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How is everyone doing?

Regards, Em

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Im here to tell you to extend your car warranty

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Kindly, No.

Regards, Em

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We need to press you further about the warranty. If we dont hear back soon, I will have to extend it for you. Did you know many cars break down? Do you want to be stuck in some ditch?

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My car is called Emily and she is a 2002 Nissan Micra red. Starts up first time every time. my car is perfect.

Thank you for your concern,

Love, Ems

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We are glad to hear about your car which you have delightfully called "Emily" but what if Emily is unable to start one day? You must think about what COULD happen.

No love, Car Man Jimmy

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I really do appreciate your concern. You have no idea how pleasing it is to me that you are worried about my car. She is a beautiful car. I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that one day, unfortunately, she may fail me. When that day comes, I will be there to take care of her in her final hours. Cherish her. Love her. Until the end. Then she shall pass, peacefully, in her sleep.

Love, Emz

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I must say, loving an object in that way could be seriously damaging to your mind and also to your body. Maybe we could intrest you in some mental help rather then an extended warranty.

No love, Car man Jimmy

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I might be interested in this mental help after the loss of my car, which will happen in May. I have to say goodbye. I believe that I will be able to get over the pain with your help, nothing like a nice, sweet, compassionate car man to make my life better. Perhaps you can know Emily one day. Nissan micras are unbeatable cars. I am the mother of Nissan Micras.

So much love, Emz

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We regret to inform you but mentle help may not be able to help you in this situation. Along with this, we push all our customers to express themselves however they see fit, but trying to flirt with me may not be the best push forward. I do hope we can continue to work together in a large way soon.

No love at all, Car man Jimmy

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I believe you have mistaken my kind words for flirting. I'll have you know, not only am I a lesbian, I am also only interested in Lesbians who identify as nissan Micras. Unfortunately, you do not make the cut.

No thanks, Emz

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there is a red Nissan Micra in my driveway at home 

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there is a red Nissan Micra in my driveway at home 

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hello how are u all

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i like peeing with boner

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I believe I did take your words in a wrong way, I apologise. At this car Warranty we push for people to express themselves how they wish and we only look for the best from all our customers, but we must press you to extend the warranty on not just yourself but the car you so dearly love. Otherwise we will have to come over and remove it.

Best wishes,

Car man Jimmy, BMW masturbater

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THAT IS AN UGLY FUCKING NISSAN MICRA ONLY THE 2002 STYLE IS GOOD FUCK YOU

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THAT IS AN UGLY FUCKING NISSAN MICRA ONLY THE 2002 STYLE IS GOOD FUCK YOU

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but very true

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I invite you to try and take my car away. I would like to see you try. I will be standing aside ready with my nissan micra lovers army. you will never succeed. your life will go to ruin. your family and friends will hate you. Try it motherfucker.

Emz

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We will take this invitation greatfully and take away all the cars you own. It is not just myself. We have a large force of BMW maturbaters willing to kill you on the road, and may I remind you that I have a large Indian Army waiting to strike your cars at a moments notice. Choose your next words wisely, unless you want your beautiful car to survive.

Best wishes from the glorious Car Man Jimmy, who works at the BBC aswell

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Listen up car man jimmy and the jimmy army,

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Listen up car man jimmy and the jimmy army,

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I know damn well you and your freak friends cannot make it to my location to my car in your BMW's because BMW's r BAD. bad car . i see you drive i know you never indicate. i will fit my car with custom armour and hit you with it. not your car, but you. you will be flattened and splattened by nissan micras all across the country. there are TWO nissan micras down my home road. Good Luck to you sir .

Angry Thoughts, Emz

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I am a jerry a BMW masturbator our we will show you our (deep) love for the one true type of cars the BMW. Our masturbating lord jimmy WILL SHOW YOU WHAT TRUE GREATNESS IS

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everyone can see this that means i’m famous

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hi guys Emz is a fake name and my real name has no letter E, M, or Z.

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hi guys Emz is a fake name and my real name has no letter E, M, or Z.

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how can one truly judge a partners performance in the bedroom?

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Bee Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the Jerry Seinfeld animated movie

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Bee Movie Script taken from a transcript of the screenplay and/or the Jerry Seinfeld animated movie

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shrek
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For video entertainment platforms, watch time can be used as a performance measure to encourage users to stay on the platform

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Who ever had the frog hat it was cool x

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ayo whoever has the pringles pass them around 👉👈

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ayo whoever has the pringles pass them around 👉👈

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we are talking about peas

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y’all smell like beef 👀💪🏻🤤

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Cow

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Okay why do people just have all these memes just stored on Thier ready to throw out whenever we get in a group chat

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Okay why do people just have all these memes just stored on Thier ready to throw out whenever we get in a group chat

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thank you

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Yell boggies top of lungs