifennu nifer o gerddi comisiwn.

Isod mae casgliad o gerddi comisiwn cynllun Bardd Plant Cymru dros y blynyddoedd.

Gallwch wneud cais neu ymholiad am gerdd gomisiwn gan Bardd Plant Cymru drwy ebostio barddplant@llenyddiaethcymru.org neu ffonio 029 2047 2266

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Cerddi Comisiwn Er mwyn nodi achlysuron neu ymgyrchoedd arbennig sydd o bwys cenedlaethol ac sydd o ddiddordeb i blant neu'n effeithio arnynt, bydd Bardd Plant Cymru yn ysgrifennu nifer o gerddi comisiwn. Isod mae casgliad o gerddi comisiwn cynllun Bardd Plant Cymru dros y blynyddoedd.

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There are over 200 original poems for children in the collection. To make it easier for you to find the ones you want to read, the poetry has been divided into categories according to what the poems are about. This wasn't always very easy and I'm not sure I did a very good job - the poem entitled 'Aunts' ended up in the animal poetry section, whereas 'Mr Toad' ended up with the family poems. They're there for a reason; I just can't remember what the reason was. At the end I was left with a whole heap of poems without a home - the 'Odes and Ends'.

A selection of funny poems by Patrick, Paul and Kate about all sorts of different animals from spiders to snails, from camels to cheetahs, from anacondas to zebras. The funny animal poetry section has lots of short poems about sweet cuddly animals, but beware, there are some poems that snarl and a few poems that might bite.

A series of funny poems about families, family members (don't miss the special selection about horrible aunts) and life at home. There are poems which you can recite to annoy your Dad, to amuse your friends and to make your sister feel sick. If you're new to reading poetry, this would be a really good place to get your eye in.

We've managed to gather together a few funny poetry about famous people, some real and others fictional, some alive and others dead. You'll meet people you've learnt about in history, seen on TV and who appear in books, and find out things about them you never knew before - because I just made them up.

A selection of funny poems about school, pupils, teachers, lessons, games and all sorts of other school related activities. The school poems tend to focus on the less pleasant aspects of school, such as horrible headmasters, tedious teachers, boring lessons, disgusting food and the misfortunes that befall naughty pupils.

Funny poems about sports ranging from football to sky diving. For children who love sport, there are lots of poems about the exhilaration and exertion of competitive sports. For less enthusiastic kids, there are poems about the horrors of sport and, in particular, school games. And don't get me started on the dangers of swimming.

Lighter and fluffier than the funny poems, the humorous poems may require a bit of thought or even a second reading before you discover the amusing element. You should persevere, however, because ultimately humorous poems are cleverer, more sophisticated and more satisfying than straight funny poems.

It was once said that riddles that rhyme are twice as sublime, and that ridiculous verse is quite the reverse. Well, actually, no one's ever said that as far as I know. Still, lots of fun can be had with these brainteasers and tongue-twisters. Just don't get lost among the twists and turns, and make sure you read everything uspide down lest you be fooled!

In case you're worried that the funny poems about death will resemble a battlefield strewn with corpses, let me reassure you that the body count to date is one ice cream seller, one fly, one deaf-dumb and blind kid and a bus full of pensioners. So it's not exactly a stroll in the park, but nor is it complete carnage.

Odes & Ends is reserved for the funny poems which didn't fit into the other pigeon holes, because they were too long, too fat or just the wrong shape. It's such a hotchpotch of poems, including parodies, shape poems, anaphorisms, anacronisms and all sorts of oddities, that it's best to consider Odes & Ends as a 'lucky dip'.

The rude poems for kids are slightly naughtier that the other poems and contain the odd rude word, which means that whilst they are not horribly or disgustingly rude, they are only suitable for older kids. Ask a responsible adult (Mum or Dad, possibly a teacher, but definitely not a reprobate uncle) if you're unsure about reading them.

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There are over 200 original poems for children in the collection. To make it easier for you to find the ones you want to read, the poetry has been divided into categories according to what the poems are about.

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Paratowch i gael eich tywys yn ôl mewn amser i Ynys Môn yr oes a fu - cyfnod o hud a lledrith, helyntion a henebion.

Mae stori'r siambr gladdu ym Mryn Celli Ddu yn tywys darllenwyr yn ôl i'r cyfnod Neolithig, tua 5000 o flynyddoedd yn ôl. Adeiladwyd yr heneb fel bod yr haul yn tywynnu drwyddi ar Hirddydd Haf, sef diwrnod hira'r flwyddyn, gan ei gwneud yn galendr o garreg.

Claddfa gyntedd yw Barclodiad y Gawres, sy'n edrych dros arfordir gorllewinol Môn. Mae'r comic yn datgelu'r stori y tu ôl i'r digwyddiadau cymunedol hynafol ar y safle a'r cerfiadau cywrain y tu mewn i'r twmpath sy'n ein hatgoffa ni o'r adeiladwyr Neolithig a fu yno amser maith yn ôl.

Yn Llyn Cerrig Bach, mae'r stori'n ein tywys yn ôl 2000 o flynyddoedd pan gafodd lawer o eitemau hynafol eu gollwng yn y llyn ac yna'n adrodd sut y daethpwyd o hyd iddyn nhw - diolch i waith ditectif anhygoel dyn lleol o'r enw Williams Owen Roberts, yn ystod yr Ail Ryfel Byd.

Mae'r tri chomic yn cynnwys gemau a gweithgareddau hwyliog wedi'u hysbrydoli gan y safleoedd archeolegol a'r arteffactau a ddarganfuwyd yno.

Mae'r artist nodedig Pete Fowler, sy'n enwog am ei waith celf ar gyfer albymau Super Furry Animals a theganau Monsterism, wedi creu dau gomic am ddim sy'n dod â chwedlau Cymru'n fyw..

Mae Gwenllian yn sôn am hanes go iawn y dywysoges ryfelgar a arweiniodd wrthryfel yn y ddeuddegfed ganrif. Digwyddodd y frwydr y ceir ei hanes yn y comic, ger Castell Cydweli, a dyma'r lle i fynd i gael copi am ddim o'r comic.

Mae Branwen yn ailadrodd un o hen chwedlau'r Mabinogi. Pan mae Branwen yn cael ei chosbi am weithredoedd un o'i brodyr, mae ei brawd Brân - brenin a chawr - yn mynd i ryfel i ddial ei cham. Mae gan y chwedl draddodiadol hon gysylltiad â Chastell Harlech, ac mae copïau ar gael yn y safle trawiadol hwn gan Cadw.

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Mae stori'r siambr gladdu ym Mryn Celli Ddu yn tywys darllenwyr yn ôl i'r cyfnod Neolithig, tua 5000 o flynyddoedd yn ôl. Adeiladwyd yr heneb fel bod yr haul yn tywynnu drwyddi ar Hirddydd Haf, sef diwrnod hira'r flwyddyn, gan ei gwneud yn galendr o garreg.

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Mae dreigiau'n greaduriaid dychrynllyd a thanllyd sy'n enwog am eu natur gyfrwys a'u gallu i chwythu tân. Ond oeddech chi'n gwybod eu bod nhw hefyd yn gallu bod yn greaduriaid rhamantus...?

Dewch i gwrdd â Dewi a Dwynwen - Dreigiau Cadw, sydd dros eu pen a'u clustiau mewn cariad.n Fe gawson nhw'n gweld yn cael cwtsh yng Nghastell Caernarfon ar Ddydd Gŵyl Dewi 2017 ac ers hynny maen nhw wedi dod â dwy Ddraig Fach i'r byd.

Dewi yw tad y teulu - y Ddraig goch a du a ddaeth yn enwog ar ôl glanio yng Nghastell Caerffili yn 2016.

Y fam yw Dwynwen - y Ddraig borffor hardd sy'n sgleinio yn yr haul ac yn hanu o Gaernarfon.

A'r ddwy ddraig fach - Dylan a Cariad - yw cywion hoffus ond HYNOD ddireidus dwy Ddraig fawr Cadw.

Wyt ti'n ddigon dewr i wynebu llond ogof o Ddreigiau Cymreig go iawn?

Mae Ffau'r Dreigiau yn cynnig cartref newydd i'r teulu o Ddreigiau Cymreig i roi cyfle i ymwelwyr brofi chwedl fawr y bwystfilod, gydag arddangosfa glyweledol gyfareddol a goleuadau dramatig, mwg a sŵn ysgyrnygu.

Felly wyt ti'n barod am antur hanesyddol fwyaf Cymru? Cer i Gastell Caerffili i gael diwrnod bythgofiadwy o chwedloniaeth a hud a lledrith.

Cymerodd hi dri mis i dîm o fyfyrwyr o Brifysgol De Cymru sy'n astudio Animeiddio Cyfrifiadurol i greu'r ffilm anhygoel hon a wnaed trwy ddefnyddio technoleg rhaglennu 3-D. Dyluniwyd corff y Ddraig (gan gynnwys y sgerbwd!) gan y myfyrwyr. Fe osodwyd y Ddraig wedyn o flaen pedwar cefndir gwahanol o gestyll eiconig Cymru.

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Mae dreigiau'n greaduriaid dychrynllyd a thanllyd sy'n enwog am eu natur gyfrwys a'u gallu i chwythu tân. Ond oeddech chi'n gwybod eu bod nhw hefyd yn gallu bod yn greaduriaid rhamantus...?

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Mae eisiau talu ar gyfer y cylchgrawn yma felly gofynnwch i'ch rhieni am ganiatad

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Ar lan y môr

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Ar Lan y Môr

Ar lan y môr mae rhosys cochion;

Ar lan y môr mae lilis gwynion;

Ar lan y môr mae 'nghariad inne

Yn cysgu'r nos a chodi'r bore.

Traddodiadol

Penillion Ar Lan y Môr

Ar lan y môr, mae tuniau rhydlyd

Ar lan y môr, mae sbwriel hefyd,

Ar lan y môr, mae bagiau plastig

Ac olew du ar garreg lithrig.

Ar lan y môr, mae gwylan gelain

Fu'n hedfan ar adenydd buain:

Yn awr, mae'n gorwedd ar y tywod,

Ymhlith y baw a'r holl ffieidd-dod.

Mihangel Morgan

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Ar lan y môr mae rhosys cochion; Ar lan y môr mae lilis gwynion; Ar lan y môr mae 'nghariad inne Yn cysgu'r nos a chodi'r bore. Traddodiadol Penillion Ar Lan y Môr Ar lan y môr, mae tuniau rhydlyd Ar lan y môr, mae sbwriel hefyd, Ar lan y môr, mae bagiau plastig Ac olew du ar garreg lithrig.