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10/10 - and other things that were much worse. When my Ectoplasmatron revealed an immense ARRAY of leylines beneath the property I was flabbergasted. It was alive with concentrated magick.

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10/10 - and other things that were much worse. When my Ectoplasmatron revealed an immense ARRAY of leylines beneath the property I was flabbergasted. It was alive with concentrated magick.

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9/10 - emanated from their property, and they knew this attracted the creatures of the night

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9/10 - emanated from their property, and they knew this attracted the creatures of the night

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became so frustrated from the tangled Christmas lights keeping her from grazing, she bit down hard on the cord and lit up just like the lights. The smell of burning wool and lamb

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7/10 - , even going so far as to wind herself in Christmas lights, but they got tangled in her wool and prevented her from grazing more than two feet from the electrical outlet. She

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7/10 - , even going so far as to wind herself in Christmas lights, but they got tangled in her wool and prevented her from grazing more than two feet from the electrical outlet. She

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6/10 - Because dreams are dreams and she was a dreamer, a sheep who was not a simple sheep, a sheep who wanted to glow like a star. She was ready to do anything to reach her dream

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6/10 - Because dreams are dreams and she was a dreamer, a sheep who was not a simple sheep, a sheep who wanted to glow like a star. She was ready to do anything to reach her dream

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5/10 - But why would a sheep want to become a star? Why abandon the green grass, the poppy fields to sing in a dark jazz club...applauded but soon forgotten...

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5/10 - But why would a sheep want to become a star? Why abandon the green grass, the poppy fields to sing in a dark jazz club...applauded but soon forgotten...

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4/10 - Her voice was the highest female voice type, she was definitely a soprano. That sheep sang like an angel.

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4/10 - Her voice was the highest female voice type, she was definitely a soprano. That sheep sang like an angel.

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3/10 - murdered them all while they slept. Then Lola dyed her brown spot blue and ran off to join the Crooners Petting Zoo, where she was billed as the Sinatra-singing sheep Old Blue Eye

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3/10 - murdered them all while they slept. Then Lola dyed her brown spot blue and ran off to join the Crooners Petting Zoo, where she was billed as the Sinatra-singing sheep Old Blue Eye

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2/10 - Lola was very self-conscious because of this brown spot. The other sheep called her "old brown eye" and never let her eat with them during grazing time. To deal with rejection she

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2/10 - Lola was very self-conscious because of this brown spot. The other sheep called her "old brown eye" and never let her eat with them during grazing time. To deal with rejection she

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1/10 - This is a story about a sheep called Lola, she is white but she has a funny brown spot on her left eye.

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1/10 - This is a story about a sheep called Lola, she is white but she has a funny brown spot on her left eye.