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By Lorenza Lange

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Jerry is a construction worker, and his job often demands a lot of physical exertion

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One day, Jerry started experiencing pain distal to the cephalic region, inferior to the pelvis, and anterior to the popliteal area after tripping and landing on a cinder block.

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Eventually, Jerry pinpointed the catalyst as his right patella, which was now swollen and bruised.

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Jerry visited his physician who diagnosed him with a patellar fracture. This injury involved a transverse fracture with displacement of the bone.

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The physician determined that the displacement fracture required surgery, and he referred Jerry to a decorated surgeon.

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Unfortunately, Jerry had the salary of a construction worker and did not want to spend all of his savings on a "little" knee injury. Tight on both time and money, Jerry decided to find a doctor on Craigslist to fix him up.

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The day of the surgery, Jerry was prepped by a suspicious assistant in a home basement. The "surgeon" read over his patient's file that was hastily put together by his assistant.

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"Patellar displacement fracture of the right knee," read the diagnosis. "Piece of cake," shrugged the Craigslist surgeon as he sterilized his equipment.

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Hours later, Jerry woke up to see his surgeon and the surgeon's assistant standing over him. He was not hooked up to any equipment, for he was laying in Fowler's position on a cot.

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The assistant sighed in relief. "I can't believe he's alive," she whispered to herself. The surgeon shot her a glare before turning to Jerry. "The surgery was successful," he smiled.

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"What do you mean," exclaims Jerry, "my knee still hurts like crazy!" Jerry throws the blanket off his body, "And why is there a cast on my left leg?"

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Long story short, the assistant wrote Jerry's diagnoses in reference to anatomical position. The Craigslist surgeon, obviously, did not operate in reference to anatomical position. Despite this, there is a happy ending.

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Jerry successfully sued the surgeon for faking credentials and won a case against him for battery charges. Jerry was awarded more than enough money to pay for a real knee surgery and he recovered quickly. The end.