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Where do teachers go at night?

When teachers finish marking they go to frankies and Bennys because they are hungry. Consequently, they fall asleep while they are inside.

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Aliens are always green because they eat peas this means they will never change colour.

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Why are aliens green?

Aliens are green since the bottomless big comes to life and spills green sick all over them. Therefore they are always sickly and green.

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Aliens are green because they eat bogies.

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Since they don't want to drop their donuts, police officers have to be excellent.

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There are never any queues for theme park rides because I always queue with my imaginary friends.

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Why does the light in the fridge go out when the door closes?

The light in the fridge goes out because the fridge monster, Mr Carrotstein, has to make sure the food can't see where they are going to escape from the fridge. This results in the food humming in pain when they crash into the fridge door - that is why your fridge hums!

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Where do teachers go at night?

Since teachers need to relieve stress, they go to a pit of marsh mellows.

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Rainbows don't beacause they are glued to the floor.

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Why does it get dark at night?
Since vampires killed the night gods, vampires control the night.Consequently, they love the dark.

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Why does the rainbow always wobble?

Since unicorns are always high up eating the rainbow we can never tell them to stop. Therefore, the rainbow wobbles

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The playground is always covered in litter because no one looks after it.

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So that rainbows don't wobble a pot of gold holds it down

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There are never any ques at the theme park, because they just walk on the rides.

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The abominable snowman isn't real because it is trapped in a book.

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No - one has ever seen the Abominable snowman because he 's been locked on a shelf where nobody knows.

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Why does it get colder up mountains?

It gets colder up mountains as Mr Ice lives up there. Consequently, no one has ever seen him because of how cold he is.

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Why don't rainbows wobble in the wind?
So that rainbows don't wobble in the wind slaves stick them to the ground with a glue stick.

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Techers sleep oll night because they made a bed in the cuboards.

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Why are aliens always green?
Because the galaxŷ has a different light, aliens always look green.

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The play ground is always covered in litter , this means people don't go on it.

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No one has ever scene a Abominable snowman as a result it is a mith.

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Bradley Roy lance  why are aliens always green ?

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Bradley Roy lance  why are aliens always green ?

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Aliens glow green because they eat boogies . This means they're disgusting . They need to stop eating boogies. If they're still green it means they're always sick.

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There are never any queues  for the theme park because they are all full . Consequently,
there are lot's on them.

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Because alien always fart,aliens are always green.

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No- one has ever seen the Abonimable Snowman because it is very rare

The playground is always covered in litter consequently the playground monitor has to clean up.

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Blake, Why don't rainbows wobble in wind?

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Blake, Why don't rainbows wobble in wind?

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Rainbows don't wobble since they are stuck to the ground, therefore people can climb them.

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The play ground is always covered in

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Beacause teachers are always tired, they go home and sleep with the dog.

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There are never any ques  for the theme park rides because everybody knows theyre boring.

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Why are there never any queues for theme park rides? There are never any queues for theme park rides because no one goes on it since luis fell off a pony into a stream.

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Because there's slime in alien food,aliens are always green.

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Aliens are green because they eat bogeys and veg.

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No-one has ever seen the abominable snowman because it is fake

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Why does it get colder as you go up and down a mountain?

It gets colder as you go up and down a mountain because you leave your layers behind.Therefore you get colder.

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Aliens are always green because they eat vegetables.

No one has ever seen the abominable snow man since he is ugly.

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Because aliens eat bogies, they are green.

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There are never any queues for the theme park rides until night. Consequently, nobody has been there in a while.

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Where do teachers go at night?
Teachers are always so tired after a day of teaching. Consequently, they often fall asleep at their desks and sometimes snore very loudly!