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I  was terrified, but
I continued to attack despite him shredding pounds of cheese off of me, and I finally gouged his eyes out. 14

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My lovely wife convinced me that I don't need revenge to be happy. All I needed was her, now that my thirst for blood has been quenched. 16

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The fair maiden fell madly in love with me, despite my backgrounds. 15

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Her father finally retreated and I won his daughters hand in marriage! 14

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I knew I had to defeat her father , so I, a single piece of cheese, attacked.13

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However, our master plan was postponed when my loves father called the forces back. 12

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The plan was as the rats attack the feet, I will go for the jugular 11

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After a while of talking, we began to fall in love. I knew she would do anything for me, so I asked for the biggest favor I could; to ATTACK THE HUMANS! 10

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I wasn't noticed by anyone except the most beautiful creature I've ever laid eyes on. 9

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To make sure the Big Cheese was dead, I went into the rats nest. 8

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I thought it over for a moment, then threw him off the shelf to the rats. 7

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Let your anger go, its just the circle of cheese. 6

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When I was at my worst, I came across the oldest piece of cheese I knew, Big Cheese. I told him of my family and he said...5

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I was so depressed, I wanted to roll right into a rat's nest. 

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I was so depressed, I wanted to roll right into a rat's nest. 

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She looked me right in the eyes as she ate my brethren.3

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Then IT happened! My family, ALL GONE. Murdered by that human. 2

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It was a quiet day, my family and I were having a picnic. Everyone was happy...

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It was a quiet day, my family and I were having a picnic. Everyone was happy...

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