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Living in New York is hard, man! But Canada was worst, all the crazy humans in there call us dirty but they are the ones who messed with our territories. You know, my bro died yesterday! He was having a dinner with his thick but that hysterical old woman throw a shoe, THROW A SHOE, a sheap one, on him! I’m done, man! The cities are getting more violent each days. It’s already fucking hard to find a mate in 2025 and they kill that hot ones? You could say I should go out more… Man, I don’t wanna leave my park! The trash of that shitty humans call Mc Donald’s its closer from here! Fuck man!

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being a fox living in city isnt so bad! Ik cities dont have forests, but idc! who need this when humans leave a banquet on street every night?         someones call “trash” but I call “perfect dinner” 😎😋🍴

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Happy Thursday, Everybody! Just remembering that day when I was, you known, minding my on business, when a dude came up to me birdsplaining what he believes I went through. Barely he knows how difficult it was to survive what his kind put me trough. Like, dude, I know you feel good with that big poopable head of yours, but you are making my stress hormones levels go up again- and I cannot stand another adaptation cause your kind.

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I've become a dealer for a human in my local lake. They pay me bread and I give them some useless shiny stuff and pieces of paper that I've heard them calling "mone-y".

Recently I gave this guy a bill with "$100" written on it, and even received some very good quality bread.

It feels kinda wrong since I'm receiving food that they probably steal in exchange of futile objects I well intentionally found in someone's purse or wallet.

I mean, what do even humans use this stuff for? Why are they always screaming when I take their piece of paper and are so happy when receiving it?

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Peregrine Falcon - Twitter ( X ) Post

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Got pulled over by the human cops because I was speeding too much between skyscrapers, life is hard when you are the fastest falcon alive btw 🤣👍👊