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Last night I stumbled upon a spider. WHen I killed it 1000000 spider baby's cane out and ate me
THE END

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Last night a spider admitted to the assassination of Giani Versace

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ᴸᴬˢᵀ ᴺᴵᴳᴴᵀ ᴬ ˢᴾᴵᴰᴱᴿ ᴬᵀᴱ ᴹᵞ ᶜᴴᴵᴸᴰᴿᴱᴺ

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Last night a spider admitted that he had feelings for me. I stomped on the spider and it cried out. I laughed

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Last night a spider admitted that he hit a kids ice cream out of his hand and road away on his unicycle

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Last night, a spider admitted that he bit me eye. I couldn't see anymore. Then, the spider bit my other eye and I went blind. THE END

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The minuscule spider's legs clung to the wispy tendrils of the web, working furiously as it built it's home, string by string. The white wisps connected, forming complex shapes and patterns, things that people overlook. A masterpiece more then not, the spider admitted that it was rather proud of it's work. Crawling forward into the cascading white of it's creation, it nestled itself among the soft tendrils it had spun, and weaved, and finally transformed into it's forever lair.

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Last night a spider admitted that he was stealing money for v-bucks.

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The trees where howling in the wind.

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Last night, a spider admitted that he used to think that the eagle was mean, but after getting to know him he changed his mind! (:

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Last night, a spider admitted that he is the biggest fan of Ronald Mcdonald and that he has been on "My 600 Pound Life" with Joeysworldtour and Bling Bling Boy 8 times. They like to eat erasers.

(he is eating another 12 pound eraser)

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Last night a spider admitted that he was going to take over the world

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Last night a spider admitted that he went up and got something to eat.

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Last night a spider admitted to our house and in our house is my room. Now I don't like spiders so this little guy was not welcome. So when he came in and said that he was "here to stay" I was a little nervous.

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Last night a spider admitted that he was hairy because he was a tarantula and he was big and fat.

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Last night a spider admitted that he had the power to turn someone into Spiderman but he bit my brother instead.

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Last night a spider admitted that he violently bit Peter Parker.

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Last night a spider admitted he had bitten someone with the intent to kill.

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Last night a spider admitted to our house that my bed was his home

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Last night a spider admitted that the wind whispered to him " the trees scream from their sorrow".

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Last night a spider admitted that him and all spiders wanted to hurt all humans.

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The spider slowly crawled down my transparent window. He skyrocketed to my ear slowly whispering something. I couldn't make it outright. Just then the spider admitted that he accidentally crunched into my best friends arm and poisoned her The poison rushed through her veins slowly stopping her immune and nervous system.

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I spider on my desk had admitted that he had created the small webs in the corners in my room, that my mom yells at me for not cleaning up.

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Last night a spider admitted that he eats my food at night

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Last night a spider admit to me that he likes dancing across my desk when I wasn't looking.

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last night a spider admitted that he needs to go on a diet because he is fat

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Last night the spider admitted to the deed, just about all of them. The spider spoke smoothly, his voice almost soothing like a warm tingle across the spine. His words of chaos almost sounded like a lullaby. He spoke of every crime he had done, every horrible thing that would make the soul of the most twisted man cry, yet, no one could.
The spider had us in his web

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Last night a spider was talking to me. The spider admitted to me that he did not want to hurt humans and wanted to be friends.

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Last night a spider admitted that he ate my sandwich. I knew it was him because I saw my sandwich, turned away, then looked back, and it was gone! He was the only one around.

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Last night a spider admitted to me that he stole my shoes.

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Last night a spider admitted that he was terrified of heights terribly.

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Last night, the spider admitted he didnt like my friends. He was a raging forest fire when he found out that they stole from his lunchbox when he got up to get a fork.

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Last night a spider admitted that he stepped all over my painting.

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List night a spider admitted that he was scared of heights.

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Last night a spider admitted that my bed was now his, as he started creating webs all around the edges.

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Last night a spider admitted that he didn't like making webs.

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Last Night, a spider admitted that he liked to open and close windows and be annoying.

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Last night a spider admitted that he needs to get surgery on his legs because he has 9 instead of 8.

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Last night a spider admitted that he liked to sleep after he made his webs

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Last night a spider admitted that he bit me while I was sleeping. He said that he was radioactive and that I will become Spider-man. Apparently. However, I have some suspicion that he just poisoned me.

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Last night a spider admitted that he liked to dance while spinning his webs.

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Last night a spider admitted that he likes to hum when it sleeps.

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Last night a spider admitted a fly into its web, then tore off the annoying insects legs and stuffed it's mouth with fly guts. : )

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Last night a spider admitted that he loved to sing tunes while weaving his webs.

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Last night the spider admitted that he was an elephant, and he had been pretending to be an elephant until he was going to die. But he didn't.

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Last night a spider admitted that he sometimes got stuck in his own web.

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Last night a spider admitted that he wanted to be the spider king and he will kill any human who gets in the way!

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Last night the spider walked right over and sat on my left leg and admit that he couldn't sleep without having my curtains open for a beam of moonlight to shine through onto his web because he was scared of the dark.

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last night a spider admitted that he wasnt a spider and he was actually a weasel and as it scampered down the hallway i thought to myself
"wow. i just saw a spider turn into a weasel."

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Last night the spider admitted that he was not a real spider and he was a Loin that came to visit.

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Last night a spider admitted he was going to kill me. He explained that he would pick up an ax and hit me in the head with it while I was asleep. He claimed he would wrap me up in his web and let me season for 3 month and then eat me whole.

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Last night a spider admitted his evil plan to take over the house. He looked at me with a devilish look, fire burning in all eight of his eyes and said, "Me and my army of spiders have been plotting in our giant web right outside your house. We have decided that our time has come." I stared back in fear as the arachnid raised his feelers. "Run."

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Last night a spider admitted he was going to kill someone tonight. so every one got scared so they said " pack you bag we are leaving tonight we will get a hotel room then the next day we will go look for a new house.

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Last night, a spider crawled in the window of my bedroom, scaring me half to death. I stared at the spider, and it stared back. The spider admitted to killing a fly, and I saw guilt in her eyes. She jumped off my windowsill and flew back to her spider eggs, where the fly lay, ready to be eaten by her spider babies.

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last night a spider admitted that he was talking to his spider friends instead of doing his work.

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Last night a spider admitted to taking my food and eating my brothers snack so i tried to smack it but i just mist and scared it away. The next day he showed up in my window and i looked at it and it ran but i looked back and it went back to my window.