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The department of labor makes and regulates the federal labor laws. They guarantee workers' rights to have a safe and a healthy workplace.

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The Department of Agriculture works with farmers to ensure the success of their yields, and provides resources to bolster their efficiency and profits.

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The Department of commerce works on promoting jobs and economic growth. They give reports so that there is awareness of commerce within the federal government.

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The department of energy manages the nations nuclear energy and they administer the country's energy consumption. They also manage the infrastructure of the energy grid of the US.

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The defense department deals with national security and everything relating to war and arms and military. It includes Navy, Army, Marines, etc.

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The DoE is responsible for maintaining policies related to educations and improving the education system.

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Provide a 2-3 sentence description of the function(s) of this Cabinet department. The description should be in your own words and not copied directly from the internet!

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Provide a 2-3 sentence justification for why your group has chosen to nominate this character for this Cabinet department.

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Advises with how money is handled in the United States both internally and externally. Enforces federal finance and tax laws. They also investigate financial matters

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Doctor Otto Octavius invented both nuclear fission AND nearly perfected human prostheses. He did go a little cuckoo near the end of Spider-Man 2 but he had his redemption arc so it's alright. He's a genius of all geniuses in his field.

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This department deals with federal law and actually enforcing it. They also deal with the administration of justice in the United States.

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This department has jurisdiction over customs, borders, immigration enforcement, emergency responses to natural and manmade disasters, antiterrorism, and cybersecurity.

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The Department of the Interior oversees national parks and wildlife sanctuaries. They also protect the culture of Native Americans and protect the environment.

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Judge Judy is the perfect person for this Cabinet department because she is already a judge. She apparently is very smart, with her saying, "On your BEST day, you're not as smart as I am on my WORST day", so she is very smart and capable to execute laws.

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Gaze upon his beautiful shiny head. His third eyebrow, just out of line. Eyes bulging out of his head. Those supple red lips. Look at him and tell me he's not a good fit for Head of Education. In this world of shortening attention spans, mental illnesses, and rising suicide rates, what do we need? That's right. Child abuse

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This department mostly deals with with transportation, if you couldn't guess. They serve the Americans and their economy through safe and efficient movement.

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Kim Dokja has access to the future through a webnovel. He also has protected his friends from certain death ALL 551 chapters. He always thinks outside the box and wins every battle. He literally WON the apocalypse war. He is OP.

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They help with every American citizens health and how they are treated. They were created to protect the health of America people and providing essential human services.

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They deal with foreign affairs and the relations between countries. They deal with anything relating to treaties and the relations we have between the various countries.

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Mr. Krabs has been able to manage his money in extremely difficult situations and is ready to sacrifice anything (The quote in the image references this) to make sure that his pockets keep running, showing how he would be very beneficial while running the American Treasury Department Cabinet

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This department helps with the healthcare of veterans who have previously served in the military. They provide lifelong healthcare services to the eligible veterans.

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Department of Housing and Urban Development

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Department of Housing and Urban Development

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This department is in charge of the federal housing and urban development laws. They are in charge of programs that address America's housing needs.

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Light Yagami will create a perfect world, and he will be the god of it. What better way to do that than to protect the very earth he has crafted with his own two hands. He will care for all the wildlife and national parks because he loves the earth.

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Gump running across America 4 times over. He clearly inspires hope for people of all varieties and backgrounds.

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Forrest Gump served in the Vietnam and received a Medal of Honor. Later, he went on to protest the Vietnam War with resounding support of the people. He knows more than anyone else the horrors of war. We need someone who can empathize with our retired soldiers to lead the Department of Veteran Affairs.

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He speaks all tongues. All languages. He knows what pain truly is. He knows how to threaten. How to blackmail. He knows your weaknesses. He will keep the peace.

Duolingo is a people person and communicator. He will know how to mediate and help agreements settle.

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He likes trains. He tests trains and their safety by constantly getting hit by one. He is the tester. He is immortal.

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Randy Marsh, from south park, is the perfect candidate for this Cabinet department because he had a huge company in selling weed. His company ensured that his workers were safe and fairly compensated... mostly. With the department of labor, they need to make sure that workers are safe and happy, Randy gave his employees elicit substances so they would be perfectly safe and happy.

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Scrooge McDuck is a very smart duck and can manage money in a very extensively unrivaled way. He also knows how to make as much profit and that makes him very capable of knowing how to influence the American economy.

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He is the home. He builds the home. BOB THE BUILDER. He will help the ubrans develop with his epic machinery.

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Osama Bin Laden would make a great addition to the Department of Health and Human Services because he knows exactly what NOT to do. He knows how to violate every single human right, so if we just do the exact opposite of what he suggests, we will be completely fine.

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The Homeland Defence increases attack speed and pops by 100% for all Monkeys for 20 seconds.

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The Homeland Defense tower buffs all other monkeys by an insane amount- essentially quadrupling our military and information forces. The 0-3-0 upgrade path allows monkeys to pop all bloon types- including camo. I imagine in the real world this would be useful for catching spies in America. The ability doesn't even need to have towers in range- this implies a buff all around America, securing our dominance over our territory.

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Stranded on the planet Mars with no communication from Earth, his only hope of surviving was growing potatoes with Mars soil. The dude's a botanist and he grew plants on Mars with no help from anyone else. If he can do that, he's probably a good fit for America's DOA.