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why did jim get hit

i smacked him

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why did sally fall

i pushed her

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The word of the day for mexicans is "wheelchair"
There is only 1 donut left "It's fine wheelchair"

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i like turtles

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when you don't know what to draw, so you draw a duck

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Q: Where does a flea go to get its groceries?
A: At the "flea"market

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what did the egg say in the party ????

He said  omelet.

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Q:Where to the pencils live????

A: In Pennsylvania

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look it look it! its bats, I love halloween

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look it look it! its bats, I love halloween

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How do you make a tissue dance???

You put a little boogie in it.

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Q: what do you cut the sea with?
A: a sea saw
Q: want to hear a joke about starch? A: nah, its to corny. :)
Q: Why did santa not fit down the chimney? A: he was claustraphobic!

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why did the chicken cross the road

a: to get to the other side

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Why was  6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 "eight" 9.

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Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?

A: A pork chop

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Q: What did the apple say to the farmer?
A. why are you picking on me?

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Q:How does a cucumber become a pickle?
A:It goes through a jarring experience
Q: Why don't I trust atoms?
A: Because they make everything up
Q: Wanna here a bad vacuum joke?
A: Never mind, it sucks

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Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur
A: A dino-snore

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Why did the football team go to the bank: To get their quarterback

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Why couldn't skunk buy a Christmas present? (Because he only had 1 scent)

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Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?

A: Because they're always stuffed.

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How did the snowman get to work?
By icicle.