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Never trust atoms they always make up stuff.

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Never trust atoms they always make up stuff.

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What did silver say to gold at the bar? "Au, get outta here!"

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What did silver say to gold at the bar? "Au, get outta here!"

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…He said NaBrO.

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…He said NaBrO.

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I want to write some jokes about the periodic table… But I don't think I'll be in my element.

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I want to write some jokes about the periodic table… But I don't think I'll be in my element.

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Dont trust atoms they make up everything

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Dont trust atoms they make up everything

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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Person 1: Does anyone know any good jokes about sodium? Person 2: Na 

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Person 1: Does anyone know any good jokes about sodium? Person 2: Na 

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Why did the attacking army use acid? To neutralize the enemy's base!

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Why did the attacking army use acid? To neutralize the enemy's base!

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Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!" The second chemist dies.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!" The second chemist dies.

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Chemistry jokes are sodium funny! Hah... say it out loud.

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Chemistry jokes are sodium funny! Hah... say it out loud.

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when you don't know your periodic table...

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when you don't know your periodic table...

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k pocatsium

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Cu Copper