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On the 26th of December I will react to your confessions on stream! WITH A SPECIAL GUEST 🤫

You can share embarrassing stories, confessions, or literally anything as long as it doesn't break twitch tos. >:p

Please keep your posts in BLACK 🤍

(i heard your chances of scoring maidens increases when you include your twitch name wink wink)

thank yewwwwwwwwww,

looking forward to just look and not judge. 🥳

happy holidays 🎅🏻

ps. wil update later

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I have to confess something

this is what I wasnt supposed to intend

but here I go..

I gets obsessive with Stuff from Anime and like Its RLLY embarrassing I'm like getting flustered And it's soo.. Weird

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This story happened a couple years back and it's still haunting me dude. My younger brother used to play football/soccer at the playground near our house with his friends. I was a pretty good player back then I could do almost everything, whether it was goalkeeping, attacking, defending sometimes even a ref lmao. Of course I knew the fact that I was better then most of the people that played there and I was a little cocky about it as well I'll admit.

One day my brother comes home, tells me there are 2 new kids at the playground and they're also quite good at football, he told me that they might even be better then me. I didn't bother that much and 2-3 days later when I went to the playground to play. One of those 2 kids approached me. he was being nice and respectful and then he says "your brother told me you're an amazing football player. do you wanna have a 1v1? Your brother bragged a lot about you" stuff like that. My dumbass was acting hard and tough y'know like "oh you'd lose It's not even gonna be close" blah blah all that stuff. I told him to bring the other kid with him, I'll take them both 2v1.

Yeah so I lost horrendously Ion even wanna share the score man. I lost so bad, I didn't touch, dare I say even look at a football for 5-7 months after that incident. I started hating football. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Also another one I'd like to add. Meruem is not hot rei. I voted yes that day because I felt bad

XD

Regards,

HoodedHades

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Forgive me squiiishhh for I have sinned,

Last summer I was at a friends house for a BBQ and had a lot to drink. (too quickly and on an empty stomach)

I felt this urge to throw up but knew I wouldn’t make it inside in time, thinking fast I decided to throw up in a pot I found.

The pot was full of dust so I emptied it out into the rubbish bin thinking nothing of it and threw up in the pot when no one was around.

A few weeks later that same friend rang me to say that he was going to spread his mum’s ashes, and would I go with him.

When we got to the spot to spread the ashes he opened the lid and it was empty, and I recognised the urn, it was the pot i had thrown up in at the BBQ. I emptied his mum’s ashes into the bin so i could throw up

To this day he has no idea what happened and I feel awful about it, but I know i can’t say anything about it to him.

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So this was during college and I was managing a few events at the same time. One of the events was a joint event between my club and the Fire station in near the college. One of the parts I was preparing was the CPR demonstration and I had 2 life size dummies with me.

To make it more interesting and not boring I decided to dress the dummies up with some clothing and wigs. All the money used will be paid back by the college so I thought why not. So I dress them up as a guy and girl respectively.

During the walk back I had to take a piss and decided to bring the dummies with me into the bathroom cause I didn't want them to get stolen. (The fear is valid cause at the dorms more heinous things have been stolen or found)

So after I took a piss and put the dummies in the hall the firefighters will use. I went back to the dorms to find out the entire female and male dormitories are on lockdown cause there was a sighting or 2 guys bringing a girl into a bathroom.

Take note this was 1 week before finals as well, when the students would be crunching in their studies. Till this day I never told anyone I was the reason that the dorms would be locked down for 3 days and even caused the wardens to work overtime :D

By Noxis

(ps, I probably caused a few students to fail their exams now that I think about it)

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I was at a KTV place with one other friend of mine and we just had ice cream before heading inside. I, however, am lactose intolerant. Thankfully, I didn't have to poop (yet?), but I did have to pass gas... multiple times.

My friend was the sweetest and didn't bring it up though, although I KNEW she smelt it bc she had to stop singing to take a breather for a bit, and lowkey covered her nose with her hand.

It was sooo smelly but the kind where it's tolerable if it's your own fart, if that makes sense? And so I was just trying not to laugh at the whole thing with my friend singing and still not showing how much it bothered her. It made it so much more hilarious because it obviously really did.

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i was spending my summer vacation far from home at my aunt's, i had the bright idea to touch grass, so i went to town, in my way i see an old lady walking towards me, she looked lost so i asked if she needed directions (wtf you know about directions gord its your first time there ), she didn't answer me, rather she grabed my hand tightly and kept saying "my husbend, my husbend" i got confused but had an understanding that she was demented, i asked about her house to take her there, she didn't say anything about it but i felt like she was trying to drag me, so i followed her through town, people kept hearing her say i was her husbend and they just start gossiping, but i didn't care about them, after like half an hour i had enough and just took her to the police station, they knew who she was and took her to her home, what about me ? well im considered a hagmaxxer now in that town, i never went there again

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Hi i’m squiiishhh from another timeline here to confess that all squiiishhhs love to eat mold.

It tastes so good and i don’t want to hide my love for mold anymore i’ve been lying to chat about it.

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You know how sometimes there are just furniture that are fragile and rickety? so yeah, When I was still in Uni, I went into a local small cafe with my buddy and they had these sofas right? They were comfy to sit on and we were just chilling and yapping around. THEN, I got TOO relaxed, and i leaned on the sofa's arm right? Totally a normal thing right? turns out, it was hecka FRAGILE AND RICKETY. so when I leaned on it, it RIPPED with a loud sound. You could hear the crunch of that wood and tear of that wool, and with the speed of light, I pulled it back in and it kinda looked normal. The cafe staff wondered and they were looking around like "What was that?" and I was still holding on to it. and my buddy was laughing his lungs off and the staff didn't notice at the end. We left, I paid, and before i went out, I looked at the sofa at the door, and I saw the arm was freaking CROOKED, like it was slooowly increasing the crookedness.....I BOOK IT and never went back to that cafe again.

Funny thing is, a few months after that, it happened again somewhere else, and the staff noticed but they didn't asked for reimbursement, they had complicated faces but they didn't say anything and just gazed at me with pity, and this was a ROBUST sofa stuck to a wall, in my mind I was like "PLEAASE, Just ask me to pay for it, don't look at me like that! This is worse than before!".

-SexyLuckyguy98JW

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The most embarrassing moment I could remember

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The most embarrassing moment I could remember

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It was when I was at Grade 4 (I forgot how old I am idk why, but I forgot) I stole 1k to my dad's wallet and when people ask me how I have that much money as a Grade 4 student I just say I found it in the trash like other people say one person's trash is another person's treasure and when my dad found out that I stole that money from him the only reason I came up was It wasn't me the money I found was on the ground and for some miracle he believed it, then I tried to steal from him again he caught me red handed and acted like I was sleep walking but this time he didn't let that slide

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A few years ago I was out drinking with friends in London.

I had a habit of wandering off when drunk and promised himself he wouldn’t get too drunk to avoid doing it this time.

I cannot remember much from this day of drinking, but what he can remember is that he woke up in Brussels.

I had to make some awkward phone calls to explain where he disappeared to but ended up making the most of the unplanned journey and explored Brussels the day after and flew home the next night.

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So this was during college, I was staying at a rental house with 6 other of my friends. We were chilling at night and one of them decided to make a tiktok cause its rare for all 7 of us to go out together.

So the tiktok was to basically say something embarrassing the person once experience or did. The first of my friend got "Suspect constantly gets touch at night"

Fast forward to 3 days later, the tiktok blew up, it got like 800K views and soon the higher ups of the college came and asked my friend if his okay and does he need to see a therapist.

During his part-time job as a taxi driver or during lectures, he would get stopped by people saying "Hey your the guy that got touched at night right" and his taxi got the nickname "touch me taxi". This treatment went on TILL NOW. He is now forever known as touch me taxi driver.

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it was during a holiday, thats when my gramma visites so my family does like a little party for her, at that time i was with my cousin in my room playing games and goofing around, when sudenly my cousin stood up... and his pants fell down, at THE SAME TIME my brother entered the room telling us to go greet gramma, i quickly threw a pillow and a small blanket to him, he covered himself, now all we had to do was wait for my brother to go, he didn't... he stood there waiting for us to move, at this point i kinda gave up on my cousin and stood up, thats when i got the idea to act like an idiot and distract my brother (it worked, trust ), cousin started moving while dragging both the pillow and the blanket, and i kept clowning while covering his naked cheeks from behind (AYO >. >) we got out of the room without my brother following us(we all know why) my cousin threw the pillow and blanket, and as he was pulling his pants up (ah shit) my gramma was watching.... and for the full duration of the holiday, my gramma though we were gay and were experimenting on each other .....-this story was brought to you by "Ayo Sus Wtf" GORD >. >

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for some contexte i walk about 2 miles to get to my uni from the bus stop, so my legs get tired often, on that day i finished my classes very late, so i had to run to catch the last bus, i got in but had to stand with some other people as it was full (gord this is getting long), my legs were so tired they were shaking, i couldent stand properly, all of a suden, the bus hits the brakes(oh boy), as i was falling, i try to hold on to a seat for balance, the seat breaks.... and my hand went through somebody's face, the rest of my body hits an old man standing next to me, he then crashes against two high school girls.... who then crashs against a lady holding some grosserys , they all fell hard to the ground, and for 2 hours of travel every single passenger looked at me like i was the spawn of satan, all i could do was close my eyes and apologize (thankfully the guy i punched on accident forgave me and didn't get mad about it... cant say the same for the old man and the two girls... and the lady.... and the other passengers)

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Once upon a time there was a 10 year old kid called Ranako, Ranako was kind of a pervert back then... He still is.

One day a gust of wind blew his classmates skirt and Ranako got the alone front row seat to the beautiful view, she looked back at Ranako and she knew that Ranako saw that. She dragged Ranako in a empty class room and told him to not tell any of his friends what he saw coz Ranako was kind of a little bitch back then who was notorious for not being able to keep a damn secret, Ranako said "nuh uh gimme something in return" so she gave Ranako a hersheys bar and a kiss in the cheeks and Ranako kept his mouth shut for 8 darn years, but today ranako broke his promise today, please rei forgive me for I have sinned.

"what colour was it?" chat may ask. I'm not gonna tell you. Coz I may be a pervert, but Im a pervert with class ☕🎩

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A couple of days ago, Me and My Family were eating at a resto near our hotel. My mom doesn't know japanese dining traditions and she does the worst possible thing. She wasn't paying any attention and the glass bottle flew of the table and almost broke. Luckly japanese glass bottles are able to witstand it and it didn't break. I had to apologize in japanese so much to the staff because it was morning and they looked tired. After that I suggested not to dine there anymore.

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Okak so here it goes, so a few months back like 4-5 months ago, while I was scrolling through twitch I saw a beautiful,cute ,yet chaotic vtuber, she was playing Elden ring when I joined, her chaotic yet compy stream Hooke me like a rat to cheese, A dog to cat. So soon I was watching her stream day after day after, but I wasn't able to once joined her stream from start so I one day decided to try and join her stream form start and so I was able to than there's i know the dark side of that one vtuber called Rei aka Squiiishiii she wasn't the one who i thought she was, she was like a freak but for food, she was going on and on about food for hours, I was shocked but I thought it was maybe only that particular stream but o boy I was wrong every stream I was on she would talk about food for hours I was so shocked how she can talk about food for hours, but she can't cook a pizza xdx , dame women smh, btw love you rei and your yapping be it be food or whatever, truly a yapping queen.Also next cooking stream when.

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when i was little my parents got me a nintendo and I got pokemon on it, i dont remember which one. the first time i play it i name my starter pokemon 'sex'. i then panic because i dont know how to change it and end up hiding it somewhere in my garden and never touching it again. ive moved house and i wouldnt be surprised if it's still there to this day

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Once upon a time, I got invited to drink at a bar by my friend for the first time in a while. When I got there, they had invited their other friends as well since it was their farewell party (for work overseas). After eating, drinking, and chatting for some hours, I had to leave for another plan (to play games with my friends). One girl of the group that I was chatting in, offered to give me a ride home since I took an uber to the bar. I accepted despite her living an hour away while I only lived 10 minutes away.

On our way to my place, we chatted and laughed a lot as if we had known each other for years. As we pulled up to our parking lot, she asked me if she could park anywhere, and I replied, "oh no, my condo is at the entrance, so you can just make a U-turn out".

After she made her U-turn, she gave me a hug, dropped me off, and left.

Years later, I still think about this and realize how dense I am and how I just missed my chance and only got a hug, not even a number, due to my dense brain.

Unlucky, go next.

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When I was at Grade 8 (2rd year high school) we sometimes regularly skip class and go to computer shop, one time we hid our bags near the computer shop they put their bag first then I put mine BEHIND theirs now keep in mind my bag is behind theirs and their bag is at the top of mine so when we finish our time in the computer shop and go back to collect our bags to go home we found that their bag is full of shit literally luckily mine isn't because mine is under theirs.

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So, one time when my cousins, brother, and I were going home because my guardian's burial was in another place, we went to the station to get on the train. But what happened was, they detected something in my bag, I forgot to leave it at home and so I got panicked. We passed through since everything was going nowhere and the line was piling up. I stored the MRT card in the wallet where the said item is. Once we arrive at the station, you need that card to get out since it's a one-time use only. But then I forgot where I put that card. I asked the guard if I could go out since I lost my card, I told him that I needed to use the restroom since my stomach was in bad condition, even though it was not. Now I just wish they forgotten my face when that happened on that time.

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Sometimes, you do what you must. My oldest daughter (12) is part of an esports club at her school where they play super smash bros. When we practice at home and do 1v1s, whenever she ever knocks me off the stage, I ensure my character can't make it back to the platform, so she wins more often than not. She has no clue, but seeing the smile on her face when she wins is worth it every time.

-Ivory

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I am the eldest son of my family currently 23... and I wanna confess that I may have a weird thing for older sisters... specifically any woman who are at least one year older than me with 3 years older at a max.... Idk how this became a thing, I just thought that idea of a Ara Ara Onee-san type of anime character was so hawt... that it leaked into IRL preferences... don't get me wrong, I sure most guys like the idea of being loved by an older woman... that or It's just my weird ass fantasies of having an older sister because as the eldest son... Having an older sibling is just something I can only imagine...

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I boogered my workplace when no one was around

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I boogered my workplace when no one was around

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My nose was very irritated that day and kept flowing non-stop

So when no one was around i boogered my workplace

As soon as i did 3 people walked right in behind me and i pretended to do some work before dashing out.

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there i was going downstairs for a nice cuppa then i went to try the milk to check if its mouldy and then IT WAS IT WAS SO DISGUSTING I SPAT IT OUT

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I found rei's stream.

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I remember when I was in 2nd grade I really needed to poop but we were doing something in school so I couldn't get out...

I couldn't hold it in anymore and so I was just slowly letting it out until it was all over my ass and it was smelling in the entire classroom. Everyone was looking near me and I had to act like I was confused with the smell

too, saying who farted when I was the one who had poop in my shorts...

I don't remember how I cleaned it up...

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Never let your girlfriend stop you from finding your wife

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Never let your girlfriend stop you from finding your wife

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I'm obsessed with my ex and am desperately waiting for her to unblock me so I can try to get my wifey back. I moved right after we broke up and I've tried dating other people but nobody makes me feel the way she did. She occasionally unblocks me and we talk for a few weeks but this time it's been like a month so I moved back to the city right beside hers and am waiting to bump into her again and get my wife back. She's all I can think about and my family is getting tired of hearing me talk about her. <3

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While I was in college and also going through training to become an Army officer, I had to set up a navigation training event for a bunch of our new trainees. So myself and two other officers went through all the trouble to rent out a piece of land at the nature preserve and set up a course so that the new trainees could learn how to use their maps and compasses. In order to pass, they would need to find 3 out of 5 locations without using GPS.

The day the three of us went to set up the course, we found out that James, the person in charge of setting up the signs for the locations, didn't actually talk to the people at the nature preserve and get normal signs to put up. Instead, he had a can of spray paint and said "don't worry, it'll be fine." So we went out into the forest and set up the course, spray-painting the points directly onto the tree without even thinking this could be a problem. The trainees went through the course, and the event went successfully

The next day I received a summon from my Lieutenant Colonel, telling me I had to report to the office immediately to clear up a dispute. I arrive, check in, salute, etc, and the other two people I worked with were also there. Our colonel is on the phone with the manager of the nature preserve. He tells us that someone went through the forest and spray-painted trees instead of using the proper signs, and this is a huge problem because this KILLS THE TREES, some of which are HUNDREDS OF YEARS OLD. Oh God. So in my mind, I'm screaming, ready to receive either a huge fine or, worse, dismissal. The three of us all exchange guilty looks as we wait for the manager of the nature preserve to continue talking.

"So, we know you were out in the forest yesterday doing training. We think a group of Boy Scouts of America may have tried to set up a training course without asking permission. Did you see anyone out in the woods while you were training?" What?

Without skipping a beat, James, the guy who caused all this in the first place, replies "ACTUALLY SIR, WE SAW A FEW SCOUTS OUT IN THE WOODS YESTERDAY BUT WE DIDN'T THINK ANYTHING OF IT AT THE TIME. NEXT TIME WE'LL REPORT THAT."

"Great, thank you for your help." The nature preserve manager finishes the call.

We never admitted what we did. To this day there's probably a group of 12 year olds out there still banned from going to that nature preserve who have no clue what happened. - Boston squiii4Kewkcry

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We were supposed to play basketball after the exams are finished. I had a bad feeling walking through shady streets on the way to this court. We arrived and boy I was disappointed suddenly the feeling was stronger than ever. I bounce immediately but the feeling was still lurking. Took a peddy cab out, then the bad feeling arrived. Disclaimer I really tried to stop it but unfortunately it was never an option. I HAD TO GO I EVEN TOLD THE Driver to go FASTER but the road was so BUMPY. My stop arrived but it was not done I had to sit let it all out and continue my trip HOME. My quick witted sister ask me the moment I arrived "DID YOU SHIT YOURSELF?"

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Our special tradition when my family or my mom's closest friends is whenever I always go to the bathroom to go take a piss or whatnot, at least one person accidentally barges in thinking that the bathroom is vacant, and they'll see my... yeah.

One time a relative barged in while I was in the bathroom and once he went out, he shouted through the living room and said: "Hey, his d*** is small." I WAS LIKE WHAT??????????????????????????

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I was playing football with my friends back when I was 2nd, 3rd grade, at a clubhouse, and we were in like a very enclosed space so there was a roof over our heads. I kicked the ball so hard I ended up BREAKING THE F**KING ROOF. Staff came to check it and people never knew that I did it...

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If youre lonely join us in twitch.tv/squiiishhh

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If youre lonely join us in twitch.tv/squiiishhh

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We Have Criminals, FUMBLERS, and SHITHEADS. A small amount of Wholesome people but mostly Fumblers and Poopers and the LEADER is a equally insane

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Im subscribed to an EGGPLANT whos down bad horrendous to a ELDING RING BOSS and SCHIZO cause she SEISO

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When I was a child like 6 or 7, I didn't know anything about adult stuff. My older brother taught me about being an adult in a bad way. Just like in the prison, yes... So, this is the start of me being a pervert. I'm not gay or into the same gender. When I got older a bit, I watch some videos secretly. When I got into high school, I kept secret on being a perverted son of a person. Because of that, little by little, my taste changed from real life to animated. Now, I'm still the same but I don't do anything that is a crime like sexual harassment and so on. I have no interest in real life because of it.

By a secret person which I don't want to say my name.

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I'm sorry Rei, I know you have a youtube channel and everything, but for some reason I keep forgetting and I find myself pleasantly surprised whenever I see the link to it! You have a new song cover? I didn't knew that! click You have a new edited video? click You're so cool Rei! wowers! This is awesome!

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This one time when I was younger I was invited to this girl’s place not knowing we’d be alone and I was honestly just excited to hang out with her and get to know her. We were talking about “what kinda clothes she should bring” when she comes to stay over, I told her “whatever is most comfortable” she then proceeded to show me options of what underwear she had for the night and asked me “ which ones should she wear now and which ones I’d want to see on later” once again I said “Whatever makes you comfortable, my favorite is black or red but it’s your choice” she then proceeded to strip and try on the black and red one after the other a couple times and saying “which one now which one later” I was so oblivious I just said black now red later I guess not knowing it all had meaning. Later on that night when she was staying over she sighed grabbed me by the shirt and kissed me and asked “do you even like me” I said “I really do” “she then asked “why didn’t you try anything before then” I told her “I didn’t think she saw me like that” she then responded “you’re so damn dense” I ended up seeing the red ones after that

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This happened like 3-4 years back. I have a bike :D

One time I was just y'know riding around town going about my day, just living life. A truck almost hits me while I'm on my bike, It was my reflexes that saved me that day. Like every person I was furious I started chasing the guy. I was yelling at him, telling him to pull over. Eventually he did, and he took his sweet time getting out of the truck. I was yelling at him telling him to come out and just mad ig. There were people watching, we had a little crowd. Soon after, The guy in the truck. Legit im not lying, comes out, in his hand a machete idk where he pulled that shit out of. Buddy wanted to end me one way or another XD

I stood my ground that day but boy was I scared and it was quite embarrassing how quick I shut my mouth when I saw the machete, everyone in the crowd saw that. People from the crowd came forward, calmed the situation and everyone went home.

I also have some which I'm taking to my grave hell naw im confessing here

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I remember when I was on the train coming back from a hang out, and I saw this one girl sitting across from where I was sitting. She was very cute, wavy hair down to her shoulders, cute bangs (and isn't named rei), we exchanged eye contact and INSTANTLY looked away once our eyes met. She kept bobbing up and down trying to nap on the train (cause it was kinda late).

I never gotten her phone number because I was too shy.

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Here i am again exposing myself for content

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Here i am again exposing myself for content

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So i have a very close friend who recently welcomed his first child with his partner.

His partner and I have a complicated and toxic history spanning back to us being kids, and had a short term thing before they got together.

Judging by the timeline there is a chance (the mum isnt sure herself) that my close friends kid (that i was made the godfather of) is actually a babyberto.

Thankfully she agrees that doing a dna test to see would only upset my close friend who doesn’t like that we have history but truly loves her.

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I always ended up liking someones maiden, and causing to break up that couple and then refusing to entertain the said maiden cuz she broke up with the guy just to be with me

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His everyone Noxis here, I will tell about my fumble story.

So during college I was the batch leader for my course and I was constantly bombarded with new stuff to do from Lecturers and students. From questions to events to planning trips to several states.

So obviously I was stressed as hell, some of my classmates noticed this and two of them, lets call em Fiya and Fina. They are twins who are my batch mates and we have known each other since first semester.

So after seeing me stress they invited me to go out and get away from everything. Me being the friend that known them for long was surprised cause they rarely go out in the first place but I agreed anyways.

So on saturday we rented a car till sunday and went out just the 3 of us. We spent time together and enjoyed our time very much. Night time came and we planned to spend the night in the car by the beach.

They invited me to the back seats and I sat between them. They told me they had so much fun today and asked me I quote "Your so stress from everything, I think we can all think of something to release the stress". Me being the fucking dumbass I am instantly said "yea sleeping sounds wonderful right now" before just blacking out

Next morning its just me waking up with both of them by my sides. It wasnt after 2 weeks afterwards that I randomly thought about it while showering and genuinely scream in the dorm showers.

Noxis the Dumbass

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I joined this one circle of friends, but they have this one particular friend who receives everyone's hate from the group, but she still thinks they are being friends and here comes me the guy who has no filter I introduced my name and started bantering with the girl they hated we we're laughing but I guess they took it like an opportunity to just cut her off they bombarded her with insults I felt bad cuz for me I was just bantering...

life update: she's ok and she chill rn but the circle of friends is now broken

-Your one and only Glazor

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When I was in college, I had a huge dinner with some friends to celebrate the end of exams. Afterwards, I went with some other friends to a party and ran into some classmates, one of who I was really into at the time. I was really awkward at the time so I drank a lot to work up the courage to talk to her. It was actually going decent and our group decided to go to McDonalds. On the way there I half-joking invited her over to my place, and she laughed and was down but she wanted McDonalds first.

When we got our food and I sat down at the table across from her. She ordered a massive amount of food, like probably 3 combos worth of food, and I ordered fries. She started going to town on the food, but the moment I took one bite of a fry, all the food and alcohol I consumed that night immediately came back up. I legit ruined not only all the food on the table, but also both our clothes. The next thing I could remember I was being walked out of the McDonalds by a cop and I woke up in my bed.

The next day I tried messaging her to apologize but she had blocked me. I messaged a mutual friend to apologize and I offered to pay to replace any of her stuff and I was told that she wasn't really angry about it but she was so grossed out that she didn't want to talk to me again. Also that McDonalds was the only one in town and I got banned for the rest of my college program.

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When I was still in highschool right, we were all gathered in the sports field and were just waiting and talking with friend and shiz. Suddenly I just saw this girl all alone and waiting for her friends. we were in diff class and we only know each other like barely. I know her cause I once saw her and she knows me like through rumors and stuff. while she was just standing there, defenseless, I was like......Let me spook her. So I did. I spooked her from behind, she screamed a bit and turned around with a pissed of face until she saw my face. That was the first time I saw someone's face do a full 180 from Anger to Confusion and it was hilarious. I just gave her a smug and left. She was stunned and confused but I think she smiled a bit....I think. never interacted with her again. what a nice memory~

-SexierLuckyguy98jw

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so once i was drunk and i entered twitch to calm down but i was kinda off set and spent 1500$ on one vtuber...🤣

-CaTaMeower2810

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It was just a chill day and I went to the mall with the homies. We were all just walking around and decided to go down the lift right? It wasn't crowded but there was like these ladies, old man, and other people. we were at the edge of the lift and this was like a glass lift so we could see everyone at the mall. and then, my homies were like "HEY GUYS, LOOK THERE'S A LOLI!" and my mind just went blank, like what the actual fuck did this dude just say in public. Homie 2 was like "OH YEAH THAT IS A LOLI" and Homie 3 was like "LOOK LUCKY, A LOLI! YOU'RE FAVORITE!". I just said "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SAYING???".....the worst part is they were pointing and it was a like a "quite" young girl and everyone could see who they were pointing....needless to say it was the longest lift ride of my life, with the homies being absorbed and just saying shit like scientists "That's a loli right?" "Yeah that's a loli" "Very loli" and some of the people looking at me and giggling holding their laughs.

-UnluckyLuckyguy98jw

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From the title, yes it is. I'm a swiftie, but this friend of mine is also a swiftie. This confession is all about my feelings towards this friend of mine.

Ps. don't judge my grammar

Hi, I'm Hikhok! I'm in my mid 20s. Currently working, I'm independent man and I have no partner nor kids. So this story is all about my friend which let's hide and the alias "Nics" and she's in her early 20. I met last May. I already subscribed to her twitch but I purposely unfollowed her to notice me and yes it worked. We build some connections and with other people until we already did a meet up with friends. She's my first twitch streamer friend, until one time I started to miss her because she's busy with her OJT and I just got an offer to become an apprentice for HR Generalist role also I become a top performer with a whopping incentives of 20K, so I purposely invited our friends to eat outside in Shakey's to celebrate her completion in her OJT. While we eat I become so happy because I saw her again, that time I'm about to confess to her that I have feelings for her because during the time I'm missing her is literally she's the only person that I can think off. So when I'm about to confess, she surprised me with a confession... So she already answered our friend who flirts her. The dude is almost early 30s already and unemployed. So I supported her because I like her and the dude, I help him to get a job, give him everything that I can give like advice, seminar and prospects. But still for 6 months, still wasn't able to land a job. But despite that I still help him, also encourage him so he can land job for Nics.

In the other hand, Nics stopped mentioning him to me and she also said that I been ghosting her for more than a month because I become busy. In that time I become sad and it comes to my mind that I need to level up my game plan.

I know there are someone but I know he don't deserve Nics. So I'm actually planning to steal her from the dude. I know it sounds crazy and like a typical guy but I can't bear that she always sacrifice things for that dude that only giving less effort for her.

Di pa sila kasal, kaya pwede ko pang agawin.

Kaya, I'm very guilty that I like her and it will be a sin if I steal Nics from that dude.

That's why I'm planning to invite her next year to Baguio. I have planned everything, nothing will stop me. I'm really sorry for the dude. Despite we're friends, but you deserve her and I know that I can treat her better than you can.

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I want to become a vTuber. The main reason I desire to be one is because I want my vTuber oshis to know that they are important and significant than they think. I won't be mentioning some things so i'll be vauge as possible.

My kami-oshi doesn't have much self esteem after the agency she used to be part of took it from her and my other oshi gotten their reputation ruined because of the very same agency that caused her so much pain and suffering that she tried to take her own life. Even though her reputation is slowly mending and her name is cleared thanks to certain bounty hunter free bird, the scars that remain on her run deeper than I thought.

If i could become a vTuber and become famous, i could collaborate with them and let them know how significant they are in vTubing industry and that they are most important to me and everyone who loves them.

However, it's not going well because gaming PC's, vTuber model concept art commissions and Live2D (rigging) commissions are very expensive and it's will take me very long time to save the money i need so i could afford to become a vTuber. I pray that i don't become vTuber by the time any of my oshis already graduated.

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During high school my friend group used to pick on each other but this one time someone took it way too far with me about something I confided with them in. I then said “your gonna say you’re sorry or regret it” he didn’t say sorry so I then proceeded to go to his house every day and ask his mom what things around the house needed to be worked on or fixed so I could spend time there without suspicion and proceeded to fix things around the house while getting to know his mom and ask her questions about herself and dreams with my casual flirt followed by her “ohh stoppp ittt” and this went on for 4 months. until one day she didn’t say “oh stop” and she just kept saying something along the lines of “oh really now?” or “I’d like to see that” until she called me for help in another room kinda panicked sounding so I rushed and as soon as I walk in she dropped her robe and was wearing the most succubus like lingerie I’ve ever seen and said “since you’re good with your hands you think you can help me with this?” And proceeded to bend over and pose provocatively and yes chat yes I did. she was literally a Pixar mom, and I said he’d regret it. It became our new thing at least once a week until he asked “why are you always at my house?” I then said infront of the whole group I’m helping your mom by building a deck while she services my deck. I told you you’d regret not saying sorry” the look of mortification on his face was my sweet sweet revenge

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Confession of how one of my relationships really ended

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Confession of how one of my relationships really ended

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Hey guess who I am after the story, I dated someone for 2 months but that girl was the ideal girl and apparently my bff also liked her. We always played long hours of valorant and always stayed on call to talk to each other. Then she and my bff had a argument just as friends, What I did to try and be there for her and I was her saving grace, to a point that they made and stayed friends. at some point I noticed that what I did was a mistake because I kept on seeing her on her phone and him on his phone at the same time, of course I didn't want to over think but what else could it be right? After a month after my "BFF" got our friends to turn on me and back stab me to the point I imploded and opted to end my relationship with her. It was another mistake that led her to say that "I thought you were different". After that I just played valorant to reach my dream to go pro but I forgot to take care of myself and got wrists injuries. PS. this is already 2 years ago and I am already happy KEKW

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OKAY AFTER MUCH REQUEST HERES FOLLOW UP, NOX IS HERE AGAIN

So continuing on, after I realize my fumble during the shower I had a breakdown within my room to the point my room mates thought I finally went crazy from all the work I had to do. I asked Danny, the only bastard in that room whose taken on how to flirt or talk to woman in a more romantic way. His advice was useful obviously considering theres a follow up

So for 3 months I was basically treating them sometimes to sweet stuff like ice cream or anything sweet stuff cause they have a sweet tooth but the way they were raised were strict. This was basically my way of "forgiveness" to them. I didn't say it explicitly of course that this was my way of saying sorry for fumbling but I have a good feeling they knew what I was doing.

The latter 3 months was spent with me planning a new trip to do, this one was the trip I planned to get the W. It took me a week alone to find the right time to ask them out together. It was after a hard quiz that I decided to invite them "Hey guys, at this rate I feel like I'll die from studying all the time. Wanna go on a trip like last time?"

They looked at each other for a few seconds before telling me they would love to go out again. So afterwards I made sure everything was gonna go well, no bloody last minute events, no random lecturer or student calling or asking for me and etc. I even rented a more comfortable car for us.

So on the day of the trip, another saturday we all went to another state for this trip. It didn't have any beaches BUT it had alot of entertainment for them cause as I said before they grew up strict and don't have much experience of other places.

The trip went well with a small snag at the end. One of the tires blew out but thankfully it had a spare in the trunk. At the end of the trip we parked at a lakeside park. They turned to me and asked "Wanna sleep like last time?" and I shit you not I swear I saw a glint in their eyes "Sleep sounds nice but I wanna do something more physical, I lost out last time after all" was my reply. I thought I fumbled again but somehow someway I manage to get the W that night before falling asleep with both of them though this time with a major W

(ps, we woke up at 11am during a sunday morning from how tired we were and barely manage to get back in time before the gates to the college were closed)

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thanks for all your submissions! i cant ready anymore after these LOL

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this was in JHS and I just hit puberty so I didn't know that I changed so much because I was a chubby kid back in middle school then I worked out in summer after summer then changed tremendously, she was a transferee and if I look at it know she was being open on how she liked me but I didn't want her, so I basically bullied her to the point she hated me and transfered out of the school. PS I hated myself for that because I was a dumb dbag that abused my looks.