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it has come to my attention that you are having an identity crisis about being gay, here, I am to help you. First, we start with your preferences. Men, or women? Men? Okay. That ticks off one box. Next, compressed shirts, or baggy shirts? Compressed? Sigh... okay. Okay, that ticks off three boxes.. Next, short hair, or long hair? Long hair..? Sighs once more Alright.. I got your results. You are definately, gay and british. That is just sad

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I AM NOT GAY. I AM NOT A MINION. I AM NOT TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I AM NOT GAY. I AM NOT A MINION. I AM NOT TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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In a world rich with diversity and myriad ways to express who we are, it’s not uncommon for people to face misunderstandings or playful accusations about their identity. However, sometimes it becomes important to set the record straight, especially when assumptions stray too far into realms of humor or exaggeration. Today, I aim to clear up three specific points: first, I am not gay; second, I am not a minion; and third, let’s clarify the context around "tits."

Not Gay: Understanding Orientation and Personal Identity

Sexual orientation is a deeply personal aspect of one’s identity, and it’s important to address assumptions with care. To begin with, I want to make it clear that I am not gay. Sexual orientation is not something that can be dictated by external opinions or playful speculation; it is based on an individual's internal feelings and attractions. In this case, my personal attraction is not toward the same sex, but to the opposite sex.

This clarification is not intended to suggest that being gay would be something negative or unwanted—on the contrary, it’s important to respect all forms of love and attraction. In modern society, we celebrate the diversity of human experience, and everyone should feel free to express their identity without fear of judgment. However, in this instance, my sexual orientation does not align with homosexuality, and I hope this clears up any confusion.

Not a Minion: Drawing the Line Between Fiction and Reality

Secondly, the playful idea that I am a minion must be laid to rest. Minions, as many know, are small, yellow, fictional characters from the Despicable Me franchise. They are characterized by their love of bananas, their goofy antics, and their often-unintelligible language. While it might be fun to imagine living in a world where minions exist, I must clarify: I am not one of them.

As much as I might appreciate their light-hearted humor or their unrelenting optimism, I am a fully autonomous human being with my own thoughts, emotions, and desires. I am not a small, animated assistant to a supervillain, nor do I wear overalls as a permanent fashion statement. This distinction between fiction and reality is crucial—though it’s fun to engage in whimsical comparisons, let’s not lose sight of who we really are.

Tits: Contextualizing the Conversation

Finally, we arrive at the somewhat more risqué topic of "tits." To be clear, the term "tits" is slang, often used to refer to breasts, but it is essential to address this word with the right level of respect and consideration. Bodies and the language we use to describe them can evoke powerful reactions, and it’s important to engage in conversations about anatomy with sensitivity.

If the mention of "tits" is part of a larger joke or a playful context, we can recognize that humor about the human body is common and, in some cases, harmless. However, it’s important to ensure that we treat all aspects of our physicality with respect, especially in public discourse. The human body, in all its forms, deserves dignity, and this extends to the language we use. Whether the mention is light-hearted or serious, the focus should remain on mutual respect.

Conclusion: Setting the Record Straight

In conclusion, let me reiterate three important points: I am not gay, I am not a minion, and I believe in treating discussions about bodies, including references to “tits,” with respect and sensitivity. Our identity is shaped by many things—our personal choices, our relationships, and the way we choose to present ourselves to the world. With that in mind, I hope this essay clears up any playful misconceptions and does so in a manner that respects the diversity of human experience.

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[Verse 4]
Hold up wait a minute
You think I’m just a toy?
Well you are just a boy
And your love is a decoy
I really think you need some help
Cause now I’m taken by myself
And I’m gonna give you a bunch of reasons why I lo-ove me
Reason number one - I’m super hot
Reason number two - you’re super not
Reason number three - I’m all I got and all I got is someone hot

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Boy check you’re resume
You want a background check okay
First name no, last name thanks
Wanna get with me you lost your place
You think you own everyone
I don’t belong to anyone
And all I gotta say is...

[Chorus 3]
I love me because I’m single
S-I-N-G-L-E love me
And hug me
And touch me
And, well, fuck you

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[Verse 2]
Boy, you think love is a game
And it drives me really insane
Well, I'm gonna give you a few more reasons
Why you should date me
Reason number four - I got cute brows
You don't see it? I don't know how
Reason number five - I got more personality than all your types
Walking down the street and I see a pretty fella
I said, "Hey can you be the Troy to my Gabriella?"

[Instrumental interlude: Video Text messages]
Ah

[Verse 3]
La, la, la love me
Your love is my drug can’t you see
I love you why don’t you love me
Invisible to everybody
I’m sick and tired of this shit
I just want a relationship
And all I gotta say is

[Chorus 2]
Please date me because I’m single
S-I-N-G-L-E love me
And hug me
And touch me
And, well, no

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[Verse 1]
Hush, hush, hush
Blush, blush, blush
You are now my big fat crush
I'm single as I can be
You're single, perfect for me
I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons
Why you should date me
Reason number one - I'm super hot
Reason number two - she's super not
Reason number three - I'm all you got
And all you got is someone hot

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Boy check my resume
You want a background check, okay
First name hot, and last name bitch
Wanna get with me? Now that's the sitch
You think I'm trash?
Hell no, I'm class and I got a big fat ass
And all I gotta say is...

[Chorus 1]
Please date me because I'm single
S-I-N-G-L-E, love me
And hug me, and touch me
And, well, f--k me

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that is not ur girl u dont see that shes cant care? She is become a badass as btich

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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i am here to confess that i am gay

#DONTGETAWAYDONTGETAWAYIMGPNNAMAKEIMTHEONE