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-Pluto

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I don't care you are you I am me. -the queen Jang Wonyoung

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I don't care you are you I am me. -the queen Jang Wonyoung

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"where is kansas city? i know its not in kansas... kansas sounds too weird to be a state" -me in a car at nigt driving to a store. i said some other stupid sh*t. this was my fav

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"where is kansas city? i know its not in kansas... kansas sounds too weird to be a state" -me in a car at nigt driving to a store. i said some other stupid sh*t. this was my fav

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"Dang man, I wanted to see some cannibalism!" - me, 2023

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"Dang man, I wanted to see some cannibalism!" - me, 2023

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"look, im blowing these balloons more than yur girl blows you. hurry up" -me t oJayadev

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"look, im blowing these balloons more than yur girl blows you. hurry up" -me t oJayadev

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yo im bored af and haven't talk to shinko in a long time so bro add me on discord my user is mj.82.88_edc9

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yo im bored af and haven't talk to shinko in a long time so bro add me on discord my user is mj.82.88_edc9

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"i'm not here to be perfect, i'm here to be real"

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"i'm not here to be perfect, i'm here to be real"

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"It feels better when I'm bent over" -My sister

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"It feels better when I'm bent over" -My sister

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-Kel/Kokichi/Hooni/Whatever the fuck i'm called anymore, doing a Hajime AI

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실례합니다누나남자친구있어요? ~Han Jisung

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실례합니다누나남자친구있어요? ~Han Jisung

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"why do you walk like an old lady, or a 20 year old gay guy?" -my goofy ahh friend

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"why do you walk like an old lady, or a 20 year old gay guy?" -my goofy ahh friend

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"I wish you sucked so i could bully you"

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"I wish you sucked so i could bully you"

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bu brother

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"i will kiss you to make it better"- Cromb

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"i will kiss you to make it better"- Cromb

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zhinko

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"Im fine :D"- Me on saturday after having 3 panic attacks and fracturing my ankle :)

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"Im fine :D"- Me on saturday after having 3 panic attacks and fracturing my ankle :)

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They may have called me cute but William Shakespeare said "if I were to kiss you then to hell I would go so then I can brag to the devils I saw heaven without entering it"

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They may have called me cute but William Shakespeare said "if I were to kiss you then to hell I would go so then I can brag to the devils I saw heaven without entering it"

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my sister was chasing me with a stick trying to hit me🙃

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my sister was chasing me with a stick trying to hit me🙃

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-Sakuna

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"I read that as black and whore"
-Pluto being dumb part two

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"I read that btc as bts" -Pluto being dumb part one

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"I totally dont have a thing for Icythot 😏" -Pluto

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"I totally dont have a thing for Icythot 😏" -Pluto

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"i just watched my 4 month old (female) puppy attempt to hump my 3 year old (male) dog."- Shroomy

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"i just watched my 4 month old (female) puppy attempt to hump my 3 year old (male) dog."- Shroomy

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"*BANG* uHhG- wha- where the hell am I?"- my friend, who just stayed the night, passed out and thought she was still at her house. "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??!?!"- Me, who was half asleep 

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"*BANG* uHhG- wha- where the hell am I?"- my friend, who just stayed the night, passed out and thought she was still at her house. "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??!?!"- Me, who was half asleep 

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"MR. PUPPY-BALLS!"- the TV at the doctors office 

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"MR. PUPPY-BALLS!"- the TV at the doctors office 

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probably edited but still funny

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"my favoride day mapril 38st"-Shroomy 2023

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"my favoride day mapril 38st"-Shroomy 2023

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"Whoa a du- HOLY SH1T THATS A GOOSE FVCKING RUN."- Me at a park

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"Whoa a du- HOLY SH1T THATS A GOOSE FVCKING RUN."- Me at a park