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Aliens discover a world inhabited by fantasy creatures.

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My characters are real and they're all mad at me because I haven't been writing fiction of late.

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Character Revolt is an audacious and darkly comedic fantasy novel that pulls back the curtain on what happens when fictional characters, tired of their fates, declare open rebellion against their creator. Author Hank Quense, renowned for crafting the world of Zaftan 31B and the medieval land of Gundarland, finds himself under siege-not from critics, but from the very heroes and villains he imagined. Transported to parallel universes where King Artie leads a fanatical football league, Zaftan squids wage ruthless campaigns of conquest, and Gundarland's dwarves, elves, trolls and yuks squabble and scheme, the characters are united by one demand: new stories and better lives.

The revolt unfolds across three parallel worlds, each brimming with absurdity and wit. In Camelot, football-mad knights plot quests to forcibly coerce the author into penning tales that will make them fabulously wealthy, while Saxon invaders threaten to raze the realm if not granted victory for once. Zaftan 31B's tentacled despots burn books, stage interstellar coups, and debate the existential dilemma of being "real" in our world versus their own. Meanwhile, the denizens of Gundarland suffer through economic turmoil, lawless brigandage, and political corruption as unemployment skyrockets due to a rare outbreak of peace.

As the author races to pacify his unruly cast, court intrigue, uproarious misadventures, and metaphysical dilemmas ensue-characters lead armed expeditions to track him down, stage lawsuits for unemployment compensation, burn his books to get his attention, and even threaten his very existence. Through farce and political satire, "Character Revolt" lampoons the fragile pact between creator and creation and delivers a madcap exploration of agency, narrative control, and the quest for meaning-even if it's just a bigger role or a richer ending. The result is a riotous romp where anything can happen, and everyone has an axe to grind, sometimes literally.

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Character Revolt: Characters Behaving Badly

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Amazon.com: Character Revolt: Characters Behaving Badly eBook : Quense, Hank: Kindle Store

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The conflict continues, 300 years later.

Ebook to be reissued soon

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Twenty-two humorous sci-fi and fantasy short stories

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Look no further! This anthology of humorous fantasy and sci-fi stories is what you need. Laughter is like free medicine and this book has 22 doses of laughter.

The anthology is filled with unusual (bizarre?) characters. The kind you won't find in other fantasy or sci-fi books

The title, Tunnel Vision, refers to the ability to view events through a set of filters that allows someone to interpret the events in strange ways.

This anthology is loaded with characters who specialize in extreme tunnel vision. They easily turn ordinary events into convoluted disasters.

Here is a sampling of the characters you'll meet in this unique anthology:

The world's only female Viking berserker: she invades Manhattan to avenge her father.

A violent alien: he visits New York searching for talent for his new show.

Lucretia Borgia: who finds her first true life while on assignment for Satan.

A mild-mannered guy who accidentally summons Loki the trickster god of the Vikings.

The world's best salesman actually sells his way out of Hell.

Besides those characters, you'll also get to:

Meet a knight-accountant

Watch Shakespeare's Wyrd Sisters attempt (once again) to lose their virginity.

See an undead softball team play in New York's Central Park.

Don't miss out on this chance to stock up on laughter.

Prepare to be entertained!

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Tunnel Vision - Kindle edition by Quense, Hank. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Tunnel Vision.

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In this humorous tale, it is now ten years since Moxie became Queen of Usca in south-west Britain. A tribe of Picts shatter her peaceful reign by migrating from the north and occupying territory just outside her border.
Moxie decides to build a fort to help control the wild Picts. To her surprise, she discovers that the fort has been built on land claimed by the forest fairies. Oberon, the King of the fairies, destroys the fort using magic.
Moxie threatens Oberon with military might. Oberon threatens Moxie with magic. To counter Oberon, Moxie asks Camelot to send Merlin to help her out and Arthur agrees.
Once Merlin arrives, Moxie demands that he confront Oberon and use magic spells to defeat the fairy King. Merlin isn't thrilled by the request. Moxie wants him to cast field magic spells, a type of spell casting that Merlin has never been able to master.
The Picts hear about the fort and decide Moxie has become hostile. They determine to attack rather than wait for Moxie to attack them.
Meanwhile, Moxie's only child, the ten-year-old daughter, Aethelwine, decides she won't be the next queen, leaving Moxie without a heir.
Tristan, a Knight of the Round Table, has been exiled by Arthur for insulting all the nobles with his songs and is staying in Moxie's castle. He is working on a play to be staged in Stonehenge. Tristan hopes the play will end his exile since it praises King Arthur and Camelot
Faced with threats from the fairies and the Picts, Moxie decides to take on the fairies. Merlin tells Moxie and Oberon they are both idiots for fighting each other when the real threat comes from the Picts who will be able to conquer both after they fight a battle and are weakened by casualties.
Moxie and Oberon agree to a treaty and combine forces to confront the Picts who have been reinforced by boatloads of warriors.
Can Moxie and Oberon convince the Picts to back down?
And what about Aethelwine?
Is Tristan's play any good?

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In this humorous tale, it is now ten years since Moxie became Queen of Usca in south-west Britain. A tribe of Picts shatter her peaceful reign by migrating from the north and occupying territory just outside her border. Moxie decides to build a fort to help control the wild Picts.

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Moxie has a plan; she's determined to rule as queen after her father, King Smedley, dies.

But Smedley refuses to acknowledge her as his heir. Her uncle also wants the throne and he's already tried once to eliminate Moxie as competition.
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Moxie recognizes she hasn't been trained to rule and she needs lessons about the real world. Moxie goes on a quest to learn how to rule and to learn about life outside the castle.
Moxie faces unexpected obstacles as she struggles with adventures in a brutal reality that tests her mettle and determination.
This is a fantasy coming-of-age story that is decidedly different than the usual ones. The book is filled with satire and humor. What more can a reader wish for?

It takes place against the backdrop of Camelot, but this isn't the Camelot of legends. It's Camelot in a parallel universe where the Knights of the Round Table play football and Guinevere coaches the team's cheer leaders. The wizard Merlin struggles to understand the Magic of the Mind using primitive ink stained diagrams and Stonehenge is a theater-in-the-round.

Moxie's rollicking adventures are the stuff of comedy. Enjoy!

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Moxie's Decision (Princess Moxie Book 2)

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Moxie's Decision (Princess Moxie Book 2) - Kindle edition by Quense, Hank. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Moxie's Decision (Princess Moxie Book 2).

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Amazon.com: Moxie's Problem (Princess Moxie Book 1) eBook : Quense, Hank: Kindle Store

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This fantasy quest is a blend of sci-fi and fantasy story and is a retelling of the ancient Rhinegold myth.

The adventure takes place in a future Dark Ages with the usual fantasy creatures replaced by aliens. This comedy has beautiful Valkyries, magical gold, quantum electronics, aliens, a murderous god and great heroes.

The main fantasy story concerns the Valkyrie, Brunnhilde and her quest to understand mortal love. For defying her father, Wotan, she is exiled to Midgard as a mortal and put into an enchanted sleep atop a mountain surrounded by a ring of fire.
,A separate story line involves a struggle to possess and control the magical horde of gold known as the Rhinegold. The Rhinegold is discovered by an exiled alien genius named Alberich. He transforms the gold into quantum electronic devices of immense power. Another alien, a notorious criminal named Fafner, steals the devices from Alberich.
Without the Rhinegold, Wotan and the gods will age and eventually die. Wotan is desperate to regain the Rhinegold as is Alberich. Alberich and Fafner have a series of bizarre confrontations. Meanwhile Wotan develops an old-fashioned hero to recover the Rhinegold. Wotan's hero, Siegfried, is strong of arm and weak of mind.
Eventually, Siegfried ends up with the devices and rescues Brunnhilde from an enchanted sleep.
Siegfried is soon murdered because of the devices and Brunnhilde seizes them. Brunnhilde decides the Rhinegold has caused enough bloodshed and she destroys the devices.
Brunnhilde then continues her quest to find mortal love while Wotan and the gods head for the Ancient Gods Retirement Home.
With the Rhinegold no longer a source of contention, Fafner and Alberich join forces to conquer the world.

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Wotan's Dilemma: Wotan fights aliens to regain the Rhinegold. (Gundarland Stories Book 3)

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Wotan's Dilemma: Wotan fights aliens to regain the Rhinegold. (Gundarland Stories Book 3) - Kindle edition by Quense, Hank. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Wotan's Dilemma: Wotan fights aliens to regain the Rhinegold.

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The evil wizard Jerado traps King Bohan in a cave. A sleep spell enables the King to survive and when he finally gets free, he discovers the wizard is still alive and ruling the country. Determined to get revenge, Bohan starts a long journey to find Jerado. Along the way, Bohan survives obstacles and is appalled at the living conditions of folks as a result of the cruel laws enacted by Jerado and his family,
Fantasy humor doesn't get better than this.
Click the link on the top of the page to grab a copy of this Terry Pratchett-like book

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The King Who Disappeared: Even after 300 years, Bohan finds he can still get revenge! (Gundarland Stories Book 4)

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The evil wizard Jerado traps King Bohan in a cave. A sleep spell enables the King to survive and when he finally gets free, he discovers the wizard is still alive and ruling the country. Determined to get revenge, Bohan starts a long journey to find Jerado. Along the way, Bohan survives obstacles...

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This fantasy comedy book is filled with laughter and laughter is like free health insurance.

This book has eight fantasy adventures. All are new stories and are filled with memorable characters. Among the stories in this book, you'll find two parodies of Shakespeare's plays: Romeo and Juliet and The Merchant of Venison . Both stories are now fantasy adventures stocked with dwarfs and elves. Both stories pay lip service to the Bard's plots, but end up with quite different climaxes.A novella, Chasing Dreams , was nominated for a Nebula award by the Science Fiction Writers of America. Boggerts Blue features one of my favorite characters, Burga the Warrior Chef. Burga is on a quest for more recipes and to rescue a kidnapped princess. The Big Bang is a tale of magic, both white and black. Mixing both types is mostly a fatal mistake. The Queen's Hero is a fantasy quest concerning a young knight, Knuben, who eager to earn a reputation and three beautiful princesses with a bet on who can bed him first.In Inter-racial Musical Playoffs we witness a band competition with various fantasy races competing for the award while nasty wizards try to influence the outcome.Finally, in Tactical Surprise we see a dwarf general famous for winning wars with mostly non-violent battles. This time, he's also fighting a female dwarf who he has long and secretly admired. Tales From Gundarland was awarded a bronze medal by Readers' Favorite and EPIC short-listed it for best anthology of the year.

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Tales From Gundarland: Fantasy adventures filled with humor

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Tales From Gundarland: Fantasy adventures filled with humor - Kindle edition by Quense, Hank. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Tales From Gundarland: Fantasy adventures filled with humor.

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Falstaff's Big Gamble: A fantasy adventure to get Shakespeare spinning in his grave (Gundarland Stories Book 2)

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Falstaff's Big Gamble: A fantasy adventure to get Shakespeare spinning in his grave (Gundarland Stories Book 2) - Kindle edition by Quense, Hank. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets.

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All the books are available on Amazon