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Monika Morber

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Monika Morber
waɪ dɪd ðə koʊʧ goʊ tu ðə bæŋk? 
tu gɛt hɪz ˈkwɔrtər bæk!  hɑ-hɑ-hɑ!!!

Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!  ha-ha-ha!!!

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Rebekah Kearns

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Rebekah Kearns 
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?

A: Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

k   w aɪ   d ɪ d   ð ə   s t j u: d n t   e t   h ɪ z   h əʊ m w ɜ: k   

eɪ   b ɪ k ɒ z   ð ə   t i: tʃ ə   t əʊ l d   h ɪ m   ɪ t   w ɒ z   eɪ   p i: s   ə v  k eɪ k  

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JOKE IPA: Crystal Ortiz

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JOKE IPA: Crystal Ortiz
What is brown and sticky? 
A stick 
wət ɪz brawn ænd stɪki
e stɪk

6/19/18
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This is a joke I can definitely see telling some of my kindergarten students. -Karen


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Marybeth

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Marybeth
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What kind of witch lives at the beach?

wʌtkaɪnd ʌv wɪʧ lɪvz æt ðə biʧ?

a sandwich

əˈsændwɪʧ

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Teodor P. Marti

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Teodor P. Marti
IPA Jokes:
Joke 1:
waɪ dɪd ðə bɔɪ brɪŋ ə ˈlædər tu skul? 

hi ˈwɑntəd tu goʊ tu haɪ skul. 

Joke 2:
wʌt du ju gɛt wɛn ju krɔs ə ˈsnoʊˌmæn ænd ə ˈvæmpaɪr? 

ˈfrɔstˌbaɪt!
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Matt Heslep

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Matt Heslep
kæn ə ˌkæŋgəˈru ʤʌmp ˈhaɪər ðæn ə haʊs? 
ʌv kɔrs, ə haʊs ˈdʌzənt ʤʌmp æt ɔl.


Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn't jump at all.
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This would be great for ESL students to kind of get a jump on idiomatic language.


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Tessa Lynch

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Tessa Lynch 
Why should you not give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go
waɪ ʃʊd juː nɒt gɪv Elsa ə bəˈluːn? bɪˈkɒz ʃiː wɪl lɛt ɪt gəʊ.
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Elaine Mullally 6/18/18

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Elaine Mullally 6/18/18
What did the hot dog say after the race?
I am the wiener!

wʌt dɪd ðə hɑt dɔg seɪ ˈæftər ðə reɪs? 

aɪ æm ðə ˈwinər!
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Debra Gynn 6.18.18

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Debra Gynn 6.18.18
ˈwɑt ˈdɪd ˈwʌn ˈɛɡ ˈseɪ ˈtuː theðiː ˈʌðɚ?

 juːˈkræk ˈmiː ˈup!

What did one egg say to the other?

You crack me up! 

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Micheal, 6/18/18

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Micheal, 6/18/18
Question:  Why did the one-handed man cross the road?  

Answer:  To get to the second-hand store!

ˈkwɛsʧən:  waɪ dɪd ðə wʌn-ˈhændəd mən krɔs ðə roʊd? 
 ˈænsər:  tu gɛt tu ðə ˈsɛkənd-hænd stɔr! 

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Christina Lam 6/18/18

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Christina Lam 6/18/18
Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
A: He was looking for pooh. 

kjuː: waɪ dɪd ˈtɪgə lʊk ɪn ðə ˈtɔɪlɪt? 
eɪ: hiː wɒz ˈlʊkɪŋ fɔː pʊ. 
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Hannah Archer

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Hannah Archer
Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A: You crack me up! 

kjuː: wɒt dɪd ðə graʊnd seɪ tuː ði ˈɜːθkweɪk? 
eɪ: juː kræk miː ʌp! 
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Jen Bernath
 
wɒt dɪd ðə bɪg təˈmɑːtəʊ seɪ tuː ðə ˈlɪtl təˈmɑːtəʊ? 

ˈkɛʧəp 

What did the big tomato say to the little tomato?
Ketchup 

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Caitlin Kilbane

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Caitlin Kilbane
What is a witch’s favorite subject? 
Spelling!

wɒt   ɪz   eɪ   wɪtʃ   z   feɪvɒrɪt   səbdʒekt?   
speɪŋ!   
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Hannah Johnson

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Hannah Johnson
 
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore! 

 wʌt du ju kɔl ə ˈdaɪnəˌsɔr ðæt ɪz ˈslipɪŋ? 

ə ˈdinoʊ-snɔr! 



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Jeff Deighton 6/18

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Jeff Deighton  6/18
 
Q: What do you give a sick lemon? 
A: Lemon-aid.

kju: wʌt du ju gɪv ə sɪk ˈlɛmən? 
eɪ: ˈlɛmən-eɪd. 
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love this


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Korey Johnson 6-18-18

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Korey Johnson 6-18-18
How do you have a party in space?

You plan-et!!

haʊ duː juː hæv ə ˈpɑːti ɪn speɪs?? 

juː plæn-ɛt!!

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Kelly Hartman 6-18-18

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Kelly Hartman 6-18-18
Why is the ocean blue?

Because...all the fish go BLUE, BLUE, BLUE! LOL :)

waɪ ɪz ði ˈəʊʃən bluː? 

bɪˈkɒz...ɔːl ðə fɪʃ gəʊ bluː, bluː, bluː! ɛl-əʊ-ɛl :
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Walter Whitmyer

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Walter Whitmyer
What do cows do on Friday night? 

 Go to the movie.

 

wɑtˈ du kaʊz du ɔn fraɪ deɪ naɪt?  

ɡoʊ ˈtu  ðə muːvɪ

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Rachel Meyrose

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Rachel Meyrose    6-14-18

waɪdɪd ðə bɔɪ it hɪz ˈhoʊmˌwɜrk?

 

ðəˈtiʧər sɛd ɪt wʌz ə pis ʌv keɪk

 why did the boy eat his homework?

the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Lidia Touraji

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Lidia Touraji
Joke

ˈwɑt

 dɪd ðə stampˈstæmp ˈseɪ ˈtuː

 ðiː envelope?ˈɛnvəˌloʊp

ˈænsɚ: 


What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Answer: I’m stuck on you.



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Cute! -Christina


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SALEH- IPA JOKE

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SALEH- IPA JOKE
aɪ ˈhævənt tɔkt tu maɪ waɪf ɪn 3ri wiks. – 
 aɪ ˈdɪdənt wɑnt tu ˌɪntəˈrʌpt hɜr. 
 
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks,
 I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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This really made me laugh. Fits my wife perfectly and I don't mind "listening" for that long. Jeff Deighton


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Karen Smearsoll

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Karen Smearsoll 
pjupəl: "wʊd ju ˈpʌnɪʃ mi fɔr ˈsʌmθɪŋ aɪ ˈdɪdənt du?" 
ˈtiʧər:" ʌv kɔrs nɑt." 
ˈpjupəl: "gʊd, bɪˈkɔz aɪ ˈhævənt dʌn maɪ ˈhoʊmˌwɜrk." 

PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?" 
TEACHER:" Of course not." 
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework." 

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Anonymous 1d
I love this teacher joke! I am going to use it with my students next year! -Hannah Johnson

Anonymous 20h
I also love this joke. It is something I can hear a student saying to me; the infinite creativity of humanity can be inspiring. -Matt Heslep


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Anna Krukemeyer IPA Joke

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Anna Krukemeyer IPA Joke

nɑk nak
huz ðɛr?
wu 
wu hu?
lɛt mi ɪn ˈsɪli aʊl

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Woo
Woo Who? 
 Let me in silly owl.



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Love this! Owls are my favorite! I always tell silly jokes in my class! I can't wait to share this one! Kelly Hartman :)


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waɪ dɪd ðə koʊʧ goʊ tu ðə bæŋk?
tu gɛt hɪz ˈkwɔrtər bæk!  hɑ-hɑ-hɑ!!!

Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!  ha-ha-ha!!!

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Q: Why did the student eat his homework?

A: Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

k   w aɪ   d ɪ d   ð ə   s t j u: d n t   e t   h ɪ z   h əʊ m w ɜ: k

eɪ   b ɪ k ɒ z   ð ə   t i: tʃ ə   t əʊ l d   h ɪ m   ɪ t   w ɒ z   eɪ   p i: s   ə v  k eɪ k

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What is brown and sticky?
A stick
wət ɪz brawn ænd stɪki
e stɪk

6/19/18

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What kind of witch lives at the beach?

wʌtkaɪnd ʌv wɪʧ lɪvz æt ðə biʧ?

a sandwich

əˈsændwɪʧ

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IPA Jokes:
Joke 1:
waɪ dɪd ðə bɔɪ brɪŋ ə ˈlædər tu skul?

hi ˈwɑntəd tu goʊ tu haɪ skul.

Joke 2:
wʌt du ju gɛt wɛn ju krɔs ə ˈsnoʊˌmæn ænd ə ˈvæmpaɪr?

ˈfrɔstˌbaɪt!

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kæn ə ˌkæŋgəˈru ʤʌmp ˈhaɪər ðæn ə haʊs?
ʌv kɔrs, ə haʊs ˈdʌzənt ʤʌmp æt ɔl.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn't jump at all.

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Why should you not give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go
waɪ ʃʊd juː nɒt gɪv Elsa ə bəˈluːn? bɪˈkɒz ʃiː wɪl lɛt ɪt gəʊ.

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What did the hot dog say after the race?
I am the wiener!

wʌt dɪd ðə hɑt dɔg seɪ ˈæftər ðə reɪs?

aɪ æm ðə ˈwinər!

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ˈwɑt ˈdɪd ˈwʌn ˈɛɡ ˈseɪ ˈtuː theðiː ˈʌðɚ?

juːˈkræk ˈmiː ˈup!

What did one egg say to the other?

You crack me up!

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Question:  Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

Answer:  To get to the second-hand store!

ˈkwɛsʧən:  waɪ dɪd ðə wʌn-ˈhændəd mən krɔs ðə roʊd?
ˈænsər:  tu gɛt tu ðə ˈsɛkənd-hænd stɔr!

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Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
A: He was looking for pooh.

kjuː: waɪ dɪd ˈtɪgə lʊk ɪn ðə ˈtɔɪlɪt?
eɪ: hiː wɒz ˈlʊkɪŋ fɔː pʊ.

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Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A: You crack me up!

kjuː: wɒt dɪd ðə graʊnd seɪ tuː ði ˈɜːθkweɪk?
eɪ: juː kræk miː ʌp!

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wɒt dɪd ðə bɪg təˈmɑːtəʊ seɪ tuː ðə ˈlɪtl təˈmɑːtəʊ?

ˈkɛʧəp

What did the big tomato say to the little tomato?
Ketchup

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What is a witch’s favorite subject?
Spelling!

wɒt   ɪz   eɪ   wɪtʃ   z   feɪvɒrɪt   səbdʒekt?
speɪŋ!

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What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore!

wʌt du ju kɔl ə ˈdaɪnəˌsɔr ðæt ɪz ˈslipɪŋ?

ə ˈdinoʊ-snɔr!

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Q: What do you give a sick lemon?

A: Lemon-aid.

kju: wʌt du ju gɪv ə sɪk ˈlɛmən?

eɪ: ˈlɛmən-eɪd.

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How do you have a party in space?

You plan-et!!

haʊ duː juː hæv ə ˈpɑːti ɪn speɪs??

juː plæn-ɛt!!

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pjupəl: "wʊd ju ˈpʌnɪʃ mi fɔr ˈsʌmθɪŋ aɪ ˈdɪdənt du?"
ˈtiʧər:" ʌv kɔrs nɑt."
ˈpjupəl: "gʊd, bɪˈkɔz aɪ ˈhævənt dʌn maɪ ˈhoʊmˌwɜrk."

PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
TEACHER:" Of course not."
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."

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Why is the ocean blue?

Because...all the fish go BLUE, BLUE, BLUE! LOL :)

waɪ ɪz ði ˈəʊʃən bluː?

bɪˈkɒz...ɔːl ðə fɪʃ gəʊ bluː, bluː, bluː! ɛl-əʊ-ɛl :

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What do cows do on Friday night?

Go to the movie.

wɑtˈ du kaʊz du ɔn fraɪ deɪ naɪt?

ɡoʊ ˈtu  ðə muːvɪ

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Rachel Meyrose    6-14-18

waɪdɪd ðə bɔɪ it hɪz ˈhoʊmˌwɜrk?

ðəˈtiʧər sɛd ɪt wʌz ə pis ʌv keɪk

why did the boy eat his homework?

the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Joke

ˈwɑt

dɪd ðə stampˈstæmp ˈseɪ ˈtuː

ðiː envelope?ˈɛnvəˌloʊp

ˈænsɚ:

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Answer: I’m stuck on you.