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Only one god? We have many gods.

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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! WHATEVER!!! I'M LEAVING! I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!

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Καλή σας μέρα

(Have a nice day!)

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That's nothing compared to my best friend Maximus. He had to fight in the Colosseum, and he fell into a lions mouth

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UUUUUUUUUUGH and I went the wrong way on my cross country practice and fell into a HOOOLEEE....

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My dad got shot in the left eye with an arrow after he forgot to pray to the gods.

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Ugggh. You don't even understand me.  My god Harambe was shot... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

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We can't cook inside, because our houses are made of wood so they would burn down if we cooked inside.

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UUUUGHHH you didn't let me finish so now I'm triggered. I also have to make mac n cheese for my dinner!

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Uggh. Whatever... I still have to take out the trash

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What's wifi? We can't even watch cute horses!

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Me and my friends all work  as slaves, so we don't get paid and everyday we have to do exactly what my master tells us to do.

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UUUGH I still have it WAY worse... My mom turned off my wifi and now I can't watch cat videos

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UUUGH That's nothing compared to  me... My mom took away my car keys and ran over my drone accidentally...

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My sister got ran over by a horse.

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AAAAAH! LIFE IS TERRIBLE! MY MOM GOT TAKEN AWAY BY  EMPORER NERO

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Uuuugh... Life is terrible... My mom took away my iPhone 7sPlus and my starbuck giftcard...