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47. Is cardboard more board than card or more card than board?
48. A best friend is someone who clears your search history immediately after you die.
49. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
50. Except for a parking meter, change is inevitable.
51. Is a heart attack the same as an attack of the heart?
52. We place too much emphasis on the early bird's good luck and not enough on the early worm's bad luck.
53. I sold my vacuum cleaner because all it was doing was gathering dust.
54. I don't really need a hairstylist since my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
55. I tried rearranging the alphabet, but for some reason, the letters U and I would never separate.
56. Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
57. If you think no one cares whether you're alive or dead, just skip a handful of credit card payments.
58. Why isn't coffee served on a coffee table?
59. I would really like to help you out today. Which way did you come in?
60. I have clean conscience. I haven’t used it once,
61. Whiteboards really are remarkable.
62. Whoever said you can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop!
63. When you go to a public bathroom, put chocolate on your hands, reach under the stall and ask for toilet paper.
64. Answers are what we have to solve other people's problems.
65. Can cars stop at a bus stop?

66. If you really want to look young and thin then you should hang out around fat old people.
67. A balanced diet simply means having cupcakes in each hand.
68. Try ordering a pizza 15 minutes before New Year, and when it arrives, yell, “You’re late! I ordered this a year ago!”
69. I don't understand how people can be so open-minded. Whenever I try, my brain keeps falling out.
70. The only thing I get out of Algebra is when I look at X and wonder Y.
71. How can you scoot along if you don’t have a scooter?
72. I’ll have a bloody mary because they say it helps cure hangovers.
73. It's difficult to do nothing because you never know when you're done.
74. Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s exactly what you are looking for, go live with a car battery.
75. Just take my advice because I’m not going to use it.
76. Dogs can't see inside your body, but CAT scan.
77. What is the soul good for if laughter is good for the soul?
78. If history repeats itself, I'm getting a pet dinosaur.
79. Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer.
80. You're in the wrong lane when everything is coming at you.
81. If you are on a diet, the first three letters of that word are probably feeling pretty accurate right now.
82. When someone tells you, “Have a nice day!”, stare at them and say, “Don’t tell me what to do!”
83. You are so annoying. You are so weird. You are so crazy. You are so stupid. You are so clingy. You are…just like me.
84. I’m out of my mind. I’ll be back in five minutes.
85. Alcohol and Calculus don’t mix. It's never a good idea to drink and derive.

86. Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times, I let my wife sleep.
87. If I tried to look as attractive as all of the celebrities I like, I'd end up looking about as ugly as I am.
88. If we were on a plane about to crash and only had one parachute, I promise I'd give an amazing speech at your funeral.
89. I am not as think as you confused I am really!
90. Try calling Pizza Hut just to ask for Domino’s phone number.
91. Isn't it strange that cigarettes are sold in gas stations, since smoking is prohibited there?
92. Why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator if you're not supposed to eat at night?
93. Here I am! What are your other two wishes?
94. Please excuse my naivety. I was born at a very early age.
95. If your friends don't make fun of you, they're not really your friends.
96. If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a mural worth?
97. I’d be happy to give you a shoulder to cry on, except I don’t want my shoulder to get wet.
98. There are three different types of people. Those who can count, and those who can’t.
99. Try texting someone a random word and see what happens next.
100. It was as easy as a walk in the park...Jurassic Park.
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people say i simp but
what i simp for:

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what i simp for

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goat

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I finished the 3 Stars one already.
I think I did okay too.

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I revised ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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js did ok i cld remember the main points about nets and solid figures

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I was able to complete all of the needed tasks by recalling what i had learnt in my previous lessons in maths.

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rafeal leao

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I did good!!

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i think i did well. maybe.

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massi

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i did ok

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i did ok

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hhj

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I could finish the tasks because I remembered what we learned about nets. The tasks were easy too.

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how this cat helped me to complete the assinged work

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how this cat helped me to complete the assinged work

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when i was 12 i saw this cat photo i was motivated to share the cuteness of this photo during math class so i was determined to complete the given assignment by my math teacher to upload this picture as fast as possible

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i managed to complete all the task and i could remember the shapes

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i could recall the main points about the chapter since we did it not so long ago.

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i did it i did enough practise

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i remember my solid figures n nets

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i remember solid and net 🧙‍♂️

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After I had completed the slides, I could do the rest easily.

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i like solid figures n nets its ez so i remember the properties of the solids

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I believe the reason  I managed to complete it in a fast time is because I had been used to it due to practicing.

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I think I was able to recall on what we have learnt in the chapter.

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i remebered my shapes and nets and cubes and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my properties of nets and cubes

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I remembered what we learnt about.

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i managed to complete all the tasks. i could remember the nets which my class had learned a while ago.

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i remebered my shapes and my nets

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I learnt it 2 weeks ago

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I have learnt and recapped about the nets of the solid figures.

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giga chad