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The silly goose is on the loose,

Chelsey Dunlevy

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Because politicians make our rules...

Aaron McAdams

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Embrace the Chaos,

Mindy Ingram

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Warmest regards from the depths of my last nerve,

Amanda Batson

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Definitely not slim but shady,

Valerie Sims

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Thank you for actually reading the anxious brain dump that was my email,

Tanner Pruitt M. Ed

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Lukewarm regards,

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With sweaty palms and many qualms,

Cayla Hardesty

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Ballin' and bawling,

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Live, Laugh, Lobotomy

Marleigh Stone

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AJ Keith

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Straight up not having a baja blast,

All panic, no disco,

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In My AP Era

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Thank you for finishing my novel,

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Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down,

Kiersten Jensen

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Peace up, A town down,

A. Baldwin

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Like a unicorn, I'm off to spread magic elsewhere...

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Please hesitate to reach out,

Samantha Kotfer

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I promise its water,

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Don't worry, I took my meds today

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Hope you're staying positive and testing negative,

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Too close to retirement to care,

Catherine Vasquez

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The Beach is Calling me!

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Pitter Patter, Let's get at 'er,

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Passive aggressively yours,

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Till our next professional rendezvous,

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With deepest regrets,

Unkind regards,

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I don't always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

Tanner Pruitt

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Please feel free to contact me at 867-5309,

Jennie Bigbie

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Should you have any questions, please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Jennie Bigbie

(Punctuation matters! ;)