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someone in the background picture is smoking ->

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someone in the background picture is smoking ->

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so it looks like im working

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THEY- THEY SAID BAD WORDS JOSH AND MS HERTLER SAID THE H WORD

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THEY- THEY SAID BAD WORDS JOSH AND MS HERTLER SAID THE H WORD

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i literally cant focus on this assignment

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i literally cant focus on this assignment

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#hotevenwhencheatingonme

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shes being cheated on rn can you believe that

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shes being cheated on rn can you believe that

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can we talk about how many people velma is cheating on me with

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can we talk about how many people velma is cheating on me with

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from 653 to 669
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hi guys<3

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I love you guys!!!!🤪🤩💖🥺😍😘

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do you like my cursed bart simpson???? :0

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do you like my cursed bart simpson???? :0

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#introducing.....theworldsmostannoyingcouple!!

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like the one made for us

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hayden or cristian will get us in trouble. get sent to  the dean becuse they will use the padlet all the time for shitty things lol  :/ 

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hayden or cristian will get us in trouble. get sent to  the dean becuse they will use the padlet all the time for shitty things lol  :/ 

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yall agree never to let hayden or cristian know abt our padlets

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yall agree never to let hayden or cristian know abt our padlets

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jp just came by and touched malayas computer bro

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jp just came by and touched malayas computer bro

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we made this for p.3 eng

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mrs. kim hr >>>>.

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                           HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE                                                                Transcribed by Joydrop143                                    joydrop143@aol.com                                     DUMBLEDORE                         I should've known you would have been                          here Professor McGonagall.                                      MCGONAGALL                         Good evening Professor Dumbledore. Are                          the rumors true Albus?                                      DUMBLEDORE                         I'm afraid so Professor. The good and                          the bad.                                      MCGONAGALL                         And the boy?                                     DUMBLEDORE                         Hagrid is bringing him.                                     MCGONAGALL                         Do you think it wise to trust Hagrid                          w/ something as important as this?                                                               DUMBLEDORE                         Ah, Prof. I would trust Hagrid w/ my                          life                                      HAGRID                         Professor. Dumbledore, sir. Professor                          McGonagall.                                      DUMBLEDORE                         No problems I trust Hagrid?                                     HAGRID                         No, sir. Little tyke fell asleep as                          we were flying over Bristol. Try not                          to wake him. There you go.                                      MC                          Albus, do really think it's safe leaving                          him with these people? I've watched                          them all day. There're the worst sort                          of Muggles imaginable. They really are-                          -                                      DUMBLEDORE                         The only family he has.                                     MCGONAGALL                         This boy will be famous. There won't                          be a child in our world who doesn't                          know his name.                                      DUMBLEDORE                         Exactly. He's far better off growing                          up away from all of that. Until he is                          ready. There, there Hagrid. It's not                          really goodbye after all. Good Luck,                          Harry Potter.                                                                                                                             - - - -                                     AUNT PETUNIA                         Up. Get up! Now!                                     DUDLEY                         Wake up cousin! We're going to the zoo!                                                               AUNT PETUNIA                         Here he comes the birthday boy!                                     UNCLE VERNON                         happy birthday son.                                     AUNT PETUNIA                         Why don't you just cook the breakfast                          and try not to burn anything.                                      HARRY                         Yes Aunt Petunia.                                     AUNT PETUNIA                         I want everything to be perfect for                          my Dudley's special day!                                      UNCLE VERNON                         Hurry up! Bring my coffee boy!                                     HARRY                         yes Uncle Vernon.                                     AUNT PETUNIA                         Aren't they wonderful darling?                                     DUDLEY                         How many are there?                                     VOLDEMORT                         36, Counted them myself.                                     DUDLEY                         36?! BUT LAST YEAR LAST YEAR I HAD 37!!!                                                               VOLDEMORT                         Yes, but some of them are a bit bigger                          than last year's!                                      DUDLEY                         I don't care how big they are!                                     AUNT PETUNIA                         Now, now, now, this is what we're going                          to do. Is that when we go out we're                          going to buy you 2 new presents. How's                          that pumpkin?                                                                                                    AUNT PETUNIA                         It should be a lovely day at the zoo.                          I'm really looking forward to it.                                                               VOLDEMORT                         I'm warning you now boy. Any funny business,                          any at all and you won't have any meals                          for a week. Get in.                                                                                                    DUDLEY                         Make it move.                                     VOLDEMORT                         Move.                                     DUDLEY                         MOVE!                                     HARRY                         He's asleep.                                     DUDLEY                         He's boring.                                     HARRY                         Sorry about him he doesn't understand                          what it's like, lying there day after                          day watching people press their ugly                          faces in on you. Can you hear me? It's                          just I've never talked to a snake before.                          Do you... Do you talk to people often?                          You're from Burma, aren't you? Was it                          nice there? Did you miss your family?                          I see. That's me as well. I never knew                          my parents either.                                      DUDLEY                         Mummy, Dad, come here you won't believe                          what this snake is doing! Woah! Woah!                          Ah!                                      SNAKE                         Thanks.                                     HARRY                         Any time.                                     OTH                         Snake! Ahh!                                     DUDLEY                         Mum! Mummy! Help me!                                     PERCY                         My darling boy! How did you get in there!                          Who did this? How did you get in there?                          Is there a snake?                                                                                                                             - - - -                                     PERCY                         It's all right sweetheart. We'll get                          you out of these terrible clothes.                                                               VOLDEMORT                         What happened?                                     HARRY                         I swear, I don't know! One minute the                          glass was there then it was gone, it                          was like magic!                                      VOLDEMORT                         There's no such thing as magic.                                                                                                   VOLDEMORT                         Oh Marge is ill. Ate a funny whelk.                                                               DUDLEY                         Dad! Look! Harry's got a letter!                                     HARRY                         Hey give it back! It's mine!                                     VOLDEMORT                         Yours? Who'd be writing to you?                                                                                                   VOLDEMORT                         No more mail through this letterbox.                                                                                                                             AUNT PETUNIA                         Have a lovely day at the office, dear.                                                               VOLDEMORT                         Shoo! Go on!                                                                                                   VOLDEMORT                         Fine day Sunday. In my opinion best                          day of the week. And why is that Dudley?                                                               HARRY                         Because there's no post on Sundays.                                                               VOLDEMORT                         Right you are Harry. No post on Sunday.                          Ha! No blasted letters today! No, sir!                          Not one single bloody letter! Not one!                          No sir, not one blasted, miserable-                          -                                      DUDLEY                         Make it stop, please!                                     VOLDEMORT                         Stop it!                                     DUDLEY                         Mummy what's happening?                                     VOLDEMORT                         Give me that! Give me that letter!                                                               HARRY                         Get off! They're my letters! Let go                          of me!                                      VOLDEMORT                         That's it! We're going away, far away!                          Where they can't find us!                                      DUDLEY                         Daddy's gone mad hasn't he?                                                              - - - -                                     HARRY                         Make a wish, Harry.                                     VOLDEMORT                         Who's there?                                     HAGRID                         Sorry 'bout that.                                     VOLDEMORT                         I demand that you leave at once. You                          are breaking and entering.                                      HAGRID                         Dry up Dursley you great prune. Well,                          I haven't seen you since you was a baby                          Harry. But you're a bit more along then                          I would have expected; particularly                          around the middle.                                      DUDLEY                         I'm not... I'm not Harry.                                     HARRY                         I am.                                     HAGRID                         Well of course you are! Got something                          for you. Afraid I might have sat on                          it at some point but I imagine it'll                          taste fine just the same. Baked it myself,                          words and all.                                      HARRY                         Thank you!                                     HAGRID                         It's not everyday your young man turns                          11 now it is?                                      HARRY                         Excuse me, but who are you?                                     HAGRID                         Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of Keys and Grounds                          at Hogwarts. Of course you know all                          about Hogwarts                                      HARRY                         Sorry, no.                                     HAGRID                         No? Blimey Harry didn't you ever wonder                          didn't you ever wonder how your mum                          and dad learned it all?                                      HARRY                         Learned what?                                     HAGRID                         You're a wizard Harry.                                     HARRY                         I'm a what?                                     HAGRID                         A wizard. And a thumpin' good one I'd                          wager once you've trained up a bit.                                                               HARRY                         No, you've made a mistake. I mean I                          can't be a wizard... I mean I'm Harry,                          Just Harry.                                      HAGRID                         Well, "Just Harry" did you ever make                          anything happen? Anything you couldn't                          explain, when you were angry or scared?                          Um Hum.                                      HARRY                         Dear Mr. Potter, we are pleased to inform                          you that you have been accepted at the                          Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.                                                               VOLDEMORT                         He will not be going! We swore when                          we took him in that we would put a stop                          to all of this rubbish!                                      HARRY                         You knew? We knew all along and you                          never told me?                                      AUNT PETUNIA                         Of course we knew. How could you not                          be? My perfect being who she was. Oh                          I remember the day she got her letter.                          My parents were so proud. We have a                          witch in the family. Isn't it wonderful?                          I was the only one who saw her for what                          she was... a freak. And then she met                          that Potter, and then she had you and                          I knew you would be the same just as                          strange just as abnormal. And then,                          if you please, she got herself blown                          up, and we got landed with you.                                      HARRY                         Blown up?! You told me my parents died                          in a car crash!                                      HAGRID                         A car crash? A car crash killed Lily                          and James Potter?                                      PAT                         We had to say something!                                     HAGRID                         It's an outrage. It's a scandal.                                     VOLDEMORT                         He will not be going.                                     HAGRID                         Oh and I suppose a great Muggle like                          yourself is gonna stop him.                                      HARRY                         Muggle?                                     HAGRID                         Non- magic folk. This boy's had his                          name down since he were born. He's going                          to the finest school of witchcraft and                          wizardry in the world. And he'll be                          under the finest headmaster that Hogwarts                          has ever seen, Albus Dumbledore...                                                               VOLDEMORT                         I will not pay to have some crack pot                          old fool teach him magic tricks!                                      HAGRID                         Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front                          of me... I'd appreciate it if you didn't                          tell anyone at Hogwarts about that.                          Strictly speaking I'm not supposed to                          do magic.                                      HARRY                         OK                                     HAGRID                         We're a bit behind schedule. Best be                          off. Unless you'd rather stay, of course.                                                                                         - - - -                                     HARRY                         All students must be equipped with a                          one standard size two pewter cauldron,                          and may bring, if they desire, either                          an owl, a cat, or a toad. Can we find                          all this in London?                                      HAGRID                         If you know where to go.                                     TOM (BARTENDER)                         Ah, Hagrid the usual I presume.                                     HAGRID                         No thanks Tom, I'm on official Hogwarts                          business. Just helping young Harry buy                          his school business.                                      TOM                         Bless my soul, it's Harry Potter.                                     OTHER                         Welcome back Mr. Potter welcome back.                                                               DORIS                         Doris Crockford, Mr. Potter. I can't                          believe I'm meeting you at last.                                      QUIRRELL                         Harry P-p-potter. C-can't tell you how                          p-pleased I am to meet you.                                      HAGRID                         hello, professor I didn't see you there.                          Harry Professor Quirrell will be your                          defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.                                                               HARRY                         Oh, nice to meet you,                                     QUIRRELL                         A fearfully fascinating subject. N-not                          that you need it, eh, P-potter?                                      HAGRID                         Yes, well must be going now. Lots to                          buy.                                      HARRY                         Good bye.                                     HAGRID                         See, Harry? You're famous.                                     HARRY                         But why am I famous Hagrid? All those                          people back there how is it they know                          who I am?                                      HAGRID                         I'm not exactly sure I'm the right person                          to tell you that, Harry. Welcome Harry,                          to Diagon Alley. That's where you get                          your quills and ink. Over there, all                          your bits and bobs for doing wizardry.                                                               OTH                         It's a world class racing broom.                                     OTH                          Wow! Look at it the new Nimbus 2000!                          It's the fastest model yet!                                      HARRY                         But Hagrid how am I to pay for all this?                          I haven't any money.                                      HAGRID                         Well there's your money Harry! Gringotts,                          the wizard bank! Ain't no safer place,                          not one! 'Cept perhaps Hogwarts.                                      HARRY                         Hagrid what exactly are these things?                                                               HAGRID                         They're goblins Harry. Clever as they                          come the goblins, but not the most friendly                          of beasts. Best stay close. Mr. Harry                          Potter wishes to make a withdrawal                                                               GOBLIN                         And does Mr. Harry Potter have his key?                                                               HAGRID                         Wait a minute. Got it here somewhere.                          Ha! There's the little devil. Oh, and                          there's something else as well. Professor                          Dumbledore gave me this. It's about                          You- Know- What in vault you know which.                                                               GOBLIN                         Very well.                                     GRIPHOOK                         Vault 687. Lamp please. Key, please                                                               HAGRID                         Didn't think your mum and dad would                          leave you with nothing now did you?                                                               GRIPHOOK                         Vault 713.                                     HARRY                         What's in there Hagrid?                                     HAGRID                         Can't tell you Harry. Hogwarts business.                          Very secret.                                      GRIPHOOK                         Stand back.                                     HAGRID                         Best not to mention this to anyone Harry.                                                               HARRY                         I still need... a wand.                                     HAGRID                         A wand? Well, you want Ollivander's.                          There ain't no place better. Why don't                          you run along and wait. I got one more                          thing to do. Won't be long.                                      HARRY                         Hello? Hello?                                     OLLI                         I wondered when I'd be seeing you Mr.                          Potter. It seems only yesterday that                          you mother and father were in here buying                          their first wands. Here we are. Well                          give it a wave. Apparently not. Perhaps                          this. NO, no definitely not. No matter.                          I wonder... Curious... very curious                                                               HARRY                         Sorry but what's curious                                     OLLI                         I remember every wand that I've sold                          Mr. Potter, every one. It so happens                          that the phoenix whose tail feather                          resides in your wand, gave another feather.                          Just one other. It is curious that you                          should be destined for this wand when                          its brother gave you that scar.                                      HARRY                         And who owned that wand?                                     OLLI                         We do not speak his name. The wand chooses                          the wizard Mr. Potter. It is not always                          clear why. But I think it is clear that                          we can expect great things from you.                          After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named                          did great things. Terrible, yes, but                          great.                                      HAGRID                         Harry! Harry! Happy Birthday!                                     HARRY                         Woah!                                     HAGRID                         You all right Harry? You seem very quiet.                                                               HARRY                         He killed my parents didn't he? The                          one who gave me this. You know Hagrid.                          I know you do.                                      HAGRID                         First and understand this Harry because                          it's very important. Not all wizards                          are good. Some of them go bad. A few                          years ago one of them went as bad as                          you can go. His name was V--. His name                          was V--.                                      HARRY                         Well maybe if you wrote it down?                                     HAGRID                         Naw I can't spell it. All right, Voldemort.                                                               HARRY                         Voldemort?                                     HAGRID                         Shh. It was dark times Harry, dark times.                          Voldemort started to gather some followers.                          Brought them over to the Dark Side.                          Anyone who stood up to him ended up                          dead. Your parents fought against him.                          Nobody lived once he decided to kill                          them. Nobody, not one. Except you.                                                               HARRY                         Me? Voldemort tried to kill me?                                     HAGRID                         Yes. That ain't no ordinary cut on your                          forehead Harry. A mark from that only                          comes from being touched by a curse,                          an evil curse at that.                                      HARRY                         What happened to V--... To You-Know-Who?                                                               HAGRID                         Well some say he died. Codswallop in                          my opinion. Nope, I reckon he's out                          there still too tired to carry on. But                          one thing's absolutely certain. Something                          about you stumped him that night. That's                          why you're famous. That's why everybody                          knows your name. You're the boy who                          lived.                                      HAGRID                         Well some say he died. Codswallop in                          my opinion. Nope, I reckon he's out                          there still too tired to carry on. But                          one thing's absolutely certain. Something                          about you stumped him that night. That's                          why you're famous. That's why everybody                          knows your name. You're the boy who                          lived.                                                               - - - -                                     HAGRID                         What are you looking at? Blimey is that                          time? Sorry Harry, but I'm gonna have                          to leave you. Dumbledore would be wanting                          his... Well, he'd be wanting to see                          me. Now, your train leaves in 10 minutes.                          Here's your ticket. Stick to it Harry,                          that's very important. Stick to you                          ticket.                                      HARRY                         Platform 9 ¾? But, Hagrid, there must                          be a mistake. This says Platform 9 ¾.                          There's no such thing. Is there?                                      OTH                         Sorry.                                     HARRY                         Excuse me! Excuse me!                                     OTH                         On your left.                                     HARRY                         Excuse me sir. Can you tell me where                          I might find Platform 9 ¾?                                      OTH                         9 ¾? Think you're being funny do you?                                                               MRS. WEASLEY                         It's the same every year packed with                          Muggles of course. Come on!                                      HARRY                         Muggles?                                     MRS. WEASLEY                         Platform 9 ¾ this way! All right Percy                          you first. Fred you next.                                      GEORGE WEASLEY                         He's not Fred I am!                                     FRED WEASLEY                         Honestly, woman you call yourself our                          mother!                                      MRS. WEASLEY                         I'm sorry George.                                     FRED WEASLEY                         Only joking! I am Fred.                                     HARRY                         Excuse me! Could you tell me how to...                                                               MRS. WEASLEY                         How to get on to the platform? Yes,                          not to worry dear, it's Ron's first                          time to Hogwarts as well. Now, all you                          have to do is walk straight at the wall                          between platforms 9 and 10. Best do                          it at a run if you're nervous.                                      GINNY                         Good luck!                                                              - -                                     RON WEASLEY                         Excuse me, do you mind? Every where                          else is full.                                      HARRY                         Not at all.                                     RON WEASLEY                         I'm Ron by the way! Ron Weasley.                                     HARRY                         I'm Harry. Harry Potter.                                     RON WEASLEY                         SO it's true! DO you really have the...                          the...                                      HARRY                         The what?                                     RON WEASLEY                         The scar?                                     HARRY                         Oh!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Wicked!                                     OTH                         Anything off the trolley dears?                                     RON WEASLEY                         No, thanks, I'm all set.                                     HARRY                         We'll take the lot!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Woah!                                     HARRY                         Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans?                                     RON WEASLEY                         They mean every flavor! There's chocolate,                          peppermint and also, spinach liver,                          and tripe. George sweared he got boogie                          flavored one once.                                      HARRY                         These aren't real frogs are they?                                     RON WEASLEY                         It's just a spell. But it's the cards                          you want. Each pack's got a famous witch                          or wizard. I got about 500 me self.                          Watch it! That's rotten luck. They've                          only got one good jump in them to begin                          with.                                      HARRY                         I've got Dumbledore!                                     RON WEASLEY                         I've got about 6 of him.                                     HARRY                         Hey, he's gone!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Well you can't expect him to hang around                          all day, can you? This is Scabbers by                          the way. Pathetic isn't he?                                      HARRY                         Just a little bit.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Fred gave me a spell to turn him yellow.                          Want to see?                                      HARRY                         Yeah!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Ahem... Sunshine...                                     HERMIONE                         has anyone seen a toad? A boy named                          Neville's has one.                                      RON WEASLEY                         No.                                     HERMIONE                         Oh are you doing magic? Let's see then.                                                               RON WEASLEY                         Ahem. Sunshine Daisies Butter Mellow                          Turn this stupid fat rat yellow.                                      HERMIONE                         Are you sure that's a real spell? Well,                          it's not very good is it? Of course,                          I've only tried a few simple ones myself                          but they've all worked for me. For example:                          Oculus Reparo. That's better isn't it?                          Holy cricket! You're Harry Potter! I'm                          Hermione Granger. And you are...?                                                               RON WEASLEY                         I'm Ron Weasley.                                     HERMIONE                         Pleasure. You two better change into                          your robes. I expect we'll be arriving                          soon. You've dirt on your nose by the                          way. Just there.                                      HAGRID                         Right then. First years this way, please!                          First years, don't be shy. Come on now,                          hurry up! Hello Harry!                                      HARRY                         Hi Hagrid!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Woah!                                     HAGRID                         Right, then. This way to the boats.                          Come on now, follow me.                                      RON WEASLEY                         Wicked!                                                              - - - -                                     MCGONAGALL                         Welcome to Hogwarts. Now, in a few moments                          you will pass through these doors and                          join your classmates. But before you                          take your seats, you must be sorted                          into your houses. They are Gryffindor,                          Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin.                          Now while you're here your house will                          be like your family. Your triumphs will                          earn you points. Any rule breaking and                          you will loose points. At the end of                          the year, the houses with the most points                          is awarded the house cup.                                      NEVILLE                         Trevor! Sorry.                                     MCGONAGALL                         The Sorting Ceremony will begin momentarily.                                                               DRACO MALFOY                         It's true then, what they're saying                          on the train. Harry Potter has come                          to Hogwarts.                                      N & OTH                         Harry Potter?                                     DRACO MALFOY                         This is Crabbe and Goyle. And I'm Malfoy.                          Draco Malfoy. Think my name's funny                          do you? No need to ask yours. Red hair                          and a hand-me-down robe? You must be                          a Weasley. You'll soon find out that                          some wizarding families are better than                          others, Potter. You don't want to making                          friends with the wrong sort. I can help                          you there.                                      HARRY                         I think I can tell the wrong sort for                          my self thanks.                                      MCGONAGALL                         We're ready for you. Follow me.                                     HERMIONE                         It's not real the ceiling. It's just                          bewitched to look like the night outside.                          I read about it in Hogwarts, A History.                                                               MCGONAGALL                         Will you wait along here please. Now                          before we begin, Professor Dumbledore                          would like to say a few words.                                      DUMBLEDORE                         I have a few start-of-term notices I                          wish to announce. The first years please                          note, that the Dark Forest is strictly                          forbidden to all students. Also, our                          caretaker, Mr. Filch, has asked me to                          remind you that the third floor corridor                          on the right hand side is out of bounds                          to all who do not wish to die a most                          painful death. Thank you.                                      MCGONAGALL                         When I call your name you will come                          forth, I shall place the Sorting Hat                          on your head, and you will be sorted                          into your houses. Hermione Granger!                                                               HERMIONE                         Oh, no. OK relax.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Mental that one, I'm telling you.                                     SHARRY                         Ah, right then. Hum... Right. Okay,                          Gryffindor!                                      MCGONAGALL                         Draco Malfoy!                                     SHARRY                         Slytherin!                                     RON WEASLEY                         There's no witch or wizard who went                          bad who wasn't in Slytherin.                                      MCGONAGALL                         Susan Bones!                                     HARRY                         Ow!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Harry what is it?                                     HARRY                         Nothing. Nothing, I'm fine                                     SHARRY                         ...where shall I put you? Let's see...                          I know! Hufflepuff!                                      MCGONAGALL                         Ronald Weasley!                                     SHARRY                         Ha! Another Weasley! I know just what                          to do with you... Gryffindor!                                      MCGONAGALL                         Harry potter                                     SHARRY                         Hmmm... Difficult, very difficult. Plenty                          of courage, I see. Not a bad mind either.                          There's talent, oh yes, and a thirst                          to prove yourself. But where to put                          you...                                      HARRY                         Not Slytherin, not Slytherin!                                     SHARRY                         Not Slytherin eh? Are you sure? You                          could be great you know. It's all herein                          your head. And Slytherin will help you                          on the way to greatness, there's no                          doubt about that. No? (Harry whispering:                          Please, Please anything but Slytherin,                          anything but Slytherin.) Well if you're                          sure, better be... Gryffindor!                                      MCGONAGALL                         Your attention please.                                     DUMBLEDORE                         Let the feast begin!                                     HARRY                         Wow!                                     SFRED WEASLEY                         I'm half and half. Me dad's a Muggle,                          mam's a witch. Bit of a nasty shock                          for him when he found out!                                      HARRY                         Say Percy, who's that teacher talking                          to Professor Quirrell?                                      PERCY                         Oh, Professor Snape, head of Slytherin                          house.                                      HARRY                         What's he teach?                                     PERCY                         Potions. But everyone knows it's the                          Dark Arts he fancies. He's been after                          Quirrell's job for years.                                      RON WEASLEY                         Ah!                                     SIR NEVILLE                         Hello! How are you? Welcome to Gryffindor.                                                               OTH                         It's the Bloody Baron!                                     PERCY                         Hello, Sir Nicholas. Have a nice summer?                                                               SIR NEVILLE                         Dismal. Once again my request to join                          the Headless Hunt has been denied.                                                               RON WEASLEY                         I know you. You're Nearly Headless Nick.                                                               SIR NEVILLE                         I prefer Sir Nicholas if you don't mind.                                                               HERMIONE                         "Nearly" headless? How can you be "nearly"                          headless?                                      SIR NEVILLE                         Like this.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Ah!                                                              - - - -                                     PERCY                         Gryffindors, follow me, please. Keep                          up. Thank-you.                                      OTH                         Ravenclaw follow me. This way.                                     PERCY                         This is the most direct part to the                          dormitories. Oh, and keep an eye on                          the staircases, they like to change.                          Keep up please, and follow me. Quickly                          now, come on. Come on.                                      OTH                         That picture's moving!                                     OTH                         Look at that one.                                     OTH                         I think she fancies you.                                     OTH                         Look, look!                                     OTH                         Who's that girl?                                     WALL PICTURE                         Welcome to Hogwarts!                                     THE FAT LADY                         Password?                                     PERCY                         Caput Draconis. Follow me, everyone.                          Keep up. Quickly, come on! Gather around                          here. Welcome to the Gryffindor common                          room. Boys' dormitories is upstairs                          and down to your left. Girls the same                          on your right. You'll find all your                          belonging have already been brought                          up.                                                                                                                             - - - -                                     RON WEASLEY                         Whew! We made it! Can you imagine the                          look on McGonagall's face if we were                          late? That was bloody brilliant!                                      MCGONAGALL                         Thank-you for that assessment Mr. Weasley.                          Perhaps it would be more useful if I                          transfigured Mr. Potter and yourself                          into a pocket watch. That way one of                          you might be on time.                                      HARRY                         We got lost.                                     MCGONAGALL                         Then perhaps a map? I trust you don't                          need one to find your seats.                                                                                                    SEVERUS SNAPE                         There will be no foolish wand-waving                          or silly incantations in this class.                          As such, I don't expect many of you                          to appreciate the subtle science and                          exact art that is potion making. However,                          for those select few who possess the                          predisposition. I can teach you how                          to bewitch the mind and ensnare the                          senses. I show you how to bottle fame,                          brew glory, and even put a stopper in                          death. Then again maybe some of you                          have come to Hogwarts in possession                          of abilities so formidable that you                          feel confident enough to not pay attention.                          Mr. Potter, our new celebrity. Tell                          me what would I get if I added root                          of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?                          You don't know? Well let's try again.                          Where Mr. Potter would you look if I                          asked you to find me a bezoar?                                      HARRY                         I don't know, sir.                                     SEVERUS SNAPE                         And what is the difference between monkswood                          and wolfsbane?                                      HARRY                         I don't know sir.                                     SEVERUS SNAPE                         Pity. Clearly fame isn't everything.                          Is it Mr. Potter?                                                                                                    SFRED WEASLEY                         Eye of rabbit, harp sting hum, turn                          this water into rum... Eye of rabbit                          harp sting hum, turn this water into                          rum.                                      HARRY                         What's Seamus trying to do to that glass                          of water?                                      RON WEASLEY                         Turn it to rum. Actually he managed                          to make weak tea yesterday, before---                          Ah, mail's here.                                      HARRY                         Can I burrow this? Thanks.                                     OTH                         Hey look! Neville's got a Remembrall.                                                               HERMIONE                         I've read about those. When the smoke                          turns red it means you've forgotten                          something.                                      NEVILLE                         The only problem is I can't remember                          what I have forgotten.                                      HARRY                         Hey Ron, somebody broke into Gringotts.                          Listen: "Believed to be the work of                          Dark wizards or witches unknown, Gringotts                          goblins were acknowledging the breach                          insist nothing was taken. The vault                          in question number 713 had been emptied                          earlier that very same day." That's                          odd. That's the vault Hagrid and I went                          to.                                                               - - - -                                     MHARRY                         Good afternoon, class.                                     OTHS                         Good afternoon Madame Hooch.                                     MHARRY                         Good afternoon Amanda, good afternoon.                          Welcome to your first flying lesson.                          Well what are you waiting for? Everyone                          step up to the left side of their broomstick.                          Come on now, hurry up. Stick your right                          hand over the broom and say up.                                      H & OTHS                         Up! Up!                                     HARRY                         Woah!                                     DRACO MALFOY                         Up.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Up. Up!                                     MHARRY                         With feeling!                                     HERMIONE                         Up. Up! Up. Up!                                     RON WEASLEY                         UP! Ow! Shut up Harry.                                     MHARRY                         Now once you've got hold of your broom,                          I want you to mount it. Grip it tight.                          You don't wanna be sliding off the end.                          When I blow my whistle, I want each                          of you to kick off from the ground,                          hard. Keep your broom steady, hover                          for a moment, then lean forward slightly                          and touch back down. On my whistle.                          Three, two... Mr. Longbottom. Mr. Mr.                          Mr. Longbottom!                                      OTHS                         Down! Down!                                     HARRY                         Neville!                                     NEVILLE                         Help! Help!                                     MHARRY                         Come back down this instant! Mr. Longbottom!                          Everyone out of the way!                                      HERMIONE                         Is he alright?                                     NEVILLE                         Ow!                                     MHARRY                         Oh oh oh. Oh dear, it's a broken wrist.                          Poor boy. Come on now, up you get. Everyone                          is to keep their feet firmly on the                          ground while I take Mr. Longbottom to                          the hospital wing. Understand? If I                          see a single broom in the air the one                          riding it will find themselves out of                          Hogwarts before they can say "Quidditch".                                                               DRACO MALFOY                         Did you see his face? If the fat lump                          had given this a squeeze he would remember                          to fall on his fat arse.                                      HARRY                         Give it here Malfoy.                                     DRACO MALFOY                         No, I think I'll leave it somewhere                          for Longbottom to find. How about on                          the roof? What's the matter Potter?                          Bit beyond you reach?                                      HERMIONE                         Harry! No way! You heard what Madame                          Hooch said. Besides you don't even know                          how to fly! What an idiot!                                      HARRY                         Give it here Malfoy or I'll knock you                          off your broom!                                      DRACO MALFOY                         Is that so? Have it your way, then!                                                               OTH                         Yeah!                                     OTH                         Nice going, Harry!                                     OTH                         That was wicked Harry!                                     MCGONAGALL                         Harry Potter! Follow me. You wait here.                                                               QUIRRELL                         ... this is an ingredient...                                     MCGONAGALL                         Professor Quirrell, excuse me, excuse                          me could I borrow Wood for a moment,                          please?                                      QUIRRELL                         Well, yes of course.                                     MCGONAGALL                         Potter, this is Oliver Wood. Wood I                          have found you a Seeker.                                                                                                                              - - - -                                     SIR NEVILLE                         Have you heard Harry Potter's the new                          Gryffindor Seeker. I always knew he'd                          do well.                                      RON WEASLEY                         Seeker? But first years never make the                          house teams. You must be the youngest                          Quidditch player in...                                      HARRY                         A century. According to McGonagall.                                                               FRED WEASLEY                         Well dome Harry! Wood's just told us!                                                               RON WEASLEY                         Fred and George are on the team too.                          Beaters.                                      GEORGE WEASLEY                         Our job is to make sure that you don't                          get bloody up too bad. Can't make any                          promises of course. Rough game Quidditch.                                                               FRED WEASLEY                         Brutal! But, nobody's died in years.                          Someone vanishes occasionally.                                      GEORGE WEASLEY                         But they'll turn up in a month or two!                                                               RON WEASLEY                         Oh go on Harry! Quidditch is great.                          Best game there is, and you'll be great                          too!                                      HARRY                         But I've never even played Quidditch!                          What if I make a fool of myself?                                      HERMIONE                         You won't make a fool of yourself. It's                          in your blood.                                      RON WEASLEY                         Woah! Harry, you never told me your                          father was a seeker too!                                      HARRY                         I didn't know.                                                                                                                            - - - -                                     RON WEASLEY                         I'm telling you, it's spooky! She knows                          move about you than you do!                                      HARRY                         Who doesn't? What's happening?                                     HERMIONE                         The staircases change remember?                                     HARRY                         Let's go this way.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Before the staircase moves again. Does                          anybody feel like we shouldn't be here?                                                               HERMIONE                         We're not supposed to be here. This                          is the third floor. It's forbidden!                                                               HARRY                         Let's go.                                     HERMIONE                         Flich's cat!                                     HARRY                         Run! Quick, let's hide through that                          door! It's locked!                                      RON WEASLEY                         that's it we're done for!                                     HERMIONE                         Oh! Move over! Alohomora! Get in!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Alohomora?                                     HERMIONE                         Standard Book Of Spells- Chapter 7!                                                               FILCH                         Any one here my sweet? Come on.                                     HERMIONE                         He thinks this door is locked.                                     RON WEASLEY                         He thinks this door is locked.                                     HERMIONE                         It was locked.                                     HARRY                         And for good reason.                                     H, R, & HERMIONE                         AH!                                     RON WEASLEY                         What do they think they're doing? Keeping                          a thing like that locked up in a school?                                                               HERMIONE                         You don't use your eyes do you? Didn't                          you see what it was standing on?                                      RON WEASLEY                         I wasn't looking at its feet! I was                          a bit preoccupied with its heads. Or                          maybe you didn't notice... the three!                                                               HERMIONE                         It was standing on a trap door. It wasn't                          there by accident. It's guarding something.                                                               HARRY                         Guarding something?                                     HERMIONE                         That's right. Now, if you two don't                          mind, I'm going to bed before either                          of you come up with another clever idea                          to get killed or worse... expelled.                                                               RON WEASLEY                         She needs to sort out her priorities.                                                                                        - - - -                                     OLIVER WOOD                         Quidditch is easy enough to understand.                          Each team has 7 players. Three Chasers,                          two Beaters, one Keeper and a Seeker,                          that's you. There are three kinds of                          balls. This one's called the Quaffle.                          The Chasers handle the Quaffle and try                          to put it through one of those three                          hoops. The Keeper, that's me, defends                          the hoops. With me so far?                                      HARRY                         I think so. What are those?                                     OLIVER WOOD                         You better take this. Careful now, it's                          coming back. Not bad Potter, you'd make                          a fair Beater. Uh-oh.                                      HARRY                         What was that?                                     OLIVER WOOD                         Bludgers. Nasty little buggers. But                          you are a Seeker. The only thing I want                          you to worry about is this, the Golden                          Snitch.                                      HARRY                         I like this ball.                                     OLIVER WOOD                         Eh, you like it now. But it's wicked                          fast and damn near impossible to see.                                                               HARRY                         What do I do with it?                                     OLIVER WOOD                         You catch it. Before the other team's                          Seeker. You catch this the game's over.                          You catch this, Potter, and we win.                                                               HARRY                         Woah!                                                              - - - -                                     PROFESSOR FLITWICK                         One of a wizard's most rudimental skill                          is levitation or the ability to make                          objects fly. Do you all have your feathers?                          Good. Now don't forget the nice wrist                          movement we've been practicing. Hum!                          The "Swish and Flick". Everyone, the                          "Swish and Flick". Good! Oh and annunciate!                          Wingardium Leviosa. Off you go then!                                                               OTHS                         Wingardium Leviosa; Wingardium Leviosa!                                                               RON WEASLEY                         Wingardium Leviosa!                                     HERMIONE                         No, stop stop stop! You're going to                          take someone's eye out! Besides, you're                          saying it wrong. It's Levi-o-sa, not                          Leviosar.                                      RON WEASLEY                         You do it then if you're so clever.                          Go on, go on!                                      HERMIONE                         Wingardium Leviosa.                                     PROFESSOR FLITWICK                         Oh oh! Well done! See here everyone,                          Miss Granger's done it! Ho ho! Splendid!                                                               SFRED WEASLEY                         Wingard-Leviosa; Wingard-- Leviosa                                                               PROFESSOR FLITWICK                         Well done dear. OH!                                     HARRY                         I think we're going to need another                          feather over here professor.                                      RON WEASLEY                         "It's Levi-o-sa not Leviosar." She's                          a nightmare honestly! It's no wonder                          she hasn't got any friends!                                      HARRY                         I think she heard you.                                                                                                   HARRY                         Where's Hermione?                                     NEVILLE                         Parvati Patil said she's wouldn't come                          out of the girl's bathroom. She said                          she's been there all afternoon, crying.                                                               QUIRRELL                         Troll in the dungeon! Troll in the dungeon!                          Though you ought to know.                                      OTHS                         Ah!                                     DUMBLEDORE                         SILENCE! Everyone will please not panic!                          Now prefects please escort your house                          to the dormitories. Teachers will follow                          me to the dungeons.                                      PERCY                         Gryffindors, keep up, please, and stay                          alert!                                      HARRY                         How could a troll get in?                                     RON WEASLEY                         Not on its own. Trolls are really stupid.                          Probably people playing jokes. What?                                                               HARRY                         Hermione! She doesn't know!                                     RON WEASLEY                         I think the troll's left the dungeon!                                                               HARRY                         It's going into the girl's bathroom.                          Hermione move!                                      HERMIONE                         Help! Help!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Hey, pea brain!                                     HERMIONE                         Ah! Help!                                     HARRY                         Woah!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Ugh!                                     HARRY                         Do something!                                     RON WEASLEY                         What?                                     HARRY                         Anything! Hurry up!                                     HERMIONE                         "Swish & Flick!"                                     RON WEASLEY                         Wingardium Leviosa! Cool.                                     HERMIONE                         Is it dead?                                     HARRY                         No just knocked out.                                     HARRY                         Ugh.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Troll boogies.                                     MCGONAGALL                         Oh my goodness! Explain yourselves both                          of you!                                      H & RON WEASLEY                         Well what it is-                                     HERMIONE                         It's my fault Professor Mc Gonagall                                                               MCGONAGALL                         Miss. Granger?                                     HERMIONE                         I went looking for the troll I've read                          about them and I though I could handle                          it. But I was wrong.  If Harry and Ron                          hadn’t come and found me... I’d probably                          be dead.                                      MCGONAGALL                         Be that as it may, it was an extremely                          foolish thing to do. I would have expected                          more rational behavior on your part                          and am very disappointed in you Miss.                          Granger. Five points will be taken from                          Gryffindor for your serious lack of                          judgement. As for you two gentle I just                          hope you realize how fortunate you are.                          Not many first year students could take                          on a fully grown mountain troll and                          live to tell the tale. Five points will                          be awarded to each of you, for sheer                          dumb luck.                                      QUIRRELL                         Perhaps you ought to go. It might wake                          up.                                                               - - - -                                     RON WEASLEY                         Take a bit of toast, mate. Go on.                                     HERMIONE                         Ron's right Harry, you're going to need                          your strength today.                                      HARRY                         I'm not hungry.                                     SEVERUS SNAPE                         Good luck today, Potter. Then again,                          now that you've proven yourself against                          a troll, a little game of Quidditch                          should be easy work for you. Even if                          it is against Slytherin.                                      HARRY                         That explains the blood.                                     HERMIONE                         Blood?                                     HARRY                         Listen, last night, I'm guessing Snape                          let the troll in as diversion so he                          could get past that three headed dog.                          But, he got bit, that's why he's limping.                                                               HERMIONE                         But why would anyone go near that dog?                                                               HARRY                         The day I was at Gringotts, Hagrid took                          something out of one of the vaults.                          Said it was Hogwarts business, very                          secret.                                      HERMIONE                         So you're saying- -                                     HARRY                         That's what the dog's guarding. That's                          what Snape wants.                                      HERMIONE                         A bit early for mail isn't it?                                     HARRY                         But, I never get mail.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Let's open it.                                     HARRY                         It's a broomstick.                                     RON WEASLEY                         It's not just a broomstick, Harry. It's                          a Nimbus 2000!                                      HARRY                         But who--?                                                                                                   OLIVER WOOD                         Scared, Harry?                                     HARRY                         A little.                                     OLIVER WOOD                         It's alright. I felt the same way before                          my first game.                                      HARRY                         What happened?                                     OLIVER WOOD                         I.. uh...I don't really remember...                          Took a Bludger to the head two minutes                          in. Woke in the hospital a week later.                                                               LJ                         Hello! Welcome to Hogwart's first Quidditch                          game of the season! Today's game: Slytherin                          vs. Gryffindor! The player take their                          positions as Madam Hooch steps onto                          the field to begin the game!                                      MHARRY                         Now, I want a nice clean game... from                          all of you.                                      LJ                         The Bludgers are up. Followed by the                          Golden Snitch. Remember the Snitch is                          worth 150 points. The Seeker who catches                          the Snitch ends the game. The Quaffle                          is released and the game begins! Anjelina                          Johnson scores! Ten points for Gryffindor!                                                               HAGRID                         Well done!                                     LJ                         Slytherin takes the Quaffle. Bletchley                          passes to Captain Marcus Flint. Another                          ten points to Gryffindor!                                      MFRED WEASLEY                         Give me that! Take that side!                                     HAGRID                         What's going on with Harry's broomstick?                                                               HERMIONE                         It's Snape! He's jinxing the broom!                                                               RON WEASLEY                         Jinxing the broom?! What do we do?                                                               HERMIONE                         Leave it to me!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Come on Hermione!                                     HERMIONE                         Lacarnum Inflamarae.                                     OTH                         Fire! You're on fire!                                     HAGRID                         Go, go, go, go! Looks like he's gonna                          be sick!                                      LJ                         He's got the Snitch! Harry Potter receives                          150 points for catching the Snitch!                                                               MHARRY                         Gryffindor wins!                                     HAGRID                         Yes!                                     OTHS                         Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter                          Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry                          Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor!                                                                                                                                                      - - - -                                     HAGRID                         Nonsense! Why would Snape put a curse                          on Harry's broom?                                      HARRY                         Who knows? Why was he trying to get                          past that three-headed dog on Halloween?                                                               HAGRID                         Who told you about Fluffy?                                     RON WEASLEY                         Fluffy?                                     HERMIONE                         That thing has a name?                                     HAGRID                         Well, of course, he's got a name! He's                          mine! I brought him off an Irish feller                          I met down at the pub last year. Then                          I lent him to Dumbledore to guard the---                                                               HARRY                         Yes?                                     HAGRID                         I shouldn't have said that. No more                          questions! Don't ask anymore question!                          That's top- secret that is.                                      HARRY                         But Hagrid, whatever Fluffy's guarding                          Snape's trying to steal it!                                      HAGRID                         Codswallop! Professor Snape is a Hogwarts                          teacher!                                      HERMIONE                         Hogwarts teacher or not I know a spell                          when I see one! I've read all about                          them. You've got to keep eye contact                          and Snape wasn't blinking!                                      HARRY                         Exactly.                                     HAGRID                         Now listen to me, all three of you,                          you're meddling in things that ought                          not to be meddled in. It's dangerous!                          What that dog is guarding is strictly                          between Professor Dumbledore and Nicholas                          Flamel.                                      HARRY                         Nicholas Flamel?                                     HAGRID                         I shouldn't have said that. I should                          not have said that.                                      HARRY                         Nicholas Flamel. Who's Nicholas Flamel?                                                               HERMIONE                         I don't know.                                                                                                   HOGWART GHOSTS                         Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. Ring                          the Hogwart bell. Merry Christmas, Merry                          Christmas. Cast a Christmas spell.                                                               HARRY                         Knight to E-5.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Queen to E-5.                                     HERMIONE                         That's totally barbaric!                                     RON WEASLEY                         That's wizard's chess. I see you've                          packed.                                      HERMIONE                         See you haven't.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Change of plans. My parents have decided                          to go to Romania to visit my brother                          Charlie. He's studying dragons there.                                                               HERMIONE                         Good. You can help Harry then. He's                          going to look in the library for information                          on Nicholas Flamel.                                      RON WEASLEY                         We've looked a hundred times!                                     HERMIONE                         Not in the Restricted Section. Happy                          Christmas.                                      RON WEASLEY                         I think we've had a bad influence on                          her.                                                                                                                             - - - -                                     RON WEASLEY                         Harry wake up! Come on Harry! Wake up!                          Happy Christmas Harry!                                      HARRY                         Happy Christmas Ron! What are you wearing?                                                               RON WEASLEY                         Oh, my mum made it. Looks like you've                          got one too.                                      HARRY                         I've got presents?                                     RON WEASLEY                         Yeah! There they are.                                     HARRY                         "Your father left this in my possession                          before he died. It is time it was returned                          to you. Use it well."?                                      RON WEASLEY                         What is it?                                     HARRY                         Some kind of cloak.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Well let's see then! Put it on! Woah!                                                               HARRY                         My body is gone!                                     RON WEASLEY                         I know what that is! That's an Invisibility                          Cloak!                                      HARRY                         I'm invisible?                                     RON WEASLEY                         They're really rare. I wonder who gave                          it to you.                                      HARRY                         There was no name. It just said, "Use                          it well."                                      HARRY                         Famous Fire Eaters. Fifteenth Century                          Fiends. Flamel. Nicholas Flamel. Where                          are you?                                      FILCH                         I know you're in there. You can't hide.                          Who is it? Show yourself!                                      QUIRRELL                         Severus I-I-I                                     SEVERUS SNAPE                         You don't want me as your enemy Quirrell.                                                               QUIRRELL                         I don't know what you mean.                                     SEVERUS SNAPE                         You know perfectly well what I mean.                          We'll have another little chat soon.                          When you've had time to decide where                          your loyalties lie.                                      FILCH                         Professors. I found this in the Restricted                          Section. It's still hot. That means                          there's a student out of bed.                                      HARRY                         Mum, Dad? Ron! You've really gotta see                          this! Ron! You've gotta see this! Ron!                          Come on, get out of bed!                                      RON WEASLEY                         Why?                                     HARRY                         There's something you've got to see!                          Now, come on! Come on! Come! Come look!                          It's my parents!                                      RON WEASLEY                         I only see us.                                     HARRY                         Look in properly. Go on, stand there.                          There. You see them don't you? That's---                                                               RON WEASLEY                         That's me! Only, I'm Head Boy. And I'm                          holding the Quidditch Cup. And bloody                          hell! I'm Quidditch captain too! I look                          good! Harry, do you think this mirror                          shows the future?                                      HARRY                         How can it? Both my parents are dead.                                                                                                                             DUMBLEDORE                         Back again Harry? I see that you, like                          many others before you have discovered                          the delights of the Mirror of Erised.                          I trust now, you realize what it what                          it does. Let me give you a clue. The                          happiest man on earth would look in                          the mirror and only see himself exactly                          as he is.                                      HARRY                         So then, it shows us what we want...                          Whatever we want?                                      DUMBLEDORE                         Yes, and no. It shows us nothing more                          or less then the deepest and most desperate                          desires of our hearts. Now you Harry,                          who have never known your family you                          see them standing beside you. But remember                          this, Harry. This mirror gives us neither                          knowledge or truth. Men have wasted                          away in front of it. Even gone mad.                          That is why tomorrow it will be moved                          to a new home. And I must ask you not                          to go looking for it again. It does                          not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and                          forget to live.                                                               - - - -                                     HERMIONE                         I had you looking in the wrong section!                          How could I be so stupid? I checked                          this out weeks ago for a bit of light                          reading!                                      RON WEASLEY                         This is light?                                     HERMIONE                         Of course! Here it is! "Nicholas Flamel                          is the only known maker of the Sorcerer's                          Stone                                      H&RON WEASLEY                         The what?                                     HERMIONE                         Honestly don't you two read? "The Sorcerer's                          Stone is a legendary substance with                          astonishing powers. It will transform                          any metal into pure gold and produce                          the Elixir of Life which will make the                          drinker immortal."                                      RON WEASLEY                         Immortal!                                     HERMIONE                         It means you'll never die.                                     RON WEASLEY                         I know what it means!                                     HERMIONE                         The only stone currently in existence                          belongs to Mr. Nicholas Flamel, the                          noted alchemist who last year celebrated                          his 665th birthday." That's what Fluffy's                          guarding on the third floor. That's                          what's under the trap door. The Sorcerer's                          Stone.                                      HARRY                         Hagrid!                                     HAGRID                         Oh, hello. I don't wish to be rude,                          but I'm in no fit state to entertain                          today.                                      H&R&HERMIONE                         We know about the Sorcerer's Stone!                                                                                        g; Oh.                                     HARRY                         We think Snape's trying to steal it.                                                               HAGRID                         Snape? Blimey, you're still on about                          him, are you?                                      HARRY                         Hagrid! We know he's after the Stone                          we just don't know why!                                      HAGRID                         Snape is one of the teachers protecting                          the Stone! He's not about to steal it.                                                               HARRY                         What?                                     HAGRID                         You heard. Right, now, come on, I'm                          a bit preoccupied today.                                      HARRY                         Wait a minute! "One of the teachers"?                                                               HERMIONE                         Of course! There are other things defending                          the Stone, aren't there? Spells, enchantments?                                                               HAGRID                         Right. Waste of bloody time if you ask                          me. Ain't no one gonna get past Fluffy.                          Ain't a soul knows how, except me and                          Dumbledore. I shouldn't have told you                          that. I should not have told you that.                                                               HARRY                         Hagrid, what exactly is that?                                     HAGRID                         Oh, That? It's a...it's um...                                     RON WEASLEY                         I know what that is! But Hagrid how                          did you get one?                                      HAGRID                         I won it! Off a stranger I met at the                          pub. Seemed quite glad to be rid of                          it, as a matter of fact.                                      HERMIONE                         Is that...a dragon?                                     RON WEASLEY                         That's not just a dragon! That's a Norwegian                          Ridgeback! My brother Charlie works                          with these in Romania.                                      HAGRID                         Isn't he beautiful? Oh bless him look,                          he knows his mummy! Hello Norbert!                                                               HARRY                         Norbert?                                     HAGRID                         Well he's gotta have a name don't he?                          Don't you Norbert? Te de de de de! Oh!                          Woah! He'll have to be trained up a                          bit of course. Who's that?                                      HARRY                         Malfoy.                                     HAGRID                         Oh, dear.                                     HARRY                         Hagrid always wanted a dragon. He told                          me so the first time I ever met him.                                                               RON WEASLEY                         It's crazy! And worse Malfoy knows.                                                               HERMIONE                         I don't understand. Is that bad?                                     RON WEASLEY                         It's bad.                                     MCGONAGALL                         Good evening. Nothing I repeat nothing                          gives a student the right to walk about                          the school at night. Therefore as punishment                          for your actions, 50 points will be                          taken.                                      HARRY                         50!                                     MCGONAGALL                         Each. And to ensure that it doesn't                          happen again all four of you will receive                          detention.                                      DRACO MALFOY                         Excuse me professor. Perhaps I heard                          you wrong. I thought you said the four                          of us.                                      MCGONAGALL                         No you heard me correctly Mr. Malfoy.                          You see, honorable as your intentions                          were you too were out of bed after hours.                          You will join you classmates in detention.                                                                                                                             FILCH                         A pity they let the old punishments                          die. Was a time detention found you                          hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons.                          God, I'll miss the screaming. You'll                          be serving detention with Hagrid tonight.                          He's got a little job to do inside the                          Dark Forest. A sorry lot, this, Hagrid.                          Oh good God you're not still on about                          that bloody dragon now are you?                                      HAGRID                         Norbert's gone. Dumbledore sent him                          off to Romania to live in a colony.                                                               HERMIONE                         Well, that's good isn't it? He'll be                          with his own kind.                                      HAGRID                         Yeah, but what if he don't like Romania?                          What if the other dragons are mean to                          him? He's only a baby after all.                                      FILCH                         Oh, for God's sake pull yourself together                          man. You're going into the Forest after                          all. Got to have your wits about you.                                                               DRACO MALFOY                         The Forest? I thought that was a joke.                          We can't go in there. Students aren't                          allowed. And there are... werewolves!                                                               FILCH                         Ah, there's more that werewolves in                          those trees, lad. You can be sure of                          that. Nighty- night.                                      HAGRID                         Right, let's go.                                                                                                   HARRY                         Hagrid, what is that?                                     HAGRID                         What we're here for. See that? That's                          unicorn blood, that is. I found one                          dead a few weeks ago. Now, this one's                          been hurt bad by something. So, it's                          our job to go and find the poor beast.                          Ron, Hermione, you'll come with me.                                                               RON WEASLEY                         Okay...                                     HAGRID                         And Harry, you'll go with Malfoy.                                     DRACO MALFOY                         Okay, then I get Fang!                                     HAGRID                         Fine. Just so you know he's bloody coward.                                                               DRACO MALFOY                         Wait till my father hears about this!                          This is servant stuff.                                      HARRY                         If I didn't know better Draco, I'd say                          you were scared.                                      DRACO MALFOY                         Scared Potter. Did you hear that?                                     HARRY                         Come on Fang!                                     DRACO MALFOY                         Scared!                                                                                                   HARRY                         What is it Fang?                                     DRACO MALFOY                         AH!                                     FIRENZE                         Harry Potter, you must leave. You are                          known to many creatures here. The Forest                          is not safe at this time. Especially                          for you.                                      HARRY                         But what was that thing you saved me                          from?                                      FIRENZE                         A monstrous creature. It is a terrible                          crime to slay a unicorn. Drinking the                          blood of a unicorn will keep you alive                          even if you are an inch from death.                          But at a terrible price. For you have                          slain something so pure that the moment                          the blood touches your lips you have                          a half-life, a cursed life.                                      HARRY                         But who would choose such a life?                                     FIRENZE                         Can you think of no one?                                     HARRY                         You mean to say that thing that killed                          the unicorn, that was drinking its blood,                          that was Voldemort?                                      FIRENZE                         Do you know what is hidden in the school                          at this very moment, Mr. Potter?                                      HARRY                         The Sorcerer's Stone!                                     HERMIONE                         Harry!                                     HAGRID                         Hello there Firenze. See you've met                          our young Mr. Potter. All right there                          Harry?                                      FIRENZE                         Harry Potter, this is where I leave                          you. You are safe now. Good luck.                                                                                                                             HERMIONE                         You mean, that You- Know- Who is out                          there right now in the Forest?                                      HARRY                         But he's weak. He's living off of unicorns.                          Don't you see? We had it wrong! Snape                          doesn't want the Stone for himself.                          He wants the Stone for Voldemort. With                          the Elixir of Life, Voldemort will become                          strong again. He, he'll come back.                                                               RON WEASLEY                         But if he comes back, you don't think                          he'll try to kill you, do you?                                      HARRY                         I think if he had his chance he would                          have tried to kill me tonight.                                      RON WEASLEY                         And to think, I've been worrying about                          my Potions final.                                      HERMIONE                         Hang on a minute. We're forgetting one                          thing. Who's the one wizard Voldemort                          is always feared? Dumbledore. As long                          as Dumbledore's around, Harry, you're                          safe. As long as Dumbledore's around                          you can't be touched.                                                                                                                             - - - -                                     HERMIONE                         I'd heard Hogwarts' final exams were                          frightful, but I found they're rather                          enjoyable                                      RON WEASLEY                         Speak for yourself. All right there                          Harry?                                      HARRY                         My scar. It keeps burning.                                     HERMIONE                         It's happened before.                                     HARRY                         Not like this.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Perhaps you should see the nurse.                                     HARRY                         I think it's a warning. It means danger's                          coming. Ah. Oh, Of Course.                                      HERMIONE                         What is it?                                     HARRY                         Don't you think it's a bit odd that                          what Hagrid want more than anything                          is a dragon and a stranger turns up                          and just happens to have one? I mean,                          how many people wander around with dragon                          eggs in their pockets? Why didn't I                          see it before? Hagrid, who gave you                          that dragon egg? What did he look like?                                                               HAGRID                         I dunno. I never saw his face. He kept                          his hood up.                                      HARRY                         This stranger though, you and he must                          have talked.                                      HAGRID                         Well, he wanted to know what sort of                          creatures I looked after. And I told                          him, after Fluffy a dragon's gonna be                          no problem.                                      HARRY                         Did he seem interested in Fluffy?                                     HAGRID                         Well of course he was interested in                          Fluffy! How often do you come across                          three headed dogs do you come across                          even if you're in the trade? But I told                          him, I said, I said, "The trick with                          any beast is to know how to calm him."                          Take Fluffy for example, just play him                          a bit of music and he falls straight                          asleep. I shouldn't have told you that.                          Where are you going? Where are you---?                                                                                                                             HARRY                         We have to see professor Dumbledore                          immediately!                                      HARRY                         We have to see Professor Dumbledore                          immediately!                                      MCGONAGALL                         I’m afraid Professor Dumbledore’s not                          here. He received an urgent owl from                          the Ministry of Magic and left immediately                          for London.                                      HARRY                         He’s gone! But this is important! This                          is about the Sorcerer’s Stone!                                      MCGONAGALL                         How did you know ---?                                     HARRY                         Someone’s going to try to steal it!                                                               MCGONAGALL                         I don’t know how you three found out                          about the Stone but I assure you it                          is perfectly well protected. Now would                          you go back to your dormitories quietly.                                                               HARRY                         That was no stranger Hagrid met. It                          was Snape. Which means that he knows                          how to get past Fluffy.                                      HERMIONE                         And with Dumbledore gone---                                     SEVERUS SNAPE                         Good afternoon. Now, what would three                          young Gryffindors, such as yourselves                          be doing inside on a day like this?                                                               HERMIONE                         We were... we were just---                                     SEVERUS SNAPE                         You’d ought to be careful. People willht                          think you’re up to something.                                      HERMIONE                         Now what are we do?                                     HARRY                         We go down the trap door, tonight.                                                                                                                             HARRY                         Trevor.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Trevor, sh, go you shouldn’t be here!                                                               NEVILLE                         Neither should you. You’re sneaking                          out again aren’t you?                                      HARRY                         Now Neville listen. We were... we were---                                                               NEVILLE                         No I won’t let you! You’ll get Gryffindor                          into trouble again! I’ll, I’ll fight                          you!                                      HERMIONE                         Neville, I’m really really sorry about                          this. Petrificus totalus!                                      RON WEASLEY                         You’re a little scary sometimes, you                          know that. Brilliant, but scary.                                                                 HARRY                         Let’s go.                                     HARRY                         Sorry.                                     HERMIONE                         Sorry.                                     RON WEASLEY                         It’s for your own good you know.                                                                                                   HERMIONE                         Ow! You stood on my foot!                                                               Sorry.                                     HERMIONE                         Alohomora.                                     HARRY                         Wait a minute. He’s snoring. Snape’s                          already been here. He’s put a spell                          on the harp.                                      RON WEASLEY                         Ugh! It’s got horrible breath.                                     HARRY                         We have to move its paw.                                     RON WEASLEY                         What?                                     HARRY                         Come on! Okay, push! I’ll go first.                          Don’t follow me until I give you a sign.                          If something bad happens get yourselves                          out! Does it seem a bit quiet to you?                                                               HERMIONE                         The harp, it stopped playing.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Ugh! Yuck! Ugh!                                     HARRY                         Jump!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Woah! Lucky this plant thing’s here                          really! Woah!                                      HERMIONE                         Stop moving, both of you! This is Devil’s                          Snare. You have to relax! If you don’t                          it’ll only kill you faster!                                      RON WEASLEY                         Kill us faster? Oh now I can relax!                                                               R&HARRY                         Hermione!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Oh now what are we going to do?                                     HERMIONE                         Just relax!                                     HARRY                         Hermione where are you?                                     HERMIONE                         Do what I say! Trust me!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Ah! Harry! Harry!                                     HERMIONE                         Are you okay?                                     HARRY                         Yeah, yeah I’m fine. (Ron Weasley: Help!)                                                               HERMIONE                         He’s not relaxing is he? (Ron Weasley:                          Help!)                                      HARRY                         Apparently not. (Ron Weasley: Help me!)                                                               HERMIONE                         We’ve got to do something! (Ron Weasley:                          Help!)                                      HARRY                         What? (Ron Weasley: Help!)                                     HERMIONE                         I remember reading something in Herbology.                          (Ron Weasley: Help!) “Devil’s Snare                          Devil’s Snare it’s deadly fun; but will                          sulk in the sun.” That’s it! Devil’s                          Snare hates sunlight! Lumus Solem!                                                               HARRY                         Ron, are you okay?                                     RON WEASLEY                         Yeah. Lucky we didn’t panic!                                                               Lucky Hermione pays attention in Herbology.                                                               HERMIONE                         What is that?                                     HARRY                         I don’t know Sounds like wings.                                     HERMIONE                         Curious, I’ve never seen birds like                          these.                                      HARRY                         They’re not birds they’re keys. And                          I’ll bet one of then fits that door.                                                               HERMIONE                         What’s this all about?                                     HARRY                         I don’t know. Strange.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Alohomora! Well, it was worth a try.                                                               HERMIONE                         What are we going to do? There must                          be a thousand keys up there!                                      RON WEASLEY                         We’re looking for a big old fashioned                          one. Probably rusty like the handle.                                                               HARRY                         There! I see it! The one with the broken                          wing!                                      HERMIONE                         What’s wrong Harry?                                     HARRY                         It is too simple.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Oh, go on Harry! If Snape can catch                          it on that old broomstick, you can!                          You’re the youngest Seeker in a century!                          This complicates things a bit!                                      HARRY                         Catch the key!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Hurry up!                                                                                                   HERMIONE                         I don’t like this. I don’t like this                          at all.                                      HARRY                         Where are we? A graveyard?                                     RON WEASLEY                         This is no graveyard, it’s a chessboard.                                                               HARRY                         There’s the door!                                     HERMIONE                         Now what do we do?                                     RON WEASLEY                         Its obvious isn’t it? We’ve got to play                          our way across the room. All right,                          Harry, you take the empty bishop’s square.                          Hermione you’ll be the queen-side castle.                          As for me, I’ll be a knight.                                      HERMIONE                         What happens now?                                     RON WEASLEY                         Well, white moves first, and then we                          play.                                      HERMIONE                         Ron you don’t suppose this’ll be like                          real wizard’s chess do you?                                      RON WEASLEY                         You there D-5. Yes Hermione I think                          this is gonna be exactly like wizard’s                          chess. Castle to E-4! Pawn to C-3!                                                               HARRY                         Wait a minute.                                     RON WEASLEY                         You understand right Harry. Once I make                          my move the queen will take me. Then                          you’re free to check the king.                                      HARRY                         No. Ron no!                                     HERMIONE                         What is it?                                     HARRY                         He is going to sacrifice himself!                                     HERMIONE                         No you can’t! There must be another                          way!                                      RON WEASLEY                         Do you wanna stop Snape from getting                          that Stone or not? Harry, it’s you that                          has to go on. I know it! Not me! Not                          Hermione! You! Knight to H-3. Check.                          Ah!                                      HARRY                         Ron! No don’t move! Don’t forget we’re                          still playing! Checkmate! Take care                          of Ron then go to the owlery. Send a                          message to Dumbledore. Ron’s right.                          I have to go on.                                      HERMIONE                         You’ll be okay Harry. You’re a great                          wizard. You really are.                                      HARRY                         Not as good as you.                                     HERMIONE                         Me? Books, cleverness. There are more                          important things. Friendship and bravery.                          And Harry, just be careful.                                                                                                    HARRY                         You? No it can’t be; Snape he was he                          was the one---                                      QUIRRELL                         Yes he does seem the type doesn’t he?                          Next to him who would suspect p-p-poor                          st-st-stuttering Professor Quirrell?                                                               HARRY                         But that day, during the Quidditch match,                          Snape tried to kill me.                                      QUIRRELL                         Oh no dear boy, I tried to kill you!                          And trust me if Snape’s cloak hadn’t                          caught on fire and broken my eye contact                          I would have succeeded. Even with Snape                          muttering his little counter-curse.                                                               HARRY                         Snape was trying to save me?                                     QUIRRELL                         I knew you were a danger to me right                          from the off. Especially after Halloween.                                                               HARRY                         Then then you let the troll in!                                     QUIRRELL                         Very good Potter yes. Snape unfortunately                          wasn’t fooled, when every one else was                          running about the dungeon Snape went                          to the third floor to head me of. He                          of course never trusted me again. He                          rarely left me alone. But he doesn’t                          understand, I’m never alone. Never.                          Now does this mirror do? I see what                          I desire. I see myself holding the Stone.                          But how do I get it?                                      VOLDEMORT                         Use the boy.                                     QUIRRELL                         Come here Potter! Now! Tell me what                          do you see? What is it what do you see?                                                               HARRY                         I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore. I’ve                          won the House Cup.                                      VOLDEMORT                         He lies.                                     QUIRRELL                         Tell the truth! What do you see?                                     VOLDEMORT                         Let me speak to him.                                     QUIRRELL                         Master you are not strong enough.                                     VOLDEMORT                          have strength enough for this. Harry                          Potter, we meet again.                                      HARRY                         Voldemort?                                     VOLDEMORT                         Yes, you see what I have become? See                          what I must do to survive? Live off                          another. A mere parasite. Unicorn blood                          can sustain me but it cannot give me                          a body of my own. But there is something                          that can. Something that conveniently                          enough lies in your pocket. Stop him!                          Don’t be a fool! Why suffer a horrific                          death when you can join with me and                          live?                                      HARRY                         Never!                                     VOLDEMORT                         Bravery, your parents had it too. Tell                          me Harry would you like to see your                          mother and father again? Together we                          can bring them back. All I ask is for                          something in return. That’s it Harry.                          There is no good and evil, there is                          only power and those too weak to seek                          it. Together we'll do extraordinary                          things. Just give me the Stone!                                      HARRY                         You liar!                                     VOLDEMORT                         Kill him!                                     QUIRRELL                         What is this magic?                                     VOLDEMORT                         Fool get the Stone!                                                                                                    DUMBLEDORE                         Good afternoon Harry. Tokens from your                          admirers.                                      HARRY                         Admirers?                                     DUMBLEDORE                         What happened down in the dungeons between                          you and Professor Quirrell is a complete                          secret. So naturally the whole school                          knows. Ah, I see that your friend Ronald                          has saved you the trouble of opening                          your Chocolate Frogs.                                      HARRY                         Ron was here? Is he alright? What about                          Hermione?                                      DUMBLEDORE                         Fine. They're both just fine.                                     HARRY                         Bu, what happened to the Stone?                                     DUMBLEDORE                         Relax dear boy. The Stone has been destroyed.                          My friend Nicholas and I have had a                          little chat and agreed it was best all                          around.                                      HARRY                         But then Flamel, he'll die won't he?                                                               DUMBLEDORE                         He has enough Elixir of Life to set                          his affairs in order. But yes, he will                          die.                                      HARRY                         How is it I got the Stone sir? One minute                          I was there staring in the mirror and                          then the next---                                      DUMBLEDORE                         Ah, you see only a person who wanted                          to find the Stone, find it, but not                          use it would be able to get it. That                          is one of my more brilliant ideas. And                          between you and me that is saying something.                                                               HARRY                         Does that mean with the Stone gone that                          is, that Voldemort can never come back?                                                               DUMBLEDORE                         Ah, I'm afraid there are ways in which                          he can return. Harry do you know why                          Professor Quirrell couldn't bear to                          have you touch him? It was because of                          your mother. She sacrificed herself                          for you. And that kind of act leaves                          a mark. No, no this kind of mark cannot                          be seen. It lives in your very skin.                                                               HARRY                         What is it?                                     DUMBLEDORE                         Love Harry. Love. Bertie Bott's Every                          Flavor Beans. I was most unfortunate                          in my youth to come across a vomit flavor                          one. Since then I'm afraid I've lost                          my liking for them. But I think I could                          be safe with a nice toffee. Alas! Earwax!                                                               HARRY                         Alright there Ron?                                     RON WEASLEY                         Alright. You?                                     HARRY                         Alright. Hermione?                                     HERMIONE                         Never better.                                                                                                   DUMBLEDORE                         Another year gone. And now as I understand                          it, the House Cup needs awarding. And                          the points stand as thus: In fourth                          place, Gryffindor with 312 points. Third                          place, Hufflepuff with 352 points. In                          second place Ravenclaw with 426 points.                          And in first place, with 472 points,                          Slytherin House.                                      DRACO MALFOY                         Nice one mate.                                     DUMBLEDORE                         Yes, yes. Well-done Slytherin. Well-done                          Slytherin. However recent events must                          be taken into account. And I have a                          few last-minute points to award. To                          Miss. Hermione Granger, for the cool                          use of intellect when others were in                          grave peril. 50 points. Second, to Mr.                          Ronald Weasley, for the best-played                          game of chess Hogwarts has seen these                          many years. 50 points. And third, to                          Mr. Harry Potter, for pure nerve and                          outstanding courage. I award Gryffindor                          House 60 points.                                      HERMIONE                         We're tied with Slytherin!                                     DUMBLEDORE                         And finally, it takes a great deal of                          bravery to stand up to your enemies.                          But a great deal more to stand up to                          your friends. I award 10 points to Neville                          Longbottom. Assuming my calculations                          are correct I believe that a change                          of decoration is in order. Gryffindor                          wins the House Cup!                                      HAGRID                         Yes!                                                                                                                            - - - -                                     HAGRID                         Come on now. Hurry up, you'll be late!                          Train's leaving. Go on. Come on, hurry                          up.                                      HERMIONE                         Come on Harry.                                     HARRY                         One minute.                                     HAGRID                         Thought you were leaving without saying                          good-bye did you? This is for you.                                                               HARRY                         Thanks Hagrid.                                     HAGRID                         Oh. Go on. On with you. On with you                          now. On with you. Oh, listen, Harry.                          If that dolt of a cousin of yours Dudley                          gives you any grief you can always um...                          threaten him, with a nice pair of ears                          to go with that tail of his.                                      HARRY                         But Hagrid, we're not allowed to do                          magic away from Hogwarts. You know that.                                                               HAGRID                         I know that. But your cousin don't do                          he?                                      HERMIONE                         Feels strange to be going home doesn't                          it?                                      HARRY                         I'm not going home. Not really.                                                                         THE END

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                           HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE                                                                Transcribed by Joydrop143                                    joydrop143@aol.com                                     DUMBLEDORE                         I should've known you would have been                          here Professor McGonagall.                                      MCGONAGALL                         Good evening Professor Dumbledore. Are                          the rumors true Albus?                                      DUMBLEDORE                         I'm afraid so Professor. The good and                          the bad.                                      MCGONAGALL                         And the boy?                                     DUMBLEDORE                         Hagrid is bringing him.                                     MCGONAGALL                         Do you think it wise to trust Hagrid                          w/ something as important as this?                                                               DUMBLEDORE                         Ah, Prof. I would trust Hagrid w/ my                          life                                      HAGRID                         Professor. Dumbledore, sir. Professor                          McGonagall.                                      DUMBLEDORE                         No problems I trust Hagrid?                                     HAGRID                         No, sir. Little tyke fell asleep as                          we were flying over Bristol. Try not                          to wake him. There you go.                                      MC                          Albus, do really think it's safe leaving                          him with these people? I've watched                          them all day. There're the worst sort                          of Muggles imaginable. They really are-                          -                                      DUMBLEDORE                         The only family he has.                                     MCGONAGALL                         This boy will be famous. There won't                          be a child in our world who doesn't                          know his name.                                      DUMBLEDORE                         Exactly. He's far better off growing                          up away from all of that. Until he is                          ready. There, there Hagrid. It's not                          really goodbye after all. Good Luck,                          Harry Potter.                                                                                                                             - - - -                                     AUNT PETUNIA                         Up. Get up! Now!                                     DUDLEY                         Wake up cousin! We're going to the zoo!                                                               AUNT PETUNIA                         Here he comes the birthday boy!                                     UNCLE VERNON                         happy birthday son.                                     AUNT PETUNIA                         Why don't you just cook the breakfast                          and try not to burn anything.                                      HARRY                         Yes Aunt Petunia.                                     AUNT PETUNIA                         I want everything to be perfect for                          my Dudley's special day!                                      UNCLE VERNON                         Hurry up! Bring my coffee boy!                                     HARRY                         yes Uncle Vernon.                                     AUNT PETUNIA                         Aren't they wonderful darling?                                     DUDLEY                         How many are there?                                     VOLDEMORT                         36, Counted them myself.                                     DUDLEY                         36?! BUT LAST YEAR LAST YEAR I HAD 37!!!                                                               VOLDEMORT                         Yes, but some of them are a bit bigger                          than last year's!                                      DUDLEY                         I don't care how big they are!                                     AUNT PETUNIA                         Now, now, now, this is what we're going                          to do. Is that when we go out we're                          going to buy you 2 new presents. How's                          that pumpkin?                                                                                                    AUNT PETUNIA                         It should be a lovely day at the zoo.                          I'm really looking forward to it.                                                               VOLDEMORT                         I'm warning you now boy. Any funny business,                          any at all and you won't have any meals                          for a week. Get in.                                                                                                    DUDLEY                         Make it move.                                     VOLDEMORT                         Move.                                     DUDLEY                         MOVE!                                     HARRY                         He's asleep.                                     DUDLEY                         He's boring.                                     HARRY                         Sorry about him he doesn't understand                          what it's like, lying there day after                          day watching people press their ugly                          faces in on you. Can you hear me? It's                          just I've never talked to a snake before.                          Do you... Do you talk to people often?                          You're from Burma, aren't you? Was it                          nice there? Did you miss your family?                          I see. That's me as well. I never knew                          my parents either.                                      DUDLEY                         Mummy, Dad, come here you won't believe                          what this snake is doing! Woah! Woah!                          Ah!                                      SNAKE                         Thanks.                                     HARRY                         Any time.                                     OTH                         Snake! Ahh!                                     DUDLEY                         Mum! Mummy! Help me!                                     PERCY                         My darling boy! How did you get in there!                          Who did this? How did you get in there?                          Is there a snake?                                                                                                                             - - - -                                     PERCY                         It's all right sweetheart. We'll get                          you out of these terrible clothes.                                                               VOLDEMORT                         What happened?                                     HARRY                         I swear, I don't know! One minute the                          glass was there then it was gone, it                          was like magic!                                      VOLDEMORT                         There's no such thing as magic.                                                                                                   VOLDEMORT                         Oh Marge is ill. Ate a funny whelk.                                                               DUDLEY                         Dad! Look! Harry's got a letter!                                     HARRY                         Hey give it back! It's mine!                                     VOLDEMORT                         Yours? Who'd be writing to you?                                                                                                   VOLDEMORT                         No more mail through this letterbox.                                                                                                                             AUNT PETUNIA                         Have a lovely day at the office, dear.                                                               VOLDEMORT                         Shoo! Go on!                                                                                                   VOLDEMORT                         Fine day Sunday. In my opinion best                          day of the week. And why is that Dudley?                                                               HARRY                         Because there's no post on Sundays.                                                               VOLDEMORT                         Right you are Harry. No post on Sunday.                          Ha! No blasted letters today! No, sir!                          Not one single bloody letter! Not one!                          No sir, not one blasted, miserable-                          -                                      DUDLEY                         Make it stop, please!                                     VOLDEMORT                         Stop it!                                     DUDLEY                         Mummy what's happening?                                     VOLDEMORT                         Give me that! Give me that letter!                                                               HARRY                         Get off! They're my letters! Let go                          of me!                                      VOLDEMORT                         That's it! We're going away, far away!                          Where they can't find us!                                      DUDLEY                         Daddy's gone mad hasn't he?                                                              - - - -                                     HARRY                         Make a wish, Harry.                                     VOLDEMORT                         Who's there?                                     HAGRID                         Sorry 'bout that.                                     VOLDEMORT                         I demand that you leave at once. You                          are breaking and entering.                                      HAGRID                         Dry up Dursley you great prune. Well,                          I haven't seen you since you was a baby                          Harry. But you're a bit more along then                          I would have expected; particularly                          around the middle.                                      DUDLEY                         I'm not... I'm not Harry.                                     HARRY                         I am.                                     HAGRID                         Well of course you are! Got something                          for you. Afraid I might have sat on                          it at some point but I imagine it'll                          taste fine just the same. Baked it myself,                          words and all.                                      HARRY                         Thank you!                                     HAGRID                         It's not everyday your young man turns                          11 now it is?                                      HARRY                         Excuse me, but who are you?                                     HAGRID                         Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of Keys and Grounds                          at Hogwarts. Of course you know all                          about Hogwarts                                      HARRY                         Sorry, no.                                     HAGRID                         No? Blimey Harry didn't you ever wonder                          didn't you ever wonder how your mum                          and dad learned it all?                                      HARRY                         Learned what?                                     HAGRID                         You're a wizard Harry.                                     HARRY                         I'm a what?                                     HAGRID                         A wizard. And a thumpin' good one I'd                          wager once you've trained up a bit.                                                               HARRY                         No, you've made a mistake. I mean I                          can't be a wizard... I mean I'm Harry,                          Just Harry.                                      HAGRID                         Well, "Just Harry" did you ever make                          anything happen? Anything you couldn't                          explain, when you were angry or scared?                          Um Hum.                                      HARRY                         Dear Mr. Potter, we are pleased to inform                          you that you have been accepted at the                          Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.                                                               VOLDEMORT                         He will not be going! We swore when                          we took him in that we would put a stop                          to all of this rubbish!                                      HARRY                         You knew? We knew all along and you                          never told me?                                      AUNT PETUNIA                         Of course we knew. How could you not                          be? My perfect being who she was. Oh                          I remember the day she got her letter.                          My parents were so proud. We have a                          witch in the family. Isn't it wonderful?                          I was the only one who saw her for what                          she was... a freak. And then she met                          that Potter, and then she had you and                          I knew you would be the same just as                          strange just as abnormal. And then,                          if you please, she got herself blown                          up, and we got landed with you.                                      HARRY                         Blown up?! You told me my parents died                          in a car crash!                                      HAGRID                         A car crash? A car crash killed Lily                          and James Potter?                                      PAT                         We had to say something!                                     HAGRID                         It's an outrage. It's a scandal.                                     VOLDEMORT                         He will not be going.                                     HAGRID                         Oh and I suppose a great Muggle like                          yourself is gonna stop him.                                      HARRY                         Muggle?                                     HAGRID                         Non- magic folk. This boy's had his                          name down since he were born. He's going                          to the finest school of witchcraft and                          wizardry in the world. And he'll be                          under the finest headmaster that Hogwarts                          has ever seen, Albus Dumbledore...                                                               VOLDEMORT                         I will not pay to have some crack pot                          old fool teach him magic tricks!                                      HAGRID                         Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front                          of me... I'd appreciate it if you didn't                          tell anyone at Hogwarts about that.                          Strictly speaking I'm not supposed to                          do magic.                                      HARRY                         OK                                     HAGRID                         We're a bit behind schedule. Best be                          off. Unless you'd rather stay, of course.                                                                                         - - - -                                     HARRY                         All students must be equipped with a                          one standard size two pewter cauldron,                          and may bring, if they desire, either                          an owl, a cat, or a toad. Can we find                          all this in London?                                      HAGRID                         If you know where to go.                                     TOM (BARTENDER)                         Ah, Hagrid the usual I presume.                                     HAGRID                         No thanks Tom, I'm on official Hogwarts                          business. Just helping young Harry buy                          his school business.                                      TOM                         Bless my soul, it's Harry Potter.                                     OTHER                         Welcome back Mr. Potter welcome back.                                                               DORIS                         Doris Crockford, Mr. Potter. I can't                          believe I'm meeting you at last.                                      QUIRRELL                         Harry P-p-potter. C-can't tell you how                          p-pleased I am to meet you.                                      HAGRID                         hello, professor I didn't see you there.                          Harry Professor Quirrell will be your                          defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.                                                               HARRY                         Oh, nice to meet you,                                     QUIRRELL                         A fearfully fascinating subject. N-not                          that you need it, eh, P-potter?                                      HAGRID                         Yes, well must be going now. Lots to                          buy.                                      HARRY                         Good bye.                                     HAGRID                         See, Harry? You're famous.                                     HARRY                         But why am I famous Hagrid? All those                          people back there how is it they know                          who I am?                                      HAGRID                         I'm not exactly sure I'm the right person                          to tell you that, Harry. Welcome Harry,                          to Diagon Alley. That's where you get                          your quills and ink. Over there, all                          your bits and bobs for doing wizardry.                                                               OTH                         It's a world class racing broom.                                     OTH                          Wow! Look at it the new Nimbus 2000!                          It's the fastest model yet!                                      HARRY                         But Hagrid how am I to pay for all this?                          I haven't any money.                                      HAGRID                         Well there's your money Harry! Gringotts,                          the wizard bank! Ain't no safer place,                          not one! 'Cept perhaps Hogwarts.                                      HARRY                         Hagrid what exactly are these things?                                                               HAGRID                         They're goblins Harry. Clever as they                          come the goblins, but not the most friendly                          of beasts. Best stay close. Mr. Harry                          Potter wishes to make a withdrawal                                                               GOBLIN                         And does Mr. Harry Potter have his key?                                                               HAGRID                         Wait a minute. Got it here somewhere.                          Ha! There's the little devil. Oh, and                          there's something else as well. Professor                          Dumbledore gave me this. It's about                          You- Know- What in vault you know which.                                                               GOBLIN                         Very well.                                     GRIPHOOK                         Vault 687. Lamp please. Key, please                                                               HAGRID                         Didn't think your mum and dad would                          leave you with nothing now did you?                                                               GRIPHOOK                         Vault 713.                                     HARRY                         What's in there Hagrid?                                     HAGRID                         Can't tell you Harry. Hogwarts business.                          Very secret.                                      GRIPHOOK                         Stand back.                                     HAGRID                         Best not to mention this to anyone Harry.                                                               HARRY                         I still need... a wand.                                     HAGRID                         A wand? Well, you want Ollivander's.                          There ain't no place better. Why don't                          you run along and wait. I got one more                          thing to do. Won't be long.                                      HARRY                         Hello? Hello?                                     OLLI                         I wondered when I'd be seeing you Mr.                          Potter. It seems only yesterday that                          you mother and father were in here buying                          their first wands. Here we are. Well                          give it a wave. Apparently not. Perhaps                          this. NO, no definitely not. No matter.                          I wonder... Curious... very curious                                                               HARRY                         Sorry but what's curious                                     OLLI                         I remember every wand that I've sold                          Mr. Potter, every one. It so happens                          that the phoenix whose tail feather                          resides in your wand, gave another feather.                          Just one other. It is curious that you                          should be destined for this wand when                          its brother gave you that scar.                                      HARRY                         And who owned that wand?                                     OLLI                         We do not speak his name. The wand chooses                          the wizard Mr. Potter. It is not always                          clear why. But I think it is clear that                          we can expect great things from you.                          After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named                          did great things. Terrible, yes, but                          great.                                      HAGRID                         Harry! Harry! Happy Birthday!                                     HARRY                         Woah!                                     HAGRID                         You all right Harry? You seem very quiet.                                                               HARRY                         He killed my parents didn't he? The                          one who gave me this. You know Hagrid.                          I know you do.                                      HAGRID                         First and understand this Harry because                          it's very important. Not all wizards                          are good. Some of them go bad. A few                          years ago one of them went as bad as                          you can go. His name was V--. His name                          was V--.                                      HARRY                         Well maybe if you wrote it down?                                     HAGRID                         Naw I can't spell it. All right, Voldemort.                                                               HARRY                         Voldemort?                                     HAGRID                         Shh. It was dark times Harry, dark times.                          Voldemort started to gather some followers.                          Brought them over to the Dark Side.                          Anyone who stood up to him ended up                          dead. Your parents fought against him.                          Nobody lived once he decided to kill                          them. Nobody, not one. Except you.                                                               HARRY                         Me? Voldemort tried to kill me?                                     HAGRID                         Yes. That ain't no ordinary cut on your                          forehead Harry. A mark from that only                          comes from being touched by a curse,                          an evil curse at that.                                      HARRY                         What happened to V--... To You-Know-Who?                                                               HAGRID                         Well some say he died. Codswallop in                          my opinion. Nope, I reckon he's out                          there still too tired to carry on. But                          one thing's absolutely certain. Something                          about you stumped him that night. That's                          why you're famous. That's why everybody                          knows your name. You're the boy who                          lived.                                      HAGRID                         Well some say he died. Codswallop in                          my opinion. Nope, I reckon he's out                          there still too tired to carry on. But                          one thing's absolutely certain. Something                          about you stumped him that night. That's                          why you're famous. That's why everybody                          knows your name. You're the boy who                          lived.                                                               - - - -                                     HAGRID                         What are you looking at? Blimey is that                          time? Sorry Harry, but I'm gonna have                          to leave you. Dumbledore would be wanting                          his... Well, he'd be wanting to see                          me. Now, your train leaves in 10 minutes.                          Here's your ticket. Stick to it Harry,                          that's very important. Stick to you                          ticket.                                      HARRY                         Platform 9 ¾? But, Hagrid, there must                          be a mistake. This says Platform 9 ¾.                          There's no such thing. Is there?                                      OTH                         Sorry.                                     HARRY                         Excuse me! Excuse me!                                     OTH                         On your left.                                     HARRY                         Excuse me sir. Can you tell me where                          I might find Platform 9 ¾?                                      OTH                         9 ¾? Think you're being funny do you?                                                               MRS. WEASLEY                         It's the same every year packed with                          Muggles of course. Come on!                                      HARRY                         Muggles?                                     MRS. WEASLEY                         Platform 9 ¾ this way! All right Percy                          you first. Fred you next.                                      GEORGE WEASLEY                         He's not Fred I am!                                     FRED WEASLEY                         Honestly, woman you call yourself our                          mother!                                      MRS. WEASLEY                         I'm sorry George.                                     FRED WEASLEY                         Only joking! I am Fred.                                     HARRY                         Excuse me! Could you tell me how to...                                                               MRS. WEASLEY                         How to get on to the platform? Yes,                          not to worry dear, it's Ron's first                          time to Hogwarts as well. Now, all you                          have to do is walk straight at the wall                          between platforms 9 and 10. Best do                          it at a run if you're nervous.                                      GINNY                         Good luck!                                                              - -                                     RON WEASLEY                         Excuse me, do you mind? Every where                          else is full.                                      HARRY                         Not at all.                                     RON WEASLEY                         I'm Ron by the way! Ron Weasley.                                     HARRY                         I'm Harry. Harry Potter.                                     RON WEASLEY                         SO it's true! DO you really have the...                          the...                                      HARRY                         The what?                                     RON WEASLEY                         The scar?                                     HARRY                         Oh!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Wicked!                                     OTH                         Anything off the trolley dears?                                     RON WEASLEY                         No, thanks, I'm all set.                                     HARRY                         We'll take the lot!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Woah!                                     HARRY                         Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans?                                     RON WEASLEY                         They mean every flavor! There's chocolate,                          peppermint and also, spinach liver,                          and tripe. George sweared he got boogie                          flavored one once.                                      HARRY                         These aren't real frogs are they?                                     RON WEASLEY                         It's just a spell. But it's the cards                          you want. Each pack's got a famous witch                          or wizard. I got about 500 me self.                          Watch it! That's rotten luck. They've                          only got one good jump in them to begin                          with.                                      HARRY                         I've got Dumbledore!                                     RON WEASLEY                         I've got about 6 of him.                                     HARRY                         Hey, he's gone!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Well you can't expect him to hang around                          all day, can you? This is Scabbers by                          the way. Pathetic isn't he?                                      HARRY                         Just a little bit.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Fred gave me a spell to turn him yellow.                          Want to see?                                      HARRY                         Yeah!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Ahem... Sunshine...                                     HERMIONE                         has anyone seen a toad? A boy named                          Neville's has one.                                      RON WEASLEY                         No.                                     HERMIONE                         Oh are you doing magic? Let's see then.                                                               RON WEASLEY                         Ahem. Sunshine Daisies Butter Mellow                          Turn this stupid fat rat yellow.                                      HERMIONE                         Are you sure that's a real spell? Well,                          it's not very good is it? Of course,                          I've only tried a few simple ones myself                          but they've all worked for me. For example:                          Oculus Reparo. That's better isn't it?                          Holy cricket! You're Harry Potter! I'm                          Hermione Granger. And you are...?                                                               RON WEASLEY                         I'm Ron Weasley.                                     HERMIONE                         Pleasure. You two better change into                          your robes. I expect we'll be arriving                          soon. You've dirt on your nose by the                          way. Just there.                                      HAGRID                         Right then. First years this way, please!                          First years, don't be shy. Come on now,                          hurry up! Hello Harry!                                      HARRY                         Hi Hagrid!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Woah!                                     HAGRID                         Right, then. This way to the boats.                          Come on now, follow me.                                      RON WEASLEY                         Wicked!                                                              - - - -                                     MCGONAGALL                         Welcome to Hogwarts. Now, in a few moments                          you will pass through these doors and                          join your classmates. But before you                          take your seats, you must be sorted                          into your houses. They are Gryffindor,                          Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin.                          Now while you're here your house will                          be like your family. Your triumphs will                          earn you points. Any rule breaking and                          you will loose points. At the end of                          the year, the houses with the most points                          is awarded the house cup.                                      NEVILLE                         Trevor! Sorry.                                     MCGONAGALL                         The Sorting Ceremony will begin momentarily.                                                               DRACO MALFOY                         It's true then, what they're saying                          on the train. Harry Potter has come                          to Hogwarts.                                      N & OTH                         Harry Potter?                                     DRACO MALFOY                         This is Crabbe and Goyle. And I'm Malfoy.                          Draco Malfoy. Think my name's funny                          do you? No need to ask yours. Red hair                          and a hand-me-down robe? You must be                          a Weasley. You'll soon find out that                          some wizarding families are better than                          others, Potter. You don't want to making                          friends with the wrong sort. I can help                          you there.                                      HARRY                         I think I can tell the wrong sort for                          my self thanks.                                      MCGONAGALL                         We're ready for you. Follow me.                                     HERMIONE                         It's not real the ceiling. It's just                          bewitched to look like the night outside.                          I read about it in Hogwarts, A History.                                                               MCGONAGALL                         Will you wait along here please. Now                          before we begin, Professor Dumbledore                          would like to say a few words.                                      DUMBLEDORE                         I have a few start-of-term notices I                          wish to announce. The first years please                          note, that the Dark Forest is strictly                          forbidden to all students. Also, our                          caretaker, Mr. Filch, has asked me to                          remind you that the third floor corridor                          on the right hand side is out of bounds                          to all who do not wish to die a most                          painful death. Thank you.                                      MCGONAGALL                         When I call your name you will come                          forth, I shall place the Sorting Hat                          on your head, and you will be sorted                          into your houses. Hermione Granger!                                                               HERMIONE                         Oh, no. OK relax.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Mental that one, I'm telling you.                                     SHARRY                         Ah, right then. Hum... Right. Okay,                          Gryffindor!                                      MCGONAGALL                         Draco Malfoy!                                     SHARRY                         Slytherin!                                     RON WEASLEY                         There's no witch or wizard who went                          bad who wasn't in Slytherin.                                      MCGONAGALL                         Susan Bones!                                     HARRY                         Ow!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Harry what is it?                                     HARRY                         Nothing. Nothing, I'm fine                                     SHARRY                         ...where shall I put you? Let's see...                          I know! Hufflepuff!                                      MCGONAGALL                         Ronald Weasley!                                     SHARRY                         Ha! Another Weasley! I know just what                          to do with you... Gryffindor!                                      MCGONAGALL                         Harry potter                                     SHARRY                         Hmmm... Difficult, very difficult. Plenty                          of courage, I see. Not a bad mind either.                          There's talent, oh yes, and a thirst                          to prove yourself. But where to put                          you...                                      HARRY                         Not Slytherin, not Slytherin!                                     SHARRY                         Not Slytherin eh? Are you sure? You                          could be great you know. It's all herein                          your head. And Slytherin will help you                          on the way to greatness, there's no                          doubt about that. No? (Harry whispering:                          Please, Please anything but Slytherin,                          anything but Slytherin.) Well if you're                          sure, better be... Gryffindor!                                      MCGONAGALL                         Your attention please.                                     DUMBLEDORE                         Let the feast begin!                                     HARRY                         Wow!                                     SFRED WEASLEY                         I'm half and half. Me dad's a Muggle,                          mam's a witch. Bit of a nasty shock                          for him when he found out!                                      HARRY                         Say Percy, who's that teacher talking                          to Professor Quirrell?                                      PERCY                         Oh, Professor Snape, head of Slytherin                          house.                                      HARRY                         What's he teach?                                     PERCY                         Potions. But everyone knows it's the                          Dark Arts he fancies. He's been after                          Quirrell's job for years.                                      RON WEASLEY                         Ah!                                     SIR NEVILLE                         Hello! How are you? Welcome to Gryffindor.                                                               OTH                         It's the Bloody Baron!                                     PERCY                         Hello, Sir Nicholas. Have a nice summer?                                                               SIR NEVILLE                         Dismal. Once again my request to join                          the Headless Hunt has been denied.                                                               RON WEASLEY                         I know you. You're Nearly Headless Nick.                                                               SIR NEVILLE                         I prefer Sir Nicholas if you don't mind.                                                               HERMIONE                         "Nearly" headless? How can you be "nearly"                          headless?                                      SIR NEVILLE                         Like this.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Ah!                                                              - - - -                                     PERCY                         Gryffindors, follow me, please. Keep                          up. Thank-you.                                      OTH                         Ravenclaw follow me. This way.                                     PERCY                         This is the most direct part to the                          dormitories. Oh, and keep an eye on                          the staircases, they like to change.                          Keep up please, and follow me. Quickly                          now, come on. Come on.                                      OTH                         That picture's moving!                                     OTH                         Look at that one.                                     OTH                         I think she fancies you.                                     OTH                         Look, look!                                     OTH                         Who's that girl?                                     WALL PICTURE                         Welcome to Hogwarts!                                     THE FAT LADY                         Password?                                     PERCY                         Caput Draconis. Follow me, everyone.                          Keep up. Quickly, come on! Gather around                          here. Welcome to the Gryffindor common                          room. Boys' dormitories is upstairs                          and down to your left. Girls the same                          on your right. You'll find all your                          belonging have already been brought                          up.                                                                                                                             - - - -                                     RON WEASLEY                         Whew! We made it! Can you imagine the                          look on McGonagall's face if we were                          late? That was bloody brilliant!                                      MCGONAGALL                         Thank-you for that assessment Mr. Weasley.                          Perhaps it would be more useful if I                          transfigured Mr. Potter and yourself                          into a pocket watch. That way one of                          you might be on time.                                      HARRY                         We got lost.                                     MCGONAGALL                         Then perhaps a map? I trust you don't                          need one to find your seats.                                                                                                    SEVERUS SNAPE                         There will be no foolish wand-waving                          or silly incantations in this class.                          As such, I don't expect many of you                          to appreciate the subtle science and                          exact art that is potion making. However,                          for those select few who possess the                          predisposition. I can teach you how                          to bewitch the mind and ensnare the                          senses. I show you how to bottle fame,                          brew glory, and even put a stopper in                          death. Then again maybe some of you                          have come to Hogwarts in possession                          of abilities so formidable that you                          feel confident enough to not pay attention.                          Mr. Potter, our new celebrity. Tell                          me what would I get if I added root                          of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?                          You don't know? Well let's try again.                          Where Mr. Potter would you look if I                          asked you to find me a bezoar?                                      HARRY                         I don't know, sir.                                     SEVERUS SNAPE                         And what is the difference between monkswood                          and wolfsbane?                                      HARRY                         I don't know sir.                                     SEVERUS SNAPE                         Pity. Clearly fame isn't everything.                          Is it Mr. Potter?                                                                                                    SFRED WEASLEY                         Eye of rabbit, harp sting hum, turn                          this water into rum... Eye of rabbit                          harp sting hum, turn this water into                          rum.                                      HARRY                         What's Seamus trying to do to that glass                          of water?                                      RON WEASLEY                         Turn it to rum. Actually he managed                          to make weak tea yesterday, before---                          Ah, mail's here.                                      HARRY                         Can I burrow this? Thanks.                                     OTH                         Hey look! Neville's got a Remembrall.                                                               HERMIONE                         I've read about those. When the smoke                          turns red it means you've forgotten                          something.                                      NEVILLE                         The only problem is I can't remember                          what I have forgotten.                                      HARRY                         Hey Ron, somebody broke into Gringotts.                          Listen: "Believed to be the work of                          Dark wizards or witches unknown, Gringotts                          goblins were acknowledging the breach                          insist nothing was taken. The vault                          in question number 713 had been emptied                          earlier that very same day." That's                          odd. That's the vault Hagrid and I went                          to.                                                               - - - -                                     MHARRY                         Good afternoon, class.                                     OTHS                         Good afternoon Madame Hooch.                                     MHARRY                         Good afternoon Amanda, good afternoon.                          Welcome to your first flying lesson.                          Well what are you waiting for? Everyone                          step up to the left side of their broomstick.                          Come on now, hurry up. Stick your right                          hand over the broom and say up.                                      H & OTHS                         Up! Up!                                     HARRY                         Woah!                                     DRACO MALFOY                         Up.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Up. Up!                                     MHARRY                         With feeling!                                     HERMIONE                         Up. Up! Up. Up!                                     RON WEASLEY                         UP! Ow! Shut up Harry.                                     MHARRY                         Now once you've got hold of your broom,                          I want you to mount it. Grip it tight.                          You don't wanna be sliding off the end.                          When I blow my whistle, I want each                          of you to kick off from the ground,                          hard. Keep your broom steady, hover                          for a moment, then lean forward slightly                          and touch back down. On my whistle.                          Three, two... Mr. Longbottom. Mr. Mr.                          Mr. Longbottom!                                      OTHS                         Down! Down!                                     HARRY                         Neville!                                     NEVILLE                         Help! Help!                                     MHARRY                         Come back down this instant! Mr. Longbottom!                          Everyone out of the way!                                      HERMIONE                         Is he alright?                                     NEVILLE                         Ow!                                     MHARRY                         Oh oh oh. Oh dear, it's a broken wrist.                          Poor boy. Come on now, up you get. Everyone                          is to keep their feet firmly on the                          ground while I take Mr. Longbottom to                          the hospital wing. Understand? If I                          see a single broom in the air the one                          riding it will find themselves out of                          Hogwarts before they can say "Quidditch".                                                               DRACO MALFOY                         Did you see his face? If the fat lump                          had given this a squeeze he would remember                          to fall on his fat arse.                                      HARRY                         Give it here Malfoy.                                     DRACO MALFOY                         No, I think I'll leave it somewhere                          for Longbottom to find. How about on                          the roof? What's the matter Potter?                          Bit beyond you reach?                                      HERMIONE                         Harry! No way! You heard what Madame                          Hooch said. Besides you don't even know                          how to fly! What an idiot!                                      HARRY                         Give it here Malfoy or I'll knock you                          off your broom!                                      DRACO MALFOY                         Is that so? Have it your way, then!                                                               OTH                         Yeah!                                     OTH                         Nice going, Harry!                                     OTH                         That was wicked Harry!                                     MCGONAGALL                         Harry Potter! Follow me. You wait here.                                                               QUIRRELL                         ... this is an ingredient...                                     MCGONAGALL                         Professor Quirrell, excuse me, excuse                          me could I borrow Wood for a moment,                          please?                                      QUIRRELL                         Well, yes of course.                                     MCGONAGALL                         Potter, this is Oliver Wood. Wood I                          have found you a Seeker.                                                                                                                              - - - -                                     SIR NEVILLE                         Have you heard Harry Potter's the new                          Gryffindor Seeker. I always knew he'd                          do well.                                      RON WEASLEY                         Seeker? But first years never make the                          house teams. You must be the youngest                          Quidditch player in...                                      HARRY                         A century. According to McGonagall.                                                               FRED WEASLEY                         Well dome Harry! Wood's just told us!                                                               RON WEASLEY                         Fred and George are on the team too.                          Beaters.                                      GEORGE WEASLEY                         Our job is to make sure that you don't                          get bloody up too bad. Can't make any                          promises of course. Rough game Quidditch.                                                               FRED WEASLEY                         Brutal! But, nobody's died in years.                          Someone vanishes occasionally.                                      GEORGE WEASLEY                         But they'll turn up in a month or two!                                                               RON WEASLEY                         Oh go on Harry! Quidditch is great.                          Best game there is, and you'll be great                          too!                                      HARRY                         But I've never even played Quidditch!                          What if I make a fool of myself?                                      HERMIONE                         You won't make a fool of yourself. It's                          in your blood.                                      RON WEASLEY                         Woah! Harry, you never told me your                          father was a seeker too!                                      HARRY                         I didn't know.                                                                                                                            - - - -                                     RON WEASLEY                         I'm telling you, it's spooky! She knows                          move about you than you do!                                      HARRY                         Who doesn't? What's happening?                                     HERMIONE                         The staircases change remember?                                     HARRY                         Let's go this way.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Before the staircase moves again. Does                          anybody feel like we shouldn't be here?                                                               HERMIONE                         We're not supposed to be here. This                          is the third floor. It's forbidden!                                                               HARRY                         Let's go.                                     HERMIONE                         Flich's cat!                                     HARRY                         Run! Quick, let's hide through that                          door! It's locked!                                      RON WEASLEY                         that's it we're done for!                                     HERMIONE                         Oh! Move over! Alohomora! Get in!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Alohomora?                                     HERMIONE                         Standard Book Of Spells- Chapter 7!                                                               FILCH                         Any one here my sweet? Come on.                                     HERMIONE                         He thinks this door is locked.                                     RON WEASLEY                         He thinks this door is locked.                                     HERMIONE                         It was locked.                                     HARRY                         And for good reason.                                     H, R, & HERMIONE                         AH!                                     RON WEASLEY                         What do they think they're doing? Keeping                          a thing like that locked up in a school?                                                               HERMIONE                         You don't use your eyes do you? Didn't                          you see what it was standing on?                                      RON WEASLEY                         I wasn't looking at its feet! I was                          a bit preoccupied with its heads. Or                          maybe you didn't notice... the three!                                                               HERMIONE                         It was standing on a trap door. It wasn't                          there by accident. It's guarding something.                                                               HARRY                         Guarding something?                                     HERMIONE                         That's right. Now, if you two don't                          mind, I'm going to bed before either                          of you come up with another clever idea                          to get killed or worse... expelled.                                                               RON WEASLEY                         She needs to sort out her priorities.                                                                                        - - - -                                     OLIVER WOOD                         Quidditch is easy enough to understand.                          Each team has 7 players. Three Chasers,                          two Beaters, one Keeper and a Seeker,                          that's you. There are three kinds of                          balls. This one's called the Quaffle.                          The Chasers handle the Quaffle and try                          to put it through one of those three                          hoops. The Keeper, that's me, defends                          the hoops. With me so far?                                      HARRY                         I think so. What are those?                                     OLIVER WOOD                         You better take this. Careful now, it's                          coming back. Not bad Potter, you'd make                          a fair Beater. Uh-oh.                                      HARRY                         What was that?                                     OLIVER WOOD                         Bludgers. Nasty little buggers. But                          you are a Seeker. The only thing I want                          you to worry about is this, the Golden                          Snitch.                                      HARRY                         I like this ball.                                     OLIVER WOOD                         Eh, you like it now. But it's wicked                          fast and damn near impossible to see.                                                               HARRY                         What do I do with it?                                     OLIVER WOOD                         You catch it. Before the other team's                          Seeker. You catch this the game's over.                          You catch this, Potter, and we win.                                                               HARRY                         Woah!                                                              - - - -                                     PROFESSOR FLITWICK                         One of a wizard's most rudimental skill                          is levitation or the ability to make                          objects fly. Do you all have your feathers?                          Good. Now don't forget the nice wrist                          movement we've been practicing. Hum!                          The "Swish and Flick". Everyone, the                          "Swish and Flick". Good! Oh and annunciate!                          Wingardium Leviosa. Off you go then!                                                               OTHS                         Wingardium Leviosa; Wingardium Leviosa!                                                               RON WEASLEY                         Wingardium Leviosa!                                     HERMIONE                         No, stop stop stop! You're going to                          take someone's eye out! Besides, you're                          saying it wrong. It's Levi-o-sa, not                          Leviosar.                                      RON WEASLEY                         You do it then if you're so clever.                          Go on, go on!                                      HERMIONE                         Wingardium Leviosa.                                     PROFESSOR FLITWICK                         Oh oh! Well done! See here everyone,                          Miss Granger's done it! Ho ho! Splendid!                                                               SFRED WEASLEY                         Wingard-Leviosa; Wingard-- Leviosa                                                               PROFESSOR FLITWICK                         Well done dear. OH!                                     HARRY                         I think we're going to need another                          feather over here professor.                                      RON WEASLEY                         "It's Levi-o-sa not Leviosar." She's                          a nightmare honestly! It's no wonder                          she hasn't got any friends!                                      HARRY                         I think she heard you.                                                                                                   HARRY                         Where's Hermione?                                     NEVILLE                         Parvati Patil said she's wouldn't come                          out of the girl's bathroom. She said                          she's been there all afternoon, crying.                                                               QUIRRELL                         Troll in the dungeon! Troll in the dungeon!                          Though you ought to know.                                      OTHS                         Ah!                                     DUMBLEDORE                         SILENCE! Everyone will please not panic!                          Now prefects please escort your house                          to the dormitories. Teachers will follow                          me to the dungeons.                                      PERCY                         Gryffindors, keep up, please, and stay                          alert!                                      HARRY                         How could a troll get in?                                     RON WEASLEY                         Not on its own. Trolls are really stupid.                          Probably people playing jokes. What?                                                               HARRY                         Hermione! She doesn't know!                                     RON WEASLEY                         I think the troll's left the dungeon!                                                               HARRY                         It's going into the girl's bathroom.                          Hermione move!                                      HERMIONE                         Help! Help!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Hey, pea brain!                                     HERMIONE                         Ah! Help!                                     HARRY                         Woah!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Ugh!                                     HARRY                         Do something!                                     RON WEASLEY                         What?                                     HARRY                         Anything! Hurry up!                                     HERMIONE                         "Swish & Flick!"                                     RON WEASLEY                         Wingardium Leviosa! Cool.                                     HERMIONE                         Is it dead?                                     HARRY                         No just knocked out.                                     HARRY                         Ugh.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Troll boogies.                                     MCGONAGALL                         Oh my goodness! Explain yourselves both                          of you!                                      H & RON WEASLEY                         Well what it is-                                     HERMIONE                         It's my fault Professor Mc Gonagall                                                               MCGONAGALL                         Miss. Granger?                                     HERMIONE                         I went looking for the troll I've read                          about them and I though I could handle                          it. But I was wrong.  If Harry and Ron                          hadn’t come and found me... I’d probably                          be dead.                                      MCGONAGALL                         Be that as it may, it was an extremely                          foolish thing to do. I would have expected                          more rational behavior on your part                          and am very disappointed in you Miss.                          Granger. Five points will be taken from                          Gryffindor for your serious lack of                          judgement. As for you two gentle I just                          hope you realize how fortunate you are.                          Not many first year students could take                          on a fully grown mountain troll and                          live to tell the tale. Five points will                          be awarded to each of you, for sheer                          dumb luck.                                      QUIRRELL                         Perhaps you ought to go. It might wake                          up.                                                               - - - -                                     RON WEASLEY                         Take a bit of toast, mate. Go on.                                     HERMIONE                         Ron's right Harry, you're going to need                          your strength today.                                      HARRY                         I'm not hungry.                                     SEVERUS SNAPE                         Good luck today, Potter. Then again,                          now that you've proven yourself against                          a troll, a little game of Quidditch                          should be easy work for you. Even if                          it is against Slytherin.                                      HARRY                         That explains the blood.                                     HERMIONE                         Blood?                                     HARRY                         Listen, last night, I'm guessing Snape                          let the troll in as diversion so he                          could get past that three headed dog.                          But, he got bit, that's why he's limping.                                                               HERMIONE                         But why would anyone go near that dog?                                                               HARRY                         The day I was at Gringotts, Hagrid took                          something out of one of the vaults.                          Said it was Hogwarts business, very                          secret.                                      HERMIONE                         So you're saying- -                                     HARRY                         That's what the dog's guarding. That's                          what Snape wants.                                      HERMIONE                         A bit early for mail isn't it?                                     HARRY                         But, I never get mail.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Let's open it.                                     HARRY                         It's a broomstick.                                     RON WEASLEY                         It's not just a broomstick, Harry. It's                          a Nimbus 2000!                                      HARRY                         But who--?                                                                                                   OLIVER WOOD                         Scared, Harry?                                     HARRY                         A little.                                     OLIVER WOOD                         It's alright. I felt the same way before                          my first game.                                      HARRY                         What happened?                                     OLIVER WOOD                         I.. uh...I don't really remember...                          Took a Bludger to the head two minutes                          in. Woke in the hospital a week later.                                                               LJ                         Hello! Welcome to Hogwart's first Quidditch                          game of the season! Today's game: Slytherin                          vs. Gryffindor! The player take their                          positions as Madam Hooch steps onto                          the field to begin the game!                                      MHARRY                         Now, I want a nice clean game... from                          all of you.                                      LJ                         The Bludgers are up. Followed by the                          Golden Snitch. Remember the Snitch is                          worth 150 points. The Seeker who catches                          the Snitch ends the game. The Quaffle                          is released and the game begins! Anjelina                          Johnson scores! Ten points for Gryffindor!                                                               HAGRID                         Well done!                                     LJ                         Slytherin takes the Quaffle. Bletchley                          passes to Captain Marcus Flint. Another                          ten points to Gryffindor!                                      MFRED WEASLEY                         Give me that! Take that side!                                     HAGRID                         What's going on with Harry's broomstick?                                                               HERMIONE                         It's Snape! He's jinxing the broom!                                                               RON WEASLEY                         Jinxing the broom?! What do we do?                                                               HERMIONE                         Leave it to me!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Come on Hermione!                                     HERMIONE                         Lacarnum Inflamarae.                                     OTH                         Fire! You're on fire!                                     HAGRID                         Go, go, go, go! Looks like he's gonna                          be sick!                                      LJ                         He's got the Snitch! Harry Potter receives                          150 points for catching the Snitch!                                                               MHARRY                         Gryffindor wins!                                     HAGRID                         Yes!                                     OTHS                         Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter                          Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry                          Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor!                                                                                                                                                      - - - -                                     HAGRID                         Nonsense! Why would Snape put a curse                          on Harry's broom?                                      HARRY                         Who knows? Why was he trying to get                          past that three-headed dog on Halloween?                                                               HAGRID                         Who told you about Fluffy?                                     RON WEASLEY                         Fluffy?                                     HERMIONE                         That thing has a name?                                     HAGRID                         Well, of course, he's got a name! He's                          mine! I brought him off an Irish feller                          I met down at the pub last year. Then                          I lent him to Dumbledore to guard the---                                                               HARRY                         Yes?                                     HAGRID                         I shouldn't have said that. No more                          questions! Don't ask anymore question!                          That's top- secret that is.                                      HARRY                         But Hagrid, whatever Fluffy's guarding                          Snape's trying to steal it!                                      HAGRID                         Codswallop! Professor Snape is a Hogwarts                          teacher!                                      HERMIONE                         Hogwarts teacher or not I know a spell                          when I see one! I've read all about                          them. You've got to keep eye contact                          and Snape wasn't blinking!                                      HARRY                         Exactly.                                     HAGRID                         Now listen to me, all three of you,                          you're meddling in things that ought                          not to be meddled in. It's dangerous!                          What that dog is guarding is strictly                          between Professor Dumbledore and Nicholas                          Flamel.                                      HARRY                         Nicholas Flamel?                                     HAGRID                         I shouldn't have said that. I should                          not have said that.                                      HARRY                         Nicholas Flamel. Who's Nicholas Flamel?                                                               HERMIONE                         I don't know.                                                                                                   HOGWART GHOSTS                         Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. Ring                          the Hogwart bell. Merry Christmas, Merry                          Christmas. Cast a Christmas spell.                                                               HARRY                         Knight to E-5.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Queen to E-5.                                     HERMIONE                         That's totally barbaric!                                     RON WEASLEY                         That's wizard's chess. I see you've                          packed.                                      HERMIONE                         See you haven't.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Change of plans. My parents have decided                          to go to Romania to visit my brother                          Charlie. He's studying dragons there.                                                               HERMIONE                         Good. You can help Harry then. He's                          going to look in the library for information                          on Nicholas Flamel.                                      RON WEASLEY                         We've looked a hundred times!                                     HERMIONE                         Not in the Restricted Section. Happy                          Christmas.                                      RON WEASLEY                         I think we've had a bad influence on                          her.                                                                                                                             - - - -                                     RON WEASLEY                         Harry wake up! Come on Harry! Wake up!                          Happy Christmas Harry!                                      HARRY                         Happy Christmas Ron! What are you wearing?                                                               RON WEASLEY                         Oh, my mum made it. Looks like you've                          got one too.                                      HARRY                         I've got presents?                                     RON WEASLEY                         Yeah! There they are.                                     HARRY                         "Your father left this in my possession                          before he died. It is time it was returned                          to you. Use it well."?                                      RON WEASLEY                         What is it?                                     HARRY                         Some kind of cloak.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Well let's see then! Put it on! Woah!                                                               HARRY                         My body is gone!                                     RON WEASLEY                         I know what that is! That's an Invisibility                          Cloak!                                      HARRY                         I'm invisible?                                     RON WEASLEY                         They're really rare. I wonder who gave                          it to you.                                      HARRY                         There was no name. It just said, "Use                          it well."                                      HARRY                         Famous Fire Eaters. Fifteenth Century                          Fiends. Flamel. Nicholas Flamel. Where                          are you?                                      FILCH                         I know you're in there. You can't hide.                          Who is it? Show yourself!                                      QUIRRELL                         Severus I-I-I                                     SEVERUS SNAPE                         You don't want me as your enemy Quirrell.                                                               QUIRRELL                         I don't know what you mean.                                     SEVERUS SNAPE                         You know perfectly well what I mean.                          We'll have another little chat soon.                          When you've had time to decide where                          your loyalties lie.                                      FILCH                         Professors. I found this in the Restricted                          Section. It's still hot. That means                          there's a student out of bed.                                      HARRY                         Mum, Dad? Ron! You've really gotta see                          this! Ron! You've gotta see this! Ron!                          Come on, get out of bed!                                      RON WEASLEY                         Why?                                     HARRY                         There's something you've got to see!                          Now, come on! Come on! Come! Come look!                          It's my parents!                                      RON WEASLEY                         I only see us.                                     HARRY                         Look in properly. Go on, stand there.                          There. You see them don't you? That's---                                                               RON WEASLEY                         That's me! Only, I'm Head Boy. And I'm                          holding the Quidditch Cup. And bloody                          hell! I'm Quidditch captain too! I look                          good! Harry, do you think this mirror                          shows the future?                                      HARRY                         How can it? Both my parents are dead.                                                                                                                             DUMBLEDORE                         Back again Harry? I see that you, like                          many others before you have discovered                          the delights of the Mirror of Erised.                          I trust now, you realize what it what                          it does. Let me give you a clue. The                          happiest man on earth would look in                          the mirror and only see himself exactly                          as he is.                                      HARRY                         So then, it shows us what we want...                          Whatever we want?                                      DUMBLEDORE                         Yes, and no. It shows us nothing more                          or less then the deepest and most desperate                          desires of our hearts. Now you Harry,                          who have never known your family you                          see them standing beside you. But remember                          this, Harry. This mirror gives us neither                          knowledge or truth. Men have wasted                          away in front of it. Even gone mad.                          That is why tomorrow it will be moved                          to a new home. And I must ask you not                          to go looking for it again. It does                          not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and                          forget to live.                                                               - - - -                                     HERMIONE                         I had you looking in the wrong section!                          How could I be so stupid? I checked                          this out weeks ago for a bit of light                          reading!                                      RON WEASLEY                         This is light?                                     HERMIONE                         Of course! Here it is! "Nicholas Flamel                          is the only known maker of the Sorcerer's                          Stone                                      H&RON WEASLEY                         The what?                                     HERMIONE                         Honestly don't you two read? "The Sorcerer's                          Stone is a legendary substance with                          astonishing powers. It will transform                          any metal into pure gold and produce                          the Elixir of Life which will make the                          drinker immortal."                                      RON WEASLEY                         Immortal!                                     HERMIONE                         It means you'll never die.                                     RON WEASLEY                         I know what it means!                                     HERMIONE                         The only stone currently in existence                          belongs to Mr. Nicholas Flamel, the                          noted alchemist who last year celebrated                          his 665th birthday." That's what Fluffy's                          guarding on the third floor. That's                          what's under the trap door. The Sorcerer's                          Stone.                                      HARRY                         Hagrid!                                     HAGRID                         Oh, hello. I don't wish to be rude,                          but I'm in no fit state to entertain                          today.                                      H&R&HERMIONE                         We know about the Sorcerer's Stone!                                                                                        g; Oh.                                     HARRY                         We think Snape's trying to steal it.                                                               HAGRID                         Snape? Blimey, you're still on about                          him, are you?                                      HARRY                         Hagrid! We know he's after the Stone                          we just don't know why!                                      HAGRID                         Snape is one of the teachers protecting                          the Stone! He's not about to steal it.                                                               HARRY                         What?                                     HAGRID                         You heard. Right, now, come on, I'm                          a bit preoccupied today.                                      HARRY                         Wait a minute! "One of the teachers"?                                                               HERMIONE                         Of course! There are other things defending                          the Stone, aren't there? Spells, enchantments?                                                               HAGRID                         Right. Waste of bloody time if you ask                          me. Ain't no one gonna get past Fluffy.                          Ain't a soul knows how, except me and                          Dumbledore. I shouldn't have told you                          that. I should not have told you that.                                                               HARRY                         Hagrid, what exactly is that?                                     HAGRID                         Oh, That? It's a...it's um...                                     RON WEASLEY                         I know what that is! But Hagrid how                          did you get one?                                      HAGRID                         I won it! Off a stranger I met at the                          pub. Seemed quite glad to be rid of                          it, as a matter of fact.                                      HERMIONE                         Is that...a dragon?                                     RON WEASLEY                         That's not just a dragon! That's a Norwegian                          Ridgeback! My brother Charlie works                          with these in Romania.                                      HAGRID                         Isn't he beautiful? Oh bless him look,                          he knows his mummy! Hello Norbert!                                                               HARRY                         Norbert?                                     HAGRID                         Well he's gotta have a name don't he?                          Don't you Norbert? Te de de de de! Oh!                          Woah! He'll have to be trained up a                          bit of course. Who's that?                                      HARRY                         Malfoy.                                     HAGRID                         Oh, dear.                                     HARRY                         Hagrid always wanted a dragon. He told                          me so the first time I ever met him.                                                               RON WEASLEY                         It's crazy! And worse Malfoy knows.                                                               HERMIONE                         I don't understand. Is that bad?                                     RON WEASLEY                         It's bad.                                     MCGONAGALL                         Good evening. Nothing I repeat nothing                          gives a student the right to walk about                          the school at night. Therefore as punishment                          for your actions, 50 points will be                          taken.                                      HARRY                         50!                                     MCGONAGALL                         Each. And to ensure that it doesn't                          happen again all four of you will receive                          detention.                                      DRACO MALFOY                         Excuse me professor. Perhaps I heard                          you wrong. I thought you said the four                          of us.                                      MCGONAGALL                         No you heard me correctly Mr. Malfoy.                          You see, honorable as your intentions                          were you too were out of bed after hours.                          You will join you classmates in detention.                                                                                                                             FILCH                         A pity they let the old punishments                          die. Was a time detention found you                          hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons.                          God, I'll miss the screaming. You'll                          be serving detention with Hagrid tonight.                          He's got a little job to do inside the                          Dark Forest. A sorry lot, this, Hagrid.                          Oh good God you're not still on about                          that bloody dragon now are you?                                      HAGRID                         Norbert's gone. Dumbledore sent him                          off to Romania to live in a colony.                                                               HERMIONE                         Well, that's good isn't it? He'll be                          with his own kind.                                      HAGRID                         Yeah, but what if he don't like Romania?                          What if the other dragons are mean to                          him? He's only a baby after all.                                      FILCH                         Oh, for God's sake pull yourself together                          man. You're going into the Forest after                          all. Got to have your wits about you.                                                               DRACO MALFOY                         The Forest? I thought that was a joke.                          We can't go in there. Students aren't                          allowed. And there are... werewolves!                                                               FILCH                         Ah, there's more that werewolves in                          those trees, lad. You can be sure of                          that. Nighty- night.                                      HAGRID                         Right, let's go.                                                                                                   HARRY                         Hagrid, what is that?                                     HAGRID                         What we're here for. See that? That's                          unicorn blood, that is. I found one                          dead a few weeks ago. Now, this one's                          been hurt bad by something. So, it's                          our job to go and find the poor beast.                          Ron, Hermione, you'll come with me.                                                               RON WEASLEY                         Okay...                                     HAGRID                         And Harry, you'll go with Malfoy.                                     DRACO MALFOY                         Okay, then I get Fang!                                     HAGRID                         Fine. Just so you know he's bloody coward.                                                               DRACO MALFOY                         Wait till my father hears about this!                          This is servant stuff.                                      HARRY                         If I didn't know better Draco, I'd say                          you were scared.                                      DRACO MALFOY                         Scared Potter. Did you hear that?                                     HARRY                         Come on Fang!                                     DRACO MALFOY                         Scared!                                                                                                   HARRY                         What is it Fang?                                     DRACO MALFOY                         AH!                                     FIRENZE                         Harry Potter, you must leave. You are                          known to many creatures here. The Forest                          is not safe at this time. Especially                          for you.                                      HARRY                         But what was that thing you saved me                          from?                                      FIRENZE                         A monstrous creature. It is a terrible                          crime to slay a unicorn. Drinking the                          blood of a unicorn will keep you alive                          even if you are an inch from death.                          But at a terrible price. For you have                          slain something so pure that the moment                          the blood touches your lips you have                          a half-life, a cursed life.                                      HARRY                         But who would choose such a life?                                     FIRENZE                         Can you think of no one?                                     HARRY                         You mean to say that thing that killed                          the unicorn, that was drinking its blood,                          that was Voldemort?                                      FIRENZE                         Do you know what is hidden in the school                          at this very moment, Mr. Potter?                                      HARRY                         The Sorcerer's Stone!                                     HERMIONE                         Harry!                                     HAGRID                         Hello there Firenze. See you've met                          our young Mr. Potter. All right there                          Harry?                                      FIRENZE                         Harry Potter, this is where I leave                          you. You are safe now. Good luck.                                                                                                                             HERMIONE                         You mean, that You- Know- Who is out                          there right now in the Forest?                                      HARRY                         But he's weak. He's living off of unicorns.                          Don't you see? We had it wrong! Snape                          doesn't want the Stone for himself.                          He wants the Stone for Voldemort. With                          the Elixir of Life, Voldemort will become                          strong again. He, he'll come back.                                                               RON WEASLEY                         But if he comes back, you don't think                          he'll try to kill you, do you?                                      HARRY                         I think if he had his chance he would                          have tried to kill me tonight.                                      RON WEASLEY                         And to think, I've been worrying about                          my Potions final.                                      HERMIONE                         Hang on a minute. We're forgetting one                          thing. Who's the one wizard Voldemort                          is always feared? Dumbledore. As long                          as Dumbledore's around, Harry, you're                          safe. As long as Dumbledore's around                          you can't be touched.                                                                                                                             - - - -                                     HERMIONE                         I'd heard Hogwarts' final exams were                          frightful, but I found they're rather                          enjoyable                                      RON WEASLEY                         Speak for yourself. All right there                          Harry?                                      HARRY                         My scar. It keeps burning.                                     HERMIONE                         It's happened before.                                     HARRY                         Not like this.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Perhaps you should see the nurse.                                     HARRY                         I think it's a warning. It means danger's                          coming. Ah. Oh, Of Course.                                      HERMIONE                         What is it?                                     HARRY                         Don't you think it's a bit odd that                          what Hagrid want more than anything                          is a dragon and a stranger turns up                          and just happens to have one? I mean,                          how many people wander around with dragon                          eggs in their pockets? Why didn't I                          see it before? Hagrid, who gave you                          that dragon egg? What did he look like?                                                               HAGRID                         I dunno. I never saw his face. He kept                          his hood up.                                      HARRY                         This stranger though, you and he must                          have talked.                                      HAGRID                         Well, he wanted to know what sort of                          creatures I looked after. And I told                          him, after Fluffy a dragon's gonna be                          no problem.                                      HARRY                         Did he seem interested in Fluffy?                                     HAGRID                         Well of course he was interested in                          Fluffy! How often do you come across                          three headed dogs do you come across                          even if you're in the trade? But I told                          him, I said, I said, "The trick with                          any beast is to know how to calm him."                          Take Fluffy for example, just play him                          a bit of music and he falls straight                          asleep. I shouldn't have told you that.                          Where are you going? Where are you---?                                                                                                                             HARRY                         We have to see professor Dumbledore                          immediately!                                      HARRY                         We have to see Professor Dumbledore                          immediately!                                      MCGONAGALL                         I’m afraid Professor Dumbledore’s not                          here. He received an urgent owl from                          the Ministry of Magic and left immediately                          for London.                                      HARRY                         He’s gone! But this is important! This                          is about the Sorcerer’s Stone!                                      MCGONAGALL                         How did you know ---?                                     HARRY                         Someone’s going to try to steal it!                                                               MCGONAGALL                         I don’t know how you three found out                          about the Stone but I assure you it                          is perfectly well protected. Now would                          you go back to your dormitories quietly.                                                               HARRY                         That was no stranger Hagrid met. It                          was Snape. Which means that he knows                          how to get past Fluffy.                                      HERMIONE                         And with Dumbledore gone---                                     SEVERUS SNAPE                         Good afternoon. Now, what would three                          young Gryffindors, such as yourselves                          be doing inside on a day like this?                                                               HERMIONE                         We were... we were just---                                     SEVERUS SNAPE                         You’d ought to be careful. People willht                          think you’re up to something.                                      HERMIONE                         Now what are we do?                                     HARRY                         We go down the trap door, tonight.                                                                                                                             HARRY                         Trevor.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Trevor, sh, go you shouldn’t be here!                                                               NEVILLE                         Neither should you. You’re sneaking                          out again aren’t you?                                      HARRY                         Now Neville listen. We were... we were---                                                               NEVILLE                         No I won’t let you! You’ll get Gryffindor                          into trouble again! I’ll, I’ll fight                          you!                                      HERMIONE                         Neville, I’m really really sorry about                          this. Petrificus totalus!                                      RON WEASLEY                         You’re a little scary sometimes, you                          know that. Brilliant, but scary.                                                                 HARRY                         Let’s go.                                     HARRY                         Sorry.                                     HERMIONE                         Sorry.                                     RON WEASLEY                         It’s for your own good you know.                                                                                                   HERMIONE                         Ow! You stood on my foot!                                                               Sorry.                                     HERMIONE                         Alohomora.                                     HARRY                         Wait a minute. He’s snoring. Snape’s                          already been here. He’s put a spell                          on the harp.                                      RON WEASLEY                         Ugh! It’s got horrible breath.                                     HARRY                         We have to move its paw.                                     RON WEASLEY                         What?                                     HARRY                         Come on! Okay, push! I’ll go first.                          Don’t follow me until I give you a sign.                          If something bad happens get yourselves                          out! Does it seem a bit quiet to you?                                                               HERMIONE                         The harp, it stopped playing.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Ugh! Yuck! Ugh!                                     HARRY                         Jump!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Woah! Lucky this plant thing’s here                          really! Woah!                                      HERMIONE                         Stop moving, both of you! This is Devil’s                          Snare. You have to relax! If you don’t                          it’ll only kill you faster!                                      RON WEASLEY                         Kill us faster? Oh now I can relax!                                                               R&HARRY                         Hermione!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Oh now what are we going to do?                                     HERMIONE                         Just relax!                                     HARRY                         Hermione where are you?                                     HERMIONE                         Do what I say! Trust me!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Ah! Harry! Harry!                                     HERMIONE                         Are you okay?                                     HARRY                         Yeah, yeah I’m fine. (Ron Weasley: Help!)                                                               HERMIONE                         He’s not relaxing is he? (Ron Weasley:                          Help!)                                      HARRY                         Apparently not. (Ron Weasley: Help me!)                                                               HERMIONE                         We’ve got to do something! (Ron Weasley:                          Help!)                                      HARRY                         What? (Ron Weasley: Help!)                                     HERMIONE                         I remember reading something in Herbology.                          (Ron Weasley: Help!) “Devil’s Snare                          Devil’s Snare it’s deadly fun; but will                          sulk in the sun.” That’s it! Devil’s                          Snare hates sunlight! Lumus Solem!                                                               HARRY                         Ron, are you okay?                                     RON WEASLEY                         Yeah. Lucky we didn’t panic!                                                               Lucky Hermione pays attention in Herbology.                                                               HERMIONE                         What is that?                                     HARRY                         I don’t know Sounds like wings.                                     HERMIONE                         Curious, I’ve never seen birds like                          these.                                      HARRY                         They’re not birds they’re keys. And                          I’ll bet one of then fits that door.                                                               HERMIONE                         What’s this all about?                                     HARRY                         I don’t know. Strange.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Alohomora! Well, it was worth a try.                                                               HERMIONE                         What are we going to do? There must                          be a thousand keys up there!                                      RON WEASLEY                         We’re looking for a big old fashioned                          one. Probably rusty like the handle.                                                               HARRY                         There! I see it! The one with the broken                          wing!                                      HERMIONE                         What’s wrong Harry?                                     HARRY                         It is too simple.                                     RON WEASLEY                         Oh, go on Harry! If Snape can catch                          it on that old broomstick, you can!                          You’re the youngest Seeker in a century!                          This complicates things a bit!                                      HARRY                         Catch the key!                                     RON WEASLEY                         Hurry up!                                                                                                   HERMIONE                         I don’t like this. I don’t like this                          at all.                                      HARRY                         Where are we? A graveyard?                                     RON WEASLEY                         This is no graveyard, it’s a chessboard.                                                               HARRY                         There’s the door!                                     HERMIONE                         Now what do we do?                                     RON WEASLEY                         Its obvious isn’t it? We’ve got to play                          our way across the room. All right,                          Harry, you take the empty bishop’s square.                          Hermione you’ll be the queen-side castle.                          As for me, I’ll be a knight.                                      HERMIONE                         What happens now?                                     RON WEASLEY                         Well, white moves first, and then we                          play.                                      HERMIONE                         Ron you don’t suppose this’ll be like                          real wizard’s chess do you?                                      RON WEASLEY                         You there D-5. Yes Hermione I think                          this is gonna be exactly like wizard’s                          chess. Castle to E-4! Pawn to C-3!                                                               HARRY                         Wait a minute.                                     RON WEASLEY                         You understand right Harry. Once I make                          my move the queen will take me. Then                          you’re free to check the king.                                      HARRY                         No. Ron no!                                     HERMIONE                         What is it?                                     HARRY                         He is going to sacrifice himself!                                     HERMIONE                         No you can’t! There must be another                          way!                                      RON WEASLEY                         Do you wanna stop Snape from getting                          that Stone or not? Harry, it’s you that                          has to go on. I know it! Not me! Not                          Hermione! You! Knight to H-3. Check.                          Ah!                                      HARRY                         Ron! No don’t move! Don’t forget we’re                          still playing! Checkmate! Take care                          of Ron then go to the owlery. Send a                          message to Dumbledore. Ron’s right.                          I have to go on.                                      HERMIONE                         You’ll be okay Harry. You’re a great                          wizard. You really are.                                      HARRY                         Not as good as you.                                     HERMIONE                         Me? Books, cleverness. There are more                          important things. Friendship and bravery.                          And Harry, just be careful.                                                                                                    HARRY                         You? No it can’t be; Snape he was he                          was the one---                                      QUIRRELL                         Yes he does seem the type doesn’t he?                          Next to him who would suspect p-p-poor                          st-st-stuttering Professor Quirrell?                                                               HARRY                         But that day, during the Quidditch match,                          Snape tried to kill me.                                      QUIRRELL                         Oh no dear boy, I tried to kill you!                          And trust me if Snape’s cloak hadn’t                          caught on fire and broken my eye contact                          I would have succeeded. Even with Snape                          muttering his little counter-curse.                                                               HARRY                         Snape was trying to save me?                                     QUIRRELL                         I knew you were a danger to me right                          from the off. Especially after Halloween.                                                               HARRY                         Then then you let the troll in!                                     QUIRRELL                         Very good Potter yes. Snape unfortunately                          wasn’t fooled, when every one else was                          running about the dungeon Snape went                          to the third floor to head me of. He                          of course never trusted me again. He                          rarely left me alone. But he doesn’t                          understand, I’m never alone. Never.                          Now does this mirror do? I see what                          I desire. I see myself holding the Stone.                          But how do I get it?                                      VOLDEMORT                         Use the boy.                                     QUIRRELL                         Come here Potter! Now! Tell me what                          do you see? What is it what do you see?                                                               HARRY                         I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore. I’ve                          won the House Cup.                                      VOLDEMORT                         He lies.                                     QUIRRELL                         Tell the truth! What do you see?                                     VOLDEMORT                         Let me speak to him.                                     QUIRRELL                         Master you are not strong enough.                                     VOLDEMORT                          have strength enough for this. Harry                          Potter, we meet again.                                      HARRY                         Voldemort?                                     VOLDEMORT                         Yes, you see what I have become? See                          what I must do to survive? Live off                          another. A mere parasite. Unicorn blood                          can sustain me but it cannot give me                          a body of my own. But there is something                          that can. Something that conveniently                          enough lies in your pocket. Stop him!                          Don’t be a fool! Why suffer a horrific                          death when you can join with me and                          live?                                      HARRY                         Never!                                     VOLDEMORT                         Bravery, your parents had it too. Tell                          me Harry would you like to see your                          mother and father again? Together we                          can bring them back. All I ask is for                          something in return. That’s it Harry.                          There is no good and evil, there is                          only power and those too weak to seek                          it. Together we'll do extraordinary                          things. Just give me the Stone!                                      HARRY                         You liar!                                     VOLDEMORT                         Kill him!                                     QUIRRELL                         What is this magic?                                     VOLDEMORT                         Fool get the Stone!                                                                                                    DUMBLEDORE                         Good afternoon Harry. Tokens from your                          admirers.                                      HARRY                         Admirers?                                     DUMBLEDORE                         What happened down in the dungeons between                          you and Professor Quirrell is a complete                          secret. So naturally the whole school                          knows. Ah, I see that your friend Ronald                          has saved you the trouble of opening                          your Chocolate Frogs.                                      HARRY                         Ron was here? Is he alright? What about                          Hermione?                                      DUMBLEDORE                         Fine. They're both just fine.                                     HARRY                         Bu, what happened to the Stone?                                     DUMBLEDORE                         Relax dear boy. The Stone has been destroyed.                          My friend Nicholas and I have had a                          little chat and agreed it was best all                          around.                                      HARRY                         But then Flamel, he'll die won't he?                                                               DUMBLEDORE                         He has enough Elixir of Life to set                          his affairs in order. But yes, he will                          die.                                      HARRY                         How is it I got the Stone sir? One minute                          I was there staring in the mirror and                          then the next---                                      DUMBLEDORE                         Ah, you see only a person who wanted                          to find the Stone, find it, but not                          use it would be able to get it. That                          is one of my more brilliant ideas. And                          between you and me that is saying something.                                                               HARRY                         Does that mean with the Stone gone that                          is, that Voldemort can never come back?                                                               DUMBLEDORE                         Ah, I'm afraid there are ways in which                          he can return. Harry do you know why                          Professor Quirrell couldn't bear to                          have you touch him? It was because of                          your mother. She sacrificed herself                          for you. And that kind of act leaves                          a mark. No, no this kind of mark cannot                          be seen. It lives in your very skin.                                                               HARRY                         What is it?                                     DUMBLEDORE                         Love Harry. Love. Bertie Bott's Every                          Flavor Beans. I was most unfortunate                          in my youth to come across a vomit flavor                          one. Since then I'm afraid I've lost                          my liking for them. But I think I could                          be safe with a nice toffee. Alas! Earwax!                                                               HARRY                         Alright there Ron?                                     RON WEASLEY                         Alright. You?                                     HARRY                         Alright. Hermione?                                     HERMIONE                         Never better.                                                                                                   DUMBLEDORE                         Another year gone. And now as I understand                          it, the House Cup needs awarding. And                          the points stand as thus: In fourth                          place, Gryffindor with 312 points. Third                          place, Hufflepuff with 352 points. In                          second place Ravenclaw with 426 points.                          And in first place, with 472 points,                          Slytherin House.                                      DRACO MALFOY                         Nice one mate.                                     DUMBLEDORE                         Yes, yes. Well-done Slytherin. Well-done                          Slytherin. However recent events must                          be taken into account. And I have a                          few last-minute points to award. To                          Miss. Hermione Granger, for the cool                          use of intellect when others were in                          grave peril. 50 points. Second, to Mr.                          Ronald Weasley, for the best-played                          game of chess Hogwarts has seen these                          many years. 50 points. And third, to                          Mr. Harry Potter, for pure nerve and                          outstanding courage. I award Gryffindor                          House 60 points.                                      HERMIONE                         We're tied with Slytherin!                                     DUMBLEDORE                         And finally, it takes a great deal of                          bravery to stand up to your enemies.                          But a great deal more to stand up to                          your friends. I award 10 points to Neville                          Longbottom. Assuming my calculations                          are correct I believe that a change                          of decoration is in order. Gryffindor                          wins the House Cup!                                      HAGRID                         Yes!                                                                                                                            - - - -                                     HAGRID                         Come on now. Hurry up, you'll be late!                          Train's leaving. Go on. Come on, hurry                          up.                                      HERMIONE                         Come on Harry.                                     HARRY                         One minute.                                     HAGRID                         Thought you were leaving without saying                          good-bye did you? This is for you.                                                               HARRY                         Thanks Hagrid.                                     HAGRID                         Oh. Go on. On with you. On with you                          now. On with you. Oh, listen, Harry.                          If that dolt of a cousin of yours Dudley                          gives you any grief you can always um...                          threaten him, with a nice pair of ears                          to go with that tail of his.                                      HARRY                         But Hagrid, we're not allowed to do                          magic away from Hogwarts. You know that.                                                               HAGRID                         I know that. But your cousin don't do                          he?                                      HERMIONE                         Feels strange to be going home doesn't                          it?                                      HARRY                         I'm not going home. Not really.                                                                         THE END

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Shrek Script {Man} Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss.She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed.She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.{Laughing} Like that's ever gonna happen.{Paper Rusting, Toilet Flushes}What a load of - Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll meI ain't the sharpest tool in the shedShe was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumbIn the shape of an "L" on her foreheadThe years start comin' and they don't stop comin'Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin'Didn't make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumbSo much to do so much to seeSo what's wrong with takin' the backstreetsYou'll never know if you don't goYou'll never shine if you don't glowHey, now You're an all-starGet your game on, go playHey, now You're a rock starGet the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shootin' stars break the moldIt's a cool place and they say it gets colderYou're bundled up now but wait till you get olderBut the meteor men beg to differJudging by the hole in the satellite pictureThe ice we skate is gettin' pretty thinThe water's getting warm so you might as well swimMy world's on fireHow 'bout yoursThat's the way I like it and I'll never get boredHey, now, you're an all-star{Shouting}Get your game on, go playHey, now You're a rock starGet the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shootin' stars break the mold{Belches}Go!Go!{Record Scratching}Go. Go.Go.Hey, now, you're an all-starGet your game on, go playHey, now You're a rock starGet the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shootin' stars break the mold-Think it's in there?-All right. Let's get it!-Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?-Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread.{Laughs}-Yes, well, actually, that would be a gaint.Now, ogres - - They're much worse.They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.-No!-They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!Actually, it's quite good on toast.-Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!{Gasping}-Right.{Roaring}{Shouting}{Roaring}{Whispers} This is the part where you run away.{Gasping}{Laughs}{Laughing} And stay out!"Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."{Sighs}{Man's voice} All right. This one's full.-Take it away!{Gasps}-Move it along. Come on! Get up!-Next!-Give me that! Your fiying days are over.That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!-Get up! Come on!-Twenty pieces.{Thudding}-Sit down there!-Keep quiet!{Crying}-This cage is too small.-Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again.I can change. Please! Give me another chance!-Oh, shut up.-Oh!-Next!-What have you got?-This little wooden puppet.-I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy.-Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.-Father, please! Don't let them do this!-Help me!-Next! What have you got?-Well, I've got a talking donkey.{Grunts}-Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.-Oh, go ahead, little fella.-Well?-Oh, oh, he's just - - He's just a little nervous.He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt - --That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!-No, no, he talks! He does. I can talk. I love to talk.I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.-Get her out of my sight.-No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!{Gasps}-Hey! I can fly!-He can fly!-He can fly!-He can talk!-Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey.You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superflybut I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha!Oh-oh.{Grunts}-Seize him!-After him! He's getting away!{Grunts, Gasps}{Man}-Get him! This way! Turn!-You there. Orge!-Aye?-By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrestand transport you to a designated..... resettlement facility.-Oh, really? You and what army?{Gasps, Whimpering}{Chuckles}-Can I say something to you?-Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Incredible!Are you talkin' to - - me? Whoa!-Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back here? Those guards!They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that.-Oh, that's great. Really.-Man, it's good to be free.-Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm?-But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.{Roaring}-Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause you breath stinks!You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time - - {Mumbling}Than I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out of my butt that day.-Why are you following me?-I'll tell you why. 'Cause I'm all aloneThere's no one here beside meMy promlems have all goneThere's no one to deride meBut you gotta heve friends - - -Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends.-Wow. Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest.-Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?-Uh - - Really tall?-No! I'm an orge! You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that bother you?-Nope.-Really?-Really, really.-Oh.-Man, I like you. What's you name?-Uh, Shrek.-Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek?You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me thing.I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right. Whoo! Look at that. Who'd want to live in place like that?-That would be my home.-Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. You know you are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.-I guess you don't entertain much, do you?-I like my privacy.-You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You've trying to give them a hint, and they won't leave. There's that awkward silence.-Can I stay with you?-Uh, what?-Can I stay with you, please?-Of course!-Really?-No.-Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. Well, maybe you do. But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay! Please! Please!-Okay! Okay! But one night only.-Ah! Thank you!-What are you - - No! No!-This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.-Oh!-Where do, uh, I sleep?-Outside!-Oh, well. I guess that's cool. I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know.{Sniffles}-Here I go.-Good night.{Sighs}-I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was born outside. I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. By myself, outside.I'm all aloneThere's no one here beside me{Bubbling}{Sighs}{Creaking}{Sighs}-I thought I told you to stay outside.-I'm outside.{Clattering}-Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have? -It's not home, but it'll do just fune.-What a lovely bed.-Got ya.{Sniffs} I found some cheese.-Ow! {Grunts}-Blah! Awful stuff.-Is that you, Gorder?-How did you know?-Enough! What are you doing in my house?{Grunts}-Hey!{Snickers}-Oh, no, no, no. Dead broad off the table.-Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken.-Huh?{Gusps}{Male voice} What?-I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying orge! What do I have to do get a little privacy?-Aah!-Oh, no. No! No!{Cackling}-What?-Quit it.-Don't push.{Squeaking}{Lows}- What are you doing in my swamp?{Echoing}Swamp! Swamp! Swamp!{Gasping}-Oh, dear!-Whoa!-All right, get out of here. All of you, move it! Come on! Let's go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey!-Quickly. Come on!-No, no! No, no. Not there. Not there.-Oh!{Sighs}-Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them.-Oh, gosh, no one invited us.-What?-We were forced to come here.-By who?-Lord Farquaad.-He huffed und he puffed und he...... signed an eviction notice.{Sighs}-All right. Who knows where this Farquaad guy is?{Murmuring}-Oh, I do. I know where he is.-Does anyone else know where to find him? Anyone at all?-Me! Me!-Anyone?-Oh! Oh, pick me! Oh, I know! I know! Me, me!{Sighs}-Okay, fine. Attention, all fairy tale things. Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially worn out. In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get you all off my land and back where you came from!{Cheering}{Twittering}-Oh! You! You're comin' with me.- All right, that's what I like to hear, man. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. I love it!-On the road again. Sing it with me, Shrek.-Hey. Oh, oh!-I can't wait to get on the road again.-What did I say about singing?-Can I whistle?-No.-Can I hum it?-All right, hum it.{Humming}{Grunts}{Whimpering}-That's enough. He's ready to talk.{Coughing}{Laughing}{Clears throat}-Run, run, run, as fust as you can. You can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man!-You are a monster.-I'm not the monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now, tell me! Where are the others?-Eat me!{Grunts}-I've tried to be fair to you creatures. Now my patience has reached its end! Tell me or I'll - --No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons.-All right then. Who's hiding them?-Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man?-The muffin man?-The muffin man.-Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane?-Well, she's married to the muffin man.-The muffin man?-The muffin man!-She's married to the muffin man.{Door opens}-My lord! We found it.-Then what are you waiting for? Bring it in.{Man grunting}{Gasping}-Oh!-Magic mirror - - -Don't tell him anything!-No!{Ginerbread man whispers}-Evening. Mirror, mirror on the wall. Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?-Well, technically you're not a king.-Uh, Thelonius.-You were saying?-What I mean is, you're not a king yet. But you can become one.  All you have to do is marry a princess.-Go on.{Chuckles}-So, just sit back and relax, my lord, because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes. And here they are! Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot tubbing anytime. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Please welcome Cinderella.-Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the land of fancy. Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is. Come on. Give it up for Snow White!-And last, but certainly not last, bachelorette number three is a fiery redhead from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava! But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol who likes pina colads and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona!-So will it be bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two or bachelorette number three?-Two! Two!-Three! Three!-Two! Two!-Three! -Three? One?{Shudders} Three?--Three! Pick number three, my lord!-Okay, okay, uh, number three!-Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona.If you like pina coladasAnd getting caught in the rain-Princess Fiona.If you're not into yoga-She's perfect. All I have to do is just find someone who can go - - -But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night.-I'll do it.-Yes, but after sunset - --Silence! I will make this Princess Fiona my queen, and DuLoc will finally have the perfect king!Captain, assemble your finest men. We're going to have a tournament.-But that's it. That's it right there. That's DuLoc. I told ya I'd find it.-So, that must be Lord Farquaad's castle.-Uh-huh. That's the place.-Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?{Laughs}{Groans}-Hey, wait. Wait up, Shrek.-Hurry, darling. We're late. Hurry.-Hey, you!{Screams}-Wait a second. Look, I'm not gonna eat you. I just - - I just - -{Whimpering}{Sighs}{Whimpering, Groans}{Turnstile clatters}{Chuckles}{Sighs}-It's quiet. Too quiet.{Creaking}-Where is everybody?-Hey, look at this!{Clattering, whirring, clicking}Welcome to DuLoc such a perfect townHere we have some rulesLet us lay them downDon't make waves, stay in lineAnd we'll get along fineDuLoc is perfect placePlease keep off of the grassShine your shoes, wipe your... faceDuLoc is, DuLoc isDuLoc is perfect ...... place{Camera shutter clicks{Whirring}-Wow! Let's do that again!-No. No. No, no, no! No.{Trumpet fanfare}{Crowd cheering}-Brave knights.-You are the best and brightest in all the land.-Today one of you shall prove himself - --All right. You're going the right way for a smacked bottom.-Sorry about that.{Cheering}-That champion shall have the honor - - no, no - - the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the dragon. If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner-up will take his place and so on and so forth. Some of you mae die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.{Cheering}-Let the tournament begin!{Gasps}-Oh!-What is that?{Gasping}-It's hideous!-Ah, that's not very nice. It's just a donkey.-Indeed. Knights, new plan! The one who kills the orge will be named champion! Have it him!-Get him!-Oh, hey! Now come on! Hang on now.-Go ahead! Get him!-Can't we just settle this over a pint?-Kill the beast!-No? All right then. Come on!I don't give a damn about my reputationYou're living in the past It's a new generation-Damn!{Whinnying}A girl can do what she wants to doAnd that's what I'm gonna doAnd I don't give a damn about my bad reputationOh, no, no, no, no, no. Not meMe, me, me-Hey, Shrek, tag me! Tag me!And I don't give a damn about my bad reputationNever said I wanted to improve my station-Ah!{Laughs}And I'm always feelin' good when I'm having fun-Yeah!And I don't have to please no one-The chair! Give him the chair!And I don't give a damn about my bad reputationOh, no, no, no, no, no. Not meMe, me, meOh, no, no, no, no, no. Not me, not me{Bell dings}{Cheering}{Laughs}-Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah! Thank you! Thank you very much! I'm here till Thursday. Try the veal! Ha, ha!{Shrek laughs}{Crowd gasping, murmuring}-Shall I give the order, sir?-No, I have a better idea. People of DuLoc, I give you our champion!-What?-Congratulations, orge. You're won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest.-Quest? I'm already in a quest, a quest to get my swamp back.-Your swamp?-Yeah, my swamp! Where you dumped those tale creatures!{Crowd murmuring}-Indeed. All right, orge. I'll make you a deal. Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back.-Exactly the way it was?-Down to the last slime-covered toadstool.-And the squatters?-As good as gone.-What kind of quest?-Let me get this straight. You're gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swamp which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place.-Is that about right?-Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.-I don't get it. Why don't you just pull some of that orge stuff on him? Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grinds his bones to make your bread, the whole orge trip.-Oh, I know what. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. Does that sound good to you?-Uh, no, not really, no.-For your information, there's a lot more to orges than people think.-Example?-Example? Okay, um, orges are like onions.-{Sniffs} They stink?-Yes - - No!-They make you cry?-No!-You leave them in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.-No! Layers! Onions have layers. Orges have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers. {Sighs}-Oh, you both have layers. Oh. {Sniffs} You know, not everybody likes onions. Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.-I don't care... what everyone likes. Orges are not like cakes.-You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.-No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Orges are like onions! And of story. Bye-bye. See ya later.-Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet.-You know, I think I preferred your humming. Do you have a tissure or something? I'm making a mess. Just the word parfait make me start slobbering.I'm on my way from misery to happiness todayUh-huh,uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huhI'm on my way from misery to happiness todayUh-huh,uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huhAnd everything that you receive up yonderIs what you give to me the day I wanderI'm on my way I'm on my way I'm on my way -Ohh! Shrek! Did you do that?-You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open. Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead. {Sniffs} It's brimstone We must be getting close.-Yeah, right, brimstone. Don't be talking about it's the brimstone. I know what I smell. It wasn't no brimstone. It didn't come off no stone neither.{Rumbling}-Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location.{Laughing}-Uh, Shrek? Uh, remember when you said orges have layers?-Oh, aye.-Well, I have a bit of a confession to make. Donkeys don't have layers. We wear our fear right out there on our sleeves.-Wait a second.  Donkeys don't have sleeves.-You know what I mean.-You can't tell me you're afraid of heights.-I'm just a little uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge over a boiling like of lava!-Come on, Donkey. I'm right here beside ya, okay? For emotional support., we'll just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time.-Really?-Really, really.-Okay, that makes me feel so much better.-Just keep moving. And don't look  down.-Okay, don't look  down. Don't look  down. Don't look  down. Keep on moving. Don't look  down.{Gasps}-Shrek! I'm lookin' down! Oh, God, I can't do this! Just let me off, please! -But you're already halfway.-But I know that half is safe!-Okay, fine. I don't have time for this. You go back.-Shrek, no! Wait!-Just, Donkey - - Let's have a dance then, shall me?-Don't do that!-Oh, I'm sorry. Do what?-Oh, this?-Yes, that!-Yes? Yes, do it. Okay.{Screams}-No, Shrek! No! Stop it!-You said do it! I'm doin' it.-I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Shrek, I'm gonna die. Oh!-That'll do, Donkey. That'll do.-Cool.-So where is this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway?-Inside, waiting for us to rescue her.{Chuckles}-I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek.{Water dripping, wind howling}-You afraid?-No.-But - -- Shh.-Oh, good. Me neither.{Gasps}-'Cause there's nothin' wrong with bein' afraid. Fear's a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation. Unfamiliar dangerous situation, I might add. With a dragon that breathes fire and eats knights and breathes fire, it sure doesn't mean you're a coward if you're a little scared. I sure as heck ain't no coward. I know that.{Gasps}-Donkey, two things, okay? Shut ... up. Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs.-Stairs? I thought we was lookin' for the princess.-The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.-What makes you think she'll be there?-I read it in a book once.-Cool. You handle the dragon. I'll handle the stairs. I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt too. Those stairs won't know which way they're goin'.{Creacing}-I'm gonna take drastic steps. Kick it to the curb. Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here. I'd step all over it.-Well, at least we know where the princess is, but where's the - - -Dragon!{Screams}{Gasps}{Roars}-Donkey, look out!{Screams}{Whimpering}-Got ya!{Roars}{Gasps}{Shouts}-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!{Screaming}{Gasps}-Oh! Aah! Aah!{Gasping}{Crowls}-No. Oh, no, No!{Screams}-Oh, what large teeth you have.{Crowls}-I mean white, sparkling teeth. I know you probably hear this all time from your food, but you must bleach, 'cause that is one dazzling smile you got  there. Do I detect a hint of minty freshness? And you know what else? You're - - You're a girl dragon! Oh, sure! I mean, of course you're a girl dragon. You're just reeking of feminine beauty. What's the matter with you? You got something in your eye? Ohh. Oh. Oh. Man, I'd really love to stay, but you know, I'm, uh - - (Coughs)-I'm an asthmatic, and I don't know if it'd work out if you're gonna blow smoke rings. Shrek!{Gasps}{Whimpering}-No! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!{Groans, Sighs}{Vocalizing}-Oh! Oh!-Wake up!-What?-Are you Princess Fiona?-I am, awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me.-Oh, that's nice. Now let's go!-But wait, Sir Knight. This be-ith our first meeting. Should it not be a wonderful, romantic moment?-Yeah, sorry, lady. There's no time.-Hey, wait. What are you doing? You should sweep me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed.-You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you?-Mm-hmm.{Screams, grunts}-But we have to savor this moment! You could recite an epic poem for me. A ballad? A sonnet! A limerick? Or something!-I don't think so.-Can I at least know the name of my champion?-Um, Shrek.-Sir Shrek.{Cleans throat}-I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude.-Thanks!{Roaring}-You didn't slay the dragon?-It's on my to-do list. Now come on!{Screams}-But this isn't right! You were meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying. That's what all the other knights did.-Yeah, right before they burst into flame.-That's not the point. Oh!-Wait. Where are you going? The next's over there.-Well, I have to save my ass.-What kind of knight are you?-One of a kind.-Slow down. Slow down, baby, please. I believe it's healthy to get to know someone over a long perriod of time. Just call me old-fashioned. {Laughs}-I don't want to rush into a physical relationship. I'm not emotionally ready for a commitment of, uh, this - -  Magnitude really is the word I'm looking for. Magnitude- - Hey, that is unwanted physical contact. Hey, what are you doing? Okay, okay. Let's just back up a little and take this one step at a time. We really should get to know each other first as friends or pen pals. I'm on the road a lot, but I just love receiving cards - -  I'd really love to stay, but - - Don't do that! That's my tail! That's my personal tail. You're gonna tear it off. I don't give permission - - What are you gonna do with that? Hey, now. No way. No! No! No, no! No. No, no, no. No! Oh!{Growls}{Roaring}{Gasps}-Hi, Princess!-It talks!-Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.{Screams}{Screaming}-Oh!{Thuds}{Groans}{Roars}{Roaring}-Okay, you two, heard for the exit! I'll take care of the dragon.{Fchoing}-Run!{Gasping}{Screaming}{Roaring}{Screams}{Roars}{Panting, sighs}{Whimpers}{Roars}-You did it!-You rescued me! You're amazing. You're - - You're wonderful. You're... a little unorthodox I'll admit. But they deed is great, and thine heart is pure. I am eternally in your debt. {Clears throat}-And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed?-I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. She think I'm a steed.-The battle is won. You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight.-Uh, no.-Why not?-I have helmet hair.-Please. I would'st look upon the face of my rescuer.-No, no, you wouldn't - - 'st.-But how will you kiss me?-What? That wasn't in the job description.-Maybe it's a perk.-No, it's destiny. Oh, you must know how it goes. A princess locked in a tower and beset by a dragon is rescued by a brave knight, and then they share true love's first kiss.-Hmm? With Shrek? You think- - Wait. Wait. You think that Shrek is you true love?-Well, yes.{Laughing}-You think Shrek is your true love!-What is so funny?-Let's just say I'm not your tipe, okay?-Of course, you are. You're my rescuer. Now - - Now remove your helmet.-Look. I really don't think this is a good idea.-Just take off the helmet.-I'm not going to.-Take ot off.-No!-Now!-Okay! Easy. As you command. Your Highness.-You- - You're a- - an orge.-Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming.-Well, yes, actually. Oh, no. This is all wrong. You're not supposed to be an orge.{Sighs}-Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay? He is the one who wants to marry you.-Then why didn't he come rescue me?-Good question. You should ask him that when we get there.-But I have to be rescued by my true love, not by some prge and his- - his pet.-So much for noble steed.-You're not making my job any easier.-I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem. You can tell Lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly, I'll be waiting for him right here.-Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy.-You wouldn't dare. Put me down!-Ya comin', Donkey?-I'm right behind ya.-Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! This is not dignified! Put me down!-Okay, so here's another question. Say there's a woman that digs you, right, but you don't really like her that way. How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten?-You just tell her she's not your true love. Everyone knowest what happens when you find your - -  Hey!{Sighs}-The sooner we get to DuLoc the better.-You're gonna love it there, Princess. It's beautiful!-And what of my groom-to-be? Lord Farquaad? What's he like?-Let me put it this way, Princess. Men of Farquaad's stature are in short supply.{Laughs}-I don't know. There are those who think little of him.-Stop it. Stop it, both of you. You're just jealous you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad.-Yeah, well, maybe you're right, Princess. But I'll let you do the "measuring" when you see him tomorrow.-Tomorrow? It'll take that long? Shouldn't we stop to make camp?-No, that'll take longer. We can keep going.-But there's robbers in the woods.-Whoa! Time out, Shrek! Camping's starting to sound good.-Hey, come on. I'm scarier than anything we're going to see in this forest.-I need to find somewhere to camp now!{Birds wings fluttering}{Grunting}-Hey! Over here.-Shrek, we can do better than that. I don't think this is fit for a princess.-No, no, it's perfect. It just needs a few homey touches.-Homey touches? Like what?{Crashing}-A door? Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night.-You want me to read you a bedtime story? I will.-I said good night!-Shrek, What are you doing?{Laughs}-I just- - You know - - Oh, come on. I was just kidding.{Fire cracking}-And, uh, that one, that's Throwback, the only orge to ever spit over three wheat fields. Right. Yeah.-Hey, can you tell my future from these stars?-The stars don't tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories. Look, there's Bloodnut, the Flatulent. You can guess what he's famous for.-I know you're making this up.-No, look. There he is,  and there's the group of hunters running away from his stench.-That ain't nothin' but a bunch of little dots.-You know, Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear. Hmm? Forget it.{Sighs}-Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway?-Our swamp?-You know, when we're through rescuing the princess.-We? Donkey, there's no "we". There's no "our". There's just me and my swamp. The first thing I'm gonna do is build a ten-foot wall arond my land.-You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me real deep just now. You know what I think? I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out.-No, do ya think?-Are you hidin' something?-Never mind, Donkey.-Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it?-No, this is one of those drop-it and leave-it alone things.-Why don't you want to talk about it?-Why do you want to talk about it?-Why are you blocking?-I'm not blocking.-Oh, yes, you are.-Donkey, I'm warning you.-Who you trying to keep out?-Everyone! Okay?-Oh, now we're gettin' somewhere.-Oh! For the love of Pete!-What's your problem? What you got against the whole world anyway?-Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me. People take one look at me and go. "Aah! Help! Run! A big, stupid, ugly orge!" They judge me before they even know me. That's why I'm better off alone.-You know what? When we met, I didn't think you was just a big, stupid, ugly orge.-Yeah, I know.-So, uh, are there any donkeys up there?-Well, there's, um, Gabby, the Small and Annoying.-Okay, okay, I see it now. The big shiny one, right there. That one there?-That's the moon.-Oh, okay.{Orchestra}{Dulcimer}-Again, show me again. Mirror, mirror, show her to me. Show me the princess.-Hmph.-Ah. Perfect.{Inhales}{Snoring}{Vocalizing}{Whistling}{Sizzling}{Sniffs, yawns}-Mmm, yeah, you know I like it like that.--Come on, baby. I said I like it.-Donkey, wake up.-Huh? What?-Wake up.-What?-Good morning. Hm, how do you like your eggs?-Good morning, Princess!-What's all this about?-You know, we kind of got off to a bad start yesterday. I wanted to make it up to you. I mean, after all, you did rescue me.-Uh, thanks.{Sniffs}-Well, eat up. We've got a big day ahead of us.{Belches}-Shrek!-What? It's a compliment. Better out than in, I always say. {Laughs}-Well, it's no way to behave in front of a princess.{Belches}-Thanks.-She's as nasty as you are.-{Laughs} You know, you're not exactly what I expected.-Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them.{Vocalizing}-La liberte! Hey!-Princess!{Laughs}-What are you doing?-Be still, mon cherie, for I am you savior! And I am rescuing you from this green - -{Kissing sounds}-beast.-Hey!-That's my princess! Go find you own!-Please, monster! Can't you see I'm a little busy here?-Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are!-Oh! Of couse! Oh, how rude. Please let me introduse myself. Oh, Merry Men. {Laughs}{Accordion}Ta, dah, dah, dah, whoo.I steal from the rich and give to the needy.He takes a wee percentage, But I'm not greedy. I rescue pretty damselsMan, I'm goodWhat a guy, Monsieur HoodBreak it downI like an honest fightand a saucy little maidWhat he's basically sayingis he likes to get - - PaidSoWhen an orge in the bushgrabs a lady by the tushThat's badThat's badWhen a beauty's with a beastit makes me awfully madHe's madHe's really, really madI'll take my blade andram it through your heartKeep your eyes on me, boys'cause I'm about to start{Grunts, Groans}{Karate Yell}{Merry Men Gasping}{Panting}-Man, that was annoying!-Oh, you little- - {Karate Yell}{Accordion}{Shouting, groaning}{Chuckles}-Uh, shall we?-Hold the phone.{Grunts}Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on now. Where did that come from?-What?-That! Back there. That was amazing! Where did you learn that?-Well - - {Chuckles} When one lives alone, uh, one has to learn these things in case there's a - - There's an arrow in your butt!-What? Oh, would you look at that?-Oh, no. This is all my fault. I'm so sorry.-Why? What's wrong?-Shrek's hurt.-Shrek's hurt. Shrek's hurt? Oh, no, Shrek's gonna die.-Donkey, I'm okay.-You can't do this to me, Shrek. I'm too young for you to die. Keep you legs elevated. Turn your head and cough. Does anyone know the Heimlich?-Donkey! Calm down. If you want to help Shrek, run into the woods and find me a blue flower with red thorns.-Blue flower, red thorns. Okay, I'm on it. Blue flower, red thorns. Don't die Shrek. If you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light!-{Both} Donkey!-Oh, yeah. Right. Blue flower, red thorns.-What are the flowers for?-For getting rid of Donkey.-Ah.-Now you hold still, and I'll yank this thing out.-Ow! Hey! Easy with the yankin'.-I'm sorry, but it has to come out.-No, it's tender.-Now, hold on.-What you're doing is the opposite of help.-Don't move.-Look, time out.-Would you - - {Grunts}-Okay. What do you propose we do?-Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easier if I wasn't color-blind! Blue flower, red thorns.-Ow!-Hold on, Shrek! I'm comin'!-Ow! Not good.-Okay. Okay. I can nearly see the head.{Grunts}-It's just about - - -Ow! Ohh!-Ahem.-Nothing happend. We were just, uh - - -Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask. Okay?-Oh, come on! That's the last thing on my mind. The princess here was just- - Ugh! -Ow!-Hey, what's that?{Nervous chickle}-That's- - Is that blood?{Sighs}{Bird chirping}{Grunts}My beloved monster and meWe go everywhere togetherWearin' a raincoatthat has four sleevesGets us through all kinds of weather-Aah!She will always be the only thingThat comes between me and the awful stingThat comes from living in a worldthat's so damn mean{Croaks}Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-Hey!La-la, la-la, la-la-la-la{Both laughing}La-la, la-la, la-la-There it is, Princess. Your future awaits you.-That's DuLoc?-Yeah, I know. You know, Shrek thinks Lord Farquaad's compensating for something,  which I think means he has a really - - Ow!-Um, I, uh- -  I guess we better move on.-Sure. But, Shrek? I'm - - I'm worried about Donkey.{Blubbering}-What?-I mean, look at him. He doesn't look so good. -What are you talking about? I'm fine.-That's what they always say, and then next thing you know, you're on your back. Dead.-You know, she's right. You look awful. Do you want to sit down?-Uh, you know, I'll make you some tea.-I didn't want to say nothin', but I got this twinge in my neck, and when I turn my head like this, look, {Bones crunch}-Ow! See?-Who's hungry? I'll find us some dinner.-I'll get the firewood.-Hey, where you goin'? Oh, man, I can't feel my toes! I don't have any toes! I think I need a hug.-Mmm. This is good. This is really good. What is this?-Uh, weedrat. Rotisserie style.-No kidding. Well, this is delicious.-Well, they're also great in stews. Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean weedrat stew.{Chuckling}{Sighs}-I guess I'll be dining a little differently tomorrow night.{Gulps}-Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. I'll cook all kind of stuff for you. Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare - - you name it.{Chuckles}-I'd like that.{Slurps, laughs}See the pyramids along the Nile-Um, Princess?Watch the sunrise from a tropic isle-Yes, Shrek?-I, um, I was wondering.Just remember, darling all the while-Are you- - You belong to me{Sighs} -Are you gonna eat that?{Chuckles}-Man, isn't this romantic? Just look at that sunset.-Sunset?-Oh, no! I mean, it's late. I-It's very late.-What?-Wait a minute. I see what's goin' on here. You're afraid of the dark, aren't you?-Yes! Yes, that's it. I'm terrified. You know, I'd better go inside.-Don't feel bad, Princess. I used to be afraid of the dark, too, until - - Hey, no, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark.{Shrek sighs} -Good night. -Good night.{Door creaks}-Ohh! Now I really see what's goin' on here.-Oh, what are you talkin' about?-I don't even wanna hear it. Look, I'm an animal, and I got instincts. And I know you two were diggin' on each other. I could feel it.-You're crazy. I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad.-Oh, come on, Shrek. Wake up and smell the pheromones. Just go on in and tell her how you feel.-I- - There's nothing to tell. Besides, even if I did tell her that, well, you know - - and I'm not sayin' I do 'cause I don't - - she's a princess, and I'm - - -An orge?-Yeah. An orge.-Hey, where you goin'?-To get... move firewood.{Sighs} -Princess? Princess Fiona? Princess, where are you?{Wings fluttering}-Princess?{Creaking}{Gasps}-It's very spooky in here. I ain't playing no games.{Screams}-Aah!-Oh, no!-No, help!-Shh!-Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!-No, it's okay. It's okay.-What did you do with the princess?-Donkey, I'm the princess.-Aah!-It's me, in this body.-Oh, my God! You ate the princess. Can you hear me?-Donkey!-Listen, keep breathing! I'll get you out of there!-No!-Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!-Shh.-Shrek!-This is me.{Muffled mumbling}-Princess? What happened to you? You're, uh, uh, uh, different.-I'm ugly, okay?-Well, yeah! Was it something you ate? 'Cause I told Shrek those rats was a bad idea. You are what you eat, I said. Now - - -No.-I - - I've been this way as long as I can remember.-What do you mean? Look, I ain't never seen you like this before.-It's only happens when sun goes down."By night one way, by day another. This shall be the norm... until you find true love's first kiss... and then take love's true form."-Ah, that's beautiful. I didn't know you wrote poetry.-It's a spell.{Sighs} -When I was a little girl, a witch cast a spell on me. Every night I become this. This horrible, ugly beast! I was placed in a tower to await the day my true love would rescue me. That's why I have to marry Lord Farquaad tomorrow before the sun sets and he sees me like this.{Sobs}-All right, all right. Calm down. Look, it's not that bad. You're not that ugly. Well, I ain't gonna lie. You are ugly. But you only look like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24-7.-But Donkey, I'm a princess, and this is not how a princess is meant to look.-Princess, how 'bout if you don't marry Farquaad?-I have to.  Only my true love's kiss can break the spell.-But, you know, um, you're kind of an orge, and Shrek - - well, you got a lot in common.-Shrek?-Princess, I - - Uh, how's it going, first of all? Good? Um, good for me too. I'm okay. I saw this flower and thought of you because it's pretty and - - well, I don't really like it, but I thought you might like it 'cause you're pretty. But I like you anyway. I'd - - uh, uh - - {Sighs}-I'm in trouble. Okay, here we go.-I can't just marry whoever I want. Take a good look at me, Donkey. I mean, really, who can ever love a beast so hideous and ugly? "Princess" and "ugly" don't go together. That's why I can't stay here with Shrek.{Gasps}-My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love.{Deep sigh}-Don't you see, Donkey? That's just how it has to be. It's the only way to break the spell.-You at least gotta tell Shrek the truth.-No! You can't breathe a word. No one must ever know.-What's the point of being able to talk if you gotta keep secrets?-Promise you won't tell. Promise!-All right, all right. I won't tell him. But you should. I just know before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy.-Look at my eye twitchin'.{Door opens}{Snoring}-I tell him, I tell him not. I tell him, I tell him not. I tell him. -Shrek! Shrek, there's something I want - - {Snoring}-Shrek. Are you all right?-Perfect! Never been better.-I - - I don't - - There's something I have to tell you.-You don't have to tell me anything, Princess. I heard enough last night.-You heard what I said?-Every word.-I thought you'd understand.-Oh, I undersatnd. Like you said, "Who could love a hideous, ugly beast?" -But I thought that wouldn't matter to you.-Yeah? Well, it does.{Gasps, sighs}-Ah, right on time.{Horse whinnies}-Princess, I've brought you a little something.{Fanfare}{Yawns}-What'd I miss? What'd I miss?{Muffled}-Who said that? Couldn't have been a donkey.-Princess Fiona.-As promised. Now hand it over.-Very well, orge. The deed to your swamp, cleared out, as agreed.-Take it and go before I change my mind.-Forgive me, Princess, for startling you, but you startled me, for I have never seen such a radiant beauty before. I'm Lord Farquaad.-Lord Farquaad? Oh, no, no.{Snaps fingers}-Forgive me, my lord, for I was just saying a short... farewell.-Oh, that is so sweet. You don't have to waste good manners on the orge. It's not like it has feelings.-No, you're right. It doesn't.-Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair, flawerss Fiona. I ask your hand in marriage.{Gasps}-Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom?-Lord Farquaad, I accept. Nothing would make - - -Excellent! I'll start the plans, for tomorrow we wed!-No! I mean, uh, why wait? Let's get married today before the sun sets.-Oh, anxious, are you? You're right. The sooner, the better. There's so much to do! Threre's the caterer, the cake, the band, the guest list. Captain, round up some guests!-Fare-thee-well, orge.-Shrek, what are you doing? You're letting her get away.-Yeah? So what?-Shrek, there's something about her you don't know. Look, I talked to her last night, She's - - -I know you talked to her last night. You're great pals, aren't ya? Now, if you two are such good friends, why don't you follow her home?-Shrek, I - - I wanna go with you.-I told you, didn't I? You're not coming home with me. I live alone! My swamp! Me! Nobody else! Understand? Nobody! Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys!-But I thought - - -Yeah. You know what? You tought wrong!-Shrek.I heard there was a secret chordThat David played and it pleased the LordBut you don't really care for music, do yaIt goes like this the fourth, the fifthThe minor fall the major liftThe baffled king composing hallelujahHallelujah,  hallelujahBaby, I've been here beforeI know this room I've walked this floorI used to live alone before I knew youI've seen your flag on the marble archBut love is not a victory marchIt's a cold and it's a broken hallelujahHallelujah,  hallelujahAnd all I ever learned from loveIs how to shoot at someoneWho outdrew you{Moaning}And it's not a cry you can hear at nightIt's not somebody who's seen the lightIt's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah{Moaning}Hallelujah,  hallelujah{Thumping sound}-Donkey?{Grunts}-What are you doing?-I would think, of all people, you would recognize a wall when you see one.-Well, yeah. But the wall's supposed to go around my swamp, not through it.-It is around your half. See that's your half, and this is my half.-Oh! Your half. Hmm.-Yes, my half. I helped rescue the princess. I did half the work. I get half the booty. Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head.-Back off!-No, you back off.-This is my swamp!-Our swamp.-Let go, Donkey!-You let go.-Stubborn jackass!-Smelly orge.-Fine!-Hey, hey, come back here. I'm not through with you yet.-Well, I'm through with you.-Uh-uh. You know, with you it's always, "Me, me, me!" Well, guess what! Now it's my turn! So you just shut up and pay attention! You are mean to me. You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do! You're always pushing me around or pushing me away.-Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?-Because that's what friends do! They forgive each other!-Oh, yeah. You're right, Donkey. I forgive you... for stabbin' me in the back!-Ohh! You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings.-Go away!-There you are , doing it again just like you did to Fiona. All she ever do was like you, maybe even love you.-Love me? She said I was ugly, a hideous creature. I heard the two of you talking. -She wasn't talkin' about you. She was talkin' about, uh, somebody else.-She wasn't talking about me? Well, then who was she talking about?-Uh-uh, no way. I ain't saying anything. You don't wanna listen to me. Right? Right?-Donkey!-No!-Okay, look. I'm sorry, all right?{Sighs}-I'm sorry. I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly orge. Can you forgive me?-Hey, that's what friends are for, right?-Right. Friends?-Friends.-So, um, what did Fiona say about me?-What are you asking me for? Why don't you just go ask her?-The wedding! We'll never make it in time.-Ha-ha-ha! Never fear, for where, there's a will, there's a way and I have a way.{Whistles}-Donkey?-I guess it's just my animal magnetism.{Laughing}-Aw, come here, you.-All right, all right.Don't get all slobbery. No one likes a kiss ass. All right, hop on and hold on tight. I haven't had a chance to install the seat belts yet.-Whoo!{Bells tolling}{All gasping}-People of DuLoc, we gather here today to bear witnss to the union....-Um--of our new king - --Excuse me. Could we just skip ahead to the "I do's"?{Chuckling}-Go on.-Go ahead, HAVE SOME FUN. If we need you, I'll whistle. How about that? Shrek, wait, wait! Wait a minute! You wanna do this right, don't you?-What are you talking about?-There's a line you gotta wait for. The preacher's gonna say, "Speak now or forever hold your peace." That's when you say, "I object!"-I don't have time for this!-Hey, wait. What are you doing? Listen to me! Look, you love this woman, don't you?-Yes.-You wanna hold her?-Yes.-Please her?-Yes!-Then you got to, got to try a little tenderness. The chicks love that romantic crap!-All right! Cut it out. When does this guy say the line?-We gotta check it out.-And so, by the power vested in me, -What do you see?-The whole town's in there.-I now pronounce you husband and wife,-They're at the altar.-king and queen.-Mother Fletcher! He already said it.-Oh, for the love of Pete!{Grunts}-I object!-Shrek?{Gasps}-Oh, now what does he want?-Hi, everyone. Havin' a good time, are ya? I love DuLoc, first at all. Very clean.-What are you doing here?-Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding - --Fiona! I need to talk to you.-Oh, now you wanna talk? It's a little late for that, so if you'll excuse me - - -But you can't marry him.-And why not?-Because- - Because he's just marring you so he can be king.-Outrageous! Fiona, don't listen to him.-He's not your true love.-And what do you know about true love?-Well, I - - Uh - - I mean - - -Oh, this is precious. The orge has fallen in love with the princess! Oh, good Lord.{Crowd laughting}-An orge and a princess!-Shrek, is this true?-Who cares? It's preposterous! Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away from our "happily ever after." Now kiss me! Mmmmm!-"By night one way, by day another." I wanted to show you before.{Whimpers}{Crown gasping}-Well, uh, that explains a lot.-Ugh! It's disgusting! Guards! Guards! I order you to get that out of my sight now! Get them! Get them both!-No, no!-Shrek!-This hocus-pocus alters nothing. This marriage is binding, and that makes me king! See? See?-No, let go of me! Shrek!-No!-Don't just stand there, you morons.-Get out of my way! Fiona! Arrgh! -I'll make you regret the day we met. I'll see you drawn and quartered!-You'll beg for death to save you!-No, Shrek!-And as for you, my wife,-Fiona!-I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days!-I'm king!{Whistles}-I will have order! I will have perfection! I will have - - Aaaah!-Aah!-All right. Nobody move. I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it.{Roars}-I'm a donkey on the edge!{Belches}-Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?{Cheering}-Go ahead, Shrek.-Uh, Fiona?-Yes, Shrek?-I - - I love you.-Really?-Really, really.- I love you too.-Aawww!-"Until you find true love's first kiss and then take love's true form."-"Take love's true form. Take love's true form."-Fiona? Fiona. Are you all right?-Well, yes. But I don't understand. I'm supposed to be beautiful.-But you ARE beautiful.{Chuckles}-I was hoping this would be a happy ending.I thought love was only true in fairy talesOy!Meant for someone else but not for meLove was out to get meThat's the way it seemedDisappointment haunted all my dreamsAnd then I saw her faceNow I'm a believer and not a traceOf doubt in my mindI'm in loveOoh-aahI'm a believer I couldn't leave herIf I tried-God bless us, every one.Come on, y'all!Then I saw her faceHa-haNow I'm a believer Listen!Not a traceOf doubt in my mindI'm in loveOoh-aahI'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried-Ooh!-Uh!Then I saw her faceNow I'm a believer Hey!Not a traceUhh! Yeah.Of doubt in my mind-One more time!I'm in loveI'm a believer Come on!I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, heyY'all sing it with me!IBelieveI believePeople in the back!I believeI'm a believer I believeI believeI believeI believe{Hysterical laughing}-Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh.-I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I believe in self-assertionDestiny or a slight diversionNow it seems I've got my head on straightI'm a freak an apparitionSeems I've made the right decisionTo try to turn back now it might be too lateNow I want to stay home todayDon't wanna go outIf anyone comes to playGonna get thrown outI wanna stay home todayDon't want no companyNo wayYeah, yeah, yeahI wanna be a millionaire somedayBut know what it feels like to give it awayWatch me march to the beat of my own drumAnd it's off to the moon and then back againSame old day Same situationMy happiness rears back as if to sayI wanna stay home todayDon't wanna go outIf anyone comes to playGonna get thrown outI wanna stay home todayDon't want no companyNo wayYeah, yeah, yeahI wanna stay home, stay home, stay home.........I get such a thrill when you look in my eyesMy heart skips a beatGirl, I feel so alivePlease tell me, baby, if all this is true'Cause deep down inside all I wanted was youOh-oh-ohMakes me wanna danceOh-oh-ohIt's a new romanceOh-oh-ohI look into your eyesOh-oh-ohThe best years of our livesWhen we first metI could hardly believeThe things that would happen and we could achieveSo let's be togetherfor all of our timeOh, girl, I'm so thankfulthat you are still mineYou always consider melike an ugly ducklingAnd treat me like a Nostradamuswas why I had to get my shine onI break a little somethingto keep my mind on'Cause you had my mind goneEh-eh, eh-eh, eh-ehTurn the lights on, Come on, babyLet's just rewind the song'Cause all I want to do is make the rest years the best yearsAll night longOh-oh-ohMakes me wanna danceMakes me wanna danceOh-oh-ohIt's a new romanceIt's a new romanceOh-oh-ohI look into your eyesOh, yeah, yeahI look into your eyesOh-oh-ohThe best years of our livesYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah..............Everything looks brightStanding in your lightEverything feels rightWhat's left is out of sightWhat's a girl to do I'm telling youYou're on my mindI wanna be with you'Cause when you'restandin' next to meIt's like wowAnd all your kissesseem to set me freeIt's like wowAnd when we touchit's such a rushI can't get enoughIt's like- - It's likeOoh-oohHey, whatIt's like wowOoh-ooh, heyHey, yeahIt's like wowEverything is lookingright now, right nowIt's like wowAnd I got this feelingThis feeling it's just like wowIt's just like wowYou are all I'm thinking of.Like wowEverything feels rightEverything feels rightLike wowEverything looks brightAll my senses are rightLike wowEverything feels rightBaby, baby, babythe way I'm feeling youIs like wowThere is somethingthat I seeIn the way you look at meThere's a smileThere's a truthIn your eyesWhat an unexpected wayOn this unexpected dayCould it beThis is where I belongIt is you I have lovedAll longThere's no more mysteryIt is finally clear to meYou're the homemy heart's searched forSo longIt is you I have lovedAll longWhoa, over and overI'm filled with emotionAs I lookInto your perfect face

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Shrek Script {Man} Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss.She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed.She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.{Laughing} Like that's ever gonna happen.{Paper Rusting, Toilet Flushes}What a load of - Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll meI ain't the sharpest tool in the shedShe was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumbIn the shape of an "L" on her foreheadThe years start comin' and they don't stop comin'Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin'Didn't make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumbSo much to do so much to seeSo what's wrong with takin' the backstreetsYou'll never know if you don't goYou'll never shine if you don't glowHey, now You're an all-starGet your game on, go playHey, now You're a rock starGet the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shootin' stars break the moldIt's a cool place and they say it gets colderYou're bundled up now but wait till you get olderBut the meteor men beg to differJudging by the hole in the satellite pictureThe ice we skate is gettin' pretty thinThe water's getting warm so you might as well swimMy world's on fireHow 'bout yoursThat's the way I like it and I'll never get boredHey, now, you're an all-star{Shouting}Get your game on, go playHey, now You're a rock starGet the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shootin' stars break the mold{Belches}Go!Go!{Record Scratching}Go. Go.Go.Hey, now, you're an all-starGet your game on, go playHey, now You're a rock starGet the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shootin' stars break the mold-Think it's in there?-All right. Let's get it!-Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?-Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread.{Laughs}-Yes, well, actually, that would be a gaint.Now, ogres - - They're much worse.They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.-No!-They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!Actually, it's quite good on toast.-Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!{Gasping}-Right.{Roaring}{Shouting}{Roaring}{Whispers} This is the part where you run away.{Gasping}{Laughs}{Laughing} And stay out!"Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."{Sighs}{Man's voice} All right. This one's full.-Take it away!{Gasps}-Move it along. Come on! Get up!-Next!-Give me that! Your fiying days are over.That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!-Get up! Come on!-Twenty pieces.{Thudding}-Sit down there!-Keep quiet!{Crying}-This cage is too small.-Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again.I can change. Please! Give me another chance!-Oh, shut up.-Oh!-Next!-What have you got?-This little wooden puppet.-I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy.-Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.-Father, please! Don't let them do this!-Help me!-Next! What have you got?-Well, I've got a talking donkey.{Grunts}-Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.-Oh, go ahead, little fella.-Well?-Oh, oh, he's just - - He's just a little nervous.He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt - --That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!-No, no, he talks! He does. I can talk. I love to talk.I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.-Get her out of my sight.-No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!{Gasps}-Hey! I can fly!-He can fly!-He can fly!-He can talk!-Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey.You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superflybut I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha!Oh-oh.{Grunts}-Seize him!-After him! He's getting away!{Grunts, Gasps}{Man}-Get him! This way! Turn!-You there. Orge!-Aye?-By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrestand transport you to a designated..... resettlement facility.-Oh, really? You and what army?{Gasps, Whimpering}{Chuckles}-Can I say something to you?-Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Incredible!Are you talkin' to - - me? Whoa!-Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back here? Those guards!They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that.-Oh, that's great. Really.-Man, it's good to be free.-Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm?-But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.{Roaring}-Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause you breath stinks!You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time - - {Mumbling}Than I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out of my butt that day.-Why are you following me?-I'll tell you why. 'Cause I'm all aloneThere's no one here beside meMy promlems have all goneThere's no one to deride meBut you gotta heve friends - - -Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends.-Wow. Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest.-Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?-Uh - - Really tall?-No! I'm an orge! You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that bother you?-Nope.-Really?-Really, really.-Oh.-Man, I like you. What's you name?-Uh, Shrek.-Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek?You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me thing.I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right. Whoo! Look at that. Who'd want to live in place like that?-That would be my home.-Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. You know you are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.-I guess you don't entertain much, do you?-I like my privacy.-You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You've trying to give them a hint, and they won't leave. There's that awkward silence.-Can I stay with you?-Uh, what?-Can I stay with you, please?-Of course!-Really?-No.-Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. Well, maybe you do. But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay! Please! Please!-Okay! Okay! But one night only.-Ah! Thank you!-What are you - - No! No!-This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.-Oh!-Where do, uh, I sleep?-Outside!-Oh, well. I guess that's cool. I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know.{Sniffles}-Here I go.-Good night.{Sighs}-I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was born outside. I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. By myself, outside.I'm all aloneThere's no one here beside me{Bubbling}{Sighs}{Creaking}{Sighs}-I thought I told you to stay outside.-I'm outside.{Clattering}-Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have? -It's not home, but it'll do just fune.-What a lovely bed.-Got ya.{Sniffs} I found some cheese.-Ow! {Grunts}-Blah! Awful stuff.-Is that you, Gorder?-How did you know?-Enough! What are you doing in my house?{Grunts}-Hey!{Snickers}-Oh, no, no, no. Dead broad off the table.-Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken.-Huh?{Gusps}{Male voice} What?-I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying orge! What do I have to do get a little privacy?-Aah!-Oh, no. No! No!{Cackling}-What?-Quit it.-Don't push.{Squeaking}{Lows}- What are you doing in my swamp?{Echoing}Swamp! Swamp! Swamp!{Gasping}-Oh, dear!-Whoa!-All right, get out of here. All of you, move it! Come on! Let's go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey!-Quickly. Come on!-No, no! No, no. Not there. Not there.-Oh!{Sighs}-Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them.-Oh, gosh, no one invited us.-What?-We were forced to come here.-By who?-Lord Farquaad.-He huffed und he puffed und he...... signed an eviction notice.{Sighs}-All right. Who knows where this Farquaad guy is?{Murmuring}-Oh, I do. I know where he is.-Does anyone else know where to find him? Anyone at all?-Me! Me!-Anyone?-Oh! Oh, pick me! Oh, I know! I know! Me, me!{Sighs}-Okay, fine. Attention, all fairy tale things. Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially worn out. In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get you all off my land and back where you came from!{Cheering}{Twittering}-Oh! You! You're comin' with me.- All right, that's what I like to hear, man. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. I love it!-On the road again. Sing it with me, Shrek.-Hey. Oh, oh!-I can't wait to get on the road again.-What did I say about singing?-Can I whistle?-No.-Can I hum it?-All right, hum it.{Humming}{Grunts}{Whimpering}-That's enough. He's ready to talk.{Coughing}{Laughing}{Clears throat}-Run, run, run, as fust as you can. You can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man!-You are a monster.-I'm not the monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now, tell me! Where are the others?-Eat me!{Grunts}-I've tried to be fair to you creatures. Now my patience has reached its end! Tell me or I'll - --No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons.-All right then. Who's hiding them?-Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man?-The muffin man?-The muffin man.-Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane?-Well, she's married to the muffin man.-The muffin man?-The muffin man!-She's married to the muffin man.{Door opens}-My lord! We found it.-Then what are you waiting for? Bring it in.{Man grunting}{Gasping}-Oh!-Magic mirror - - -Don't tell him anything!-No!{Ginerbread man whispers}-Evening. Mirror, mirror on the wall. Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?-Well, technically you're not a king.-Uh, Thelonius.-You were saying?-What I mean is, you're not a king yet. But you can become one.  All you have to do is marry a princess.-Go on.{Chuckles}-So, just sit back and relax, my lord, because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes. And here they are! Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot tubbing anytime. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Please welcome Cinderella.-Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the land of fancy. Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is. Come on. Give it up for Snow White!-And last, but certainly not last, bachelorette number three is a fiery redhead from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava! But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol who likes pina colads and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona!-So will it be bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two or bachelorette number three?-Two! Two!-Three! Three!-Two! Two!-Three! -Three? One?{Shudders} Three?--Three! Pick number three, my lord!-Okay, okay, uh, number three!-Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona.If you like pina coladasAnd getting caught in the rain-Princess Fiona.If you're not into yoga-She's perfect. All I have to do is just find someone who can go - - -But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night.-I'll do it.-Yes, but after sunset - --Silence! I will make this Princess Fiona my queen, and DuLoc will finally have the perfect king!Captain, assemble your finest men. We're going to have a tournament.-But that's it. That's it right there. That's DuLoc. I told ya I'd find it.-So, that must be Lord Farquaad's castle.-Uh-huh. That's the place.-Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?{Laughs}{Groans}-Hey, wait. Wait up, Shrek.-Hurry, darling. We're late. Hurry.-Hey, you!{Screams}-Wait a second. Look, I'm not gonna eat you. I just - - I just - -{Whimpering}{Sighs}{Whimpering, Groans}{Turnstile clatters}{Chuckles}{Sighs}-It's quiet. Too quiet.{Creaking}-Where is everybody?-Hey, look at this!{Clattering, whirring, clicking}Welcome to DuLoc such a perfect townHere we have some rulesLet us lay them downDon't make waves, stay in lineAnd we'll get along fineDuLoc is perfect placePlease keep off of the grassShine your shoes, wipe your... faceDuLoc is, DuLoc isDuLoc is perfect ...... place{Camera shutter clicks{Whirring}-Wow! Let's do that again!-No. No. No, no, no! No.{Trumpet fanfare}{Crowd cheering}-Brave knights.-You are the best and brightest in all the land.-Today one of you shall prove himself - --All right. You're going the right way for a smacked bottom.-Sorry about that.{Cheering}-That champion shall have the honor - - no, no - - the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the dragon. If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner-up will take his place and so on and so forth. Some of you mae die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.{Cheering}-Let the tournament begin!{Gasps}-Oh!-What is that?{Gasping}-It's hideous!-Ah, that's not very nice. It's just a donkey.-Indeed. Knights, new plan! The one who kills the orge will be named champion! Have it him!-Get him!-Oh, hey! Now come on! Hang on now.-Go ahead! Get him!-Can't we just settle this over a pint?-Kill the beast!-No? All right then. Come on!I don't give a damn about my reputationYou're living in the past It's a new generation-Damn!{Whinnying}A girl can do what she wants to doAnd that's what I'm gonna doAnd I don't give a damn about my bad reputationOh, no, no, no, no, no. Not meMe, me, me-Hey, Shrek, tag me! Tag me!And I don't give a damn about my bad reputationNever said I wanted to improve my station-Ah!{Laughs}And I'm always feelin' good when I'm having fun-Yeah!And I don't have to please no one-The chair! Give him the chair!And I don't give a damn about my bad reputationOh, no, no, no, no, no. Not meMe, me, meOh, no, no, no, no, no. Not me, not me{Bell dings}{Cheering}{Laughs}-Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah! Thank you! Thank you very much! I'm here till Thursday. Try the veal! Ha, ha!{Shrek laughs}{Crowd gasping, murmuring}-Shall I give the order, sir?-No, I have a better idea. People of DuLoc, I give you our champion!-What?-Congratulations, orge. You're won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest.-Quest? I'm already in a quest, a quest to get my swamp back.-Your swamp?-Yeah, my swamp! Where you dumped those tale creatures!{Crowd murmuring}-Indeed. All right, orge. I'll make you a deal. Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back.-Exactly the way it was?-Down to the last slime-covered toadstool.-And the squatters?-As good as gone.-What kind of quest?-Let me get this straight. You're gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swamp which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place.-Is that about right?-Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.-I don't get it. Why don't you just pull some of that orge stuff on him? Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grinds his bones to make your bread, the whole orge trip.-Oh, I know what. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. Does that sound good to you?-Uh, no, not really, no.-For your information, there's a lot more to orges than people think.-Example?-Example? Okay, um, orges are like onions.-{Sniffs} They stink?-Yes - - No!-They make you cry?-No!-You leave them in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.-No! Layers! Onions have layers. Orges have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers. {Sighs}-Oh, you both have layers. Oh. {Sniffs} You know, not everybody likes onions. Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.-I don't care... what everyone likes. Orges are not like cakes.-You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.-No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Orges are like onions! And of story. Bye-bye. See ya later.-Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet.-You know, I think I preferred your humming. Do you have a tissure or something? I'm making a mess. Just the word parfait make me start slobbering.I'm on my way from misery to happiness todayUh-huh,uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huhI'm on my way from misery to happiness todayUh-huh,uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huhAnd everything that you receive up yonderIs what you give to me the day I wanderI'm on my way I'm on my way I'm on my way -Ohh! Shrek! Did you do that?-You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open. Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead. {Sniffs} It's brimstone We must be getting close.-Yeah, right, brimstone. Don't be talking about it's the brimstone. I know what I smell. It wasn't no brimstone. It didn't come off no stone neither.{Rumbling}-Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location.{Laughing}-Uh, Shrek? Uh, remember when you said orges have layers?-Oh, aye.-Well, I have a bit of a confession to make. Donkeys don't have layers. We wear our fear right out there on our sleeves.-Wait a second.  Donkeys don't have sleeves.-You know what I mean.-You can't tell me you're afraid of heights.-I'm just a little uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge over a boiling like of lava!-Come on, Donkey. I'm right here beside ya, okay? For emotional support., we'll just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time.-Really?-Really, really.-Okay, that makes me feel so much better.-Just keep moving. And don't look  down.-Okay, don't look  down. Don't look  down. Don't look  down. Keep on moving. Don't look  down.{Gasps}-Shrek! I'm lookin' down! Oh, God, I can't do this! Just let me off, please! -But you're already halfway.-But I know that half is safe!-Okay, fine. I don't have time for this. You go back.-Shrek, no! Wait!-Just, Donkey - - Let's have a dance then, shall me?-Don't do that!-Oh, I'm sorry. Do what?-Oh, this?-Yes, that!-Yes? Yes, do it. Okay.{Screams}-No, Shrek! No! Stop it!-You said do it! I'm doin' it.-I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Shrek, I'm gonna die. Oh!-That'll do, Donkey. That'll do.-Cool.-So where is this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway?-Inside, waiting for us to rescue her.{Chuckles}-I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek.{Water dripping, wind howling}-You afraid?-No.-But - -- Shh.-Oh, good. Me neither.{Gasps}-'Cause there's nothin' wrong with bein' afraid. Fear's a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation. Unfamiliar dangerous situation, I might add. With a dragon that breathes fire and eats knights and breathes fire, it sure doesn't mean you're a coward if you're a little scared. I sure as heck ain't no coward. I know that.{Gasps}-Donkey, two things, okay? Shut ... up. Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs.-Stairs? I thought we was lookin' for the princess.-The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.-What makes you think she'll be there?-I read it in a book once.-Cool. You handle the dragon. I'll handle the stairs. I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt too. Those stairs won't know which way they're goin'.{Creacing}-I'm gonna take drastic steps. Kick it to the curb. Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here. I'd step all over it.-Well, at least we know where the princess is, but where's the - - -Dragon!{Screams}{Gasps}{Roars}-Donkey, look out!{Screams}{Whimpering}-Got ya!{Roars}{Gasps}{Shouts}-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!{Screaming}{Gasps}-Oh! Aah! Aah!{Gasping}{Crowls}-No. Oh, no, No!{Screams}-Oh, what large teeth you have.{Crowls}-I mean white, sparkling teeth. I know you probably hear this all time from your food, but you must bleach, 'cause that is one dazzling smile you got  there. Do I detect a hint of minty freshness? And you know what else? You're - - You're a girl dragon! Oh, sure! I mean, of course you're a girl dragon. You're just reeking of feminine beauty. What's the matter with you? You got something in your eye? Ohh. Oh. Oh. Man, I'd really love to stay, but you know, I'm, uh - - (Coughs)-I'm an asthmatic, and I don't know if it'd work out if you're gonna blow smoke rings. Shrek!{Gasps}{Whimpering}-No! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!{Groans, Sighs}{Vocalizing}-Oh! Oh!-Wake up!-What?-Are you Princess Fiona?-I am, awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me.-Oh, that's nice. Now let's go!-But wait, Sir Knight. This be-ith our first meeting. Should it not be a wonderful, romantic moment?-Yeah, sorry, lady. There's no time.-Hey, wait. What are you doing? You should sweep me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed.-You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you?-Mm-hmm.{Screams, grunts}-But we have to savor this moment! You could recite an epic poem for me. A ballad? A sonnet! A limerick? Or something!-I don't think so.-Can I at least know the name of my champion?-Um, Shrek.-Sir Shrek.{Cleans throat}-I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude.-Thanks!{Roaring}-You didn't slay the dragon?-It's on my to-do list. Now come on!{Screams}-But this isn't right! You were meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying. That's what all the other knights did.-Yeah, right before they burst into flame.-That's not the point. Oh!-Wait. Where are you going? The next's over there.-Well, I have to save my ass.-What kind of knight are you?-One of a kind.-Slow down. Slow down, baby, please. I believe it's healthy to get to know someone over a long perriod of time. Just call me old-fashioned. {Laughs}-I don't want to rush into a physical relationship. I'm not emotionally ready for a commitment of, uh, this - -  Magnitude really is the word I'm looking for. Magnitude- - Hey, that is unwanted physical contact. Hey, what are you doing? Okay, okay. Let's just back up a little and take this one step at a time. We really should get to know each other first as friends or pen pals. I'm on the road a lot, but I just love receiving cards - -  I'd really love to stay, but - - Don't do that! That's my tail! That's my personal tail. You're gonna tear it off. I don't give permission - - What are you gonna do with that? Hey, now. No way. No! No! No, no! No. No, no, no. No! Oh!{Growls}{Roaring}{Gasps}-Hi, Princess!-It talks!-Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.{Screams}{Screaming}-Oh!{Thuds}{Groans}{Roars}{Roaring}-Okay, you two, heard for the exit! I'll take care of the dragon.{Fchoing}-Run!{Gasping}{Screaming}{Roaring}{Screams}{Roars}{Panting, sighs}{Whimpers}{Roars}-You did it!-You rescued me! You're amazing. You're - - You're wonderful. You're... a little unorthodox I'll admit. But they deed is great, and thine heart is pure. I am eternally in your debt. {Clears throat}-And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed?-I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. She think I'm a steed.-The battle is won. You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight.-Uh, no.-Why not?-I have helmet hair.-Please. I would'st look upon the face of my rescuer.-No, no, you wouldn't - - 'st.-But how will you kiss me?-What? That wasn't in the job description.-Maybe it's a perk.-No, it's destiny. Oh, you must know how it goes. A princess locked in a tower and beset by a dragon is rescued by a brave knight, and then they share true love's first kiss.-Hmm? With Shrek? You think- - Wait. Wait. You think that Shrek is you true love?-Well, yes.{Laughing}-You think Shrek is your true love!-What is so funny?-Let's just say I'm not your tipe, okay?-Of course, you are. You're my rescuer. Now - - Now remove your helmet.-Look. I really don't think this is a good idea.-Just take off the helmet.-I'm not going to.-Take ot off.-No!-Now!-Okay! Easy. As you command. Your Highness.-You- - You're a- - an orge.-Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming.-Well, yes, actually. Oh, no. This is all wrong. You're not supposed to be an orge.{Sighs}-Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay? He is the one who wants to marry you.-Then why didn't he come rescue me?-Good question. You should ask him that when we get there.-But I have to be rescued by my true love, not by some prge and his- - his pet.-So much for noble steed.-You're not making my job any easier.-I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem. You can tell Lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly, I'll be waiting for him right here.-Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy.-You wouldn't dare. Put me down!-Ya comin', Donkey?-I'm right behind ya.-Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! This is not dignified! Put me down!-Okay, so here's another question. Say there's a woman that digs you, right, but you don't really like her that way. How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten?-You just tell her she's not your true love. Everyone knowest what happens when you find your - -  Hey!{Sighs}-The sooner we get to DuLoc the better.-You're gonna love it there, Princess. It's beautiful!-And what of my groom-to-be? Lord Farquaad? What's he like?-Let me put it this way, Princess. Men of Farquaad's stature are in short supply.{Laughs}-I don't know. There are those who think little of him.-Stop it. Stop it, both of you. You're just jealous you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad.-Yeah, well, maybe you're right, Princess. But I'll let you do the "measuring" when you see him tomorrow.-Tomorrow? It'll take that long? Shouldn't we stop to make camp?-No, that'll take longer. We can keep going.-But there's robbers in the woods.-Whoa! Time out, Shrek! Camping's starting to sound good.-Hey, come on. I'm scarier than anything we're going to see in this forest.-I need to find somewhere to camp now!{Birds wings fluttering}{Grunting}-Hey! Over here.-Shrek, we can do better than that. I don't think this is fit for a princess.-No, no, it's perfect. It just needs a few homey touches.-Homey touches? Like what?{Crashing}-A door? Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night.-You want me to read you a bedtime story? I will.-I said good night!-Shrek, What are you doing?{Laughs}-I just- - You know - - Oh, come on. I was just kidding.{Fire cracking}-And, uh, that one, that's Throwback, the only orge to ever spit over three wheat fields. Right. Yeah.-Hey, can you tell my future from these stars?-The stars don't tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories. Look, there's Bloodnut, the Flatulent. You can guess what he's famous for.-I know you're making this up.-No, look. There he is,  and there's the group of hunters running away from his stench.-That ain't nothin' but a bunch of little dots.-You know, Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear. Hmm? Forget it.{Sighs}-Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway?-Our swamp?-You know, when we're through rescuing the princess.-We? Donkey, there's no "we". There's no "our". There's just me and my swamp. The first thing I'm gonna do is build a ten-foot wall arond my land.-You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me real deep just now. You know what I think? I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out.-No, do ya think?-Are you hidin' something?-Never mind, Donkey.-Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it?-No, this is one of those drop-it and leave-it alone things.-Why don't you want to talk about it?-Why do you want to talk about it?-Why are you blocking?-I'm not blocking.-Oh, yes, you are.-Donkey, I'm warning you.-Who you trying to keep out?-Everyone! Okay?-Oh, now we're gettin' somewhere.-Oh! For the love of Pete!-What's your problem? What you got against the whole world anyway?-Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me. People take one look at me and go. "Aah! Help! Run! A big, stupid, ugly orge!" They judge me before they even know me. That's why I'm better off alone.-You know what? When we met, I didn't think you was just a big, stupid, ugly orge.-Yeah, I know.-So, uh, are there any donkeys up there?-Well, there's, um, Gabby, the Small and Annoying.-Okay, okay, I see it now. The big shiny one, right there. That one there?-That's the moon.-Oh, okay.{Orchestra}{Dulcimer}-Again, show me again. Mirror, mirror, show her to me. Show me the princess.-Hmph.-Ah. Perfect.{Inhales}{Snoring}{Vocalizing}{Whistling}{Sizzling}{Sniffs, yawns}-Mmm, yeah, you know I like it like that.--Come on, baby. I said I like it.-Donkey, wake up.-Huh? What?-Wake up.-What?-Good morning. Hm, how do you like your eggs?-Good morning, Princess!-What's all this about?-You know, we kind of got off to a bad start yesterday. I wanted to make it up to you. I mean, after all, you did rescue me.-Uh, thanks.{Sniffs}-Well, eat up. We've got a big day ahead of us.{Belches}-Shrek!-What? It's a compliment. Better out than in, I always say. {Laughs}-Well, it's no way to behave in front of a princess.{Belches}-Thanks.-She's as nasty as you are.-{Laughs} You know, you're not exactly what I expected.-Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them.{Vocalizing}-La liberte! Hey!-Princess!{Laughs}-What are you doing?-Be still, mon cherie, for I am you savior! And I am rescuing you from this green - -{Kissing sounds}-beast.-Hey!-That's my princess! Go find you own!-Please, monster! Can't you see I'm a little busy here?-Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are!-Oh! Of couse! Oh, how rude. Please let me introduse myself. Oh, Merry Men. {Laughs}{Accordion}Ta, dah, dah, dah, whoo.I steal from the rich and give to the needy.He takes a wee percentage, But I'm not greedy. I rescue pretty damselsMan, I'm goodWhat a guy, Monsieur HoodBreak it downI like an honest fightand a saucy little maidWhat he's basically sayingis he likes to get - - PaidSoWhen an orge in the bushgrabs a lady by the tushThat's badThat's badWhen a beauty's with a beastit makes me awfully madHe's madHe's really, really madI'll take my blade andram it through your heartKeep your eyes on me, boys'cause I'm about to start{Grunts, Groans}{Karate Yell}{Merry Men Gasping}{Panting}-Man, that was annoying!-Oh, you little- - {Karate Yell}{Accordion}{Shouting, groaning}{Chuckles}-Uh, shall we?-Hold the phone.{Grunts}Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on now. Where did that come from?-What?-That! Back there. That was amazing! Where did you learn that?-Well - - {Chuckles} When one lives alone, uh, one has to learn these things in case there's a - - There's an arrow in your butt!-What? Oh, would you look at that?-Oh, no. This is all my fault. I'm so sorry.-Why? What's wrong?-Shrek's hurt.-Shrek's hurt. Shrek's hurt? Oh, no, Shrek's gonna die.-Donkey, I'm okay.-You can't do this to me, Shrek. I'm too young for you to die. Keep you legs elevated. Turn your head and cough. Does anyone know the Heimlich?-Donkey! Calm down. If you want to help Shrek, run into the woods and find me a blue flower with red thorns.-Blue flower, red thorns. Okay, I'm on it. Blue flower, red thorns. Don't die Shrek. If you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light!-{Both} Donkey!-Oh, yeah. Right. Blue flower, red thorns.-What are the flowers for?-For getting rid of Donkey.-Ah.-Now you hold still, and I'll yank this thing out.-Ow! Hey! Easy with the yankin'.-I'm sorry, but it has to come out.-No, it's tender.-Now, hold on.-What you're doing is the opposite of help.-Don't move.-Look, time out.-Would you - - {Grunts}-Okay. What do you propose we do?-Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easier if I wasn't color-blind! Blue flower, red thorns.-Ow!-Hold on, Shrek! I'm comin'!-Ow! Not good.-Okay. Okay. I can nearly see the head.{Grunts}-It's just about - - -Ow! Ohh!-Ahem.-Nothing happend. We were just, uh - - -Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask. Okay?-Oh, come on! That's the last thing on my mind. The princess here was just- - Ugh! -Ow!-Hey, what's that?{Nervous chickle}-That's- - Is that blood?{Sighs}{Bird chirping}{Grunts}My beloved monster and meWe go everywhere togetherWearin' a raincoatthat has four sleevesGets us through all kinds of weather-Aah!She will always be the only thingThat comes between me and the awful stingThat comes from living in a worldthat's so damn mean{Croaks}Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-Hey!La-la, la-la, la-la-la-la{Both laughing}La-la, la-la, la-la-There it is, Princess. Your future awaits you.-That's DuLoc?-Yeah, I know. You know, Shrek thinks Lord Farquaad's compensating for something,  which I think means he has a really - - Ow!-Um, I, uh- -  I guess we better move on.-Sure. But, Shrek? I'm - - I'm worried about Donkey.{Blubbering}-What?-I mean, look at him. He doesn't look so good. -What are you talking about? I'm fine.-That's what they always say, and then next thing you know, you're on your back. Dead.-You know, she's right. You look awful. Do you want to sit down?-Uh, you know, I'll make you some tea.-I didn't want to say nothin', but I got this twinge in my neck, and when I turn my head like this, look, {Bones crunch}-Ow! See?-Who's hungry? I'll find us some dinner.-I'll get the firewood.-Hey, where you goin'? Oh, man, I can't feel my toes! I don't have any toes! I think I need a hug.-Mmm. This is good. This is really good. What is this?-Uh, weedrat. Rotisserie style.-No kidding. Well, this is delicious.-Well, they're also great in stews. Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean weedrat stew.{Chuckling}{Sighs}-I guess I'll be dining a little differently tomorrow night.{Gulps}-Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. I'll cook all kind of stuff for you. Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare - - you name it.{Chuckles}-I'd like that.{Slurps, laughs}See the pyramids along the Nile-Um, Princess?Watch the sunrise from a tropic isle-Yes, Shrek?-I, um, I was wondering.Just remember, darling all the while-Are you- - You belong to me{Sighs} -Are you gonna eat that?{Chuckles}-Man, isn't this romantic? Just look at that sunset.-Sunset?-Oh, no! I mean, it's late. I-It's very late.-What?-Wait a minute. I see what's goin' on here. You're afraid of the dark, aren't you?-Yes! Yes, that's it. I'm terrified. You know, I'd better go inside.-Don't feel bad, Princess. I used to be afraid of the dark, too, until - - Hey, no, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark.{Shrek sighs} -Good night. -Good night.{Door creaks}-Ohh! Now I really see what's goin' on here.-Oh, what are you talkin' about?-I don't even wanna hear it. Look, I'm an animal, and I got instincts. And I know you two were diggin' on each other. I could feel it.-You're crazy. I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad.-Oh, come on, Shrek. Wake up and smell the pheromones. Just go on in and tell her how you feel.-I- - There's nothing to tell. Besides, even if I did tell her that, well, you know - - and I'm not sayin' I do 'cause I don't - - she's a princess, and I'm - - -An orge?-Yeah. An orge.-Hey, where you goin'?-To get... move firewood.{Sighs} -Princess? Princess Fiona? Princess, where are you?{Wings fluttering}-Princess?{Creaking}{Gasps}-It's very spooky in here. I ain't playing no games.{Screams}-Aah!-Oh, no!-No, help!-Shh!-Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!-No, it's okay. It's okay.-What did you do with the princess?-Donkey, I'm the princess.-Aah!-It's me, in this body.-Oh, my God! You ate the princess. Can you hear me?-Donkey!-Listen, keep breathing! I'll get you out of there!-No!-Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!-Shh.-Shrek!-This is me.{Muffled mumbling}-Princess? What happened to you? You're, uh, uh, uh, different.-I'm ugly, okay?-Well, yeah! Was it something you ate? 'Cause I told Shrek those rats was a bad idea. You are what you eat, I said. Now - - -No.-I - - I've been this way as long as I can remember.-What do you mean? Look, I ain't never seen you like this before.-It's only happens when sun goes down."By night one way, by day another. This shall be the norm... until you find true love's first kiss... and then take love's true form."-Ah, that's beautiful. I didn't know you wrote poetry.-It's a spell.{Sighs} -When I was a little girl, a witch cast a spell on me. Every night I become this. This horrible, ugly beast! I was placed in a tower to await the day my true love would rescue me. That's why I have to marry Lord Farquaad tomorrow before the sun sets and he sees me like this.{Sobs}-All right, all right. Calm down. Look, it's not that bad. You're not that ugly. Well, I ain't gonna lie. You are ugly. But you only look like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24-7.-But Donkey, I'm a princess, and this is not how a princess is meant to look.-Princess, how 'bout if you don't marry Farquaad?-I have to.  Only my true love's kiss can break the spell.-But, you know, um, you're kind of an orge, and Shrek - - well, you got a lot in common.-Shrek?-Princess, I - - Uh, how's it going, first of all? Good? Um, good for me too. I'm okay. I saw this flower and thought of you because it's pretty and - - well, I don't really like it, but I thought you might like it 'cause you're pretty. But I like you anyway. I'd - - uh, uh - - {Sighs}-I'm in trouble. Okay, here we go.-I can't just marry whoever I want. Take a good look at me, Donkey. I mean, really, who can ever love a beast so hideous and ugly? "Princess" and "ugly" don't go together. That's why I can't stay here with Shrek.{Gasps}-My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love.{Deep sigh}-Don't you see, Donkey? That's just how it has to be. It's the only way to break the spell.-You at least gotta tell Shrek the truth.-No! You can't breathe a word. No one must ever know.-What's the point of being able to talk if you gotta keep secrets?-Promise you won't tell. Promise!-All right, all right. I won't tell him. But you should. I just know before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy.-Look at my eye twitchin'.{Door opens}{Snoring}-I tell him, I tell him not. I tell him, I tell him not. I tell him. -Shrek! Shrek, there's something I want - - {Snoring}-Shrek. Are you all right?-Perfect! Never been better.-I - - I don't - - There's something I have to tell you.-You don't have to tell me anything, Princess. I heard enough last night.-You heard what I said?-Every word.-I thought you'd understand.-Oh, I undersatnd. Like you said, "Who could love a hideous, ugly beast?" -But I thought that wouldn't matter to you.-Yeah? Well, it does.{Gasps, sighs}-Ah, right on time.{Horse whinnies}-Princess, I've brought you a little something.{Fanfare}{Yawns}-What'd I miss? What'd I miss?{Muffled}-Who said that? Couldn't have been a donkey.-Princess Fiona.-As promised. Now hand it over.-Very well, orge. The deed to your swamp, cleared out, as agreed.-Take it and go before I change my mind.-Forgive me, Princess, for startling you, but you startled me, for I have never seen such a radiant beauty before. I'm Lord Farquaad.-Lord Farquaad? Oh, no, no.{Snaps fingers}-Forgive me, my lord, for I was just saying a short... farewell.-Oh, that is so sweet. You don't have to waste good manners on the orge. It's not like it has feelings.-No, you're right. It doesn't.-Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair, flawerss Fiona. I ask your hand in marriage.{Gasps}-Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom?-Lord Farquaad, I accept. Nothing would make - - -Excellent! I'll start the plans, for tomorrow we wed!-No! I mean, uh, why wait? Let's get married today before the sun sets.-Oh, anxious, are you? You're right. The sooner, the better. There's so much to do! Threre's the caterer, the cake, the band, the guest list. Captain, round up some guests!-Fare-thee-well, orge.-Shrek, what are you doing? You're letting her get away.-Yeah? So what?-Shrek, there's something about her you don't know. Look, I talked to her last night, She's - - -I know you talked to her last night. You're great pals, aren't ya? Now, if you two are such good friends, why don't you follow her home?-Shrek, I - - I wanna go with you.-I told you, didn't I? You're not coming home with me. I live alone! My swamp! Me! Nobody else! Understand? Nobody! Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys!-But I thought - - -Yeah. You know what? You tought wrong!-Shrek.I heard there was a secret chordThat David played and it pleased the LordBut you don't really care for music, do yaIt goes like this the fourth, the fifthThe minor fall the major liftThe baffled king composing hallelujahHallelujah,  hallelujahBaby, I've been here beforeI know this room I've walked this floorI used to live alone before I knew youI've seen your flag on the marble archBut love is not a victory marchIt's a cold and it's a broken hallelujahHallelujah,  hallelujahAnd all I ever learned from loveIs how to shoot at someoneWho outdrew you{Moaning}And it's not a cry you can hear at nightIt's not somebody who's seen the lightIt's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah{Moaning}Hallelujah,  hallelujah{Thumping sound}-Donkey?{Grunts}-What are you doing?-I would think, of all people, you would recognize a wall when you see one.-Well, yeah. But the wall's supposed to go around my swamp, not through it.-It is around your half. See that's your half, and this is my half.-Oh! Your half. Hmm.-Yes, my half. I helped rescue the princess. I did half the work. I get half the booty. Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head.-Back off!-No, you back off.-This is my swamp!-Our swamp.-Let go, Donkey!-You let go.-Stubborn jackass!-Smelly orge.-Fine!-Hey, hey, come back here. I'm not through with you yet.-Well, I'm through with you.-Uh-uh. You know, with you it's always, "Me, me, me!" Well, guess what! Now it's my turn! So you just shut up and pay attention! You are mean to me. You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do! You're always pushing me around or pushing me away.-Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?-Because that's what friends do! They forgive each other!-Oh, yeah. You're right, Donkey. I forgive you... for stabbin' me in the back!-Ohh! You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings.-Go away!-There you are , doing it again just like you did to Fiona. All she ever do was like you, maybe even love you.-Love me? She said I was ugly, a hideous creature. I heard the two of you talking. -She wasn't talkin' about you. She was talkin' about, uh, somebody else.-She wasn't talking about me? Well, then who was she talking about?-Uh-uh, no way. I ain't saying anything. You don't wanna listen to me. Right? Right?-Donkey!-No!-Okay, look. I'm sorry, all right?{Sighs}-I'm sorry. I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly orge. Can you forgive me?-Hey, that's what friends are for, right?-Right. Friends?-Friends.-So, um, what did Fiona say about me?-What are you asking me for? Why don't you just go ask her?-The wedding! We'll never make it in time.-Ha-ha-ha! Never fear, for where, there's a will, there's a way and I have a way.{Whistles}-Donkey?-I guess it's just my animal magnetism.{Laughing}-Aw, come here, you.-All right, all right.Don't get all slobbery. No one likes a kiss ass. All right, hop on and hold on tight. I haven't had a chance to install the seat belts yet.-Whoo!{Bells tolling}{All gasping}-People of DuLoc, we gather here today to bear witnss to the union....-Um--of our new king - --Excuse me. Could we just skip ahead to the "I do's"?{Chuckling}-Go on.-Go ahead, HAVE SOME FUN. If we need you, I'll whistle. How about that? Shrek, wait, wait! Wait a minute! You wanna do this right, don't you?-What are you talking about?-There's a line you gotta wait for. The preacher's gonna say, "Speak now or forever hold your peace." That's when you say, "I object!"-I don't have time for this!-Hey, wait. What are you doing? Listen to me! Look, you love this woman, don't you?-Yes.-You wanna hold her?-Yes.-Please her?-Yes!-Then you got to, got to try a little tenderness. The chicks love that romantic crap!-All right! Cut it out. When does this guy say the line?-We gotta check it out.-And so, by the power vested in me, -What do you see?-The whole town's in there.-I now pronounce you husband and wife,-They're at the altar.-king and queen.-Mother Fletcher! He already said it.-Oh, for the love of Pete!{Grunts}-I object!-Shrek?{Gasps}-Oh, now what does he want?-Hi, everyone. Havin' a good time, are ya? I love DuLoc, first at all. Very clean.-What are you doing here?-Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding - --Fiona! I need to talk to you.-Oh, now you wanna talk? It's a little late for that, so if you'll excuse me - - -But you can't marry him.-And why not?-Because- - Because he's just marring you so he can be king.-Outrageous! Fiona, don't listen to him.-He's not your true love.-And what do you know about true love?-Well, I - - Uh - - I mean - - -Oh, this is precious. The orge has fallen in love with the princess! Oh, good Lord.{Crowd laughting}-An orge and a princess!-Shrek, is this true?-Who cares? It's preposterous! Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away from our "happily ever after." Now kiss me! Mmmmm!-"By night one way, by day another." I wanted to show you before.{Whimpers}{Crown gasping}-Well, uh, that explains a lot.-Ugh! It's disgusting! Guards! Guards! I order you to get that out of my sight now! Get them! Get them both!-No, no!-Shrek!-This hocus-pocus alters nothing. This marriage is binding, and that makes me king! See? See?-No, let go of me! Shrek!-No!-Don't just stand there, you morons.-Get out of my way! Fiona! Arrgh! -I'll make you regret the day we met. I'll see you drawn and quartered!-You'll beg for death to save you!-No, Shrek!-And as for you, my wife,-Fiona!-I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days!-I'm king!{Whistles}-I will have order! I will have perfection! I will have - - Aaaah!-Aah!-All right. Nobody move. I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it.{Roars}-I'm a donkey on the edge!{Belches}-Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?{Cheering}-Go ahead, Shrek.-Uh, Fiona?-Yes, Shrek?-I - - I love you.-Really?-Really, really.- I love you too.-Aawww!-"Until you find true love's first kiss and then take love's true form."-"Take love's true form. Take love's true form."-Fiona? Fiona. Are you all right?-Well, yes. But I don't understand. I'm supposed to be beautiful.-But you ARE beautiful.{Chuckles}-I was hoping this would be a happy ending.I thought love was only true in fairy talesOy!Meant for someone else but not for meLove was out to get meThat's the way it seemedDisappointment haunted all my dreamsAnd then I saw her faceNow I'm a believer and not a traceOf doubt in my mindI'm in loveOoh-aahI'm a believer I couldn't leave herIf I tried-God bless us, every one.Come on, y'all!Then I saw her faceHa-haNow I'm a believer Listen!Not a traceOf doubt in my mindI'm in loveOoh-aahI'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried-Ooh!-Uh!Then I saw her faceNow I'm a believer Hey!Not a traceUhh! Yeah.Of doubt in my mind-One more time!I'm in loveI'm a believer Come on!I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, heyY'all sing it with me!IBelieveI believePeople in the back!I believeI'm a believer I believeI believeI believeI believe{Hysterical laughing}-Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh.-I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I believe in self-assertionDestiny or a slight diversionNow it seems I've got my head on straightI'm a freak an apparitionSeems I've made the right decisionTo try to turn back now it might be too lateNow I want to stay home todayDon't wanna go outIf anyone comes to playGonna get thrown outI wanna stay home todayDon't want no companyNo wayYeah, yeah, yeahI wanna be a millionaire somedayBut know what it feels like to give it awayWatch me march to the beat of my own drumAnd it's off to the moon and then back againSame old day Same situationMy happiness rears back as if to sayI wanna stay home todayDon't wanna go outIf anyone comes to playGonna get thrown outI wanna stay home todayDon't want no companyNo wayYeah, yeah, yeahI wanna stay home, stay home, stay home.........I get such a thrill when you look in my eyesMy heart skips a beatGirl, I feel so alivePlease tell me, baby, if all this is true'Cause deep down inside all I wanted was youOh-oh-ohMakes me wanna danceOh-oh-ohIt's a new romanceOh-oh-ohI look into your eyesOh-oh-ohThe best years of our livesWhen we first metI could hardly believeThe things that would happen and we could achieveSo let's be togetherfor all of our timeOh, girl, I'm so thankfulthat you are still mineYou always consider melike an ugly ducklingAnd treat me like a Nostradamuswas why I had to get my shine onI break a little somethingto keep my mind on'Cause you had my mind goneEh-eh, eh-eh, eh-ehTurn the lights on, Come on, babyLet's just rewind the song'Cause all I want to do is make the rest years the best yearsAll night longOh-oh-ohMakes me wanna danceMakes me wanna danceOh-oh-ohIt's a new romanceIt's a new romanceOh-oh-ohI look into your eyesOh, yeah, yeahI look into your eyesOh-oh-ohThe best years of our livesYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah..............Everything looks brightStanding in your lightEverything feels rightWhat's left is out of sightWhat's a girl to do I'm telling youYou're on my mindI wanna be with you'Cause when you'restandin' next to meIt's like wowAnd all your kissesseem to set me freeIt's like wowAnd when we touchit's such a rushI can't get enoughIt's like- - It's likeOoh-oohHey, whatIt's like wowOoh-ooh, heyHey, yeahIt's like wowEverything is lookingright now, right nowIt's like wowAnd I got this feelingThis feeling it's just like wowIt's just like wowYou are all I'm thinking of.Like wowEverything feels rightEverything feels rightLike wowEverything looks brightAll my senses are rightLike wowEverything feels rightBaby, baby, babythe way I'm feeling youIs like wowThere is somethingthat I seeIn the way you look at meThere's a smileThere's a truthIn your eyesWhat an unexpected wayOn this unexpected dayCould it beThis is where I belongIt is you I have lovedAll longThere's no more mysteryIt is finally clear to meYou're the homemy heart's searched forSo longIt is you I have lovedAll longWhoa, over and overI'm filled with emotionAs I lookInto your perfect face

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    FROZEN                             Written by                            Jennifer Lee                                             Final Shooting Draft                                                          9/23/13   OPEN ON: ICE.   We're underwater looking up at it. A saw cuts through,   heading right for us.   EXT. SNOW-CAPPED MOUNTAINS -- DUSK   ICE HARVESTERS, dressed in traditional Sami clothing, score a   frozen lake. They SING.                   "The Frozen Heart (Ice Worker's Song)"                            ICE HARVESTERS                  BORN OF COLD AND WINTER AIR                  AND MOUNTAIN RAIN COMBINING,                  THIS ICY FORCE BOTH FOUL AND FAIR                  HAS A FROZEN HEART WORTH MINING.   The men drag giant ice blocks through channels of water.                            ICE HARVESTERS (CONT'D)                  CUT THROUGH THE HEART, COLD AND CLEAR.                  STRIKE FOR LOVE AND STRIKE FOR FEAR.                  SEE THE BEAUTY SHARP AND SHEER.                  SPLIT THE ICE APART!                  AND BREAK THE FROZEN HEART.                  Hup! Ho! Watch your step! Let it go!   A young Sami boy, KRISTOFF (8), and his reindeer calf, SVEN,   share a carrot as they try to keep up with the men.                            ICE HARVESTERS (CONT'D)                  Hup! Ho! Watch your step! Let it go!   Young Kristoff struggles to get a block of ice out of the   water. He fails, ends up soaked. Sven licks his wet cheek.                            ICE HARVESTERS (CONT'D)                  BEAUTIFUL! POWERFUL! DANGEROUS! COLD!                  ICE HAS A MAGIC CAN'T BE CONTROLLED.   A sharp ice floe overtakes the workers, threateningly. They   fight it back.                            ICE HARVESTERS (CONT'D)                  STRONGER THAN ONE, STRONGER THAN TEN                  STRONGER THAN A HUNDRED MEN!   Massive fjord horses drag heavy ice plows.                                                                2FROZEN - J. Lee                            ICE HARVESTERS (CONT'D)                  BORN OF COLD AND WINTER AIR                  AND MOUNTAIN RAIN COMBINING   The sun sets. Lanterns are lit.                            ICE HARVESTERS (CONT'D)                  THIS ICY FORCE BOTH FOUL AND FAIR                  HAS A FROZEN HEART WORTH MINING.                  CUT THROUGH THE HEART, COLD AND CLEAR.   In the dark, Kristoff and Sven finally manage to get a single   block of ice out of the water.                            ICE HARVESTERS (CONT'D)                  STRIKE FOR LOVE AND STRIKE FOR FEAR.                  THERE'S BEAUTY AND THERE'S DANGER HERE.                  SPLIT THE ICE APART!                  BEWARE THE FROZEN HEART.   The workers pile onto the giant horse-drawn ice sled as it   pulls away.   Left behind, Kristoff and Sven push their ice block onto a   dinky little sled then head off.   We sweep up from them to the Northern Lights filling the   sky...then move across the mountains...beneath the   snowline...and descend upon...   EXT. THE KINGDOM OF ARENDELLE -- NIGHT   A humble castle, built of wood, nestled in a deep fjord.   INT. CASTLE, NURSERY -- NIGHT   ELSA (8) sleeps in her bed. Her little sister ANNA (5) pops   up beside her.                            YOUNG ANNA                  Elsa. Psst. Elsa! Psst.   Elsa doesn't stir. Anna sits on Elsa and bounces.                            YOUNG ANNA (CONT'D)                  Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.                            YOUNG ELSA                      (grumbling)                  Anna, go back to sleep.   Anna rolls onto her back and spreads all her weight on Elsa.                                                              3FROZEN - J. Lee                            YOUNG ANNA                      (drama queen-ish)                  I just can't. The sky's awake, so                  I'm awake, so we have to play.                            YOUNG ELSA                  ...Go play by yourself.   Elsa shoves Anna off the bed.   Anna lands butt to floor, sighs, defeated. But then she gets   an idea. She hops back on the bed and lifts one of Elsa's   eyelids.                            YOUNG ANNA                      (mischievously)                  Do you want to build a snowman?   Elsa's eyes both pop open. She smiles.   INT. CASTLE STAIRCASE -- NIGHT   Anna, now wearing snow boots, pulls Elsa by the hand.                            YOUNG ANNA                  Come on, come on, come on, come on.   Elsa tries to shush her, but Anna's too excited.   INT. BALLROOM -- NIGHT   The girls sneak into the ballroom. Elsa shuts the door.                            YOUNG ANNA                  Do the magic! Do the magic!   Elsa laughs and waves her hands together. Snowflakes suddenly   burst forth and dance between her palms, forming a snowball.   Elsa throws the snowball high into the air. Snow bursts out   and flurries around the room. Anna dances about, catching   flakes in her palms and mouth.                            YOUNG ANNA (CONT'D)                  This is amazing!                            YOUNG ELSA                  Watch this!   Elsa stomps her little slippered foot and a layer of ice   suddenly coats the floor, forming a giant ice rink. Anna   slides off, laughing.                                                              4FROZEN - J. Lee   PLAY MONTAGE:   -Anna and Elsa roll giant snowballs and build a snowman   together. Elsa moves his stick arms around.                            YOUNG ELSA (CONT'D)                      (goofy voice)                  Hi, I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs.   Anna jumps up and hugs him.                            YOUNG ANNA                  I love you, Olaf.   -Anna and Olaf appear to be dancing. REVEAL: Elsa is actually   propelling them across the ice floor with her magic.   -The girls slide down snowbanks together!   -Anna fearlessly jumps off a snow peak into mid air.                              YOUNG ANNA (CONT'D)                  Catch me!   Elsa makes another peak to catch Anna.                              YOUNG ELSA                  Gotcha!   Anna keeps jumping. Elsa keeps casting magic.                            YOUNG ANNA                      (jumping faster)                  Again! Again!                             YOUNG ELSA                      (struggling to keep up)                  Slow down!   Elsa suddenly slips.   Her magic accidentally STRIKES Anna in the head. Anna tumbles   down a snowbank and lands, unconscious.                              YOUNG ELSA (CONT'D)                  ANNA!   Elsa runs to Anna and takes her in her arms. A streak of   Anna's hair, where struck, turns white.                            YOUNG ELSA (CONT'D)                  MAMA! PAPA!   The room around them fills with frightening ice spikes.                                                                     5FROZEN - J. Lee   The parents burst through the frozen door. GASP at the sight   of the room.                            KING                  Elsa, what have you done? This is                  getting out of hand!                            QUEEN                      (seeing Anna)                  Anna!   The King and Queen rush to Anna and take her in their arms.                            ELSA                  It was an accident. I'm sorry,                  Anna.                            QUEEN                      (about Anna)                  She's ice cold.                            KING                  ...I know where we have to go.                                                      SLAM CUT TO:   INT. DARK ROOM -- NIGHT   The King sifts through a shelf to find an ancient book   inscribed with Old Norse runes. He opens the book, scrambles   to a page with an ancient map.   EXT. ARENDELLE -- NIGHT   Carrying the girls, the King and Queen ride their horses out   of the kingdom. Snow streams from Elsa's hands, leaving a   trail of ice behind them.   EXT. FJORD MOUNTAIN FOREST -- NIGHT   A sleepy Kristoff and Sven travel alone through the dark   woods. All of a sudden, the King and Queen race by with the   girls, leaving the wake of ice.                            KRISTOFF                  Ice?                                                      SLAM CUT TO:                                                                6FROZEN - J. Lee   EXT. BLACK MOUNTAINS -- NIGHT   Kristoff rides Sven as they follow the trail of ice.                            YOUNG KRISTOFF                  Faster, Sven!   EXT. THE VALLEY OF THE LIVING ROCK -- NIGHT   Kristoff hops off Sven at the edge of a deep valley. They   hide behind a rock and peek out.   Down below, the King holds a frightened Elsa. The Queen holds   the still unconscious Anna.                            KING                  Please, help. My daughter!   Suddenly, a bunch of rocks tumble down the valley toward   them. It looks as though they'll be crushed!   But, luckily, the rocks stop at their feet. The rocks then   unfold, revealing bright faces.                               YOUNG KRISTOFF                  Trolls...?   The rock in front of Kristoff "wakes up." Meet BULDA.                            BULDA                  Shush. I'm trying to listen.   She grabs Kristoff and Sven by hand and hoof and hugs them   close. Sven licks her face and she eyes them both.                            BULDA (CONT'D)                  Cuties. I'm gonna keep you.   Back below, the crowd parts for a troll as old as the Earth.   They call him GRAND PABBIE. He approaches arthritically, but   determined. He nods respectfully to the king.                            GRAND PABBIE                  Your Majesty.                      (referring to Elsa)                  Born with the powers or cursed?                            KING                  Born. And they're getting stronger.   Grand Pabbie motions for the Queen to bring Anna to him. She   does. He examines her.                                                              7FROZEN - J. Lee                            GRAND PABBIE                      (about Anna)                  You are lucky it wasn't her heart.                  The heart is not so easily changed,                  but the head can be persuaded.                            KING                  Do what you must.                            GRAND PABBIE                  I recommend we remove all magic,                  even memories of magic to be                  safe.... But don't worry, I'll                  leave the fun.   Grand Pabbie pulls out a glowing blue energy from Anna's   head. We see her memories floating right above her. Grand   Pabbie changes all of her magical memories to ordinary   memories -- snowy play indoors with the girls in their   nightgowns changes to outdoors on the winter fjords with the   girls in winter gear. He puts the ordinary memories back in   her head.                            GRAND PABBIE (CONT'D)                  She will be okay.                            YOUNG ELSA                  But she won't remember I have                  powers?                            KING                  It's for the best.                             PABBIE                  Listen to me, Elsa, your power will                  only grow.   As he speaks, he conducts the Northern Lights to show a   silhouette of an adult Elsa creating magical snowflakes.                            PABBIE (CONT'D)                  There is beauty in your magic....                  But also great danger.   The snowflakes turn to sharp spikes.                           PABBIE (O.S.) (CONT'D)                  You must learn to control it.   In the Northern Lights display, the sharp spikes cause human   figures to panic and attack Elsa.                            PABBIE (CONT'D)                  Fear will be your enemy.                                                                     8FROZEN - J. Lee   Elsa gasps and buries her face in the King's chest. The King   wraps his arms around Elsa, protectively.                            KING                  No. We'll protect her. She can                  learn to control it. I'm sure.   Over the King's words we...                                                      DISSOLVE TO:   -The Arendelle castle gates shutting.                            KING (O.S.) (CONT'D)                  Until then, we'll lock the gates.                  We'll reduce the staff. We will                  limit her contact with people and                  keep her powers hidden from                  everyone... including Anna.   -The castle shutters close.   -Anna sits on her bed as Elsa's furniture disappears.   -Anna rushes to the hall to see Elsa shut the door to her new   room. Anna watches, confused and sad.                                                      DISSOLVE TO:   INT. CASTLE WINDOW -- DAY   We look out on a gentle snowfall. Little Anna skips up to the   window. She lights up at the sight of the snow and rushes   down the hall.   INT. HALLWAY, ELSA'S DOOR -- DAY   Anna knocks on Elsa's door and SINGS.                     "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?"                            YOUNG ANNA                  DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN?                  COME ON LET'S GO AND PLAY.   Anna peeks under the door.                            YOUNG ANNA (CONT'D)                  I NEVER SEE YOU ANYMORE.                  COME OUT THE DOOR.                  IT'S LIKE YOU'VE GONE AWAY.                                                                 9FROZEN - J. Lee   -INT. ANNA'S ROOM -- Anna plays with two dolls, gives up, sad.                            YOUNG ANNA (CONT'D)                  WE USED TO BE BEST BUDDIES                  AND NOW WE'RE NOT.                  I WISH YOU WOULD TELL ME WHY.   -ELSA'S DOOR. Anna peeks through the key hole.                            YOUNG ANNA (CONT'D)                  DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN?   -Anna calls through the keyhole.                            YOUNG ANNA (CONT'D)                  IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A SNOWMAN.                            YOUNG ELSA (O.S.)                  Go away, Anna.                            YOUNG ANNA                      (hearbroken)                  ...OKAY BYE.   -BEHIND THE DOOR -- DAY. Elsa sits at the window looking out,   longingly. Suddenly, her icy hands freeze the windowsill.   -LATER. The King slips leather gloves onto Elsa's hands.                            KING                  The gloves will help.   He pats her gloved hand.                            KING (CONT'D)                  See? You're good....                      (starting their mantra)                  Conceal it.                            YOUNG ELSA                  Don't feel it.                            YOUNG ELSA & KING                  Don't let it show.   -INT. HALLWAY, ELSA'S DOOR -- DAY. Anna, now 9, knocks on   Elsa's door.                            ANNA (9)                  DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN?   -INT. HALLWAY -- DAY. Alone, Anna rides a bicycle built for   two in the hall by standing on the back seat.                                                               10FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA (9) (CONT'D)                  OR RIDE OUR BIKE AROUND THE HALL?                  I THINK SOME COMPANY IS OVERDUE...   -INT. PORTRAIT ROOM -- DAY. Anna runs around the portrait   room, gaining momentum to flip over the arm of the couch.                            ANNA (9) (CONT'D)                  I'VE STARTED TALKING TO                  THE PICTURES ON THE WALLS.   Anna lands PLOP on the cushions, then looks up at the   painting above her of the courageous Joan of Arc.                            ANNA (9) (CONT'D)                  Hang in there, Joan.   -INT. EMPTY LIBRARY -- DAY. Looks like no one's around.                            ANNA (9) (CONT'D)                  IT GETS A LITTLE LONELY                  ALL THESE EMPTY ROOMS.   But then we find Anna, laying at the base of the grandfather   clock, playing with her braids, bored out of her mind.                            ANNA (9) (CONT'D)                  JUST WATCHING THE HOURS TICK BY.   Anna's eyes follow the grandfather clock's pendulum.                            ANNA (9) (CONT'D)                  TICK TOCK. TICK TOCK. TICK TOCK.   -INT. ELSA'S ROOM -- NIGHT. Elsa (now 12) paces as she panics.   The entire wall is frozen behind her.                            ELSA (12)                  I'm scared. It's getting stronger.                            KING                  Getting upset only makes it worse.   The King goes to hug her.                            ELSA (12)                  No. Don't touch me. I don't want to                  hurt you.   He and the Queen look at each other with alarmed sadness.   -INT. LIBRARY -- DAY. Anna, now a teenager, slides past Elsa's   room without stopping.                                                                11FROZEN - J. Lee   -INT. KING AND QUEEN'S QUARTERS -- DAY. Anna runs into the   room and throws herself into her parents' arms.                            TEEN ANNA                  See you in two weeks.   -INT. ELSA'S ROOM -- DAY. Elsa curtsies in front of her   parents, formally, not touching them.                            TEEN ELSA                  Do you have to go?                            KING                  You'll be fine, Elsa.   -EXT. DOCKS -- DAY. The King and Queen leave on a ship.   -EXT. ROUGH SEAS -- NIGHT. Lightning flashes. The sea rages in   a storm. The King and Queen's ship is lost in the waves.   -INT. CASTLE -- DAY. A portrait of the King and Queen is   covered in mourning cloth.   -EXT. CEMETERY -- DAY. Anna looks small, standing before her   people, beside burial stones.   -INT. HALLWAY, ELSA'S DOOR. Anna, still in her mourning   clothes, approaches and knocks.                            ANNA                      (singing)                  Elsa? PLEASE I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE                  PEOPLE ARE ASKING WHERE YOU'VE BEEN                  THEY SAY HAVE COURAGE                  AND I'M TRYING TO                  I'M RIGHT OUT HERE FOR YOU.                  PLEASE LET ME IN.   Anna slides down the door and sits with her head against it.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  WE ONLY HAVE EACH OTHER.                  IT'S JUST YOU AND ME.                  WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?                      (weak, internal)                  DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN?   We move through the door...   -INT. ELSA'S ROOM -- DAY. Elsa is sitting in the exact same   pose as Anna. Her bedroom is frozen with ice. Snowflakes hang   in the air, suspended by grief.                                                        FADE OUT.                                                               12FROZEN - J. Lee   EXT. THE KINGDOM OF ARENDELLE -- MORNING   A new dawn rises over the fjords.   Ships pull up to the docks. Guests pile out.                            DOCK MASTER                  Welcome to Arendelle!   A BOY tries to get away as his MOTHER tries to stuff him in   his bunad jacket.                            BOY                  Why do I have to wear this?                            MOTHER                  Because the Queen has come of age.                  It's Coronation Day!                            BOY                  That's not my fault.   They pass the May Pole being raised and a Sami ice harvester   chatting with his reindeer. We recognize them as Kristoff and   Sven, all grown up. Sven hops around excitedly like a dog and   nuzzles Kristoff's chest.                            KRISTOFF                  What do you want, Sven?   Kristoff leans in and speaks for Sven, as if he can.                            KRISTOFF (AS SVEN) (CONT'D)                  Give me a snack.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  What's the magic word?                            KRISTOFF (AS SVEN) (CONT'D)                  Please!   Kristoff pulls a carrot out of his shirt pocket and hands it   to Sven. Sven tries to bite the whole thing.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Hey, hey, hey! Share!   Sven takes a smaller bite. Kristoff then has a bite himself,   not seeming to care that it's covered in reindeer slobber.   We move on to PERSI and AGGIE, a super-excited couple who   rush towards the castle.                                                              13FROZEN - J. Lee                            PERSI                  I can't believe they're finally                  opening up the gates!                            AGGIE                  And for a whole day! Faster, Persi!   They pass a tiny but menacing DUKE, who wears taps on his   shoes to "enhance" his presence. Two THUG guards follow close   behind him.                            DUKE                  Ah, Arendelle, our most mysterious                  trade partner. Open those gates so                  I may unlock your secrets and                  exploit your riches.                      (catching himself)                  ...Did I just say that out loud?   We leave him and head down the bridge towards the castle   gates, passing an Irishman and a Spanish Dignitary.                            IRISHMAN                  Oh, me sore eyes can't wait to see                  the Queen and the Princess. I bet                  they're absolutely lovely.                            SPANISH DIGNITARY                  I bet they are beautiful.   We move past them, to a particular castle window.                                                        CUT TO:   INT. CASTLE, ANNA'S BEDROOM -- DAY   Anna, 18, snores. Drools. KNOCK. KNOCK.                            KAI (O.S.)                  Princess Anna...?   Anna sits up. She's got major bedhead. She coughs. Snorts.   Pulls a hair from her mouth.                            ANNA                  ...Huh? Yeah?                            KAI (O.S.)                  Sorry to wake you, ma'am but--                            ANNA                  No, you didn't. I've been up for                  hours.                                                                 14FROZEN - J. Lee   She falls back asleep while sitting. She snores. Her head   drops, startling her awake.                               ANNA (CONT'D)                  Who is it?                            KAI (O.S.)                  It's still me, ma'am. Time to get                  ready.                            ANNA                  Ready for what?                            KAI (O.S.)                  Your sister's coronation, ma'am.                            ANNA                  My sister's cor-neration...   One eye opens enough to catch sight of her coronation dress.   She bolts, wide awake in excitement.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  Coronation Day! Ha ha!                                                      SLAM CUT TO:   EXT. CASTLE HALL -- DAY   Anna bursts out of her room, wearing her coronation dress.   She finishes pinning ribbons in her hair. Seeing the hustle   and bustle of preparations, she can't help but SING.                       "For the First Time in Forever"                            ANNA                  THE WINDOW IS OPEN!                  SO'S THAT DOOR!                  I DIDN'T KNOW THEY DID THAT ANYMORE.                  WHO KNEW WE OWNED 8000 SALAD PLATES...?   -Anna slides along the floor of the ballroom in her socks.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  FOR YEARS I HAVE ROAMED THESE EMPTY HALLS                  WHY HAVE A BALLROOM WITH NO BALLS?                  FINALLY, THEY'RE OPENING UP THE GATES!   -She shakes hands with a suit of armor. Breaks it. Hides the   evidence.                                                            15FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  THERE'LL BE REAL, ACTUAL PEOPLE -                  IT'LL BE TOTALLY STRANGE.                  BUT WOW AM I SO READY FOR THIS CHANGE!   -Anna comes to a window and jumps out onto a window washer's   pulley. She raises herself up to see the ships arriving.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER,                  THERE'LL BE MUSIC, THERE'LL BE LIGHT.                  FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER,                  I'LL BE DANCING THROUGH THE NIGHT.   -Anna walks through the garden and follows a family of geese.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  DON'T KNOW IF I'M ELATED OR GASSY,                  BUT I'M SOMEWHERE IN THAT ZONE                  'CAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER,                  I WON'T BE ALONE.                      (speaking)                  I can't wait to meet everyone....                  (GASP) What if I meet THE ONE?   -Anna twists herself in a velvet drape like it's a gown. She   acts like she looks gorgeous, but she looks ridiculous.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  TONIGHT, IMAGINE ME GOWN AND ALL-                  FETCHINGLY DRAPED AGAINST THE WALL.                  THE PICTURE OF SOPHISTICATED GRACE.   -She notices the bust of a man across the room.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                      (google-eyed)                  I SUDDENLY SEE HIM STANDING THERE,                  A BEAUTIFUL STRANGER TALL AND FAIR.                      (mouth full of chocolate)                  I WANNA STUFF SOME CHOCOLATE IN MY                  FACE!   -She grabs the bust of the man and swings it around.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  BUT THEN WE LAUGH AND TALK ALL EVENING,                  WHICH IS TOTALLY BIZARRE.                  NOTHING LIKE THE LIFE I'VE LED SO FAR.   The bust goes flying and lands on the top of the cake.   -Anna bursts into the portrait room, bounces on the   furniture, and interacts with the paintings.                                                               16FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER,                  THERE'LL BE MAGIC, THERE'LL BE FUN.                  FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER,                  I COULD BE NOTICED BY SOMEONE.                  AND I KNOW IT IS TOTALLY CRAZY                  TO DREAM I'D FIND ROMANCE.                  BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER,                  AT LEAST I'VE GOT A CHANCE!   -INT. LIBRARY. ELSA, now a very poised 21, watches out the   window as the coronation guests arrive.                            ELSA                  DON'T LET THEM IN.                  DON'T LET THEM SEE.                  BE THE GOOD GIRL                  YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE.   Elsa moves to a painting of her father's coronation. She   takes off her gloves and mimics the painting by holding a   candlestick and ornament in place of an orb and scepter.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  CONCEAL. DON'T FEEL.                  PUT ON A SHOW.                  MAKE ONE WRONG MOVE                  AND EVERYONE WILL KNOW.   The candlestick and ornament ice over. Elsa gasps, slams them   back down onto the table. She tries to reassure herself.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  BUT IT'S ONLY FOR TODAY.   We cut between Anna's excitement and Elsa's nerves.                            ANNA                  IT'S ONLY FOR TODAY!                            ELSA                  IT'S AGONY TO WAIT.                            ANNA                  IT'S AGONY TO WAIT!!!                            ELSA                  TELL THE GUARDS TO OPEN UP THE GATE.                            ANNA                  THE GATE!!!   -Finally, the gates are open! Anna moves through the crowd,   admiring the people around her.                                                                  17FROZEN - J. Lee            ANNA (CONT'D)                              ELSA   FOR THE FIRST TIME IN                  DON'T LET THEM IN   FOREVER.                               DON'T LET THEM SEE                ANNA                                   ELSA   I'M GETTING WHAT I'M DREAMING          BE THE GOOD GIRL   OF                                     YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE                ANNA                                   ELSA   A CHANCE TO LEAVE MY SISTER'S          CONCEAL.   WORLD                                  CONCEAL. DON'T FEEL.   A CHANCE TO FIND TRUE LOVE             DON'T LET THEM KNOW.   -Anna hurries over the bridge and into the village square.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  I KNOW IT ALL ENDS TOMORROW,                  SO IT HAS TO BE TODAY!!                  `CAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN                  FOREVER. . .                  FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER!                  NOTHING'S IN MY WAY!!!   -Anna SLAMS right into the breast of a HORSE!   She falls back and lands in a small wooden boat. It tips off   of the dock. She's heading overboard. But just then, the   horse slams his hoof into the boat and steadies it.                               ANNA (CONT'D)                         (frustrated)                  Hey!                            HANS                  I'm so sorry. Are you hurt?   The rider, HANS, sure is handsome and regal.                            ANNA                      (gentler)                  Hey. I-ya, no. No. I'm okay.                            HANS                  Are you sure?                            ANNA                  Yeah, I just wasn't looking where I                  was going. But I'm okay.   He hops down from his horse and steps into the boat.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  I'm great, actually.                                                            18FROZEN - J. Lee                            HANS                  Oh, thank goodness.   He offers her a hand and their eyes meet. Chemistry. He helps   her to her feet.                            HANS (CONT'D)                      (bowing)                  Prince Hans of the Southern Isles.                            ANNA                      (curtseying)                  Princess Anna of Arendelle.                            HANS                  Princess...? My Lady.   He drops to his knees, head bowed. The horse bows too,   curling his hoof up and out of the boat.   The boat tips. Hans tumbles on top of Anna. Awkward.                            ANNA                  Hi...again.   The horse slams his foot back into the boat to stabilize it.   Anna and Hans tumble the other way. Anna lands on top of him.                            HANS                  Oh boy.                            ANNA                  Ha. This is awkward. Not you're                  awkward, but just because we're--                  I'm awkward. You're gorgeous.                      (did she just say that?)                  Wait, what?   Hans quickly gets to his feet and helps Anna up again.                            HANS                  I'd like to formally apologize for                  hitting the Princess of Arendelle                  with my horse...and for every                  moment after.                            ANNA                  No. No-no. It's fine. I'm not THAT                  Princess. I mean, if you'd hit my                  sister Elsa, that would be-- yeash!                  `Cuz, you know...                      (patting the horse)                  Hello.                            (MORE)                                                               19FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA (CONT'D)                      (to Hans)                  But, lucky you, it's-it's just me.                              HANS                  Just you?   Hans smiles, amused. She smiles back. The bells RING. She   doesn't notice at first; she's too busy drinking in Hans's   handsomeness.                            ANNA                  ...The bells. The coronation. I-I-I                  better go. I have to...I better go.   She hurries off, stops, turns back. Gives Hans a little wave.                              ANNA (CONT'D)                  Bye!   As she rushes off again, Hans waves back. The horse waves   too, once again taking his hoof out of the boat.                              HANS                  Oh no.   The boat falls, with Hans in it. SPLASH! It lands upside down   in the water. Hans raises it up off of him, gasping for air.                                                         CUT TO:   INT. CHURCH CHAPEL -- DAY   Elsa stands at the alter. Anna stands off to one side. She   peeks out to the audience.   Hans waves at her from the pews. He's changed his clothes.   The crown is placed on Elsa's head. The scepter and orb are   presented to Elsa on a pillow. She slowly reaches for them.                            BISHOP                      (a whisper)                  Your Majesty, the gloves.   Elsa hesitates. She breathes nervously, removes her gloves,   places them on the pillow. Her hands shake. She takes the orb   and scepter, then turns to the people.                            BISHOP (CONT'D)                      (formal, in Old Norse)                  Sehm hon HELL-drr IN-um HELL-gum                  AYG-num ok krund ee THES-um HELL-                  gah STAHTH, ehk teh frahm FUR-ear U-                  thear...                                                               20FROZEN - J. Lee   The scepter and orb start to freeze over.                            BISHOP (CONT'D)                  ...Queen Elsa of Arendelle.                            CROWD                  Queen Elsa of Arendelle.   Just in time. Elsa manages to set the orb and scepter back   down on the pillow before anyone notices the ice. She picks   up her gloves and slips them on. She made it.                                                        CUT TO:   INT. GREAT HALL -- NIGHT   Springy music fills the Great Hall. Guests dance. Eat. Laugh.   TRUMPETS SOUND.                            KAI                      (announcing)                  Queen Elsa of Arendelle.   Elsa enters, poised and looking surprisingly content. She   stands under a formal awning.                            KAI (CONT'D)                  Princess Anna of Arendelle!   Anna runs into the room, waves awkwardly. Kai ushers her over   to stand right next to Elsa.                            ANNA                  Here? Are you sure?   She and Elsa sneak awkward peeks at each other.                            ELSA                  ...Hi.                            ANNA                  Hi me...? Oh. Um. Hi.                            ELSA                  ...You look beautiful.                            ANNA                  Thank you. You look beautifuller. I                  mean, not fuller. You don't look                  fuller, but more beautiful.                                                            21FROZEN - J. Lee                               ELSA                  Thank you.   They look out at the celebration.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  So, this is what a party looks                  like?                            ANNA                  It's warmer than I thought.                            ELSA                  And what is that amazing smell?   They both close their eyes and inhale.                            ANNA AND ELSA (TOGETHER)                  ...Chocolate.   Their eyes pop open. They laugh.   Elsa looks back out at the party. Anna looks at Elsa. She   wants to say so much, but she can't think of where to start.   Just as she finds her way, Kai interrupts.                            KAI                  Your Majesty. The Duke of                  Weaseltown.                            DUKE                  Weselton. The Duke of Weselton.                      (to Elsa)                  Your Majesty, as your closest                  partner in trade, it seems only                  fitting that I offer you your first                  dance as queen.   The Duke does a funny flitter of his feet, a hitch-kick, and   a deep bow.                            DUKE (CONT'D)                      (whispers to himself)                  One, two, three. Jump.   As he holds out his hand, head down, his toupee dips forward.   Anna giggles. Elsa looks at Anna, stifles a giggle herself.                            ELSA                      (to the Duke)                  Thank you...only I don't dance.                                                               22FROZEN - J. Lee                            DUKE                      (offended)                  Oh...?                            ELSA                  But my sister does.                            ANNA                  What?                            DUKE                  Lucky you....                            ANNA                  Oh, I don't think--   The Duke grabs Anna's arm and yanks her away before she can   protest.                             DUKE                  If you swoon, let me know, I'll                  catch you.   Anna looks back at Elsa, desperately.                            ELSA                  Sorry.   OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR: The Duke showboats, but he's just   awful. Anna tries to make the best of it.                            DUKE                  Like an agile peacock... CLUCK-                  CLUGGLE-CLUCK!   He lands on her feet.                            ANNA                  Ow. Ow.                            DUKE                  Speaking of, so great to have the                  gates open. Why did they shut them                  in the first place? Do you know the                  reason? Hmm?   He gets in her face, suspicious.                            ANNA                  ...No.                                                                   23FROZEN - J. Lee                            DUKE                  Oh, all right. Hang on. They don't                  call me the little dipper for                  nothing.   He dips Anna back. Elsa peeks through the crowd, can barely   hold in her laughter. Anna shoots Elsa funny, help-me looks.                            DUKE (CONT'D)                      (groove fully on)                  Like a chicken...with the face of a                  monkey...I fly.                                                        JUMP CUT TO:   MOMENTS LATER...   Anna limps back to Elsa.                            DUKE (O.S.)                  Let me know when you're ready for                  another round, M'Lady.                            ELSA                  Well, he was sprightly.                            ANNA                      (rubbing her sore feet)                  Especially for a man in heels.                            ELSA                  Are you okay?                            ANNA                      (loving Elsa's attention)                  I've never been better. This is so                  nice. I wish it could be like this                  all the time.                             ELSA                      (sincere)                  Me too....   But then Elsa catches herself. She stiffens up, looks away.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  But it can't.                            ANNA                  Why not? If--                            ELSA                  It just can't.                                                                24FROZEN - J. Lee   Anna's smile drops. She tries not to get emotional.                            ANNA                  Excuse me for a minute.   She walks away. Elsa watches her go, saddened.   Moving through the crowd, Anna gets bumped by a bowing man's   butt. She falls. Just before she hits the floor, Hans catches   her. He smiles perfectly.                            HANS                  Glad I caught you.                               ANNA                  Hans.   He smoothly sets his drink down on a passing tray. He lifts   her up and leads her in a romantic dance.                                                     DISSOLVE TO:   LATER: Anna and Hans drink and chat.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  I often had the whole parlor to                  myself to slide... Oops. Sorry.   She hits him in the face by mistake with her hand. He laughs.                                                     DISSOLVE TO:   -THE CASTLE DOORS: Anna and Hans stroll out of the castle.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  ...Your physique helps I'm sure.                                                     DISSOLVE TO:   -THE ROSE GARDEN... Hans notices her white streak.                            HANS                      (about her white streak)                  What's this?                            ANNA                  I was born with it, although I                  dreamt I was kissed by a troll.                               HANS                  I like it.                                                     DISSOLVE TO:                                                       25FROZEN - J. Lee   EXT. BALCONY -- NIGHT   Anna teaches Hans how to eat krumkake.                            ANNA                  Yeah, the whole thing! You got it.   They laugh as the krumkake crumbles in his face.                            ANNA(CONT'D)                  Okay wait, wait. So you have how                  many brothers?                            HANS                  Twelve older brothers. Three of                  them pretended I was invisible...                  literally...for two years.                            ANNA                  That's horrible.                            HANS                  It's what brothers do.                            ANNA                  ...And sisters. Elsa and I were                  really close when we were little.                  But then, one day she just shut me                  out, and I never knew why.   He takes her hand. Leans in close.                            HANS                  I would never shut you out.                            ANNA                  Okay, can I just say something                  crazy?                            HANS                  I love crazy.                           "Love is an Open Door"                            ANNA                      (singing)                  ALL MY LIFE HAS BEEN A SERIES OF                  DOORS IN MY FACE.                  AND THEN SUDDENLY I BUMP INTO YOU.                            HANS                  I was thinking the same thing,                  because like. . .                            (MORE)                                                               26FROZEN - J. Lee                            HANS (CONT'D)                  I'VE BEEN SEARCHING MY WHOLE LIFE                  TO FIND MY OWN PLACE.                  AND MAYBE IT'S THE PARTY TALKING,                  OR THE CHOCOLATE FONDUE.                            ANNA                  BUT WITH YOU-                            HANS                  BUT WITH YOU,                  I FOUND MY PLACE.                            ANNA                  I SEE YOUR FACE.                            BOTH                  AND IT'S NOTHING LIKE I'VE EVER                  KNOWN BEFORE.   They jump to the neighboring balcony and enter a door.   They come out on top of one of the castle's towers.                            BOTH (CONT'D)                  LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR!                  LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR!   Cut to them sliding across an empty hallway in their socks.                            BOTH (CONT'D)                  LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR                              ANNA                  WITH YOU!                              HANS                  WITH YOU!                              ANNA                  WITH YOU!                              HANS                  WITH YOU!                            BOTH                  LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR.   They hop up on the castle roof and watch a shooting star.                            HANS                  I MEAN IT'S CRAZY.                              ANNA                  What?                                                            27FROZEN - J. Lee                            HANS                  WE FINISH EACH OTHER'S-                            ANNA                  SANDWICHES!                            HANS                  That's what I was gonna say!   They slide down the back of the roof out of sight.   We next find them strutting on a bridge ledge.                            ANNA                  I'VE NEVER MET SOMEONE-                            BOTH                  WHO THINKS SO MUCH LIKE ME.                            BOTH (SPOKEN) (CONT'D)                  Jinx.. . .jinx again.   Are they doing the robot? No. They're imitating the   mechanical figures on the clock tower.                            BOTH (CONT'D)                  OUR MENTAL SYNCHRONIZATION                  CAN HAVE BUT ONE EXPLANATION,                            HANS                  YOU-                            ANNA                  AND I-                            HANS                  WERE-                            ANNA                  JUST-                            BOTH                  MEANT TO BE.   Anna and Hans dance on top of the lighthouse and cast dancing   shadows across the sails of ships in the docks.                            ANNA                  SAY GOODBYE-                            HANS                  SAY GOODBYE-                                                               28FROZEN - J. Lee                            BOTH                  TO THE PAIN OF THE PAST.                            BOTH (CONT'D)                  WE DON'T HAVE TO FEEL IT ANYMORE!                  LOVE IS AN OPEN-   They play hide and seek amongst the stable doors.                            BOTH (CONT'D)                  DOOR! LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR!   They climb to the waterfall looking out over the kingdom.   Anna raises up her hands to frame the moon. Hans puts his   hands on top of hers. Together their hands form a heart.                            BOTH (CONT'D)                  LIFE CAN BE SO MUCH MORE-                              ANNA                  WITH YOU!                              HANS                  WITH YOU!                              ANNA                  WITH YOU!                              HANS                  WITH YOU!                            BOTH                  LOVE IS AN OPEN                              HANS                  DOOR.                              ANNA                  DOOR.                            HANS                  Can I say something crazy...? Will                  you marry me?                            ANNA                  Can I just say something even                  crazier? Yes.                                                       CUT TO:                                                              29FROZEN - J. Lee   INT. BALL -- NIGHT   Anna pushes through the crowd towards Elsa, Hans in tow.                            ANNA                  Oops! Pardon. Sorry. Can we just                  get around you there? Thank you.                  Oh, there she is. Elsa!   Elsa turns to Anna. Anna curtseys awkwardly.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  I mean...Queen.... Me again. Um.                  May I present Prince Hans of the                  Southern Isles.                            HANS                      (bowing)                  Your Majesty.   Elsa gives a polite but reserved curtsey.                            ANNA                  We would like--                            HANS                  --your blessing--                            ANNA                  --of--                            ANNA/HANS                  --our marriage!                            ELSA                  Marriage...?                            ANNA                  Yes!                            ELSA                  I'm sorry, I'm confused.                            ANNA                  Well, we haven't worked out all the                  details ourselves. We'll need a few                  days to plan the ceremony. Of                  course we'll have soup, roast, and                  ice cream and then--                  Wait. Would we live here?                            ELSA                  Here?                                                         30FROZEN - J. Lee                            HANS                  Absolutely!                            ELSA                  Anna--                            ANNA                  Oh, we can invite all twelve of                  your brothers to stay with us--                            ELSA                  What? No, no, no, no, no.                            ANNA                  Of course we have the room. I don't                  know. Some of them must--                            ELSA                  Wait. Slow down. No one's brothers                  are staying here. No one is getting                  married.                            ANNA                  Wait, what?                            ELSA                  May I talk to you, please. Alone.   Anna sees Hans's worried face. Hooks arms with him.                            ANNA                  No. Whatever you have to say, you-                  you can say to both of us.                            ELSA                  Fine. You can't marry a man you                  just met.                            ANNA                  You can if it's true love.                            ELSA                  Anna, what do you know about true                  love?                            ANNA                  More than you. All you know is how                  to shut people out.                            ELSA                  You asked for my blessing, but my                  answer is no. Now, excuse me.                                                              31FROZEN - J. Lee                            HANS                  Your Majesty, if I may ease your--                             ELSA                      (flustered)                  No, you may not. And I-I think you                  should go.   Elsa walks away. As she passes the Royal Handler--                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  The party is over. Close the gates.                            ANNA                  What? Elsa, no. No, wait!   Anna grabs Elsa's hand. She pulls off Elsa's glove. Elsa   gasps, spins around and reaches for the glove in panic.                            ELSA                  Give me my glove!   Anna holds the glove away from Elsa.                            ANNA                      (desperate)                  Elsa, please. Please. I can't live                  like this anymore.   Elsa fights tears.                             ELSA                      (weak)                  ...Then leave.   Elsa sees Anna's hurt face. It's too much. She can't hold it   in. She turns and rushes away.                            ANNA                      (heartbroken)                  ...What did I ever do to you?!   The party goes silent as everyone watches the sisters.                            ELSA                  Enough, Anna.                            ANNA                  No. Why? Why do you shut me out?!                  Why do you shut the world out?!                  What are you so afraid of?!                            ELSA                  I said, enough!                                                              32FROZEN - J. Lee   Ice shoots from Elsa's hand, spikes across the floor! Guests   cry out in shock, back away.                            DUKE                      (ducking behind his men)                  ...Sorcery. I knew there was                  something dubious going on here.                             ANNA                  Elsa...?   Elsa rushes out of the room.                                                        CUT TO:   EXT. COURTYARD -- NIGHT   Elsa bursts out of the castle door. The CITIZENS CHEER!                            CROWD                  There she is. Your Majesty! Long                  live the Queen! Queen Elsa.... Come                  drink with us.   Elsa ducks through the crowd, holding her bare hand.                            BOWING TOWNSMAN                  Queen Elsa.                            TOWNSWOMAN WITH BABY                  Your Majesty? Are you all right?   Elsa backs away from the baby. She knocks into the fountain,   grabs its edge. The waters freeze at her touch.   GASPS of shock and fear sweep over the crowd.   The Duke and thugs come out the door.                            DUKE                  There she is! Stop her!                             ELSA                      (to the Duke)                  Please, just stay away from me.                  Stay away!   Magic accidentally shoots from her hand and turns the   staircase into ice. The thugs and the Duke fall.                            DUKE                  Monster.... Monster!                                                            33FROZEN - J. Lee   The crowd panics.   A snowstorm begins. Elsa flees.   Anna runs out of the palace doors, carrying the glove.                            ANNA                  Elsa!   Hans follows closely behind her.   GATES TO THE KINGDOM: Elsa runs out of the gates and down to   the water's edge. The shoreline freezes under her feet.   Anna calls to her from the gates.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  Elsa! Wait, please!   Elsa glances back at Anna, but turns away. She tentatively   steps out onto the fjord. It freezes instantly. She breaks   into a run, as the water freezes over with each step.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  Elsa, stop!   Anna rushes out onto the fjord ice, slips, falls.                            HANS                  Anna!   Hans rushes to Anna's side.   Elsa reaches the far shore. She doesn't look back. She just   scrambles into the mountains.                            ANNA                  No.                            HANS                      (shocked)                  Look.... The fjord.   The ice spreads out until the entire fjord is frozen, locking   the ships in place.   INT. CASTLE COURTYARD -- NIGHT   Snow falls. Hans and Anna move through the panicking crowd.                            CROWD WALLAH                  Snow? It's...snow...in July.                                                             34FROZEN - J. Lee                            HANS                  ...Are you all right?                              ANNA                        (in shock)                  No.                            HANS                  Did you know?                              ANNA                  No.   Nearby, the Duke flutters about in fright.                            DUKE                  Look! It's snowing! It's snowing!                  The Queen has cursed this land! She                  must be stopped!                      (to his thugs)                  You have to go after her.   Anna rushes up to the Duke.                              ANNA                  Wait, no!   The Duke hides behind his thugs and points out at Anna.                            DUKE                  You! Is there sorcery in you, too?                  Are you a monster, too?                            ANNA                  No. No. I'm completely ordinary.                            HANS                  That's right she is...                      (realizing how that                       sounds)                  ...in the best way.                            ANNA                  ...And my sister's not a monster.                            DUKE                  She nearly killed me.                            HANS                  You slipped on ice.                              DUKE                  Her ice!                                                            35FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                  It was an accident. She was scared.                  She didn't mean it. She didn't mean                  any of this.... Tonight was my                  fault. I pushed her. So I'm the one                  that needs to go after her.                            DUKE                  Yes. Fine. Do.                            HANS                  What?                            ANNA                      (to the Royal Handler)                  Bring me my horse, please.                            HANS                  Anna, no. It's too dangerous.                            ANNA                  Elsa's not dangerous. I'll bring                  her back, and I'll make this right.   The Royal Handler brings Anna her horse and a cloak.                            HANS                  I'm coming with you.                             ANNA                  No, I need you here to take care of                  Arendelle.   He sees the desperation in her eyes.                            HANS                  ...On my honor.   She throws on the cloak and hops right onto the horse,   coronation dress and all.                            ANNA                      (to the crowd)                  I leave Prince Hans in charge!                            HANS                      (before letting her go)                  Are you sure you can trust her? I                  don't want you getting hurt.                            ANNA                  She's my sister; she would never                  hurt me.                                                            36FROZEN - J. Lee   She snaps the reins and rides out. Hans watches after her.   The snow picks up and overtakes our view. We push through a   blizzard...lose our way...then finds ourselves...   EXT. HIGH UP IN THE MOUNTAINS -- NIGHT   Well above the snow-line, a small figure climbs the highest   peak. It's Elsa. Finally, she stops, looks around. Catches   her breath and sings...                                "Let It Go"                            ELSA                  THE SNOW GLOWS WHITE                  ON THE MOUNTAIN TONIGHT,                  NOT A FOOTPRINT TO BE SEEN.                  A KINGDOM OF ISOLATION                  AND IT LOOKS LIKE I'M THE QUEEN.                  THE WIND IS HOWLING                  LIKE THIS SWIRLING STORM INSIDE.                  COULDN'T KEEP IT IN,                  HEAVEN KNOWS I TRIED. . .                  DON'T LET THEM IN,                  DON'T LET THEM SEE,                  BE THE GOOD GIRL YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO                  BE.                  CONCEAL,                  DON'T FEEL,                  DON'T LET THEM KNOW.                  WELL, NOW THEY KNOW.   Elsa takes off her glove and throws it into the air.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  LET IT GO. LET IT GO.                  CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE.   Elsa creates a snowman, just like the one she made with Anna   when they were children.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  LET IT GO. LET IT GO.                  TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOOR.                  I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO                  SAY.                  LET THE STORM RAGE ON.                  THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY.   Elsa lets her cape fly back into the wind.                                                            37FROZEN - J. Lee                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  IT'S FUNNY HOW SOME DISTANCE                  MAKES EVERYTHING SEEM SMALL.                  AND THE FEARS THAT ONCE CONTROLLED ME                  CAN'T GET TO ME AT ALL.                  IT'S TIME TO SEE                  WHAT I CAN DO,                  TO TEST THE LIMITS AND BREAK THROUGH.                  NO RIGHT, NO WRONG,                  NO RULES FOR ME...I'M FREE!   Elsa creates ice steps and climbs them.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  LET IT GO! LET IT GO!                  I AM ONE WITH THE WIND AND SKY.                  LET IT GO! LET IT GO!                  YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME CRY.                  HERE I STAND AND HERE I'LL STAY.   Elsa slams her foot down and forms a giant snowflake.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  LET THE STORM RAGE ON....   In a flurry of creative release, she raises the snowflake on   ice beams, builds walls, archways, a glistening chandelier,   and an intricate ceiling that leaves the sky visible.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  MY POWER FLURRIES THROUGH THE AIR                  INTO THE GROUND.                  MY SOUL IS SPIRALING IN FROZEN                  FRACTALS ALL AROUND.                  AND ONE THOUGHT CRYSTALLIZES LIKE                  AN ICY BLAST-   Standing firmly in her mighty ice palace, Elsa removes her   crown and throws it.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  I'M NEVER GOING BACK,                  (back to resolve)                  THE PAST IS IN THE PAST!   She takes down her hair and creates a new dress made of ice.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  LET IT GO! LET IT GO!                  AND I'LL RISE LIKE THE BREAK OF DAWN.                  LET IT GO! LET IT GO!   The sun rises. Elsa struts onto out onto a balcony and into   the light. She's free.                                                                  38FROZEN - J. Lee                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  THAT PERFECT GIRL IS GONE.                  HERE I STAND IN THE LIGHT OF DAY.                  LET THE STORM RAGE ON!!                  THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY.   She turns and slams her ice palace door on us.                                                           CUT TO:   EXT. THE FJORD FOREST -- DAY   Anna rides her horse through two feet of snow. She shivers.                            ANNA                      (shivering)                  Elsa! Elsa! It's me, Anna...your                  sister who didn't mean to make you                  freeze the summer. I'm sorry. It's                  all my f-f-f-f-f-f-fault.                                                       DISSOLVE TO:   LATER: Anna and the horse struggle through a wooded area.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                      (hearing a wolf howl)                  Of course, none of this would have                  happened if she'd just told me her                  secret...ha...she's a stinker.   A branch of a nearby tree snaps and startles the horse. Anna   goes flying off, lands face down in the snow. She sits up.   Spits out snow. Sees the horse running away.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  Oh no. No. No. No. Come back. No.                  No. No. No.... Oooo-kay.   He doesn't come back. Anna grabs onto a branch of a leaning   conifer, tries to pull herself to her feet, but the tree   snaps upright and releases all its snow onto her. GROAN.                                                       DISSOLVE TO:   EXT. MOUNTAIN -- NIGHT   The Northern Lights shine as Anna struggles, out of breath,   reaching the top of a hill.                                                            39FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                  Snow, it had to be snow, she                  couldn't have had tr-tr-tropical                  magic that covered the f-f-fjords                  in white sand and warm --   She sees smoke rising up in the distance.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  Fire! WHOA!   Anna goes tumbling down the hill. She lands with a crash in   an icy stream at the bottom.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                      (from inside the snowball)                  Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold...   EXT. A SMALL BUILDING AND STABLE -- NIGHT   Anna shuffles up to the building, her dress frozen stiff. She   shakes the snow off a sign and reads:                            ANNA                  Wandering Oaken's Trading Post.   Snow drops off a smaller sign. She reads it, happily.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  Ooh! And Sauna...   INT. WANDERING OAKEN'S TRADING POST & SAUNA -- NIGHT   Anna steps cautiously through the door--which hits her frozen   butt and knocks her into the center of the shop. She looks   around, sees only summer supplies.                             OAKEN (O.S.)                  Hoo hoo.   Anna turns to see a bright-faced fellow sitting low behind   the counter, fingers tapping tip to tip.                            OAKEN (CONT'D)                  Big summer blow out. Half off                  swimming suits, clogs, and a sun                  balm of my own invention, yah?                            ANNA                  Oh, great. For now, how about                  boots. Winter boots...and dresses?                                                            40FROZEN - J. Lee                            OAKEN                      (slight disappointment)                  That would be in our winter                  department.   The winter department contains one outfit, a pick ax, and a   lonely pair of boots.                            ANNA                  Oh. Um, I was just wondering; has                  another young woman, the Queen                  perhaps, I don't know, passed                  through here?   She brings the clothes and boots to the counter.                            OAKEN                  Only one crazy enough to be out in                  this storm is you, dear?   The front door suddenly blows open and in walks a mass of a   man covered in ice. Underneath is KRISTOFF.                            OAKEN (CONT'D)                  You and this fellow.... Hoo hoo.                  Big summer blow out.   Kristoff walks right up to Anna.                            KRISTOFF                      (in her face)                  Carrots.                            ANNA                  Huh?                            KRISTOFF                  Behind you.                            ANNA                  Oh, right. Excuse me.   Anna moves out of Kristoff's way. He grabs a bunch of   carrots, tosses them on the counter, then moves through the   place, gathering other supplies.                            OAKEN                      (to Kristoff)                  A real howler in July, yah? Where                  ever could it be coming from?                            KRISTOFF                  The North Mountain.                                                            41FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                      (to herself)                  North Mountain.   Kristoff brings his supplies to the counter. Oaken counts on   his fingertips.                            OAKEN                  That'll be forty.                            KRISTOFF                  Forty? No, ten.                            OAKEN                      (sweet as pie)                  Oh dear, that's no good. See these                  are from our winter stock, where                  supply and demand have a big                  problem.                            KRISTOFF                  You want to talk about a supply and                  demand problem? I sell ice for a                  living.   Kristoff motions out the window, where we see the blocks of   ice on his sled, covered in snow.                            ANNA                  Ooh, that's a rough business to be                  in right now. I mean, that is                  really...                      (he shoots her a look)                  Ahem. That's unfortunate.                            OAKEN                  Still forty. But I will throw in a                  visit to Oaken's sauna. Hoo hoo!                  Hi, family.   Kristoff and Anna turn to see a naked family waving through   the window of the steaming sauna.                             NAKED FAMILY                  Hoo hoo!                            KRISTOFF                  ...Ten's all I got. Help me out.                            OAKEN                      (isolating the carrots)                  Ten will get you this and no more.   Kristoff seethes. Stalemate.                                                               42FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                  Okay, just tell me one thing; what                  was happening on the North                  Mountain? Did it seem magical?   Kristoff pulls down his scarf and gives Anna a firm answer.                            KRISTOFF                  Yes! Now, back up while I deal with                  this crook here.   Oaken stands up, revealing his seven-foot stature.                            OAKEN                  What did you call me?   EXT. WANDERING OAKEN'S TRADING POST AND SAUNA -- NIGHT   Oaken stomps out the door, carrying Kristoff with one arm.                            KRISTOFF                  Okay. Okay, I'm- Ow! Whoa!   Oaken throws Kristoff, who face-plants in the snow.                             OAKEN                  Bye bye.   Oaken slams the door. Kristoff sits up. His reindeer, Sven,   canters over, snorts, and nudges him, expectantly.                            KRISTOFF                  No Sven, I didn't get your carrots.   Sven huffs in his face. Kristoff turns away and sees   something. He points to a dilapidated barn.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  But I did find us a place to sleep.                  And it's free.   INT. WANDERING OAKEN'S TRADING POST AND SAUNA -- NIGHT   Anna stands watching Oaken and all his great height as he   squeezes behind the counter and sits down low again.                            OAKEN                      (teddy bear)                  I'm sorry about this violence. I                  will add a quart of lutefisk, so                  we'll have good feelings. Just the                  outfit and boots, yah?                                                                 43FROZEN - J. Lee   Anna looks between Kristoff's supplies and the door.                                                           CUT TO:   INT. OAKEN'S STABLES - NIGHT   Kristoff, now unfrozen, relaxes on a bed of hay, playing his   lute and singing to (and for) Sven.                    "Reindeer(s) are Better than People"                            KRISTOFF                  REINDEERS ARE BETTER THAN PEOPLE.                  SVEN, DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S TRUE?                             KRISTOFF (AS SVEN) (CONT'D)                      (throwing his voice)                  YEAH, PEOPLE WILL BEAT YOU & CURSE                  YOU & CHEAT YOU.                  EVERY ONE OF EM'S BAD, EXCEPT YOU.                      (speaking)                  Oh, thanks, Buddy.                      (singing, as Kristoff)                  BUT PEOPLE SMELL BETTER THAN                  REINDEERS.                  SVEN, DON'T YOU THINK I'M RIGHT?                      (As Sven)                  THAT'S ONCE AGAIN TRUE,                  FOR ALL EXCEPT YOU.                      (As Kristoff)                  YOU GOT ME. LET'S CALL IT A NIGHT.                      (As Sven)                  GOOD NIGHT.                      (As Kristoff)                  DON'T LET THE FROSTBITE BITE.   The door opens. Anna enters.                               ANNA                  Nice duet.   Kristoff sits up with a start...sees who it is.                            KRISTOFF                  Oh, it's just you. What do you                  want?                            ANNA                  I want you to take me up the North                  Mountain.                                                                   44FROZEN - J. Lee                            KRISTOFF                  I don't take people places.   He lays back down, closes his eyes.                            ANNA                  Let me rephrase that...   A sack of supplies lands in Kristoff's lap.                            KRISTOFF                  Umph.   He sits up. Looks in the bag.                            ANNA                  Take me up the North Mountain....                  Please.   He eyes her. He clearly doesn't take orders.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  Look, I know how to stop this                  winter.   He considers, lies back down, pulls his hat over his eyes.                            KRISTOFF                  We leave at dawn.... And you forgot                  the carrots for Sven.   A bag of carrots hits Kristoff in the face.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Ugh!                            ANNA                  Oops. Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. I                  didn't--                      (catching herself)                  We leave now. Right now.   She steps back outside and waits, anxiously. Annoyed,   Kristoff offers Sven a carrot. Sven has a bite. Then Kristoff   has a bite, contemplating.                                                        SLAM CUT TO:   EXT. MOUNTAIN HIGH -- NIGHT   Sven races, top speed, up a narrow cliff, pulling the sled,   which skids precariously. Kristoff mans the reins. Anna sits   beside him.                                                            45FROZEN - J. Lee                            KRISTOFF                      (trying to scare Anna)                  Hang on! We like to go fast!                            ANNA                      (fearless)                  I like fast!   Anna leans back and puts her feet up on the dashboard.                            KRISTOFF                  Whoa, whoa! Get your feet down.   He pushes her feet down.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  This is fresh lacquer. Seriously,                  were you raised in a barn?   Kristoff spits on the dash to clean it. The spit flies back   and hits Anna in the face.                            ANNA                      (grossed out)                  Ew. No, I was raised in a castle.   She wipes off her face.                            KRISTOFF                  So tell me, what made the Queen go                  all ice-crazy?                            ANNA                  ...Oh well, it was all my fault. I                  got engaged but then she freaked                  out because I'd only just met him,                  you know, that day. And she said                  she wouldn't bless the marriage--                            KRISTOFF                  Wait. You got engaged to someone                  you just met?                            ANNA                  Yeah. Anyway, I got mad and so she                  got mad and then she tried to walk                  away, and I grabbed her glove--                            KRISTOFF                  Hang on. You mean to tell me you                  got engaged to someone you just                  met?!                                                            46FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                  Yes. Pay attention. But the thing                  is she wore the gloves all the                  time, so I just thought, maybe she                  has a thing about dirt.                            KRISTOFF                  Didn't your parents ever warn you                  about strangers?   Anna eyes Kristoff up and down, then slides away from him.                            ANNA                  Yes, they did.... But Hans is not a                  stranger.                            KRISTOFF                  Oh yeah? What's his last name?                            ANNA                  ...Of-the-Southern-Isles?                            KRISTOFF                  What's his favorite food?                            ANNA                  ...Sandwiches.                            KRISTOFF                  Best friend's name?                            ANNA                  Probably John.                               KRISTOFF                  Eye color.                               ANNA                  Dreamy.                            KRISTOFF                  Foot size...?                            ANNA                  Foot size doesn't matter.                            KRISTOFF                  Have you had a meal with him yet?                  What if you hate the way he eats?                  What if you hate the way he picks                  his nose?                            ANNA                  Picks his nose?                                                            47FROZEN - J. Lee                            KRISTOFF                  And eats it.                            ANNA                  Excuse me, sir. He's a prince.                            KRISTOFF                  All men do it.                             ANNA                  Ew. Look it doesn't matter; it's                  true love.                            KRISTOFF                  Doesn't sound like true love.                            ANNA                  Are you some sort of love expert?                            KRISTOFF                  No. But I have friends who are.                            ANNA                  You have friends who are love                  experts.... I'm not buying it.   Sven suddenly stops, ears perked in alarm.                            KRISTOFF                      (to Anna)                  Stop talking.                            ANNA                  No, no, no. I'd like to meet these--   Kristoff clamps his hand over Anna's mouth.                            KRISTOFF                  I mean it. SHHH.   Kristoff stands, looks into the dark woods surrounding them.   Sensing something behind them, he holds up his lantern. Its   light reflects off...EYES. Several.                            KRISTOFF(CONT'D)                  Sven, go. Go!   Sven takes off.                            ANNA                  What are they?                            KRISTOFF                  Wolves.                                                              48FROZEN - J. Lee   Flashes of white dart through the woods. Kristoff hops into   the back of the sled, grabs a torch. Lights it.                            ANNA                  Wolves. What do we do?                            KRISTOFF                  I've got this. You just...don't                  fall off and don't get eaten.                            ANNA                  But I wanna help.                             KRISTOFF                  No.                             ANNA                  Why not?                             KRISTOFF                  Because I don't trust your                  judgement.                            ANNA                  Excuse me?!   A wolf jumps at them, but Kristoff kicks it off.                            KRISTOFF                  Who marries a man she just met?   Anna grabs the lute, swings it right at Kristoff's head.                            ANNA                  It's true love!   He screams, as she...BAM!...swings past Kristoff and knocks a   wolf away.                            KRISTOFF                      (shocked)                  Whoa.   Just then Kristoff is yanked off the sled by another wolf.   The torch goes flying. Anna catches it, shocked.                            ANNA                  Christopher!   Kristoff grabs onto a loose rope hanging from the back of the   sled and holds on for dear life as he's dragged behind.                            KRISTOFF                  It's Kristoff!                                                               49FROZEN - J. Lee   A wolf jumps on Kristoff's back.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  AH!   Anna thinks fast, uses the torch to light a blanket on fire.                            ANNA                  Duck!   Anna throws the flaming blanket right at him. He ducks. The   blanket hits the wolves. They tumble off Kristoff.                            KRISTOFF                  You almost set me on fire!   Anna reaches out a hand, pulls Kristoff back onto the sled.                            ANNA                  But I didn't.   Sven cries out. There is a massive gorge ahead.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  Get ready to jump, Sven!                            KRISTOFF                  You don't tell him what to do!   Kristoff shoves a satchel into her arms then scoops her up.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  I do!   Kristoff tosses Anna onto Sven, then unhooks Sven's harness   from the sled.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Jump, Sven!   Sven jumps the gorge with Anna on his back.   Kristoff goes flying off behind them, still on the sled.   Anna and Sven land safely on the other side of the gorge.   Kristoff's sled loses momentum. It's not going to make it. He   leaps off. He flaps his arms, claws at the air.   He slams into the snowy edge of the cliff. Hanging by his   hands, he looks down to see his sled hit the ground far below   and burst into flames.                                                            50FROZEN - J. Lee                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                      (shocked sadness)                  ...But I just paid it off.   Suddenly, he starts to slip. He claws at the loose snow, but   it's clearly hopeless. He's going down.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Uh-oh. No, no, no.   To make matters worse, an AXE comes flying right at his face.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  AH! NO, NO, NO!   The axe slams into the snow, inches from his nose.                             ANNA (O.S.)                  Grab on!   Kristoff grabs on.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  Pull, Sven! Pull!   REVEAL: The axe is tied to a rope, then wrapped around Sven.   Anna helps Sven pull Kristoff to safety.   Kristoff rolls onto his back, exhausted. Anna peeks down at   the burning sled.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  Whoa.... I'll replace your sled and                  everything in it.   Kristoff groans.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  And I understand if you don't want                  to help me anymore.   Anna walks off, sadly. Sven comes over and nuzzles Kristoff.                            KRISTOFF                  Of course I don't want to help her                  anymore. In fact, this whole thing                  has ruined me for helping anyone                  ever again.                            KRISTOFF (AS SVEN) (CONT'D)                  But she'll die on her own.                            KRISTOFF (AS SELF) (CONT'D)                  I can live with that.                                                                51FROZEN - J. Lee   Through their conversation, they watch Anna go the wrong   way...turn, go the other wrong way, turn, trip...                            KRISTOFF (AS SVEN) (CONT'D)                  But you won't get your new sled if                  she's dead.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                      (knowing he's got a point)                  ...You know sometimes I really                  don't like you.   Sven licks Kristoff happily.                            KRISTOFF (AS SELF) (CONT'D)                      (to Anna)                  Hold up. We're coming?!                            ANNA                      (excited)                  You are?!                      (catching herself)                  I mean, sure. I'll let you tag                  along.                                                     DISSOLVE TO:   EXT. SHARP MOUNTAIN RIDGE -- DAWN   Kristoff, Sven and Anna walk on a narrow rim of a mountain.                                                     DISSOLVE TO:   EXT. MOUNTAIN FOREST CLEARING -- DAY   As they step out of the thick trees, Anna catches sight of   something far below.                               ANNA                  Arendelle.                            KRISTOFF                  It's completely frozen.                            ANNA                  ...But it'll be fine. Elsa will                  thaw it.                               KRISTOFF                  Will she?                                                                 52FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                      (uncertain)                  ...Yeah. Now come on. This way to                  the North Mountain?   She points straight ahead.                            KRISTOFF                  More like this way.   He points her finger up towards a perilously mighty mountain.                                                      DISSOLVE TO:   INT. FROZEN WILLOW TREES -- DAY   Anna, Kristoff, and Sven walk beneath frozen willows. The   hanging branches glisten like Christmas lights. Sven knocks   them with his antlers. They tinkle like chimes.                             ANNA                  I never knew winter could be so                  beautiful.   Suddenly, a voice comes in from nowhere. We'll call that   voice OLAF.                            OLAF (O.S.)                  YEAH...It really is beautiful,                  isn't it? But it's so white. You                  know, how about a little color?                  Must we bleach the joy out of it                  all? I'm thinking like maybe some                  crimson, chartreuse...   While this is going on, Anna and Kristoff look around for the   source of the rambling. They look at Sven - could he actually   be talking? Sven looks back at them, his antlers tangled in   branches, just as baffled as they are.   In the meantime, a nose-less snowman, Olaf, wanders up behind   them.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  How `bout yellow--no, not yellow.                  Yellow and snow? Brrrr...no go.   He stops between Kristoff and Anna. They look down at him.   How did he get there? He suddenly looks up at Anna.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  Am I right?                                                               53FROZEN - J. Lee   Anna SCREAMS! Reflexes take over and she kicks Olaf's head,   sending it flying off his body and into Kristoff's arms.                              OLAF (CONT'D)                        (cheery, to Kristoff)                  Hi!                            KRISTOFF                  You're creepy.   Kristoff tosses the head back to Anna and they commence a   game of hot potato.                            ANNA                  I don't want it!                            KRISTOFF                  Backatchya!                            OLAF                  Please don't drop me.                              ANNA                  Don't!                            KRISTOFF                  Come on, it's just a head.                              ANNA                  No!   Olaf's body runs at Anna, arms waving.                            OLAF (O.S.)                  All right, we got off to a bad                  start.                            ANNA                  Ew, ew, the body!   Anna slams Olaf's head back on the body, upside down. Olaf   smiles happily, then looks confused.                            OLAF                  Wait, what am I looking at right                  now? Why are you hanging off the                  earth like a bat?                            ANNA                      (sympathetic)                  ...Okay. Wait one second.   Anna kneels in front of Olaf and rights his head.                                                               54FROZEN - J. Lee                            OLAF                  Oooh! Thank you!                            ANNA                  You're welcome.                            OLAF                  Now I'm perfect.   She looks over his innocent face, gets an idea.                            ANNA                  Well, almost.   She digs into Kristoff's satchel, holds up a carrot just as   Olaf turns toward her. The carrot accidentally slams all the   way through his head.                            OLAF                  Woo! Head rush!                            ANNA                  Oh! Too hard. I'm sorry! I-I, I was                  just.... Are you okay?   Olaf sees a tiny piece of carrot sticking out between his   eyes. He lights up.                            OLAF                  Are you kidding me? I am wonderful!                  I've always wanted a nose.                      (going cross-eyed to look                       at his tiny nose)                  So cute. It's like a little baby                  unicorn.   Anna reaches behind Olaf to the bulk of the carrot sticking   out the back of his head, and pushes it forward.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  What? Hey! Whoa.                      (seeing his now big nose)                  Oh, I love it even more! Hah....                  All right, let's start this thing                  over. Hi everyone. I'm Olaf. And I                  like warm hugs.   Olaf opens his arms wide to Anna. That triggers a memory. It   takes her a moment to place it, but then she does.                            ANNA                  Olaf?...That's right, Olaf.                                                            55FROZEN - J. Lee                            OLAF                  ...And you are?                            ANNA                  Oh, um...I'm Anna.                            OLAF                  And who's the funky-looking donkey                  over there?                            ANNA                  That's Sven.                            OLAF                  Uh-huh. And who's the reindeer?                               ANNA                  ...Sven.   Olaf looks from Kristoff to Sven, confused.                            OLAF                  Oh. They're--oh, okay....                      (accepting it)                  Makes things easier for me.   Sven tries to bite Olaf's nose.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  Ha. Aw, look at him tryin' to kiss                  my nose.                      (gushes)                  I like you, too!                            ANNA                  Olaf, did Elsa build you?                               OLAF                  Yeah. Why?   Curious, Kristoff takes one of Olaf's twig arms off, studies   it. It seems to be moving in sync with his other arm.                            ANNA                  Do you know where she is?                            KRISTOFF                      (studying the arm)                  Fascinating...                               OLAF                  Yeah. Why?                                                                   56FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                  Do you think you could show us the                  way?                               OLAF                  Yeah. Why?                            KRISTOFF                      (bending the arm)                  How does this work?   Olaf's dismembered arm slaps Kristoff across the face.                             OLAF                  Stop it, Sven. Trying to focus                  here.                      (to Anna)                  Yeah, why?                            KRISTOFF                  I'll tell you why. We need Elsa to                  bring back summer.                            OLAF                      (shocked)                  Summer?                      (sinking into wistfulness)                  Oh, I don't know why but I've                  always loved the idea of summer,                  and sun, and all things hot.                            KRISTOFF                  Really? I'm guessing you don't have                  much experience with heat.                            OLAF                  Nope. But sometimes I like to close                  my eyes and imagine what it'd be                  like when summer does come.                                                        DISSOLVE TO:   OLAF'S FANTASY WORLD -- PERFECT SUMMER DAY   Olaf walks through a grassy meadow with the sun shining   behind him. He SINGS.                                "In Summer"                            OLAF                  BEES'LL BUZZ / KIDS'LL BLOW                  DANDELION FUZZ / AND I'LL BE DOING                  WHATEVER SNOW DOES IN SUMMER.                                                            57FROZEN - J. Lee   -Olaf now lies in the sand on a beach.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  A DRINK IN MY HAND / MY SNOW UP                  AGAINST THE BURNING SAND / PROB'LY                  GETTING GORGEOUSLY TANNED IN                  SUMMER.   -Olaf sails in a boat.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  I'LL FINALLY SEE A SUMMER BREEZE /                  BLOW AWAY A WINTER STORM /   -Olaf floats in the water. All his pieces begin to separate.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  AND FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS TO SOLID                  WATER / WHEN IT GETS WARM.   -Olaf tumbles on a sandy beach with sand-snowmen.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE / WHAT MY                  BUDDIES ALL THINK OF ME / JUST                  IMAGINE HOW MUCH COOLER I'LL BE IN                  SUMMER . . !   -Olaf and the seagull break out into a tap-dance.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  DA DA . . . DA DOO / AH BAH BAH BAH                  BAH BAH BOO.   -Olaf and another snowman drink hot chocolate in a hot tub.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  THE HOT AND THE COLD ARE BOTH SO                  INTENSE / PUT `EM TOGETHER, IT JUST                  MAKES SENSE!   -Olaf tap dances with a gaggle of seagulls.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  RATDADAT DAD DADA DOO . . .   -Olaf bounds down a grassy hill.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  WINTER'S A GOOD TIME TO STAY IN AND                  CUDDLE / BUT PUT ME IN SUMMER AND                  I'LL BE A...   He stops at a puddle, looks down at it. Smiles. Hops over it.                                                                   58FROZEN - J. Lee                           OLAF (CONT'D)                  HAPPY SNOWMAN!   -Olaf runs with a checkered blanket that he spreads out. He   relaxes and stares at the blue sky.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  WHEN LIFE GETS ROUGH I LIKE TO HOLD                  ON TO MY DREAM / OF RELAXING IN THE                  SUMMER SUN JUST LETTING OFF STEAM!   Sven, Anna, Kristoff and Olaf have a picnic.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  OH THE SKY WILL BE BLUE / AND YOU                  GUYS'LL BE THERE TOO / WHEN I                  FINALLY DO WHAT FROZEN THINGS DO IN                  SUMMER!                            KRISTOFF                  I'm gonna tell him.                            ANNA                  Don't you dare.                               OLAF                  IN SUMMER!   Olaf sings the final note. We swing around him and return to:   REALITY. He then straightens up and smiles.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  So, come on! Elsa's this way. Let's                  go bring back summer!   Olaf grabs Anna's hand and pulls her along up the mountain.                            ANNA                      (laughing)                  I'm coming!   Sven hops along, happily following them. Kristoff watches all   of them like they're nuts.                            KRISTOFF                  Somebody's got to tell him.                                                        DISSOLVE TO:                                                             59FROZEN - J. Lee   EXT. ARENDELLE, VILLAGE -- DAY   A layer of solid ice coats everything. People huddle around   weak fires. Anxiety runs high amongst the villagers and   guests. We pass two CITIZENS fighting over a woodpile.                            CITIZEN ONE                  No. No. You've got the bark facing                  down. The bark needs to be face-up.                            CITIZEN TWO                  Bark down is drier.                               CITIZEN ONE                  Bark up.                               CITIZEN TWO                  Bark down.                               CITIZEN ONE                  Bark up.   Like a light in the dark, Hans moves through the crowd.                            HANS                  Cloak. Does anyone need a cloak?                            GERDA                  Arendelle is indebted to you, Your                  Highness.                            HANS                  The castle is open. There's soup                  and hot gl�gg in the Great Hall.   He hands the stack of cloaks to a guard.                            HANS (CONT'D)                  Here. Pass these out.   Just then the Duke approaches Hans.                            DUKE                  Prince Hans, are we just expected                  to sit here and freeze while you                  give away all of Arendelle's                  tradable goods?                            HANS                      (tall and confident)                  Princess Anna has given her orders                  and--                                                               60FROZEN - J. Lee                            DUKE                  And that's another thing; has it                  dawned on you that your princess                  may be conspiring with a wicked                  sorceress to destroy us all?   Hans's nice eyes turn to threatening slits.                            HANS                  Do not question the Princess. She                  left me in charge, and I will not                  hesitate to protect Arendelle from                  treason.                            DUKE                      (flabbergasted, offended)                  Treason?!   Suddenly they hear the alarmed whinny of Anna's horse. It   returns alone, bucking and kicking. Hans grabs its reins.                            HANS                  Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, boy. Easy. Easy.                            CROWD                      (various)                  Princess Anna's horse. What                  happened to her? Where is she?   Hans steadies the horse, looks up at the mountain. He sees   all the panicked faces of the kingdom looking to him.                            HANS                  ...Princess Anna is in trouble.                      (calling out)                  I need volunteers to go with me to                  find her!   Volunteers, some from Arendelle, some from other lands, rush   up to offer their services.                            DUKE                  I volunteer two men, my Lord!                      (quietly to his thugs)                  Be prepared for anything, and                  should you encounter the Queen, you                  are to put an end to this winter.                  Do you understand?   His two thugs sneer.                                                        CUT TO:                                                                   61FROZEN - J. Lee   EXT. THE NORTH MOUNTAIN -- DAY   Anna, Kristoff, Sven, and Olaf move through hostile terrain.   Wind-swept icicles face horizontal.                            KRISTOFF                  So how exactly are you planning to                  stop this weather?                            ANNA                      (confident)                  Oh, I am gonna talk to my sister.                            KRISTOFF                  That's your plan? My ice business                  is riding on you talking to your                  sister.                              ANNA                  Yup.   Kristoff, so stunned by her casual plan, doesn't look where   he's going and ends up with an ice-spike to the nose. He   stops short, GULP, moves carefully around the spike.                            KRISTOFF                  So you're not at all afraid of her?                            ANNA                  Why would I be?                            OLAF                      (oblivious)                  Yeah. I bet Elsa's the nicest,                  gentlest, warmest person ever.   Olaf backs right into an icicle. It runs through his torso.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  Oh, look at that. I've been                  impaled.   He laughs it off.                                                        DISSOLVE TO:   EXT. STEEP MOUNTAIN FACE -- DAY   Anna and Kristoff hit what looks like a dead end. The face of   the mountain goes straight up.                              ANNA                  What now?                                                              62FROZEN - J. Lee   Kristoff looks around, sighs. Digs in his rucksack.                            KRISTOFF                  ...It's too steep. I've only got                  one rope, and you don't know how to                  climb mountains.                              ANNA (O.S.)                  Says who?   Sven nudges Kristoff, who looks up to see Anna trying to   climb the cliff's flat face.                            KRISTOFF                      (finding her ridiculous)                  What are you doing?                            ANNA                      (straining)                  ...I'm going to see my sister.                            KRISTOFF                  You're going to kill yourself.   Kristoff watches her searching for footholds and hand-holds.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  I wouldn't put my foot there.                            ANNA (O.S.)                  You're distracting me.                            KRISTOFF                  Or there. How do you know Elsa even                  wants to see you?                            ANNA (O.S.)                  I'm just blocking you out cause I                  gotta concentrate here.                            KRISTOFF                  You know, most people who disappear                  into the mountains want to be                  alone.                            ANNA (O.S.)                  Nobody wants to be alone. Except                  maybe you--                            KRISTOFF                  I'm not alone.... I have friends,                  remember?   Anna kicks a foot above her head to catch a foot hold.                                                              63FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                  You mean the love experts?                            KRISTOFF                  Yes, the love experts!   Anna realizes she's stuck.                            ANNA                  ...Please tell me I'm almost there.   REVEAL: she's only about six feet up. Her muscles shake.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  ...Does the air seem a bit thin to                  you up here?   Kristoff smiles, getting a kick out of her.                             KRISTOFF                  Hang on.   He pulls the rope from his bag. Just then Olaf steps out from   behind a rock and waves to Kristoff.                            OLAF                  Hey, Sven? Not sure if this is                  going to solve the problem, but I                  found a staircase that leads                  exactly where you want it to go.                            ANNA                  Ha ha. Thank goodness. Catch!   Anna drops off the cliff. Kristoff catches her.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  Thanks! That was like a crazy trust                  exercise.   She hops down, brushes off her dress, and bounds off.   Kristoff watches after her, digging her fearless pluck.   EXT. BASE OF THE ICE PALACE -- DAY   Anna, Kristoff, and Olaf approach Elsa's elegant ice palace.                             ANNA                  Whoa.                            KRISTOFF                      (in awe)                  Now that's ice. I might cry.                                                              64FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                  Go ahead. I won't judge.   Anna climbs the steps with Olaf. Sven tries to follow. His   hooves slip out. He scrambles but can't get traction.   Kristoff runs to his aide.                            KRISTOFF                  All right, take it easy. I gotcha.   Kristoff settles Sven back down the stairs and pats him.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  You stay right here, buddy.   Sven obediently plops his reindeer butt down and wags his   tail. Kristoff climbs the stairs, admiring the ice details.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  ...Flawless.   Anna arrives at the door. Hesitates.                            OLAF                  ...Knock....                      (she doesn't)                  Just knock....                      (she doesn't. To Kristoff)                  Why isn't she knocking...? Do you                  think she knows how to knock?   Anna finally KNOCKS. The sound echoes inside. The ice doors   slide open.                            ANNA                  Ha. It opened. That's a first.   Anna goes to step in. Kristoff follows. She gets a thought,   stops him.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  You should probably wait out here.                            KRISTOFF                  What?                            ANNA                  Last time I introduced her to a                  guy, she froze everything.                            KRISTOFF                  But, it's a palace made of ice. Ice                  is my life.                                                            65FROZEN - J. Lee                               OLAF                  Bye, Sven.   Olaf starts to head inside. Anna stops him.                            ANNA                  You too, Olaf.                               OLAF                  Me?                            ANNA                  Just give us a minute.                               OLAF                  Okay.   As Anna walks inside. Olaf starts counting.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  One...two...   Kristoff joins in.                            OLAF AND KRISTOFF                  Three...four...   INT. ELSA'S PALACE -- DAY   Anna walks into a great foyer. The place is beautiful, but   also eerie.                            ANNA                  Elsa? It's me...Anna?!   Anna slips. Steadies herself.                               ELSA (O.S.)                  Anna.   Elsa steps out of the shadows onto a balcony. She sees Anna,   looks to her longingly.   Anna can't help but be struck by Elsa's beauty.                            ANNA                  Elsa, you look different.... It's a                  good different.... And this place                  is amazing.                                                            66FROZEN - J. Lee                            ELSA                      (cautious, polite)                  Thank you, I never knew what I was                  capable of.   Anna starts to climb the stairs.                            ANNA                  ...I'm so sorry about what                  happened. If I'd known--   Elsa backs up, away from Anna.                            ELSA                      (on guard)                  No, it's okay. You don't have to                  apologize.... But you should                  probably go, please.                            ANNA                  But I just got here.                            ELSA                  ...You belong in Arendelle.                               ANNA                  So do you.   Anna takes another step up. Elsa backs up more.                            ELSA                  No, I belong here. Alone. Where I                  can be who I am without hurting                  anybody.                            ANNA                  ...Actually, about that--                            OLAF (O.S.)                  58...59...60.                            ELSA                  Wait. What is that?   Olaf comes running in the front door. He waves.                            OLAF                  Hi, I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs.                            ELSA                      (shocked)                  Olaf?   Olaf stops beside Anna, looks up at Elsa, intimidated.                                                                   67FROZEN - J. Lee                            OLAF                      (bashful)                  You built me. You remember that?                            ELSA                      (astonished)                  And you're alive?                            OLAF                  Um...I think so?   Anna kneels down beside Olaf.                            ANNA                  He's just like the one we built as                  kids.... We were so close. We can                  be like that again.   Elsa smiles, but then a memory returns to her.                                                       FLASH CUT TO:   FLASHBACK: Young Anna is struck by Elsa's powers.                            YOUNG ELSA                  Anna!   Young Anna falls unconscious. Young Elsa races to her.                                                       FLASH CUT TO:   THE PRESENT: Elsa's face sinks in pain.                            ELSA                  No, we can't.   Elsa turns and heads up the second story steps.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  Goodbye, Anna.                            ANNA                  Elsa, wait--                            ELSA                      (calling back)                  I'm just trying to protect you.   Elsa continues to flee. Anna pursues.                             ANNA                  You don't have to protect me. I'm                  not afraid. Please don't shut me                  out again.                                                            68FROZEN - J. Lee   Anna SINGS.                      "First Time in Forever, Reprise"                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  PLEASE DON'T SLAM THE DOOR.                  YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP YOUR                  DISTANCE ANYMORE.                  `CAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN                  FOREVER,                  I FINALLY UNDERSTAND.                  FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER,                  WE CAN FIX THIS HAND IN HAND.                  WE CAN HEAD DOWN THIS MOUNTAIN                  TOGETHER.                  YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIVE IN FEAR.                  `CAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN                  FOREVER,                  I WILL BE RIGHT HERE.   They arrive on the top floor, Elsa's main living space. Elsa   turns back to Anna, grateful, but determined.                            ELSA                  Anna,                  PLEASE GO BACK HOME.                  YOUR LIFE AWAITS.                  GO ENJOY THE SUN                  AND OPEN UP THE GATES.                            ANNA                  Yeah, but--                            ELSA                  I know!                  YOU MEAN WELL,                  BUT LEAVE ME BE.                  YES, I'M ALONE BUT I'M ALONE AND                  FREE.   Elsa opens up the balcony doors.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  JUST STAY AWAY AND YOU'LL BE SAFE                  FROM ME.                            ANNA                  ACTUALLY, WE'RE NOT.                            ELSA                  WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT?                                                            69FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                  I GET THE FEELING YOU DON'T KNOW?                            ELSA                  WHAT DO I NOT KNOW?                            ANNA                  ARENDELLE'S IN DEEP DEEP DEEP DEEP                  SNOW.                            ELSA                  What?   Elsa looks past Anna's shoulder out white-peaked mountains.                            ANNA                  You kind of set off an eternal                  winter...everywhere.                            ELSA                  Everywhere?                            ANNA                  It's okay, you can just unfreeze                  it.                            ELSA                  No, I can't. I don't know how.                            ANNA                  Sure you can. I know you can.   Snow starts to swirl around the room.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  CUZ FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER,                            ELSA                      (panicking)                  I'M SUCH A FOOL!                  I CAN'T BE FREE!                            ANNA                  YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID.                            ELSA                  NO ESCAPE                  FROM THE STORM INSIDE OF ME!   The snow picks up. Anna tries to fight through it.                            ANNA                  WE CAN WORK THIS OUT TOGETHER.                                                               70FROZEN - J. Lee                            ELSA                  I CAN'T CONTROL THE CURSE!                            ANNA                  WE'LL REVERSE THE STORM YOU'VE                  MADE.                            ELSA                  ANNA, PLEASE, YOU'LL ONLY MAKE IT                  WORSE!                            ANNA                  DON'T PANIC.                            ELSA                  THERE'S SO MUCH FEAR!                            ANNA                  WE'LL MAKE THE SUN SHINE BRIGHT.                            ELSA                  YOU'RE NOT SAFE HERE!                            ANNA                  WE CAN FACE THIS THING TOGETHER...   But as Anna sings, we lose sight of her in the thickening   blizzard taking over the room.                             ELSA                  NO!                            ANNA (O.S.)                  WE CAN CHANGE THIS WINTER WEATHER,                  AND EVERYTHING WILL BE...   Anna's voice disappears in the storm as Elsa cries out.                             ELSA                  I CAN'T!   Elsa's fear, so strong, sucks the blizzard back into her and   then it bursts out, unwittingly, like a sharp snowflake.   Anna is STRUCK right in the heart. She grasps her chest in   pain and stumbles back. She falls to her knees.   Elsa gasps when she sees Anna. Just then, Olaf and Kristoff   rush into the room to Anna's side.                            KRISTOFF                  Anna. Are you okay?                                                                   71FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                  I'm okay.... I'm fine.   Anna gets to her feet, determined to hide the pain.                            ELSA                      (scared)                  Who's this? Wait, it doesn't                  matter. You have to go.                             ANNA                  No, I know we can figure this out                  together--                            ELSA                      (desperate)                  How? What power do you have to stop                  this winter? To stop me?   Anna doesn't have the answer. Kristoff sees spiky ice shadows   creeping down the walls. Puts a protective arm around Anna.                            KRISTOFF                  Anna, I think we should go.                            ANNA                      (close to tears)                  No. I'm not leaving without you,                  Elsa.                            ELSA                      (heartbroken but decisive)                  Yes, you are.   Elsa waves her arms and builds a giant, menacing snowman.   We'll call him MARSHMALLOW.                                                        SLAM CUT TO:   EXT. ICE PALACE -- DAY   Marshmallow holds Anna and Kristoff by the scruff of their   necks in one hand and Olaf in the other.                            ANNA                  Stop. Put us down!                            OLAF                      (to Marshmallow)                  You are a lot stronger than I think                  you realize.   Marshmallow tosses Kristoff and Anna down the steps.                                                                    72FROZEN - J. Lee                            MARSHMALLOW                      (like a bouncer)                  Go away!   Anna and Kistoff slide past Sven, who's got his tongue stuck   to the ice railing.                              OLAF (O.S.)                  Heads up!   Olaf's head smashes into a snowbank nearby.                              ANNA                  Olaf!                            OLAF                  Watch out for my butt!   Anna and Kristoff duck as the rest of Olaf slams into the   snowbank.   Marshmallow turns to go back into the castle.   Incensed, Anna tries to march back up the stairs.                            ANNA                  It is not nice to throw people!   Kristoff grabs her, pulls her back.              KRISTOFF                                   ANNA   All right feisty pants. Calm             Let me at him. I want to get   down. Woaw. Just let the snow            him. I.... Okay. I'm Calm.   man be.   Anna backs down...for a moment. Then she grabs a snowball and   throws it at Marshmallow.   The tiny little ball hits Marshmallow's back, not making even   the slightest dent. But it's enough to infuriate him. He   ROARS. Spikes shoot out of his joints.                            KRISTOFF                  Uh-oh. Now you made him mad!                            OLAF                  ...I'll distract him. You guys go.   Kristoff pushes Anna along. Sven runs off in the opposite   direction. Olaf's belly and butt fall and follow Sven.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  No, no, not you guys.                                                               73FROZEN - J. Lee   Marshmallow goes charging after Anna and Kristoff as Olaf's   head falls and lands face down in snow.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                      (muffled)                  This just got a whole lot harder.   Anna and Kristoff leap and slide down a steep slope. They   tumble to a stop at the bottom just as Marshmallow lands hard   right behind them.   They're off again...through a maze of conifers that sag under   the weight of the snow, Marshmallow hot on their trail.                               KRISTOFF                  This way!   Anna grabs a branch of a sagging trees and releases all of   the snow. The tree snaps upright, knocking Marshmallow back.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                      (impressed)                  Ho-ho-ho!                               ANNA                  I got him!   Anna and Kristoff burst out of the conifer forest and almost   run right off a cliff. They stop short, toes on the edge.                            KRISTOFF                  Whoa, stop!                            ANNA                  It's a hundred foot drop.                            KRISTOFF                  It's two hundred.   Kristoff ties the rope around Anna and pulls tight.                               ANNA                  Ow.   He drops to his knees and starts digging a u-shape in the   snow with a pick axe.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  What's that for?                            KRISTOFF                  I'm digging a snow anchor.                                                            74FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                      (not trusting)                  Okay. What if we fall?                            KRISTOFF                  There's twenty feet of fresh powder                  down there; it'll be like landing                  on a pillow.... Hopefully.   They hear an angry ROAR coming closer.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Okay, Anna. On three.   Anna preps for the jump like a boxer getting ready to fight.                            ANNA                  Okay. You tell me when...                               KRISTOFF                  One...                            ANNA                  ...I'm ready to go....                               KRISTOFF                  Two...                            ANNA                      (pumped up)                  ...I was BORN ready! Yes!                               KRISTOFF                  Calm down.   A huge tree flies through the air toward them.                               ANNA (O.S.)                  TREE!   Anna jumps and pulls Kristoff over the edge with her. They   hang upside down over the cliff by the rope. The rope catches   their fall.                            KRISTOFF                  Whoa! That happened.   Back up top, Olaf emerges from the woods. He's a complete   mess, all his body parts are in the wrong places. He huffs   and puffs, struggling to run.                            OLAF                  Ah. Ah. Man, am I out of shape.                                                               75FROZEN - J. Lee   He stops. Puts his body back together in the right order.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  There we go. Hey, Anna! Sven!                  Where'd ya guys go? We totally lost                  Marshmallow back there!   Marshmallow steps up behind Olaf. Olaf turns to face him.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                      (happily)                  Hey. We were just talking about                  you. All good things, all good                  things.   Marshmallow roars and approaches Kristoff's snow anchor.                              OLAF (CONT'D)                  NO!   Olaf jumps onto Marshmallow's leg trying to stop him, but not   making much of a difference.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  This is not making much of a                  difference!   Marshmallow flicks Olaf off his leg and right over the cliff.                              OLAF (CONT'D)                  WHOA!   Olaf passes Anna and Kristoff.                              ANNA                  Olaf!                            OLAF                  Hang in there, guys!   Marshmallow starts yanking Kristoff and Anna's rope up.                            ANNA                  Wait, what?   Kristoff's head hits the cliff.                              KRISTOFF                  Aargghh!   Kristoff passes out and hangs like a rag doll.                              ANNA                  Kristoff!                                                               76FROZEN - J. Lee   Marshmallow pulls them up. He roars and breathes snow all   over them.                            MARSHMALLOW                  Don't come back!                            ANNA                      (grossed out by his snow                       breath)                  Ugh. We won't.   Anna whips out a knife and cuts the rope. Kristoff comes to   just as they fall. They both SCREAM!   SLAM!   REVEAL: Anna opens her eyes to find herself buried up to her   shoulders in the soft thick snow. She laughs.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  Hey, you were right. Just like a                  pillow.   She looks up to see Olaf's upper half hanging onto Kristoff's   boots, which are sticking out of the snow.                            OLAF                      (shaking the boots)                  I can't feel my legs! I can't feel                  my legs!   Suddenly, Kristoff's head pops up. He spits out snow.                            KRISTOFF                  Those are my legs.   Olaf's bottom goes running by.                            OLAF                      (to Kristoff)                  Ooh. Hey, do me a favor, grab my                  butt.   Kristoff grabs Olaf's head and puts it on his body.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  Oh, that feels better.   Sven walks up and sniffs Olaf's nose.                               OLAF (CONT'D)                  Hey, Sven!                                                            77FROZEN - J. Lee   Olaf turns to Anna and Kristoff just as Sven goes to bite off   his nose -- and misses.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  He found us.                      (to Sven, funny voice)                  Who's my cute little reindeer?                            KRISTOFF                  Don't talk to him like that.   Kristoff goes over to help Anna, who is stuck in the snow.                               KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Here.   He lifts her out easily.                            ANNA                      (impressed)                  Whoa!                               KRISTOFF                  You okay?                               ANNA                  Thank you.   They meet eyes. Wait. Is that chemistry?                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  ...Um.... How's your head?   She touches the spot where he banged his head.                            KRISTOFF                      (in pain)                  Ah! Ooh!   He catches himself. Waves off the pain with a giggle.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  I mean, It's fine. Ah...I'm good.                  Ha. I've got a thick skull.                            OLAF                  I don't have a skull.... Or bones.                               KRISTOFF                  ...So....   The awkwardness is killing him.                                                            78FROZEN - J. Lee                              KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                      (shy)                  Now what?                             ANNA                      (shy)                  Now what?                      (then...panicking)                  Now what?! Oh! What am I gonna do?                  She threw me out. I can't go back                  to Arendelle with the weather like                  this. And then there's your ice                  business--                            KRISTOFF                  Hey, hey, don't worry about my ice                  business...                      (noticing something)                  Worry about your hair?!   She thinks he means it looks bad. She smooths it down.                            ANNA                  What? I just fell off a cliff. You                  should see your hair.                            KRISTOFF                  No, yours is turning white.   She grabs her braid as a tendril turns white.                            ANNA                  White? It's what?                            KRISTOFF                  It's because she struck you; isn't                  it?                            ANNA                  Does it look bad?                            KRISTOFF                      (thinking)                  ...No.   Olaf's head pops up. He's holding his head up off his body to   join the conversation.                            OLAF                  You hesitated.                            KRISTOFF                  No, I didn't. Anna, you need help.                  Now, come on.                                                                  79FROZEN - J. Lee   He heads towards the sunset. Sven and Olaf follow.                            OLAF                  Okay! Where are we going?                            KRISTOFF                  To see my friends.                            ANNA                      (catching up)                  The love experts?                            OLAF                  Love experts?!                            KRISTOFF                  Yes. And don't worry; they'll be                  able to fix this.                            ANNA                  How do you know?   He looks her over, remembering the moment he saw the trolls   heal her as a child.                            KRISTOFF                  ...Because I've seen them do it                  before.   As they round the bend, the sun sets and Olaf turns to Sven.                            OLAF                  I like to consider myself a love                  expert.                                                           CUT TO:   INT. ELSA'S PALACE -- DAY   Elsa paces, distraught. She talks to herself.                            ELSA                      (mantra-style)                  Get it together. Control it. Don't                  feel. Don't feel. Don't FEEL!   She hears ice cracking. Stops. Looks around. She's left a   sharp wake of ice spikes behind her on the floor. They grow   up the wall, taking over the castle.                                                       DISSOLVE TO:                                                            80FROZEN - J. Lee   EXT. BLACK MOUNTAINS -- NIGHT   The Northern Lights are bright. Olaf stares at them in awe as   he rides on Sven's back.                            OLAF                  Look, Sven. The sky's awake.   Behind Olaf and Sven, Anna walks with Kristoff. She shivers.                            KRISTOFF                  Are you cold?                            ANNA                  ...A little.   He reaches like he might put an arm around her, but decides   against it. He looks around as if he doesn't know what to do,   then gets a thought.                            KRISTOFF                  Wait. Come here.   He takes her hand and pulls her around a bend into a rock-   lined pass.   Steam vents, powered by the volcanic activity, dot the path.   He holds her hands over one of them.                            ANNA                  Oooh.... That's nice.   They continue on the path, walking from vent to vent.                            KRISTOFF                      (taking a deep breath)                  So, about my friends...well, I say                  friends, they're more like                  family.... Anyway, when I was a                  kid, it was just me and                  Sven...until they took me in.                            ANNA                      (moved)                  They did?                            KRISTOFF                      (nervous ramble)                  Yeah. I don't want to scare you,                  they can be a little bit                  inappropriate...and loud...very                  loud...they're also stubborn at                  times, and a little overbearing.                  And heavy. Really, really heavy.                            (MORE)                                                             81FROZEN - J. Lee                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  But they're fine.. You'll get it.                  They mean well.   Anna touches Kristoff's arm, reassuringly.                            ANNA                  Kristoff, they sound wonderful.   Kristoff smiles, appreciating her sincerity.                            KRISTOFF                  Okay then....   Mustering the courage, Kristoff steps forward and with a wave   of the arms announces--                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Meet my family.   REVEAL: he's surrounded by rocks.                             KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                      (to the rocks)                  Hey, guys!   As Kristoff and Sven move through the rocks, waving and   greeting, Olaf and Anna stand frozen, dumbfounded.                            ANNA                      (to herself)                  ...They're rocks.                            OLAF                      (realizing)                  He's crazy.                      (covertly, to Anna)                  I'll distract them while you run.                      (Loud and slow to a rock)                  Hi, Sven's family! It's nice to                  meet you!                      (quietly to Anna)                  Anna, because I love you, I insist                  you run.                      (to the rock)                  I understand you're love experts!                      (to Anna)                  Why aren't you running?   Anna snaps out of her shock and starts backing away.                            ANNA                  Okay. Um...I'm gonna go--   Just then the rocks around her start rolling.                                                              82FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA (CONT'D)                      (panicking)                  Kristoff!   Olaf lights up and chases the rocks, who surround Kristoff   and unfold as trolls.                            BULDA                  KRISTOFF'S HOME!                            TROLLS (VARIOUS)                  Kristoff! Kristoff's home! It's                  been too long! Kristoff's home!   Olaf jumps around all excitedly.                            OLAF                      (excitedly)                  Kristoff's home.   He then stops, confused, and looks to one of the trolls.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  Wait? Kristoff?   Anna watches, shocked and confused.   The trolls all want Kristoff's attention. One troll yanks him   down with a boulder's strength.                            TROLL ONE                  Oh, lemme look at you!   Another troll tries to pull off his clothes.                            TROLL TWO                  Oh, take off your clothes,                  Kristoff; I wash them.                            KRISTOFF                      (holding up his pants)                  Ah! No. I'm gonna keep my clothes                  on, thank you.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Great to see you all. Where's                  grandpa?                            MUSHROOM KID TROLL                  He's napping. But look, I grew a                  mushroom.                            TROLL SCOUT KID                  And I earned my fire crystal.                                                              83FROZEN - J. Lee                            KIDNEY STONE TROLL                  I passed a kidney stone.                            PICK ME UP TROLL                  Pick me up.   The kid troll jumps up on Kristoff's arm. Kristoff sinks   under the weight of him.   Anna still stares, confused, then realizes...                            ANNA                  Trolls? They're trolls.   Silence. All troll eyes turn to Anna. Blink. Blink.                            BULDA                  ...He's brought a girl!                            TROLLS (TOGETHER)                  He's brought a girl!   Suddenly Anna is surrounded by trolls. They body-surf/roll   Anna over to Kristoff. She falls into his arms.                            ANNA                  What's going on?                            KRISTOFF                  I've learned to just roll with it.   Bulda climbs on top of her husband, Cliff, to get a good look   at Anna. She studies her like she's a piece of cattle.                            BULDA                  Let me see. Bright eyes. Working                  nose. Strong teeth. Yes, yes, yes.                  She'll do nicely for our Kristoff.                            ANNA                  Wait. Oh. Um. No.                            KRISTOFF                  You've got the wrong idea. That's                  not why I brought her here.                            ANNA                  Right. We're not. I'm not--   Anna laughs, uncomfortable, not knowing what to say.                                                        84FROZEN - J. Lee                            BULDA                      (to Anna)                  What's the issue, dear? Why are you                  holding back from such a man?   Bulda SINGS.                                "Fixer-Upper"                            TROLLS (VARIOUS)                  IS IT THE CLUMPY WAY HE WALKS?                  OR THE GRUMPY WAY HE TALKS?                  OR THE PEAR-SHAPED, SQUARE-SHAPED                  WEIRDNESS OF HIS FEET?                  AND THOUGH WE KNOW HE WASHES WELL                  HE ALWAYS ENDS UP SORTA SMELLY.                  BUT YOU'LL NEVER MEET A FELLA WHO'S                  AS SENSITIVE AND SWEET.                            TROLLS (CHORUS) (CONT'D)                  SO HE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER,                  SO HE'S GOT A FEW FLAWS-                  HIS PECULIAR BRAIN, DEAR.                  HIS THING FOR THE REINDEER                  THAT OUTSIDE A FEW OF NATURE'S                  LAWS.                  SO HE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER,                  BUT THIS WE'RE CERTAIN OF-                  YOU CAN FIX THIS FIXER UPPER UP                  WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LOVE.                            KRISTOFF                  Can we just stop talking about                  this?! We've got a real, actual                  problem here.                             BULDA                  I'll say--                      (To Anna)                  IS IT THE WAY THAT HE RUNS SCARED?                            TROLLS (VARIOUS)                  OR THAT HE'S SOCIALLY IMPAIRED?                             KID TROLL                  OR THAT HE ONLY LIKES TO TINKLE IN                  THE WOODS?                            TROLLS (VARIOUS)                  ARE YOU HOLDING BACK YOUR FONDNESS                  DUE TO HIS UNMANLY BLONDENESS?                  OR THE WAY HE COVERS UP THAT HE'S                  THE HONEST GOODS?                                                               85FROZEN - J. Lee                            TROLLS (CHORUS) (CONT'D)                  HE'S JUST A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER-                  HE'S GOT A COUPLE A' BUGS.                            KRISTOFF                  No, I don't.                            TROLLS                  HIS ISOLATION                  IS CONFIRMATION                  OF HIS DESPERATION FOR HEALING                  HUGS.                  SO HE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER,                  BUT WE KNOW WHAT TO DO.                  THE WAY TO FIX UP THIS FIXER UPPER                  IS TO FIX HIM UP WITH YOU.   The girl trolls sweep Anna away. The boys take Kristoff.                            KRISTOFF                      (to the male trolls)                  Enough! She's engaged to someone                  else. Okay?!   TROLLS beat. Blink. Blink. The boy trolls turn, huddle...                            TROLLS (VARIOUS)                  SO SHE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER,                  THAT'S A MINOR THING.                  THIS QUOTE "ENGAGEMENT"                  IS A FLEX ARRANGEMENT.                            KID TROLL                  AND BY THE WAY, I DON'T SEE NO                  RING.                            TROLLS (VARIOUS)                  SO SHE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER,                  HER BRAIN'S A BIT BETWIXT.                  GET THE FIANCE                  OUT OF THE WAY                  AND THE WHOLE THING WILL BE FIXED!                            GIRL TROLLS                  WE AREN'T SAYING YOU CAN CHANGE HIM                            TROLLS (VARIOUS)                  'CAUSE PEOPLE DON'T REALLY CHANGE.                  WE'RE ONLY SAYING THAT LOVE'S A                  FORCE                  THAT'S POWERFUL AND STRANGE.                  PEOPLE MAKE BAD CHOICES                  IF THEY'RE MAD OR SCARED OR                  STRESSED.                            (MORE)                                                            86FROZEN - J. Lee                            TROLLS (VARIOUS) (CONT'D)                  BUT THROW A LITTLE LOVE THEIR WAY                  (THROW A LITTLE LOVE THEIR WAY)                  AND YOU'LL BRING OUT THEIR BEST!                  TRUE LOVE BRINGS OUT THE BEST!   Kristoff looks over at Anna. She actually looks shockingly   beautiful dressed in moss, lit by shimmering crystals.                            ALL TROLLS                  EVERYONE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER,                  THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT                  FATHER, SISTER, BROTHER                  WE NEED EACH OTHER                  TO RAISE US UP AND ROUND US OUT   By this time Kristoff and Anna are being ushered into a pit   by the sheer force of numbers.                            TROLLS                  EVERYONE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER,                  BUT WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE-                  THE ONLY FIXER UPPER FIXER THAT CAN                  FIX A FIXER UPPER IS                  TRUE                  TRUE                  TRUE                  TRUE                  LOVE   During this last bit Anna and Kristoff are looking at each   other differently. Hmmm. Maybe those trolls are right?   Sparks! Chemistry!                            TROLL PRIEST                  Do you, Anna, take Kristoff to be                  your trollfully wedded--                            ANNA                  Wait, what?!                            TROLL PRIEST                  You're getting married.                            TROLLS                  LOVE!   Just then, Anna collapses. Kristoff catches her. She's   shivering something fierce.                            KRISTOFF                  Anna?   He pulls off her cape and hat.                                                            87FROZEN - J. Lee                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  She's as cold as ice.   Just then Grand Pabbie pushes his way through the crowd.   Trolls clear the way for Pabbie. He stops at the edge of the   pit.                            GRAND PABBIE                  There's strange magic here!                            KRISTOFF                  Grand Pabbie!                            GRAND PABBIE                  Bring her to me, Kristoff.   Kristoff helps Anna over. Pabbie looks into her weak eyes.                            GRAND PABBIE (CONT'D)                  Anna, your life is in danger. There                  is ice in your heart, put there by                  your sister. If not removed, to                  solid ice will you freeze, forever.                            ANNA                  What...? No.                            KRISTOFF                  So remove it, Grand Pabbie.                            GRAND PABBIE                  I can't. If it was her head, that                  would be easy. But only an act of                  true love can thaw a frozen heart.                            ANNA                  An act of true love?                            BULDA                      (googley, to her hubby)                  A true love's kiss, perhaps?   A bunch of trolls give each other kisses.   Anna shivers again, collapsing into Kristoff's arms. More of   her hair turns white.                            KRISTOFF                  Anna, we've got to get you back to                  Hans.                            ANNA                      (still weak)                  ...Hans.                                                              88FROZEN - J. Lee                            KRISTOFF                  Help us out, Sven.   Kristoff grabs Sven's antlers. Sven pulls them out.   Kristoff helps Anna onto Sven and hops up behind her.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Come on, Olaf!   Sven takes off. Olaf grabs Sven's tail, rides with them.                            OLAF                  I'm coming! Let's go kiss Hans! Who                  is this Hans?!                                                        CUT TO:   EXT.    ELSA'S PALACE - DAWN   Hans and the men tread cautiously towards the castle.                            HANS                  We are here to find Princess Anna.                  Be on guard, but no harm is to come                  to the Queen. Do you understand?   The Duke's thugs exchange a look. Suddenly, a mass of snow   rises from the ground behind Hans. It's Marshmallow, Elsa's   snow guard.                               MARSHMALLOW                  Go away!   He slams a fist inches from Hans. Hans deftly dodges out of   the way. All of the guards take up arms against Marshmallow,   who quickly knocks them over.   Marshmallow throws down a guard and his horse, who topple   over Hans. Marshmallow raises his foot to stomp on Hans, but   Hans barrel-rolls himself to safety. He sees his sword,   leaps, and grabs it.   Just then, Elsa peeks out the front doors.   The Duke's two thugs see her.                               DUKE'S THUG                  The Queen.   The thugs charge up the stairs.                                                            89FROZEN - J. Lee   INT. ELSA'S PALACE -- DAY   They guards burst through the ice doors.   Elsa flees to the top floor of her palace. The guards pursue.   They trap her on the top floor, raise their crossbows.                            ELSA                      (scared)                  No. Please.   One of the thugs shoots an arrow right at Elsa. At the last   moment she creates an ice wall. It stops the arrow, inches   from her face.   The thugs reposition to take another shot.                               ELSA (CONT'D)                  Stay away!   Elsa shoots ice at the thugs. They duck out of the way and   continue the attack.                            THUG                  Get her! Get her!   Elsa fights for her life.   BACK OUTSIDE: Hans is nearly crushed by Marshmallow. He rolls   away. Jumps to his feet. And with agile might, he slices   Marshmallow's leg off with his sword. Marshmallow stumbles   back, off balance. And falls off over the cliff, but not   before striking Hans. Hans goes over the edge.   REVEAL: Hans clings to the ice steps. His men help him up and   they rush into the ice palace.   INT. ICE PALACE -- DAY   Elsa is surrounded. It's do or die. In two swift moves, Elsa   traps one thug in a cage of spikes that threaten his neck.   The other she pushes back with a wall of ice....up against   the balcony doors...which BURST and CRACK.   OUT ONTO THE BALCONY.... The balcony doors shatter. The thug   is pushed to the edge. He's inches away from falling to his   death.   BACK INSIDE: Hans and his men run in. See the destruction and   the thugs near death.                                                                   90FROZEN - J. Lee                            HANS                  Queen Elsa! Don't be the monster                  they fear you are.   Elsa snaps out of her rage. She sees the men, frightened,   moments from death. She stops. Elsa looks to Hans,   overwhelmed, frightened.   The wall retreats from the thug on the balcony. The ice   spikes lower from the second thug's neck. He takes advantage   and aims his crossbow at Elsa's back.   Seeing it. Hans runs and pushes the crossbow up just as the   arrow releases. The arrow hits the ice chandelier, hanging   directly above Elsa.   The chandelier comes CRASHING DOWN.   Elsa dives out of the way but she falls in the blast.   All we see is ice smashing like glass, and all we hear is the   sound of it shattering as it rings out.                                                       CUT TO BLACK.   FADE IN ON:   Elsa's face as her eyes flutter open.   She sits up. She's surrounded by stone.   INT. ARENDELLE, DUNGEON -- DAY   Elsa looks to the nearby window. Tries to rush to it. She's   pulled taut by giant shackles that fit like iron gloves.   She's chained to the wall.   Elsa strains to looks out a window...   INSET WINDOW: Arendelle is outside, frozen solid and getting   further buried under the ice and snow that is falling.                            ELSA                  No....What have I done?   Hans enters. He hangs a torch by the door.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  Why did you bring me here?                            HANS                  I couldn't just let them kill you.                                                              91FROZEN - J. Lee                            ELSA                  But I'm a danger to Arendelle. Get                  Anna.                            HANS                  Anna has not returned....   Elsa looks to the storm with worry.                            HANS (CONT'D)                  If you would just stop the winter,                  bring back summer...please.   Elsa meets his eyes, desperate.                            ELSA                  Don't you see...I can't.   Hans sees the sincerity in her eyes.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  You have to tell them to let me go.   Hans walks to the door. He takes the torch.                            HANS                  I will do what I can.   He opens the door and leaves.   Elsa, distraught, hears cracking. She looks down as her   shackles begin to freeze over. The storm outside picks up.                                                        CUT TO:   EXT. THE FJORDS -- DAY   Sven charges down the mountain with Kristoff and Anna on his   back. Olaf slides along beside them, penguin-style.   Anna shivers in Kristoff's arms. She's weakening. Kristoff   takes off his hat and puts it on her head.                            KRISTOFF                  Just hang in there.                      (to Sven)                  Come on, buddy, faster!   They arrive at the walls of Arendelle. Olaf slides past them,   out of control.                            OLAF                  I'll meet you guys at the castle!                                                             92FROZEN - J. Lee                            KRISTOFF                  Stay out of sight, Olaf!                            OLAF                  I will!   He disappears into the village streets.                            OLAF (O.S.) (CONT'D)                  Hello!                            TOWNSWOMAN (O.S.)                  Ah! It's alive!                                                       CUT TO:   EXT. CASTLE COURTYARD -- DAY   Guards see Kristoff and Anna approaching.                            GUARD                  It's Princess Anna!   Sven skids to a stop outside the gates. Kristoff slides off,   holding Anna, and carries her to the gate.                            KRISTOFF                  I've got you.   Anna looks up at him, gratefully.                            ANNA                  ...Are you g-gonna be okay?                            KRISTOFF                      (touched, reassuring)                  Don't worry about me.   Just then the castle gates open. Gerda, Kai, and a handmaid   rush to help Anna.                            GERDA                  Anna! Oh, you had us worried sick.                            KAI                  My Lady. You are freezing.                            GERDA                  You poor girl, you're freezing.                  Let's get you inside.                                                               93FROZEN - J. Lee                            KRISTOFF                  Get her warm and find Prince Hans,                  immediately.                            KAI                  We will. Thank you.   Anna is swept away from Kristoff and into the palace grounds.                            KRISTOFF                  Make sure she's safe!   Kristoff is shut out as the castle gates close on him.   Kristoff stands there with Sven for a beat, staring with   worry at the closed gates.   Finally, he sighs, turns and walks off. Sven reluctantly   follows.                                                        CUT TO:   INT. LIBRARY -- DAY   Hans stands with the dignitaries and guards.                            HANS                  I'm going back out to look for                  Princess Anna.                            FRENCH DIGNITARY                  You cannot risk going out there                  again.                            HANS                  If anything happens to her--                            SPANISH DIGNITARY                  If anything happens to the                  Princess, you are all Arendelle has                  left.   Hans hesitates, realizing how much this kingdom has come to   depend on him. Is he really all they have left?   Just then the door opens and Gerda and Kai bring in Anna.                            KAI                  He's in here. Prince Hans.                            HANS                  Anna.                                                            94FROZEN - J. Lee   Hans rushes to Anna. She falls into his arms.                            HANS (CONT'D)                  You're so cold.                            ANNA                      (weak, but desperate)                  Hans, you have to kiss me.                            HANS                  What?                            ANNA                  Now. Here we go.   She tries to kiss him, but is too weak to pull herself up in   his arms.                            GERDA                  We'll give you two some privacy.   Everyone shuffles out, leaving Hans and Anna alone.                            HANS                  What happened out there?                            ANNA                  Elsa struck me with her powers.                            HANS                  You said she'd never hurt you.                            ANNA                  I was wrong.   Anna crumbles, weak.                            HANS                  Anna.   Hans carries her to a couch, sets her down.                            ANNA                      (shivering more)                  She froze my heart and only an act                  of true love can save me.                            HANS                      (understanding)                  A true love's kiss.   He takes her chin in his hand and gives her a tender smile.   He leans in slowly...gently...                                                            95FROZEN - J. Lee   Then he stops.                            HANS (CONT'D)                  Oh, Anna. If only there was someone                  out there who loved you.                            ANNA                  What?   Hans gets up, leaving her there.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  ...You said you did.   He goes to the window and shuts the curtains.                            HANS                  As thirteenth in line in my own                  kingdom, I didn't stand a chance. I                  knew I'd have to marry into the                  throne somewhere--                            ANNA                  What are you talking about?                            HANS                      (putting out the candles)                  As heir, Elsa was preferable, of                  course. But no one was getting                  anywhere with her. But you-                            ANNA                  Hans?                            HANS                  You were so desperate for love you                  were willing to marry me, just like                  that.   Hans crosses the room, grabs a pitcher of water from a table   and goes to the fireplace.                            HANS (CONT'D)                  I figured, after we married, I'd                  have to stage a little accident for                  Elsa.   Hans pours the water on the fireplace, putting out the fire.   Anna tries to stop him. She falls to the floor, weak.                            ANNA                  Hans. No, stop.                                                              96FROZEN - J. Lee                            HANS                  But then she doomed herself, and                  you were dumb enough to go after                  her.                            ANNA                  Please.                            HANS                      (chuckles)                  All that's left now is to kill Elsa                  and bring back summer.   Hans approaches Anna.                            ANNA                  ...You're no match for Elsa.   He bends down, takes her chin in his hand again, this time   not so gently.                            HANS                  No, you're no match for Elsa. I, on                  the other hand, am the hero who is                  going to save Arendelle from                  destruction.   She wrenches her face out of his hands.                            ANNA                      (anger)                  You won't get away with this.   Hans rises and crosses to the door.                            HANS                  Oh, I already have.   Hans leaves and shuts her in, locking the door. Anna   struggles to the door, yanks on the locked handle.                            ANNA                      (hoarse and weak)                  Please, somebody help.   The rest of her hair turns white and she crumbles to the   floor.                                                        CUT TO:                                                             97FROZEN - J. Lee   INT. COUNCIL CHAMBER -- NIGHT   The Duke looks out the window at the growing snowstorm. He   rubs his arms and shivers.                            DUKE                  It's getting colder by the minute.                  If we don't do something soon,                  we'll all freeze to death.   Hans comes in, putting on his most distraught face.                            SPANISH DIGNITARY                  Prince Hans.                            HANS                  Princess Anna is...dead.                            VARIOUS DIGNITARIES                  What...? No.... Mon dieu.   Hans stumbles, weak with grief. The men help him to a chair.                            DUKE                  What happened to her?                            HANS                  She was killed by Queen Elsa.                            DUKE                  Her own sister.                            HANS                      (really putting it on)                  At least we got to say our marriage                  vows...before she died in my arms.   He bows his head in a brilliant display of teary grief.                            DUKE                  There can be no doubt now; Queen                  Elsa is a monster and we are all in                  grave danger.                            SPANISH DIGNITARY                  Prince Hans, Arendelle looks to                  you.   Hans nods; he knows what he's being asked to do, and he'll do   it with the perfect amount of authority and gravitas.                                                               98FROZEN - J. Lee                            HANS                  With a heavy heart, I charge Queen                  Elsa of Arendelle with treason and                  sentence her to death.   INT. ELSA'S DUNGEON -- DAY   The cell ices over. Elsa looks out at the storm that is   devastating Arendelle, then hears the guards approaching.                            GUARD (O.S.)                  She's dangerous. Move quickly and                  with resolve.   Elsa pulls at her shackles. They crack. Just as the door   busts open, the weight of the ice crumbles the walls. The men   duck out of the way.   Hans pushes his way into the room...sees...   The back wall is blown open. Broken shackles rest on the   floor. Elsa is gone.                                                       CUT TO:   EXT. MOUNTAIN SLOPE -- DAY   Kristoff heads into the mountains. Sven lags behind, not   wanting to follow. He looks back at the kingdom, then shakes   his head. Enough.   He runs past Kristoff. Stops and turns to face him. He snorts   and grunts.                            KRISTOFF                  What is it, buddy?   Sven nudges Kristoff with his antlers.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Hey, watch it. What's wrong with                  you?   Sven snorts with more conviction, moos, brays.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                      (avoiding)                  ...I don't understand you when you                  talk like that.                                                              99FROZEN - J. Lee   Kristoff tries to walk on ahead, but Sven uses his antlers to   lift Kristoff off the ground.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Ah! Stop it! Put me down!   Sven drops him hard then "yells" at him once more.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  No, Sven! We're not going back!   Sven shakes his head, angrily.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  She's with her true love.   Sven makes an "of-course-she-isn't" face. Kristoff gets it;   he's made his point.   Just then the wind picks up. Kristoff looks back at the   kingdom. Sees a violent winter storm swirling over the   castle. Sharp ice claws its way up the castle, encasing it.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Anna.   Without hesitating, he dashes back down the mountain. Sven   runs after him, catches up. Kristoff grabs Sven's harness and   jumps onto his back.                                                        CUT TO:   INT. LIBRARY -- NIGHT   Anna shivers by the door. She looks up to see ice overtaking   the ceiling.   The door handle suddenly jiggles. Stops. Jiggles again.                            ANNA                      (barely a whisper)                  Help.   CLICK. The door swings open. We see a carrot in the lock and   hear a giggle of victory. Olaf takes the carrot, puts it back   on his face. Then he sees Anna lying there.                            OLAF                  Anna. Oh no.   He runs to the fireplace. Throws in some fresh wood,   including one of his own arms, which he quickly rescues,   before striking a match and relighting the fire.                                                           100FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                  Olaf? Olaf. Get away from there.                             OLAF                  Whoa! So this is heat....                      (considering)                  I love it.   He reaches a twig finger toward the flames. It catches on   fire.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  Ooh! But don't touch it!   He shakes the flame out, as he rushes over to help Anna to   the fire.                             OLAF (CONT'D)                  So, where's Hans? What happened to                  your kiss?                             ANNA                  I was wrong about him. It wasn't                  true love.                            OLAF                      (confused innocence)                  Huh. But we ran all the way here?                            ANNA                  Please Olaf, you can't stay here;                  you'll melt.                            OLAF                  I am not leaving here until we find                  some other act of true love to save                  you.   He sits down behind her, stubbornly. Leans his back against   hers and thinks.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  ...Do you happen to have any ideas?                            ANNA                  I don't even know what love is.                            OLAF                      (confident)                  That's okay, I do....   Olaf hops back up and puts a soothing hand on her shoulder.                                                           101FROZEN - J. Lee                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  Love is...putting someone else's                  needs before yours, like, you know,                  how Kristoff brought you back here                  to Hans and left you forever.                            ANNA                  ...Kristoff loves me?                            OLAF                  Wow, you really don't know anything                  about love, do you?   His face starts to melt.                            ANNA                  Olaf, you're melting.                            OLAF                      (sweet and reassuring)                  Some people are worth melting for.   But then...his face REALLY melts. He panics, pushes the snow   back in place.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  Just maybe not right this second.   Suddenly, the window blows open, cold wind sweeps in.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  Don't worry, I've got it!   Olaf flitters to the window. He pulls one panel of it shut   but struggles with the second panel.                             OLAF (CONT'D)                      (determined)                  We're going to get through--                      (distracted)                  Oh, wait. Hang on. I'm getting                  something.   He breaks an icicle off the window, uses it as a telescope   and sees...   Kristoff and Sven running back down the mountain.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  It's Kristoff and Sven! They're                  coming back this way.                            ANNA                  ...They-they are?                                                           102FROZEN - J. Lee                            OLAF                  Wow, he's really moving fast.                  Huh.... I guess I was wrong. I                  guess Kristoff doesn't love you                  enough to leave you behind.   Anna tries to get to her feet.                            ANNA                  Help me up, Olaf. Please.   He hurries over, tumbling over the couch, knocking over the   chess set and water jugs.                            OLAF                  No, no, no, no, no. You need to                  stay by the fire and keep warm.                            ANNA                  I need to get to Kristoff.                            OLAF                      (clueless)                  Why...?                      (realizing)                  Oh, oh, oh, I know why.   He hops around in an excited display of hope.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  There's your act of true love,                  right there, riding across the                  fjords like a valiant, pungent                  reindeer king! Come on!   The walls crack under the ice pressure.                              OLAF (CONT'D)                  Look out!   They rush out the room just as the ceiling collapses.   INT. CASTLE HALLWAY -- DAY   Anna and Olaf struggle down the hall. Ice spikes grow and   block their path.                            OLAF                  We're trapped.   Anna looks around desperately for a way out.                                                            103FROZEN - J. Lee   EXT. FJORD -- DAY   Elsa runs, but is nearly blinded by the snow and wind.   EXT. CASTLE -- DAY   Anna and Olaf bust open a window. The storm is so strong it   sweeps the window panes away.                            OLAF                  Slide, Anna.   It's a long, snowy way down. But what choice do they have?   They slide down the iced-covered building.   Anna arrives at the bottom, weak but uninjured. Olaf gathers   snow along the way. He arrives at the bottom as a giant   snowball.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  We made it!   He shakes off the extra snow as Anna struggles to her feet.   EXT. FJORD -- DAY   Kristoff and Sven bound off the mountain and sprint across   the frozen fjord waters and right into the heart of the   storm. Its white-out wind pushes them back. But they fight   through.                            KRISTOFF                  Come on, buddy, faster.                                                     CUT TO:   Anna and Olaf reach the shore of the fjords.                              ANNA                  Kristoff!   The wind lifts Olaf up and pulls him apart. He goes swirling   off into the storm.                            OLAF                  Keep going, Anna!   Anna struggles on.                                                              104FROZEN - J. Lee                              ANNA                  Kristoff!                                                       PAN TO:   Kristoff rides Sven past cracking, frozen ships. Sven   struggles over the uneven surface.                            KRISTOFF                  Come on! Come on!   Suddenly, a mangled ship, risen by ice, capsizes   over them.   They give it all they've got as debris falls all   around them   and the mast shatters. They make it past just as   the entire   ship slams down and cracks the thick ice beneath   their feet.   The ice opens up. Sven bravely jumps over a gap. But it's too   wide. He bucks Kristoff to safety, but lands in the freezing   water and disappears below.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Sven? Sven!   At first there's nothing but the wind and the tumbling icy   water. But suddenly, Sven surfaces and claws his way to a   floating ice chunk. He calls out, signalling for Kristoff to   go on.                              KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Good boy.                                                       CUT TO:   Anna moves blindly across the fjord. Anna's hands frost over   an icy blue. She stumbles on, determined. But she's running   out of time.   She clutches her chest. The color in her eyes fades, the   inevitable is coming.                                                       CUT TO:   Kristoff, lost in the white-out, doesn't know which way to   turn. But then he hears a faint--                              ANNA (O.S.)                  Kristoff.                            KRISTOFF                  Anna...? Anna!                                                  WHITE OUT TO:                                                              105FROZEN - J. Lee   Elsa struggles through her own storm, but the fear is   consuming her. A dark shadow approaches. It's Hans.                            HANS                  Elsa. You can't run from this!   Elsa backs away from him.                            ELSA                  ...Just take care of my sister.                            HANS                  Your sister? She returned from the                  mountain weak and cold. She said                  you froze her heart.                              ELSA                  What? No.                            HANS                  I tried to save her, but it was too                  late. Her skin was ice. Her hair                  turned white...   Elsa's face sinks as she realizes what she has done.                            HANS (CONT'D)                  Your sister is dead... because of                  you.   Elsa drops to her knees, emotionally broken. And with that,   the swirling storm suddenly stops. The snow freezes mid-air,   hangs suspended, trapped in grief.   Citizens and dignitaries rush to the wall's edge and look out   to see...   Anna, barely able to move but now able to see across the   fjords to...                            ANNA                      (a whisper)                  Kristoff.                              KRISTOFF                  Anna.   Anna pushes on towards Kristoff. He runs top speed towards   her. There's still a lot of fjord to cross, but Kristoff is   giving it all he's got. He's going to make it.   But then, Anna hears the sound of a sword being drawn from   its scabbard. She turns and sees Hans, behind Elsa, as he   raises his sword over his head.                                                           106FROZEN - J. Lee                              ANNA                  Elsa.   Anna looks back at Kristoff as he runs for her. She gives him   a longing look, but then turns away from him and then...   Using all of her remaining strength, as Hans brings his sword   down, Anna throws herself in front of Elsa.                              ANNA (CONT'D)                  No!   In that instant, Anna freezes to solid ice. The sword hits   her instead of Elsa. The sword shatters completely. The force   of it sends Hans flying back and knocks him out.                              ELSA                  Anna!   Elsa rushes to Anna and touches her sister's frozen face.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  Oh, Anna...no...no, please no.   Olaf walks up and sees Anna, frozen.                            OLAF                      (confused, sad)                  Anna?   Elsa hugs Anna and cries.   Kristoff watches in shocked despair. Sven steps up to his   side.   Citizens and dignitaries on the castle walls bow their heads.   All of Arendelle is joined in somber silence.   But then, Anna warms. She begins to thaw.   Olaf looks up and gasps. Kristoff and Sven notice, light up.   Anna bends her arm and embraces Elsa.                            ELSA                  Wha-? Anna?   Anna opens her eyes. She smiles at Elsa, relieved.                              ANNA                  Oh, Elsa.   They embrace.                                                              107FROZEN - J. Lee                            ELSA                  ...You sacrificed yourself for me?                             ANNA                      (weak)                  ...I love you.   Olaf realizes what's happened. He's so excited about it, he   lifts his head right off his body and exclaims--                            OLAF                  An act of true love will thaw a                  frozen heart.                            ELSA                      (processing)                  Love...will thaw...                      (realizing)                  Love.... Of course.   Elsa looks at Anna with confidence.                            ANNA                  Elsa?                            ELSA                  Love.   Elsa lifts her arms, and the ground shakes and cracks. The   ice and snow breaks away and rises high into the air.   Beneath their feet the bow of a ship thaws.   The entire fjord melts and other boats right themselves.   The villagers come out to see the warmth returning.   In one final wave, Elsa draws all of the snow into a giant   snowflake in the sky, then waves it away, leaving only a warm   summer day.                            ANNA                  I knew you could do it.                            OLAF                      (melting, good-naturedly)                  Hands down, this is the best day of                  my life...and quite possibly the                  last.                            ELSA                  Oh, Olaf. Hang on, little guy.                                                                  108FROZEN - J. Lee   Elsa waves her hand and surrounds Olaf with a swirl of cold   air. He refreezes. Above his head she leaves a little,   perpetually-snowing storm cloud. Olaf loves it.                            OLAF                  Hey, my own personal flurry.   Kristoff sees Hans trying to get to his feet. He marches   toward him, prepared for a fight. But Anna puts up a hand and   stops him.                            ANNA                  Uh. Uh. Uh.   She'll handle this. She goes over to Hans.                            HANS                      (confused)                  Anna? But she froze your heart.                            ANNA                  The only frozen heart around here                  is yours.   She turns away from him, proud of her words. But not yet   satisfied, she turns back and punches him right in the face.                            HANS                  Ah! Whoa, whoa, whoa!   He falls overboard.   Elsa comes over to Anna and hugs her. Over her shoulder,   Kristoff meets Anna's eyes. She smiles brighter, happy.                                                        DISSOLVE TO:   EXT. ARENDELLE -- DAY   It's a beautiful summer day. The mighty ships have been   repaired and are sailing away.   On one of the ships, HANS is thrown into a brig.                            FRENCH DIGNITARY                      (to Kai)                  I will return this scoundrel to his                  country. We shall see what his                  twelve big brothers think of his                  behavior.                            KAI                  Arendelle thanks you, my Lord.                                                           109FROZEN - J. Lee   Down on the dock, Arendelle guards lead the Duke and his two   thugs to their ship.                            DUKE                  This is unacceptable. I am                  innocent. I'm a victim of fear.                  I've been traumatized.                      (bad acting)                  Ow! My neck hurts. Is there a                  doctor I could...No? And I demand                  to see the Queen!   Kai steps down from the gangplank to the dock.                            KAI                  I have a message from the Queen.                      (reading a scroll)                  Arendelle will henceforth and                  forever no longer do business of                  any sort with Weaseltown.                            DUKE                  Weselton. It's Weselton!   The guards usher him and his thugs onto their ship.   EXT. VILLAGE SQUARE -- DAY   Anna runs through the crowd, pulling a blindfolded Kristoff   along behind her. She's so excited she can't stand it.                            ANNA                  Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on!   She runs him right into a pole.                            KRISTOFF                  Pole.                            ANNA                  Oops. Sorry.   EXT. ARENDELLE DOCKS -- DAY   Anna skips to the perfect spot and stops.                            ANNA                      (stopping)                  Okay. Okay. Here we are.                                                           110FROZEN - J. Lee   She takes off the blindfold. Kristoff opens his eyes. Before   him sits the most beautiful, suped-up sled. Sven poses in   front of it -- Vanna White-style.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  I owe you a sled.                            KRISTOFF                      (blown away)                  Are you serious?                            ANNA                  Yes. And it's the latest model.                            KRISTOFF                  No. I can't accept this...                            ANNA                  You have to. No returns. No                  exchanges. Queen's orders. She's                  named you the official Arendelle                  Ice Master and Deliverer.   Sven shows off the Ice-Master-and-Deliverer medal like he's   king of the bucks.                            KRISTOFF                  What? That's not a thing.   But he can't help but admire her enthusiasm.                            ANNA                  Sure it is. And it even has a cup                  holder.... Do you like it?                             KRISTOFF                  Like it?   He sweeps her up high overhead and spins her around.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  I love it.... I could kiss you!   He drops her, suddenly embarrassed.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  ...I could. I mean I'd like to.                  I'd... may I? We me....I mean, may                  we? Wait, what?   She gives him a quick kiss on the cheek.                             ANNA                  We may.                                                              111FROZEN - J. Lee   He smiles and goes for it. It's a true love's kiss, alright.   We move past them to find Olaf enjoying the summer.   With his snow cloud safely overhead, he's free to smell the   flowers, which he does. Then sneezes his carrot nose off.   Sven catches it between his teeth. Olaf gasps as Sven sucks   the whole carrot into his mouth. It's gone.   Olaf's face sinks in sadness. But not to fear, Sven spits the   carrot back out and jams it into Olaf's face where it   belongs. It's completely covered in reindeer spit, but Olaf   doesn't seem to mind. He hugs Sven happily.                                                       CUT TO:   EXT. CASTLE COURTYARD -- DAY   The gates to the castle are wide open. In the courtyard,   stands Elsa.                            ELSA                  Are you ready?   Villagers cheer. Elsa stops and creates an ice rink. The   people, skates at the ready, hope onto it and twirl about.   Elsa then freezes the fountain in a beautiful design and adds   some snow flurries for atmosphere.   Anna comes slipping in. Elsa catches her.                            ANNA                  I like the open gates.                            ELSA                  We are never closing them again.   Elsa then waves her hand and magical ice skates (literally   made of ice) form on Anna's boots.                            ANNA                  What? Oh, Elsa, they're beautiful,                  but you know I don't ska--   Elsa grabs Anna's hands and pulls her along on the ice. Anna   slips and slides, but laughs in delight.   Sven goes slipping past. Kristoff runs after him.                            KRISTOFF                  Look out. Reindeer coming through!                                                                 112FROZEN - J. Lee   Olaf skates and helps Elsa coach Anna.                            OLAF                  That's it. Glide and pivot and                  glide and pivot.   We pull away slowly, into the sky. We arrive at a bird's-eye   view to see that where the castle had crumbled has been   repaired with a ice.   All is right in Arendelle.                                                   FINAL FADE OUT.                                  THE END

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    FROZEN                             Written by                            Jennifer Lee                                             Final Shooting Draft                                                          9/23/13   OPEN ON: ICE.   We're underwater looking up at it. A saw cuts through,   heading right for us.   EXT. SNOW-CAPPED MOUNTAINS -- DUSK   ICE HARVESTERS, dressed in traditional Sami clothing, score a   frozen lake. They SING.                   "The Frozen Heart (Ice Worker's Song)"                            ICE HARVESTERS                  BORN OF COLD AND WINTER AIR                  AND MOUNTAIN RAIN COMBINING,                  THIS ICY FORCE BOTH FOUL AND FAIR                  HAS A FROZEN HEART WORTH MINING.   The men drag giant ice blocks through channels of water.                            ICE HARVESTERS (CONT'D)                  CUT THROUGH THE HEART, COLD AND CLEAR.                  STRIKE FOR LOVE AND STRIKE FOR FEAR.                  SEE THE BEAUTY SHARP AND SHEER.                  SPLIT THE ICE APART!                  AND BREAK THE FROZEN HEART.                  Hup! Ho! Watch your step! Let it go!   A young Sami boy, KRISTOFF (8), and his reindeer calf, SVEN,   share a carrot as they try to keep up with the men.                            ICE HARVESTERS (CONT'D)                  Hup! Ho! Watch your step! Let it go!   Young Kristoff struggles to get a block of ice out of the   water. He fails, ends up soaked. Sven licks his wet cheek.                            ICE HARVESTERS (CONT'D)                  BEAUTIFUL! POWERFUL! DANGEROUS! COLD!                  ICE HAS A MAGIC CAN'T BE CONTROLLED.   A sharp ice floe overtakes the workers, threateningly. They   fight it back.                            ICE HARVESTERS (CONT'D)                  STRONGER THAN ONE, STRONGER THAN TEN                  STRONGER THAN A HUNDRED MEN!   Massive fjord horses drag heavy ice plows.                                                                2FROZEN - J. Lee                            ICE HARVESTERS (CONT'D)                  BORN OF COLD AND WINTER AIR                  AND MOUNTAIN RAIN COMBINING   The sun sets. Lanterns are lit.                            ICE HARVESTERS (CONT'D)                  THIS ICY FORCE BOTH FOUL AND FAIR                  HAS A FROZEN HEART WORTH MINING.                  CUT THROUGH THE HEART, COLD AND CLEAR.   In the dark, Kristoff and Sven finally manage to get a single   block of ice out of the water.                            ICE HARVESTERS (CONT'D)                  STRIKE FOR LOVE AND STRIKE FOR FEAR.                  THERE'S BEAUTY AND THERE'S DANGER HERE.                  SPLIT THE ICE APART!                  BEWARE THE FROZEN HEART.   The workers pile onto the giant horse-drawn ice sled as it   pulls away.   Left behind, Kristoff and Sven push their ice block onto a   dinky little sled then head off.   We sweep up from them to the Northern Lights filling the   sky...then move across the mountains...beneath the   snowline...and descend upon...   EXT. THE KINGDOM OF ARENDELLE -- NIGHT   A humble castle, built of wood, nestled in a deep fjord.   INT. CASTLE, NURSERY -- NIGHT   ELSA (8) sleeps in her bed. Her little sister ANNA (5) pops   up beside her.                            YOUNG ANNA                  Elsa. Psst. Elsa! Psst.   Elsa doesn't stir. Anna sits on Elsa and bounces.                            YOUNG ANNA (CONT'D)                  Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.                            YOUNG ELSA                      (grumbling)                  Anna, go back to sleep.   Anna rolls onto her back and spreads all her weight on Elsa.                                                              3FROZEN - J. Lee                            YOUNG ANNA                      (drama queen-ish)                  I just can't. The sky's awake, so                  I'm awake, so we have to play.                            YOUNG ELSA                  ...Go play by yourself.   Elsa shoves Anna off the bed.   Anna lands butt to floor, sighs, defeated. But then she gets   an idea. She hops back on the bed and lifts one of Elsa's   eyelids.                            YOUNG ANNA                      (mischievously)                  Do you want to build a snowman?   Elsa's eyes both pop open. She smiles.   INT. CASTLE STAIRCASE -- NIGHT   Anna, now wearing snow boots, pulls Elsa by the hand.                            YOUNG ANNA                  Come on, come on, come on, come on.   Elsa tries to shush her, but Anna's too excited.   INT. BALLROOM -- NIGHT   The girls sneak into the ballroom. Elsa shuts the door.                            YOUNG ANNA                  Do the magic! Do the magic!   Elsa laughs and waves her hands together. Snowflakes suddenly   burst forth and dance between her palms, forming a snowball.   Elsa throws the snowball high into the air. Snow bursts out   and flurries around the room. Anna dances about, catching   flakes in her palms and mouth.                            YOUNG ANNA (CONT'D)                  This is amazing!                            YOUNG ELSA                  Watch this!   Elsa stomps her little slippered foot and a layer of ice   suddenly coats the floor, forming a giant ice rink. Anna   slides off, laughing.                                                              4FROZEN - J. Lee   PLAY MONTAGE:   -Anna and Elsa roll giant snowballs and build a snowman   together. Elsa moves his stick arms around.                            YOUNG ELSA (CONT'D)                      (goofy voice)                  Hi, I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs.   Anna jumps up and hugs him.                            YOUNG ANNA                  I love you, Olaf.   -Anna and Olaf appear to be dancing. REVEAL: Elsa is actually   propelling them across the ice floor with her magic.   -The girls slide down snowbanks together!   -Anna fearlessly jumps off a snow peak into mid air.                              YOUNG ANNA (CONT'D)                  Catch me!   Elsa makes another peak to catch Anna.                              YOUNG ELSA                  Gotcha!   Anna keeps jumping. Elsa keeps casting magic.                            YOUNG ANNA                      (jumping faster)                  Again! Again!                             YOUNG ELSA                      (struggling to keep up)                  Slow down!   Elsa suddenly slips.   Her magic accidentally STRIKES Anna in the head. Anna tumbles   down a snowbank and lands, unconscious.                              YOUNG ELSA (CONT'D)                  ANNA!   Elsa runs to Anna and takes her in her arms. A streak of   Anna's hair, where struck, turns white.                            YOUNG ELSA (CONT'D)                  MAMA! PAPA!   The room around them fills with frightening ice spikes.                                                                     5FROZEN - J. Lee   The parents burst through the frozen door. GASP at the sight   of the room.                            KING                  Elsa, what have you done? This is                  getting out of hand!                            QUEEN                      (seeing Anna)                  Anna!   The King and Queen rush to Anna and take her in their arms.                            ELSA                  It was an accident. I'm sorry,                  Anna.                            QUEEN                      (about Anna)                  She's ice cold.                            KING                  ...I know where we have to go.                                                      SLAM CUT TO:   INT. DARK ROOM -- NIGHT   The King sifts through a shelf to find an ancient book   inscribed with Old Norse runes. He opens the book, scrambles   to a page with an ancient map.   EXT. ARENDELLE -- NIGHT   Carrying the girls, the King and Queen ride their horses out   of the kingdom. Snow streams from Elsa's hands, leaving a   trail of ice behind them.   EXT. FJORD MOUNTAIN FOREST -- NIGHT   A sleepy Kristoff and Sven travel alone through the dark   woods. All of a sudden, the King and Queen race by with the   girls, leaving the wake of ice.                            KRISTOFF                  Ice?                                                      SLAM CUT TO:                                                                6FROZEN - J. Lee   EXT. BLACK MOUNTAINS -- NIGHT   Kristoff rides Sven as they follow the trail of ice.                            YOUNG KRISTOFF                  Faster, Sven!   EXT. THE VALLEY OF THE LIVING ROCK -- NIGHT   Kristoff hops off Sven at the edge of a deep valley. They   hide behind a rock and peek out.   Down below, the King holds a frightened Elsa. The Queen holds   the still unconscious Anna.                            KING                  Please, help. My daughter!   Suddenly, a bunch of rocks tumble down the valley toward   them. It looks as though they'll be crushed!   But, luckily, the rocks stop at their feet. The rocks then   unfold, revealing bright faces.                               YOUNG KRISTOFF                  Trolls...?   The rock in front of Kristoff "wakes up." Meet BULDA.                            BULDA                  Shush. I'm trying to listen.   She grabs Kristoff and Sven by hand and hoof and hugs them   close. Sven licks her face and she eyes them both.                            BULDA (CONT'D)                  Cuties. I'm gonna keep you.   Back below, the crowd parts for a troll as old as the Earth.   They call him GRAND PABBIE. He approaches arthritically, but   determined. He nods respectfully to the king.                            GRAND PABBIE                  Your Majesty.                      (referring to Elsa)                  Born with the powers or cursed?                            KING                  Born. And they're getting stronger.   Grand Pabbie motions for the Queen to bring Anna to him. She   does. He examines her.                                                              7FROZEN - J. Lee                            GRAND PABBIE                      (about Anna)                  You are lucky it wasn't her heart.                  The heart is not so easily changed,                  but the head can be persuaded.                            KING                  Do what you must.                            GRAND PABBIE                  I recommend we remove all magic,                  even memories of magic to be                  safe.... But don't worry, I'll                  leave the fun.   Grand Pabbie pulls out a glowing blue energy from Anna's   head. We see her memories floating right above her. Grand   Pabbie changes all of her magical memories to ordinary   memories -- snowy play indoors with the girls in their   nightgowns changes to outdoors on the winter fjords with the   girls in winter gear. He puts the ordinary memories back in   her head.                            GRAND PABBIE (CONT'D)                  She will be okay.                            YOUNG ELSA                  But she won't remember I have                  powers?                            KING                  It's for the best.                             PABBIE                  Listen to me, Elsa, your power will                  only grow.   As he speaks, he conducts the Northern Lights to show a   silhouette of an adult Elsa creating magical snowflakes.                            PABBIE (CONT'D)                  There is beauty in your magic....                  But also great danger.   The snowflakes turn to sharp spikes.                           PABBIE (O.S.) (CONT'D)                  You must learn to control it.   In the Northern Lights display, the sharp spikes cause human   figures to panic and attack Elsa.                            PABBIE (CONT'D)                  Fear will be your enemy.                                                                     8FROZEN - J. Lee   Elsa gasps and buries her face in the King's chest. The King   wraps his arms around Elsa, protectively.                            KING                  No. We'll protect her. She can                  learn to control it. I'm sure.   Over the King's words we...                                                      DISSOLVE TO:   -The Arendelle castle gates shutting.                            KING (O.S.) (CONT'D)                  Until then, we'll lock the gates.                  We'll reduce the staff. We will                  limit her contact with people and                  keep her powers hidden from                  everyone... including Anna.   -The castle shutters close.   -Anna sits on her bed as Elsa's furniture disappears.   -Anna rushes to the hall to see Elsa shut the door to her new   room. Anna watches, confused and sad.                                                      DISSOLVE TO:   INT. CASTLE WINDOW -- DAY   We look out on a gentle snowfall. Little Anna skips up to the   window. She lights up at the sight of the snow and rushes   down the hall.   INT. HALLWAY, ELSA'S DOOR -- DAY   Anna knocks on Elsa's door and SINGS.                     "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?"                            YOUNG ANNA                  DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN?                  COME ON LET'S GO AND PLAY.   Anna peeks under the door.                            YOUNG ANNA (CONT'D)                  I NEVER SEE YOU ANYMORE.                  COME OUT THE DOOR.                  IT'S LIKE YOU'VE GONE AWAY.                                                                 9FROZEN - J. Lee   -INT. ANNA'S ROOM -- Anna plays with two dolls, gives up, sad.                            YOUNG ANNA (CONT'D)                  WE USED TO BE BEST BUDDIES                  AND NOW WE'RE NOT.                  I WISH YOU WOULD TELL ME WHY.   -ELSA'S DOOR. Anna peeks through the key hole.                            YOUNG ANNA (CONT'D)                  DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN?   -Anna calls through the keyhole.                            YOUNG ANNA (CONT'D)                  IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A SNOWMAN.                            YOUNG ELSA (O.S.)                  Go away, Anna.                            YOUNG ANNA                      (hearbroken)                  ...OKAY BYE.   -BEHIND THE DOOR -- DAY. Elsa sits at the window looking out,   longingly. Suddenly, her icy hands freeze the windowsill.   -LATER. The King slips leather gloves onto Elsa's hands.                            KING                  The gloves will help.   He pats her gloved hand.                            KING (CONT'D)                  See? You're good....                      (starting their mantra)                  Conceal it.                            YOUNG ELSA                  Don't feel it.                            YOUNG ELSA & KING                  Don't let it show.   -INT. HALLWAY, ELSA'S DOOR -- DAY. Anna, now 9, knocks on   Elsa's door.                            ANNA (9)                  DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN?   -INT. HALLWAY -- DAY. Alone, Anna rides a bicycle built for   two in the hall by standing on the back seat.                                                               10FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA (9) (CONT'D)                  OR RIDE OUR BIKE AROUND THE HALL?                  I THINK SOME COMPANY IS OVERDUE...   -INT. PORTRAIT ROOM -- DAY. Anna runs around the portrait   room, gaining momentum to flip over the arm of the couch.                            ANNA (9) (CONT'D)                  I'VE STARTED TALKING TO                  THE PICTURES ON THE WALLS.   Anna lands PLOP on the cushions, then looks up at the   painting above her of the courageous Joan of Arc.                            ANNA (9) (CONT'D)                  Hang in there, Joan.   -INT. EMPTY LIBRARY -- DAY. Looks like no one's around.                            ANNA (9) (CONT'D)                  IT GETS A LITTLE LONELY                  ALL THESE EMPTY ROOMS.   But then we find Anna, laying at the base of the grandfather   clock, playing with her braids, bored out of her mind.                            ANNA (9) (CONT'D)                  JUST WATCHING THE HOURS TICK BY.   Anna's eyes follow the grandfather clock's pendulum.                            ANNA (9) (CONT'D)                  TICK TOCK. TICK TOCK. TICK TOCK.   -INT. ELSA'S ROOM -- NIGHT. Elsa (now 12) paces as she panics.   The entire wall is frozen behind her.                            ELSA (12)                  I'm scared. It's getting stronger.                            KING                  Getting upset only makes it worse.   The King goes to hug her.                            ELSA (12)                  No. Don't touch me. I don't want to                  hurt you.   He and the Queen look at each other with alarmed sadness.   -INT. LIBRARY -- DAY. Anna, now a teenager, slides past Elsa's   room without stopping.                                                                11FROZEN - J. Lee   -INT. KING AND QUEEN'S QUARTERS -- DAY. Anna runs into the   room and throws herself into her parents' arms.                            TEEN ANNA                  See you in two weeks.   -INT. ELSA'S ROOM -- DAY. Elsa curtsies in front of her   parents, formally, not touching them.                            TEEN ELSA                  Do you have to go?                            KING                  You'll be fine, Elsa.   -EXT. DOCKS -- DAY. The King and Queen leave on a ship.   -EXT. ROUGH SEAS -- NIGHT. Lightning flashes. The sea rages in   a storm. The King and Queen's ship is lost in the waves.   -INT. CASTLE -- DAY. A portrait of the King and Queen is   covered in mourning cloth.   -EXT. CEMETERY -- DAY. Anna looks small, standing before her   people, beside burial stones.   -INT. HALLWAY, ELSA'S DOOR. Anna, still in her mourning   clothes, approaches and knocks.                            ANNA                      (singing)                  Elsa? PLEASE I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE                  PEOPLE ARE ASKING WHERE YOU'VE BEEN                  THEY SAY HAVE COURAGE                  AND I'M TRYING TO                  I'M RIGHT OUT HERE FOR YOU.                  PLEASE LET ME IN.   Anna slides down the door and sits with her head against it.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  WE ONLY HAVE EACH OTHER.                  IT'S JUST YOU AND ME.                  WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?                      (weak, internal)                  DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN?   We move through the door...   -INT. ELSA'S ROOM -- DAY. Elsa is sitting in the exact same   pose as Anna. Her bedroom is frozen with ice. Snowflakes hang   in the air, suspended by grief.                                                        FADE OUT.                                                               12FROZEN - J. Lee   EXT. THE KINGDOM OF ARENDELLE -- MORNING   A new dawn rises over the fjords.   Ships pull up to the docks. Guests pile out.                            DOCK MASTER                  Welcome to Arendelle!   A BOY tries to get away as his MOTHER tries to stuff him in   his bunad jacket.                            BOY                  Why do I have to wear this?                            MOTHER                  Because the Queen has come of age.                  It's Coronation Day!                            BOY                  That's not my fault.   They pass the May Pole being raised and a Sami ice harvester   chatting with his reindeer. We recognize them as Kristoff and   Sven, all grown up. Sven hops around excitedly like a dog and   nuzzles Kristoff's chest.                            KRISTOFF                  What do you want, Sven?   Kristoff leans in and speaks for Sven, as if he can.                            KRISTOFF (AS SVEN) (CONT'D)                  Give me a snack.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  What's the magic word?                            KRISTOFF (AS SVEN) (CONT'D)                  Please!   Kristoff pulls a carrot out of his shirt pocket and hands it   to Sven. Sven tries to bite the whole thing.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Hey, hey, hey! Share!   Sven takes a smaller bite. Kristoff then has a bite himself,   not seeming to care that it's covered in reindeer slobber.   We move on to PERSI and AGGIE, a super-excited couple who   rush towards the castle.                                                              13FROZEN - J. Lee                            PERSI                  I can't believe they're finally                  opening up the gates!                            AGGIE                  And for a whole day! Faster, Persi!   They pass a tiny but menacing DUKE, who wears taps on his   shoes to "enhance" his presence. Two THUG guards follow close   behind him.                            DUKE                  Ah, Arendelle, our most mysterious                  trade partner. Open those gates so                  I may unlock your secrets and                  exploit your riches.                      (catching himself)                  ...Did I just say that out loud?   We leave him and head down the bridge towards the castle   gates, passing an Irishman and a Spanish Dignitary.                            IRISHMAN                  Oh, me sore eyes can't wait to see                  the Queen and the Princess. I bet                  they're absolutely lovely.                            SPANISH DIGNITARY                  I bet they are beautiful.   We move past them, to a particular castle window.                                                        CUT TO:   INT. CASTLE, ANNA'S BEDROOM -- DAY   Anna, 18, snores. Drools. KNOCK. KNOCK.                            KAI (O.S.)                  Princess Anna...?   Anna sits up. She's got major bedhead. She coughs. Snorts.   Pulls a hair from her mouth.                            ANNA                  ...Huh? Yeah?                            KAI (O.S.)                  Sorry to wake you, ma'am but--                            ANNA                  No, you didn't. I've been up for                  hours.                                                                 14FROZEN - J. Lee   She falls back asleep while sitting. She snores. Her head   drops, startling her awake.                               ANNA (CONT'D)                  Who is it?                            KAI (O.S.)                  It's still me, ma'am. Time to get                  ready.                            ANNA                  Ready for what?                            KAI (O.S.)                  Your sister's coronation, ma'am.                            ANNA                  My sister's cor-neration...   One eye opens enough to catch sight of her coronation dress.   She bolts, wide awake in excitement.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  Coronation Day! Ha ha!                                                      SLAM CUT TO:   EXT. CASTLE HALL -- DAY   Anna bursts out of her room, wearing her coronation dress.   She finishes pinning ribbons in her hair. Seeing the hustle   and bustle of preparations, she can't help but SING.                       "For the First Time in Forever"                            ANNA                  THE WINDOW IS OPEN!                  SO'S THAT DOOR!                  I DIDN'T KNOW THEY DID THAT ANYMORE.                  WHO KNEW WE OWNED 8000 SALAD PLATES...?   -Anna slides along the floor of the ballroom in her socks.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  FOR YEARS I HAVE ROAMED THESE EMPTY HALLS                  WHY HAVE A BALLROOM WITH NO BALLS?                  FINALLY, THEY'RE OPENING UP THE GATES!   -She shakes hands with a suit of armor. Breaks it. Hides the   evidence.                                                            15FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  THERE'LL BE REAL, ACTUAL PEOPLE -                  IT'LL BE TOTALLY STRANGE.                  BUT WOW AM I SO READY FOR THIS CHANGE!   -Anna comes to a window and jumps out onto a window washer's   pulley. She raises herself up to see the ships arriving.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER,                  THERE'LL BE MUSIC, THERE'LL BE LIGHT.                  FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER,                  I'LL BE DANCING THROUGH THE NIGHT.   -Anna walks through the garden and follows a family of geese.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  DON'T KNOW IF I'M ELATED OR GASSY,                  BUT I'M SOMEWHERE IN THAT ZONE                  'CAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER,                  I WON'T BE ALONE.                      (speaking)                  I can't wait to meet everyone....                  (GASP) What if I meet THE ONE?   -Anna twists herself in a velvet drape like it's a gown. She   acts like she looks gorgeous, but she looks ridiculous.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  TONIGHT, IMAGINE ME GOWN AND ALL-                  FETCHINGLY DRAPED AGAINST THE WALL.                  THE PICTURE OF SOPHISTICATED GRACE.   -She notices the bust of a man across the room.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                      (google-eyed)                  I SUDDENLY SEE HIM STANDING THERE,                  A BEAUTIFUL STRANGER TALL AND FAIR.                      (mouth full of chocolate)                  I WANNA STUFF SOME CHOCOLATE IN MY                  FACE!   -She grabs the bust of the man and swings it around.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  BUT THEN WE LAUGH AND TALK ALL EVENING,                  WHICH IS TOTALLY BIZARRE.                  NOTHING LIKE THE LIFE I'VE LED SO FAR.   The bust goes flying and lands on the top of the cake.   -Anna bursts into the portrait room, bounces on the   furniture, and interacts with the paintings.                                                               16FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER,                  THERE'LL BE MAGIC, THERE'LL BE FUN.                  FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER,                  I COULD BE NOTICED BY SOMEONE.                  AND I KNOW IT IS TOTALLY CRAZY                  TO DREAM I'D FIND ROMANCE.                  BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER,                  AT LEAST I'VE GOT A CHANCE!   -INT. LIBRARY. ELSA, now a very poised 21, watches out the   window as the coronation guests arrive.                            ELSA                  DON'T LET THEM IN.                  DON'T LET THEM SEE.                  BE THE GOOD GIRL                  YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE.   Elsa moves to a painting of her father's coronation. She   takes off her gloves and mimics the painting by holding a   candlestick and ornament in place of an orb and scepter.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  CONCEAL. DON'T FEEL.                  PUT ON A SHOW.                  MAKE ONE WRONG MOVE                  AND EVERYONE WILL KNOW.   The candlestick and ornament ice over. Elsa gasps, slams them   back down onto the table. She tries to reassure herself.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  BUT IT'S ONLY FOR TODAY.   We cut between Anna's excitement and Elsa's nerves.                            ANNA                  IT'S ONLY FOR TODAY!                            ELSA                  IT'S AGONY TO WAIT.                            ANNA                  IT'S AGONY TO WAIT!!!                            ELSA                  TELL THE GUARDS TO OPEN UP THE GATE.                            ANNA                  THE GATE!!!   -Finally, the gates are open! Anna moves through the crowd,   admiring the people around her.                                                                  17FROZEN - J. Lee            ANNA (CONT'D)                              ELSA   FOR THE FIRST TIME IN                  DON'T LET THEM IN   FOREVER.                               DON'T LET THEM SEE                ANNA                                   ELSA   I'M GETTING WHAT I'M DREAMING          BE THE GOOD GIRL   OF                                     YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE                ANNA                                   ELSA   A CHANCE TO LEAVE MY SISTER'S          CONCEAL.   WORLD                                  CONCEAL. DON'T FEEL.   A CHANCE TO FIND TRUE LOVE             DON'T LET THEM KNOW.   -Anna hurries over the bridge and into the village square.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  I KNOW IT ALL ENDS TOMORROW,                  SO IT HAS TO BE TODAY!!                  `CAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN                  FOREVER. . .                  FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER!                  NOTHING'S IN MY WAY!!!   -Anna SLAMS right into the breast of a HORSE!   She falls back and lands in a small wooden boat. It tips off   of the dock. She's heading overboard. But just then, the   horse slams his hoof into the boat and steadies it.                               ANNA (CONT'D)                         (frustrated)                  Hey!                            HANS                  I'm so sorry. Are you hurt?   The rider, HANS, sure is handsome and regal.                            ANNA                      (gentler)                  Hey. I-ya, no. No. I'm okay.                            HANS                  Are you sure?                            ANNA                  Yeah, I just wasn't looking where I                  was going. But I'm okay.   He hops down from his horse and steps into the boat.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  I'm great, actually.                                                            18FROZEN - J. Lee                            HANS                  Oh, thank goodness.   He offers her a hand and their eyes meet. Chemistry. He helps   her to her feet.                            HANS (CONT'D)                      (bowing)                  Prince Hans of the Southern Isles.                            ANNA                      (curtseying)                  Princess Anna of Arendelle.                            HANS                  Princess...? My Lady.   He drops to his knees, head bowed. The horse bows too,   curling his hoof up and out of the boat.   The boat tips. Hans tumbles on top of Anna. Awkward.                            ANNA                  Hi...again.   The horse slams his foot back into the boat to stabilize it.   Anna and Hans tumble the other way. Anna lands on top of him.                            HANS                  Oh boy.                            ANNA                  Ha. This is awkward. Not you're                  awkward, but just because we're--                  I'm awkward. You're gorgeous.                      (did she just say that?)                  Wait, what?   Hans quickly gets to his feet and helps Anna up again.                            HANS                  I'd like to formally apologize for                  hitting the Princess of Arendelle                  with my horse...and for every                  moment after.                            ANNA                  No. No-no. It's fine. I'm not THAT                  Princess. I mean, if you'd hit my                  sister Elsa, that would be-- yeash!                  `Cuz, you know...                      (patting the horse)                  Hello.                            (MORE)                                                               19FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA (CONT'D)                      (to Hans)                  But, lucky you, it's-it's just me.                              HANS                  Just you?   Hans smiles, amused. She smiles back. The bells RING. She   doesn't notice at first; she's too busy drinking in Hans's   handsomeness.                            ANNA                  ...The bells. The coronation. I-I-I                  better go. I have to...I better go.   She hurries off, stops, turns back. Gives Hans a little wave.                              ANNA (CONT'D)                  Bye!   As she rushes off again, Hans waves back. The horse waves   too, once again taking his hoof out of the boat.                              HANS                  Oh no.   The boat falls, with Hans in it. SPLASH! It lands upside down   in the water. Hans raises it up off of him, gasping for air.                                                         CUT TO:   INT. CHURCH CHAPEL -- DAY   Elsa stands at the alter. Anna stands off to one side. She   peeks out to the audience.   Hans waves at her from the pews. He's changed his clothes.   The crown is placed on Elsa's head. The scepter and orb are   presented to Elsa on a pillow. She slowly reaches for them.                            BISHOP                      (a whisper)                  Your Majesty, the gloves.   Elsa hesitates. She breathes nervously, removes her gloves,   places them on the pillow. Her hands shake. She takes the orb   and scepter, then turns to the people.                            BISHOP (CONT'D)                      (formal, in Old Norse)                  Sehm hon HELL-drr IN-um HELL-gum                  AYG-num ok krund ee THES-um HELL-                  gah STAHTH, ehk teh frahm FUR-ear U-                  thear...                                                               20FROZEN - J. Lee   The scepter and orb start to freeze over.                            BISHOP (CONT'D)                  ...Queen Elsa of Arendelle.                            CROWD                  Queen Elsa of Arendelle.   Just in time. Elsa manages to set the orb and scepter back   down on the pillow before anyone notices the ice. She picks   up her gloves and slips them on. She made it.                                                        CUT TO:   INT. GREAT HALL -- NIGHT   Springy music fills the Great Hall. Guests dance. Eat. Laugh.   TRUMPETS SOUND.                            KAI                      (announcing)                  Queen Elsa of Arendelle.   Elsa enters, poised and looking surprisingly content. She   stands under a formal awning.                            KAI (CONT'D)                  Princess Anna of Arendelle!   Anna runs into the room, waves awkwardly. Kai ushers her over   to stand right next to Elsa.                            ANNA                  Here? Are you sure?   She and Elsa sneak awkward peeks at each other.                            ELSA                  ...Hi.                            ANNA                  Hi me...? Oh. Um. Hi.                            ELSA                  ...You look beautiful.                            ANNA                  Thank you. You look beautifuller. I                  mean, not fuller. You don't look                  fuller, but more beautiful.                                                            21FROZEN - J. Lee                               ELSA                  Thank you.   They look out at the celebration.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  So, this is what a party looks                  like?                            ANNA                  It's warmer than I thought.                            ELSA                  And what is that amazing smell?   They both close their eyes and inhale.                            ANNA AND ELSA (TOGETHER)                  ...Chocolate.   Their eyes pop open. They laugh.   Elsa looks back out at the party. Anna looks at Elsa. She   wants to say so much, but she can't think of where to start.   Just as she finds her way, Kai interrupts.                            KAI                  Your Majesty. The Duke of                  Weaseltown.                            DUKE                  Weselton. The Duke of Weselton.                      (to Elsa)                  Your Majesty, as your closest                  partner in trade, it seems only                  fitting that I offer you your first                  dance as queen.   The Duke does a funny flitter of his feet, a hitch-kick, and   a deep bow.                            DUKE (CONT'D)                      (whispers to himself)                  One, two, three. Jump.   As he holds out his hand, head down, his toupee dips forward.   Anna giggles. Elsa looks at Anna, stifles a giggle herself.                            ELSA                      (to the Duke)                  Thank you...only I don't dance.                                                               22FROZEN - J. Lee                            DUKE                      (offended)                  Oh...?                            ELSA                  But my sister does.                            ANNA                  What?                            DUKE                  Lucky you....                            ANNA                  Oh, I don't think--   The Duke grabs Anna's arm and yanks her away before she can   protest.                             DUKE                  If you swoon, let me know, I'll                  catch you.   Anna looks back at Elsa, desperately.                            ELSA                  Sorry.   OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR: The Duke showboats, but he's just   awful. Anna tries to make the best of it.                            DUKE                  Like an agile peacock... CLUCK-                  CLUGGLE-CLUCK!   He lands on her feet.                            ANNA                  Ow. Ow.                            DUKE                  Speaking of, so great to have the                  gates open. Why did they shut them                  in the first place? Do you know the                  reason? Hmm?   He gets in her face, suspicious.                            ANNA                  ...No.                                                                   23FROZEN - J. Lee                            DUKE                  Oh, all right. Hang on. They don't                  call me the little dipper for                  nothing.   He dips Anna back. Elsa peeks through the crowd, can barely   hold in her laughter. Anna shoots Elsa funny, help-me looks.                            DUKE (CONT'D)                      (groove fully on)                  Like a chicken...with the face of a                  monkey...I fly.                                                        JUMP CUT TO:   MOMENTS LATER...   Anna limps back to Elsa.                            DUKE (O.S.)                  Let me know when you're ready for                  another round, M'Lady.                            ELSA                  Well, he was sprightly.                            ANNA                      (rubbing her sore feet)                  Especially for a man in heels.                            ELSA                  Are you okay?                            ANNA                      (loving Elsa's attention)                  I've never been better. This is so                  nice. I wish it could be like this                  all the time.                             ELSA                      (sincere)                  Me too....   But then Elsa catches herself. She stiffens up, looks away.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  But it can't.                            ANNA                  Why not? If--                            ELSA                  It just can't.                                                                24FROZEN - J. Lee   Anna's smile drops. She tries not to get emotional.                            ANNA                  Excuse me for a minute.   She walks away. Elsa watches her go, saddened.   Moving through the crowd, Anna gets bumped by a bowing man's   butt. She falls. Just before she hits the floor, Hans catches   her. He smiles perfectly.                            HANS                  Glad I caught you.                               ANNA                  Hans.   He smoothly sets his drink down on a passing tray. He lifts   her up and leads her in a romantic dance.                                                     DISSOLVE TO:   LATER: Anna and Hans drink and chat.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  I often had the whole parlor to                  myself to slide... Oops. Sorry.   She hits him in the face by mistake with her hand. He laughs.                                                     DISSOLVE TO:   -THE CASTLE DOORS: Anna and Hans stroll out of the castle.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  ...Your physique helps I'm sure.                                                     DISSOLVE TO:   -THE ROSE GARDEN... Hans notices her white streak.                            HANS                      (about her white streak)                  What's this?                            ANNA                  I was born with it, although I                  dreamt I was kissed by a troll.                               HANS                  I like it.                                                     DISSOLVE TO:                                                       25FROZEN - J. Lee   EXT. BALCONY -- NIGHT   Anna teaches Hans how to eat krumkake.                            ANNA                  Yeah, the whole thing! You got it.   They laugh as the krumkake crumbles in his face.                            ANNA(CONT'D)                  Okay wait, wait. So you have how                  many brothers?                            HANS                  Twelve older brothers. Three of                  them pretended I was invisible...                  literally...for two years.                            ANNA                  That's horrible.                            HANS                  It's what brothers do.                            ANNA                  ...And sisters. Elsa and I were                  really close when we were little.                  But then, one day she just shut me                  out, and I never knew why.   He takes her hand. Leans in close.                            HANS                  I would never shut you out.                            ANNA                  Okay, can I just say something                  crazy?                            HANS                  I love crazy.                           "Love is an Open Door"                            ANNA                      (singing)                  ALL MY LIFE HAS BEEN A SERIES OF                  DOORS IN MY FACE.                  AND THEN SUDDENLY I BUMP INTO YOU.                            HANS                  I was thinking the same thing,                  because like. . .                            (MORE)                                                               26FROZEN - J. Lee                            HANS (CONT'D)                  I'VE BEEN SEARCHING MY WHOLE LIFE                  TO FIND MY OWN PLACE.                  AND MAYBE IT'S THE PARTY TALKING,                  OR THE CHOCOLATE FONDUE.                            ANNA                  BUT WITH YOU-                            HANS                  BUT WITH YOU,                  I FOUND MY PLACE.                            ANNA                  I SEE YOUR FACE.                            BOTH                  AND IT'S NOTHING LIKE I'VE EVER                  KNOWN BEFORE.   They jump to the neighboring balcony and enter a door.   They come out on top of one of the castle's towers.                            BOTH (CONT'D)                  LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR!                  LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR!   Cut to them sliding across an empty hallway in their socks.                            BOTH (CONT'D)                  LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR                              ANNA                  WITH YOU!                              HANS                  WITH YOU!                              ANNA                  WITH YOU!                              HANS                  WITH YOU!                            BOTH                  LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR.   They hop up on the castle roof and watch a shooting star.                            HANS                  I MEAN IT'S CRAZY.                              ANNA                  What?                                                            27FROZEN - J. Lee                            HANS                  WE FINISH EACH OTHER'S-                            ANNA                  SANDWICHES!                            HANS                  That's what I was gonna say!   They slide down the back of the roof out of sight.   We next find them strutting on a bridge ledge.                            ANNA                  I'VE NEVER MET SOMEONE-                            BOTH                  WHO THINKS SO MUCH LIKE ME.                            BOTH (SPOKEN) (CONT'D)                  Jinx.. . .jinx again.   Are they doing the robot? No. They're imitating the   mechanical figures on the clock tower.                            BOTH (CONT'D)                  OUR MENTAL SYNCHRONIZATION                  CAN HAVE BUT ONE EXPLANATION,                            HANS                  YOU-                            ANNA                  AND I-                            HANS                  WERE-                            ANNA                  JUST-                            BOTH                  MEANT TO BE.   Anna and Hans dance on top of the lighthouse and cast dancing   shadows across the sails of ships in the docks.                            ANNA                  SAY GOODBYE-                            HANS                  SAY GOODBYE-                                                               28FROZEN - J. Lee                            BOTH                  TO THE PAIN OF THE PAST.                            BOTH (CONT'D)                  WE DON'T HAVE TO FEEL IT ANYMORE!                  LOVE IS AN OPEN-   They play hide and seek amongst the stable doors.                            BOTH (CONT'D)                  DOOR! LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR!   They climb to the waterfall looking out over the kingdom.   Anna raises up her hands to frame the moon. Hans puts his   hands on top of hers. Together their hands form a heart.                            BOTH (CONT'D)                  LIFE CAN BE SO MUCH MORE-                              ANNA                  WITH YOU!                              HANS                  WITH YOU!                              ANNA                  WITH YOU!                              HANS                  WITH YOU!                            BOTH                  LOVE IS AN OPEN                              HANS                  DOOR.                              ANNA                  DOOR.                            HANS                  Can I say something crazy...? Will                  you marry me?                            ANNA                  Can I just say something even                  crazier? Yes.                                                       CUT TO:                                                              29FROZEN - J. Lee   INT. BALL -- NIGHT   Anna pushes through the crowd towards Elsa, Hans in tow.                            ANNA                  Oops! Pardon. Sorry. Can we just                  get around you there? Thank you.                  Oh, there she is. Elsa!   Elsa turns to Anna. Anna curtseys awkwardly.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  I mean...Queen.... Me again. Um.                  May I present Prince Hans of the                  Southern Isles.                            HANS                      (bowing)                  Your Majesty.   Elsa gives a polite but reserved curtsey.                            ANNA                  We would like--                            HANS                  --your blessing--                            ANNA                  --of--                            ANNA/HANS                  --our marriage!                            ELSA                  Marriage...?                            ANNA                  Yes!                            ELSA                  I'm sorry, I'm confused.                            ANNA                  Well, we haven't worked out all the                  details ourselves. We'll need a few                  days to plan the ceremony. Of                  course we'll have soup, roast, and                  ice cream and then--                  Wait. Would we live here?                            ELSA                  Here?                                                         30FROZEN - J. Lee                            HANS                  Absolutely!                            ELSA                  Anna--                            ANNA                  Oh, we can invite all twelve of                  your brothers to stay with us--                            ELSA                  What? No, no, no, no, no.                            ANNA                  Of course we have the room. I don't                  know. Some of them must--                            ELSA                  Wait. Slow down. No one's brothers                  are staying here. No one is getting                  married.                            ANNA                  Wait, what?                            ELSA                  May I talk to you, please. Alone.   Anna sees Hans's worried face. Hooks arms with him.                            ANNA                  No. Whatever you have to say, you-                  you can say to both of us.                            ELSA                  Fine. You can't marry a man you                  just met.                            ANNA                  You can if it's true love.                            ELSA                  Anna, what do you know about true                  love?                            ANNA                  More than you. All you know is how                  to shut people out.                            ELSA                  You asked for my blessing, but my                  answer is no. Now, excuse me.                                                              31FROZEN - J. Lee                            HANS                  Your Majesty, if I may ease your--                             ELSA                      (flustered)                  No, you may not. And I-I think you                  should go.   Elsa walks away. As she passes the Royal Handler--                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  The party is over. Close the gates.                            ANNA                  What? Elsa, no. No, wait!   Anna grabs Elsa's hand. She pulls off Elsa's glove. Elsa   gasps, spins around and reaches for the glove in panic.                            ELSA                  Give me my glove!   Anna holds the glove away from Elsa.                            ANNA                      (desperate)                  Elsa, please. Please. I can't live                  like this anymore.   Elsa fights tears.                             ELSA                      (weak)                  ...Then leave.   Elsa sees Anna's hurt face. It's too much. She can't hold it   in. She turns and rushes away.                            ANNA                      (heartbroken)                  ...What did I ever do to you?!   The party goes silent as everyone watches the sisters.                            ELSA                  Enough, Anna.                            ANNA                  No. Why? Why do you shut me out?!                  Why do you shut the world out?!                  What are you so afraid of?!                            ELSA                  I said, enough!                                                              32FROZEN - J. Lee   Ice shoots from Elsa's hand, spikes across the floor! Guests   cry out in shock, back away.                            DUKE                      (ducking behind his men)                  ...Sorcery. I knew there was                  something dubious going on here.                             ANNA                  Elsa...?   Elsa rushes out of the room.                                                        CUT TO:   EXT. COURTYARD -- NIGHT   Elsa bursts out of the castle door. The CITIZENS CHEER!                            CROWD                  There she is. Your Majesty! Long                  live the Queen! Queen Elsa.... Come                  drink with us.   Elsa ducks through the crowd, holding her bare hand.                            BOWING TOWNSMAN                  Queen Elsa.                            TOWNSWOMAN WITH BABY                  Your Majesty? Are you all right?   Elsa backs away from the baby. She knocks into the fountain,   grabs its edge. The waters freeze at her touch.   GASPS of shock and fear sweep over the crowd.   The Duke and thugs come out the door.                            DUKE                  There she is! Stop her!                             ELSA                      (to the Duke)                  Please, just stay away from me.                  Stay away!   Magic accidentally shoots from her hand and turns the   staircase into ice. The thugs and the Duke fall.                            DUKE                  Monster.... Monster!                                                            33FROZEN - J. Lee   The crowd panics.   A snowstorm begins. Elsa flees.   Anna runs out of the palace doors, carrying the glove.                            ANNA                  Elsa!   Hans follows closely behind her.   GATES TO THE KINGDOM: Elsa runs out of the gates and down to   the water's edge. The shoreline freezes under her feet.   Anna calls to her from the gates.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  Elsa! Wait, please!   Elsa glances back at Anna, but turns away. She tentatively   steps out onto the fjord. It freezes instantly. She breaks   into a run, as the water freezes over with each step.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  Elsa, stop!   Anna rushes out onto the fjord ice, slips, falls.                            HANS                  Anna!   Hans rushes to Anna's side.   Elsa reaches the far shore. She doesn't look back. She just   scrambles into the mountains.                            ANNA                  No.                            HANS                      (shocked)                  Look.... The fjord.   The ice spreads out until the entire fjord is frozen, locking   the ships in place.   INT. CASTLE COURTYARD -- NIGHT   Snow falls. Hans and Anna move through the panicking crowd.                            CROWD WALLAH                  Snow? It's...snow...in July.                                                             34FROZEN - J. Lee                            HANS                  ...Are you all right?                              ANNA                        (in shock)                  No.                            HANS                  Did you know?                              ANNA                  No.   Nearby, the Duke flutters about in fright.                            DUKE                  Look! It's snowing! It's snowing!                  The Queen has cursed this land! She                  must be stopped!                      (to his thugs)                  You have to go after her.   Anna rushes up to the Duke.                              ANNA                  Wait, no!   The Duke hides behind his thugs and points out at Anna.                            DUKE                  You! Is there sorcery in you, too?                  Are you a monster, too?                            ANNA                  No. No. I'm completely ordinary.                            HANS                  That's right she is...                      (realizing how that                       sounds)                  ...in the best way.                            ANNA                  ...And my sister's not a monster.                            DUKE                  She nearly killed me.                            HANS                  You slipped on ice.                              DUKE                  Her ice!                                                            35FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                  It was an accident. She was scared.                  She didn't mean it. She didn't mean                  any of this.... Tonight was my                  fault. I pushed her. So I'm the one                  that needs to go after her.                            DUKE                  Yes. Fine. Do.                            HANS                  What?                            ANNA                      (to the Royal Handler)                  Bring me my horse, please.                            HANS                  Anna, no. It's too dangerous.                            ANNA                  Elsa's not dangerous. I'll bring                  her back, and I'll make this right.   The Royal Handler brings Anna her horse and a cloak.                            HANS                  I'm coming with you.                             ANNA                  No, I need you here to take care of                  Arendelle.   He sees the desperation in her eyes.                            HANS                  ...On my honor.   She throws on the cloak and hops right onto the horse,   coronation dress and all.                            ANNA                      (to the crowd)                  I leave Prince Hans in charge!                            HANS                      (before letting her go)                  Are you sure you can trust her? I                  don't want you getting hurt.                            ANNA                  She's my sister; she would never                  hurt me.                                                            36FROZEN - J. Lee   She snaps the reins and rides out. Hans watches after her.   The snow picks up and overtakes our view. We push through a   blizzard...lose our way...then finds ourselves...   EXT. HIGH UP IN THE MOUNTAINS -- NIGHT   Well above the snow-line, a small figure climbs the highest   peak. It's Elsa. Finally, she stops, looks around. Catches   her breath and sings...                                "Let It Go"                            ELSA                  THE SNOW GLOWS WHITE                  ON THE MOUNTAIN TONIGHT,                  NOT A FOOTPRINT TO BE SEEN.                  A KINGDOM OF ISOLATION                  AND IT LOOKS LIKE I'M THE QUEEN.                  THE WIND IS HOWLING                  LIKE THIS SWIRLING STORM INSIDE.                  COULDN'T KEEP IT IN,                  HEAVEN KNOWS I TRIED. . .                  DON'T LET THEM IN,                  DON'T LET THEM SEE,                  BE THE GOOD GIRL YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO                  BE.                  CONCEAL,                  DON'T FEEL,                  DON'T LET THEM KNOW.                  WELL, NOW THEY KNOW.   Elsa takes off her glove and throws it into the air.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  LET IT GO. LET IT GO.                  CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE.   Elsa creates a snowman, just like the one she made with Anna   when they were children.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  LET IT GO. LET IT GO.                  TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOOR.                  I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO                  SAY.                  LET THE STORM RAGE ON.                  THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY.   Elsa lets her cape fly back into the wind.                                                            37FROZEN - J. Lee                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  IT'S FUNNY HOW SOME DISTANCE                  MAKES EVERYTHING SEEM SMALL.                  AND THE FEARS THAT ONCE CONTROLLED ME                  CAN'T GET TO ME AT ALL.                  IT'S TIME TO SEE                  WHAT I CAN DO,                  TO TEST THE LIMITS AND BREAK THROUGH.                  NO RIGHT, NO WRONG,                  NO RULES FOR ME...I'M FREE!   Elsa creates ice steps and climbs them.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  LET IT GO! LET IT GO!                  I AM ONE WITH THE WIND AND SKY.                  LET IT GO! LET IT GO!                  YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME CRY.                  HERE I STAND AND HERE I'LL STAY.   Elsa slams her foot down and forms a giant snowflake.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  LET THE STORM RAGE ON....   In a flurry of creative release, she raises the snowflake on   ice beams, builds walls, archways, a glistening chandelier,   and an intricate ceiling that leaves the sky visible.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  MY POWER FLURRIES THROUGH THE AIR                  INTO THE GROUND.                  MY SOUL IS SPIRALING IN FROZEN                  FRACTALS ALL AROUND.                  AND ONE THOUGHT CRYSTALLIZES LIKE                  AN ICY BLAST-   Standing firmly in her mighty ice palace, Elsa removes her   crown and throws it.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  I'M NEVER GOING BACK,                  (back to resolve)                  THE PAST IS IN THE PAST!   She takes down her hair and creates a new dress made of ice.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  LET IT GO! LET IT GO!                  AND I'LL RISE LIKE THE BREAK OF DAWN.                  LET IT GO! LET IT GO!   The sun rises. Elsa struts onto out onto a balcony and into   the light. She's free.                                                                  38FROZEN - J. Lee                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  THAT PERFECT GIRL IS GONE.                  HERE I STAND IN THE LIGHT OF DAY.                  LET THE STORM RAGE ON!!                  THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY.   She turns and slams her ice palace door on us.                                                           CUT TO:   EXT. THE FJORD FOREST -- DAY   Anna rides her horse through two feet of snow. She shivers.                            ANNA                      (shivering)                  Elsa! Elsa! It's me, Anna...your                  sister who didn't mean to make you                  freeze the summer. I'm sorry. It's                  all my f-f-f-f-f-f-fault.                                                       DISSOLVE TO:   LATER: Anna and the horse struggle through a wooded area.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                      (hearing a wolf howl)                  Of course, none of this would have                  happened if she'd just told me her                  secret...ha...she's a stinker.   A branch of a nearby tree snaps and startles the horse. Anna   goes flying off, lands face down in the snow. She sits up.   Spits out snow. Sees the horse running away.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  Oh no. No. No. No. Come back. No.                  No. No. No.... Oooo-kay.   He doesn't come back. Anna grabs onto a branch of a leaning   conifer, tries to pull herself to her feet, but the tree   snaps upright and releases all its snow onto her. GROAN.                                                       DISSOLVE TO:   EXT. MOUNTAIN -- NIGHT   The Northern Lights shine as Anna struggles, out of breath,   reaching the top of a hill.                                                            39FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                  Snow, it had to be snow, she                  couldn't have had tr-tr-tropical                  magic that covered the f-f-fjords                  in white sand and warm --   She sees smoke rising up in the distance.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  Fire! WHOA!   Anna goes tumbling down the hill. She lands with a crash in   an icy stream at the bottom.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                      (from inside the snowball)                  Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold...   EXT. A SMALL BUILDING AND STABLE -- NIGHT   Anna shuffles up to the building, her dress frozen stiff. She   shakes the snow off a sign and reads:                            ANNA                  Wandering Oaken's Trading Post.   Snow drops off a smaller sign. She reads it, happily.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  Ooh! And Sauna...   INT. WANDERING OAKEN'S TRADING POST & SAUNA -- NIGHT   Anna steps cautiously through the door--which hits her frozen   butt and knocks her into the center of the shop. She looks   around, sees only summer supplies.                             OAKEN (O.S.)                  Hoo hoo.   Anna turns to see a bright-faced fellow sitting low behind   the counter, fingers tapping tip to tip.                            OAKEN (CONT'D)                  Big summer blow out. Half off                  swimming suits, clogs, and a sun                  balm of my own invention, yah?                            ANNA                  Oh, great. For now, how about                  boots. Winter boots...and dresses?                                                            40FROZEN - J. Lee                            OAKEN                      (slight disappointment)                  That would be in our winter                  department.   The winter department contains one outfit, a pick ax, and a   lonely pair of boots.                            ANNA                  Oh. Um, I was just wondering; has                  another young woman, the Queen                  perhaps, I don't know, passed                  through here?   She brings the clothes and boots to the counter.                            OAKEN                  Only one crazy enough to be out in                  this storm is you, dear?   The front door suddenly blows open and in walks a mass of a   man covered in ice. Underneath is KRISTOFF.                            OAKEN (CONT'D)                  You and this fellow.... Hoo hoo.                  Big summer blow out.   Kristoff walks right up to Anna.                            KRISTOFF                      (in her face)                  Carrots.                            ANNA                  Huh?                            KRISTOFF                  Behind you.                            ANNA                  Oh, right. Excuse me.   Anna moves out of Kristoff's way. He grabs a bunch of   carrots, tosses them on the counter, then moves through the   place, gathering other supplies.                            OAKEN                      (to Kristoff)                  A real howler in July, yah? Where                  ever could it be coming from?                            KRISTOFF                  The North Mountain.                                                            41FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                      (to herself)                  North Mountain.   Kristoff brings his supplies to the counter. Oaken counts on   his fingertips.                            OAKEN                  That'll be forty.                            KRISTOFF                  Forty? No, ten.                            OAKEN                      (sweet as pie)                  Oh dear, that's no good. See these                  are from our winter stock, where                  supply and demand have a big                  problem.                            KRISTOFF                  You want to talk about a supply and                  demand problem? I sell ice for a                  living.   Kristoff motions out the window, where we see the blocks of   ice on his sled, covered in snow.                            ANNA                  Ooh, that's a rough business to be                  in right now. I mean, that is                  really...                      (he shoots her a look)                  Ahem. That's unfortunate.                            OAKEN                  Still forty. But I will throw in a                  visit to Oaken's sauna. Hoo hoo!                  Hi, family.   Kristoff and Anna turn to see a naked family waving through   the window of the steaming sauna.                             NAKED FAMILY                  Hoo hoo!                            KRISTOFF                  ...Ten's all I got. Help me out.                            OAKEN                      (isolating the carrots)                  Ten will get you this and no more.   Kristoff seethes. Stalemate.                                                               42FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                  Okay, just tell me one thing; what                  was happening on the North                  Mountain? Did it seem magical?   Kristoff pulls down his scarf and gives Anna a firm answer.                            KRISTOFF                  Yes! Now, back up while I deal with                  this crook here.   Oaken stands up, revealing his seven-foot stature.                            OAKEN                  What did you call me?   EXT. WANDERING OAKEN'S TRADING POST AND SAUNA -- NIGHT   Oaken stomps out the door, carrying Kristoff with one arm.                            KRISTOFF                  Okay. Okay, I'm- Ow! Whoa!   Oaken throws Kristoff, who face-plants in the snow.                             OAKEN                  Bye bye.   Oaken slams the door. Kristoff sits up. His reindeer, Sven,   canters over, snorts, and nudges him, expectantly.                            KRISTOFF                  No Sven, I didn't get your carrots.   Sven huffs in his face. Kristoff turns away and sees   something. He points to a dilapidated barn.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  But I did find us a place to sleep.                  And it's free.   INT. WANDERING OAKEN'S TRADING POST AND SAUNA -- NIGHT   Anna stands watching Oaken and all his great height as he   squeezes behind the counter and sits down low again.                            OAKEN                      (teddy bear)                  I'm sorry about this violence. I                  will add a quart of lutefisk, so                  we'll have good feelings. Just the                  outfit and boots, yah?                                                                 43FROZEN - J. Lee   Anna looks between Kristoff's supplies and the door.                                                           CUT TO:   INT. OAKEN'S STABLES - NIGHT   Kristoff, now unfrozen, relaxes on a bed of hay, playing his   lute and singing to (and for) Sven.                    "Reindeer(s) are Better than People"                            KRISTOFF                  REINDEERS ARE BETTER THAN PEOPLE.                  SVEN, DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S TRUE?                             KRISTOFF (AS SVEN) (CONT'D)                      (throwing his voice)                  YEAH, PEOPLE WILL BEAT YOU & CURSE                  YOU & CHEAT YOU.                  EVERY ONE OF EM'S BAD, EXCEPT YOU.                      (speaking)                  Oh, thanks, Buddy.                      (singing, as Kristoff)                  BUT PEOPLE SMELL BETTER THAN                  REINDEERS.                  SVEN, DON'T YOU THINK I'M RIGHT?                      (As Sven)                  THAT'S ONCE AGAIN TRUE,                  FOR ALL EXCEPT YOU.                      (As Kristoff)                  YOU GOT ME. LET'S CALL IT A NIGHT.                      (As Sven)                  GOOD NIGHT.                      (As Kristoff)                  DON'T LET THE FROSTBITE BITE.   The door opens. Anna enters.                               ANNA                  Nice duet.   Kristoff sits up with a start...sees who it is.                            KRISTOFF                  Oh, it's just you. What do you                  want?                            ANNA                  I want you to take me up the North                  Mountain.                                                                   44FROZEN - J. Lee                            KRISTOFF                  I don't take people places.   He lays back down, closes his eyes.                            ANNA                  Let me rephrase that...   A sack of supplies lands in Kristoff's lap.                            KRISTOFF                  Umph.   He sits up. Looks in the bag.                            ANNA                  Take me up the North Mountain....                  Please.   He eyes her. He clearly doesn't take orders.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  Look, I know how to stop this                  winter.   He considers, lies back down, pulls his hat over his eyes.                            KRISTOFF                  We leave at dawn.... And you forgot                  the carrots for Sven.   A bag of carrots hits Kristoff in the face.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Ugh!                            ANNA                  Oops. Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. I                  didn't--                      (catching herself)                  We leave now. Right now.   She steps back outside and waits, anxiously. Annoyed,   Kristoff offers Sven a carrot. Sven has a bite. Then Kristoff   has a bite, contemplating.                                                        SLAM CUT TO:   EXT. MOUNTAIN HIGH -- NIGHT   Sven races, top speed, up a narrow cliff, pulling the sled,   which skids precariously. Kristoff mans the reins. Anna sits   beside him.                                                            45FROZEN - J. Lee                            KRISTOFF                      (trying to scare Anna)                  Hang on! We like to go fast!                            ANNA                      (fearless)                  I like fast!   Anna leans back and puts her feet up on the dashboard.                            KRISTOFF                  Whoa, whoa! Get your feet down.   He pushes her feet down.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  This is fresh lacquer. Seriously,                  were you raised in a barn?   Kristoff spits on the dash to clean it. The spit flies back   and hits Anna in the face.                            ANNA                      (grossed out)                  Ew. No, I was raised in a castle.   She wipes off her face.                            KRISTOFF                  So tell me, what made the Queen go                  all ice-crazy?                            ANNA                  ...Oh well, it was all my fault. I                  got engaged but then she freaked                  out because I'd only just met him,                  you know, that day. And she said                  she wouldn't bless the marriage--                            KRISTOFF                  Wait. You got engaged to someone                  you just met?                            ANNA                  Yeah. Anyway, I got mad and so she                  got mad and then she tried to walk                  away, and I grabbed her glove--                            KRISTOFF                  Hang on. You mean to tell me you                  got engaged to someone you just                  met?!                                                            46FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                  Yes. Pay attention. But the thing                  is she wore the gloves all the                  time, so I just thought, maybe she                  has a thing about dirt.                            KRISTOFF                  Didn't your parents ever warn you                  about strangers?   Anna eyes Kristoff up and down, then slides away from him.                            ANNA                  Yes, they did.... But Hans is not a                  stranger.                            KRISTOFF                  Oh yeah? What's his last name?                            ANNA                  ...Of-the-Southern-Isles?                            KRISTOFF                  What's his favorite food?                            ANNA                  ...Sandwiches.                            KRISTOFF                  Best friend's name?                            ANNA                  Probably John.                               KRISTOFF                  Eye color.                               ANNA                  Dreamy.                            KRISTOFF                  Foot size...?                            ANNA                  Foot size doesn't matter.                            KRISTOFF                  Have you had a meal with him yet?                  What if you hate the way he eats?                  What if you hate the way he picks                  his nose?                            ANNA                  Picks his nose?                                                            47FROZEN - J. Lee                            KRISTOFF                  And eats it.                            ANNA                  Excuse me, sir. He's a prince.                            KRISTOFF                  All men do it.                             ANNA                  Ew. Look it doesn't matter; it's                  true love.                            KRISTOFF                  Doesn't sound like true love.                            ANNA                  Are you some sort of love expert?                            KRISTOFF                  No. But I have friends who are.                            ANNA                  You have friends who are love                  experts.... I'm not buying it.   Sven suddenly stops, ears perked in alarm.                            KRISTOFF                      (to Anna)                  Stop talking.                            ANNA                  No, no, no. I'd like to meet these--   Kristoff clamps his hand over Anna's mouth.                            KRISTOFF                  I mean it. SHHH.   Kristoff stands, looks into the dark woods surrounding them.   Sensing something behind them, he holds up his lantern. Its   light reflects off...EYES. Several.                            KRISTOFF(CONT'D)                  Sven, go. Go!   Sven takes off.                            ANNA                  What are they?                            KRISTOFF                  Wolves.                                                              48FROZEN - J. Lee   Flashes of white dart through the woods. Kristoff hops into   the back of the sled, grabs a torch. Lights it.                            ANNA                  Wolves. What do we do?                            KRISTOFF                  I've got this. You just...don't                  fall off and don't get eaten.                            ANNA                  But I wanna help.                             KRISTOFF                  No.                             ANNA                  Why not?                             KRISTOFF                  Because I don't trust your                  judgement.                            ANNA                  Excuse me?!   A wolf jumps at them, but Kristoff kicks it off.                            KRISTOFF                  Who marries a man she just met?   Anna grabs the lute, swings it right at Kristoff's head.                            ANNA                  It's true love!   He screams, as she...BAM!...swings past Kristoff and knocks a   wolf away.                            KRISTOFF                      (shocked)                  Whoa.   Just then Kristoff is yanked off the sled by another wolf.   The torch goes flying. Anna catches it, shocked.                            ANNA                  Christopher!   Kristoff grabs onto a loose rope hanging from the back of the   sled and holds on for dear life as he's dragged behind.                            KRISTOFF                  It's Kristoff!                                                               49FROZEN - J. Lee   A wolf jumps on Kristoff's back.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  AH!   Anna thinks fast, uses the torch to light a blanket on fire.                            ANNA                  Duck!   Anna throws the flaming blanket right at him. He ducks. The   blanket hits the wolves. They tumble off Kristoff.                            KRISTOFF                  You almost set me on fire!   Anna reaches out a hand, pulls Kristoff back onto the sled.                            ANNA                  But I didn't.   Sven cries out. There is a massive gorge ahead.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  Get ready to jump, Sven!                            KRISTOFF                  You don't tell him what to do!   Kristoff shoves a satchel into her arms then scoops her up.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  I do!   Kristoff tosses Anna onto Sven, then unhooks Sven's harness   from the sled.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Jump, Sven!   Sven jumps the gorge with Anna on his back.   Kristoff goes flying off behind them, still on the sled.   Anna and Sven land safely on the other side of the gorge.   Kristoff's sled loses momentum. It's not going to make it. He   leaps off. He flaps his arms, claws at the air.   He slams into the snowy edge of the cliff. Hanging by his   hands, he looks down to see his sled hit the ground far below   and burst into flames.                                                            50FROZEN - J. Lee                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                      (shocked sadness)                  ...But I just paid it off.   Suddenly, he starts to slip. He claws at the loose snow, but   it's clearly hopeless. He's going down.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Uh-oh. No, no, no.   To make matters worse, an AXE comes flying right at his face.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  AH! NO, NO, NO!   The axe slams into the snow, inches from his nose.                             ANNA (O.S.)                  Grab on!   Kristoff grabs on.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  Pull, Sven! Pull!   REVEAL: The axe is tied to a rope, then wrapped around Sven.   Anna helps Sven pull Kristoff to safety.   Kristoff rolls onto his back, exhausted. Anna peeks down at   the burning sled.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  Whoa.... I'll replace your sled and                  everything in it.   Kristoff groans.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  And I understand if you don't want                  to help me anymore.   Anna walks off, sadly. Sven comes over and nuzzles Kristoff.                            KRISTOFF                  Of course I don't want to help her                  anymore. In fact, this whole thing                  has ruined me for helping anyone                  ever again.                            KRISTOFF (AS SVEN) (CONT'D)                  But she'll die on her own.                            KRISTOFF (AS SELF) (CONT'D)                  I can live with that.                                                                51FROZEN - J. Lee   Through their conversation, they watch Anna go the wrong   way...turn, go the other wrong way, turn, trip...                            KRISTOFF (AS SVEN) (CONT'D)                  But you won't get your new sled if                  she's dead.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                      (knowing he's got a point)                  ...You know sometimes I really                  don't like you.   Sven licks Kristoff happily.                            KRISTOFF (AS SELF) (CONT'D)                      (to Anna)                  Hold up. We're coming?!                            ANNA                      (excited)                  You are?!                      (catching herself)                  I mean, sure. I'll let you tag                  along.                                                     DISSOLVE TO:   EXT. SHARP MOUNTAIN RIDGE -- DAWN   Kristoff, Sven and Anna walk on a narrow rim of a mountain.                                                     DISSOLVE TO:   EXT. MOUNTAIN FOREST CLEARING -- DAY   As they step out of the thick trees, Anna catches sight of   something far below.                               ANNA                  Arendelle.                            KRISTOFF                  It's completely frozen.                            ANNA                  ...But it'll be fine. Elsa will                  thaw it.                               KRISTOFF                  Will she?                                                                 52FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                      (uncertain)                  ...Yeah. Now come on. This way to                  the North Mountain?   She points straight ahead.                            KRISTOFF                  More like this way.   He points her finger up towards a perilously mighty mountain.                                                      DISSOLVE TO:   INT. FROZEN WILLOW TREES -- DAY   Anna, Kristoff, and Sven walk beneath frozen willows. The   hanging branches glisten like Christmas lights. Sven knocks   them with his antlers. They tinkle like chimes.                             ANNA                  I never knew winter could be so                  beautiful.   Suddenly, a voice comes in from nowhere. We'll call that   voice OLAF.                            OLAF (O.S.)                  YEAH...It really is beautiful,                  isn't it? But it's so white. You                  know, how about a little color?                  Must we bleach the joy out of it                  all? I'm thinking like maybe some                  crimson, chartreuse...   While this is going on, Anna and Kristoff look around for the   source of the rambling. They look at Sven - could he actually   be talking? Sven looks back at them, his antlers tangled in   branches, just as baffled as they are.   In the meantime, a nose-less snowman, Olaf, wanders up behind   them.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  How `bout yellow--no, not yellow.                  Yellow and snow? Brrrr...no go.   He stops between Kristoff and Anna. They look down at him.   How did he get there? He suddenly looks up at Anna.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  Am I right?                                                               53FROZEN - J. Lee   Anna SCREAMS! Reflexes take over and she kicks Olaf's head,   sending it flying off his body and into Kristoff's arms.                              OLAF (CONT'D)                        (cheery, to Kristoff)                  Hi!                            KRISTOFF                  You're creepy.   Kristoff tosses the head back to Anna and they commence a   game of hot potato.                            ANNA                  I don't want it!                            KRISTOFF                  Backatchya!                            OLAF                  Please don't drop me.                              ANNA                  Don't!                            KRISTOFF                  Come on, it's just a head.                              ANNA                  No!   Olaf's body runs at Anna, arms waving.                            OLAF (O.S.)                  All right, we got off to a bad                  start.                            ANNA                  Ew, ew, the body!   Anna slams Olaf's head back on the body, upside down. Olaf   smiles happily, then looks confused.                            OLAF                  Wait, what am I looking at right                  now? Why are you hanging off the                  earth like a bat?                            ANNA                      (sympathetic)                  ...Okay. Wait one second.   Anna kneels in front of Olaf and rights his head.                                                               54FROZEN - J. Lee                            OLAF                  Oooh! Thank you!                            ANNA                  You're welcome.                            OLAF                  Now I'm perfect.   She looks over his innocent face, gets an idea.                            ANNA                  Well, almost.   She digs into Kristoff's satchel, holds up a carrot just as   Olaf turns toward her. The carrot accidentally slams all the   way through his head.                            OLAF                  Woo! Head rush!                            ANNA                  Oh! Too hard. I'm sorry! I-I, I was                  just.... Are you okay?   Olaf sees a tiny piece of carrot sticking out between his   eyes. He lights up.                            OLAF                  Are you kidding me? I am wonderful!                  I've always wanted a nose.                      (going cross-eyed to look                       at his tiny nose)                  So cute. It's like a little baby                  unicorn.   Anna reaches behind Olaf to the bulk of the carrot sticking   out the back of his head, and pushes it forward.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  What? Hey! Whoa.                      (seeing his now big nose)                  Oh, I love it even more! Hah....                  All right, let's start this thing                  over. Hi everyone. I'm Olaf. And I                  like warm hugs.   Olaf opens his arms wide to Anna. That triggers a memory. It   takes her a moment to place it, but then she does.                            ANNA                  Olaf?...That's right, Olaf.                                                            55FROZEN - J. Lee                            OLAF                  ...And you are?                            ANNA                  Oh, um...I'm Anna.                            OLAF                  And who's the funky-looking donkey                  over there?                            ANNA                  That's Sven.                            OLAF                  Uh-huh. And who's the reindeer?                               ANNA                  ...Sven.   Olaf looks from Kristoff to Sven, confused.                            OLAF                  Oh. They're--oh, okay....                      (accepting it)                  Makes things easier for me.   Sven tries to bite Olaf's nose.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  Ha. Aw, look at him tryin' to kiss                  my nose.                      (gushes)                  I like you, too!                            ANNA                  Olaf, did Elsa build you?                               OLAF                  Yeah. Why?   Curious, Kristoff takes one of Olaf's twig arms off, studies   it. It seems to be moving in sync with his other arm.                            ANNA                  Do you know where she is?                            KRISTOFF                      (studying the arm)                  Fascinating...                               OLAF                  Yeah. Why?                                                                   56FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                  Do you think you could show us the                  way?                               OLAF                  Yeah. Why?                            KRISTOFF                      (bending the arm)                  How does this work?   Olaf's dismembered arm slaps Kristoff across the face.                             OLAF                  Stop it, Sven. Trying to focus                  here.                      (to Anna)                  Yeah, why?                            KRISTOFF                  I'll tell you why. We need Elsa to                  bring back summer.                            OLAF                      (shocked)                  Summer?                      (sinking into wistfulness)                  Oh, I don't know why but I've                  always loved the idea of summer,                  and sun, and all things hot.                            KRISTOFF                  Really? I'm guessing you don't have                  much experience with heat.                            OLAF                  Nope. But sometimes I like to close                  my eyes and imagine what it'd be                  like when summer does come.                                                        DISSOLVE TO:   OLAF'S FANTASY WORLD -- PERFECT SUMMER DAY   Olaf walks through a grassy meadow with the sun shining   behind him. He SINGS.                                "In Summer"                            OLAF                  BEES'LL BUZZ / KIDS'LL BLOW                  DANDELION FUZZ / AND I'LL BE DOING                  WHATEVER SNOW DOES IN SUMMER.                                                            57FROZEN - J. Lee   -Olaf now lies in the sand on a beach.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  A DRINK IN MY HAND / MY SNOW UP                  AGAINST THE BURNING SAND / PROB'LY                  GETTING GORGEOUSLY TANNED IN                  SUMMER.   -Olaf sails in a boat.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  I'LL FINALLY SEE A SUMMER BREEZE /                  BLOW AWAY A WINTER STORM /   -Olaf floats in the water. All his pieces begin to separate.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  AND FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS TO SOLID                  WATER / WHEN IT GETS WARM.   -Olaf tumbles on a sandy beach with sand-snowmen.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE / WHAT MY                  BUDDIES ALL THINK OF ME / JUST                  IMAGINE HOW MUCH COOLER I'LL BE IN                  SUMMER . . !   -Olaf and the seagull break out into a tap-dance.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  DA DA . . . DA DOO / AH BAH BAH BAH                  BAH BAH BOO.   -Olaf and another snowman drink hot chocolate in a hot tub.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  THE HOT AND THE COLD ARE BOTH SO                  INTENSE / PUT `EM TOGETHER, IT JUST                  MAKES SENSE!   -Olaf tap dances with a gaggle of seagulls.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  RATDADAT DAD DADA DOO . . .   -Olaf bounds down a grassy hill.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  WINTER'S A GOOD TIME TO STAY IN AND                  CUDDLE / BUT PUT ME IN SUMMER AND                  I'LL BE A...   He stops at a puddle, looks down at it. Smiles. Hops over it.                                                                   58FROZEN - J. Lee                           OLAF (CONT'D)                  HAPPY SNOWMAN!   -Olaf runs with a checkered blanket that he spreads out. He   relaxes and stares at the blue sky.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  WHEN LIFE GETS ROUGH I LIKE TO HOLD                  ON TO MY DREAM / OF RELAXING IN THE                  SUMMER SUN JUST LETTING OFF STEAM!   Sven, Anna, Kristoff and Olaf have a picnic.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  OH THE SKY WILL BE BLUE / AND YOU                  GUYS'LL BE THERE TOO / WHEN I                  FINALLY DO WHAT FROZEN THINGS DO IN                  SUMMER!                            KRISTOFF                  I'm gonna tell him.                            ANNA                  Don't you dare.                               OLAF                  IN SUMMER!   Olaf sings the final note. We swing around him and return to:   REALITY. He then straightens up and smiles.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  So, come on! Elsa's this way. Let's                  go bring back summer!   Olaf grabs Anna's hand and pulls her along up the mountain.                            ANNA                      (laughing)                  I'm coming!   Sven hops along, happily following them. Kristoff watches all   of them like they're nuts.                            KRISTOFF                  Somebody's got to tell him.                                                        DISSOLVE TO:                                                             59FROZEN - J. Lee   EXT. ARENDELLE, VILLAGE -- DAY   A layer of solid ice coats everything. People huddle around   weak fires. Anxiety runs high amongst the villagers and   guests. We pass two CITIZENS fighting over a woodpile.                            CITIZEN ONE                  No. No. You've got the bark facing                  down. The bark needs to be face-up.                            CITIZEN TWO                  Bark down is drier.                               CITIZEN ONE                  Bark up.                               CITIZEN TWO                  Bark down.                               CITIZEN ONE                  Bark up.   Like a light in the dark, Hans moves through the crowd.                            HANS                  Cloak. Does anyone need a cloak?                            GERDA                  Arendelle is indebted to you, Your                  Highness.                            HANS                  The castle is open. There's soup                  and hot gl�gg in the Great Hall.   He hands the stack of cloaks to a guard.                            HANS (CONT'D)                  Here. Pass these out.   Just then the Duke approaches Hans.                            DUKE                  Prince Hans, are we just expected                  to sit here and freeze while you                  give away all of Arendelle's                  tradable goods?                            HANS                      (tall and confident)                  Princess Anna has given her orders                  and--                                                               60FROZEN - J. Lee                            DUKE                  And that's another thing; has it                  dawned on you that your princess                  may be conspiring with a wicked                  sorceress to destroy us all?   Hans's nice eyes turn to threatening slits.                            HANS                  Do not question the Princess. She                  left me in charge, and I will not                  hesitate to protect Arendelle from                  treason.                            DUKE                      (flabbergasted, offended)                  Treason?!   Suddenly they hear the alarmed whinny of Anna's horse. It   returns alone, bucking and kicking. Hans grabs its reins.                            HANS                  Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, boy. Easy. Easy.                            CROWD                      (various)                  Princess Anna's horse. What                  happened to her? Where is she?   Hans steadies the horse, looks up at the mountain. He sees   all the panicked faces of the kingdom looking to him.                            HANS                  ...Princess Anna is in trouble.                      (calling out)                  I need volunteers to go with me to                  find her!   Volunteers, some from Arendelle, some from other lands, rush   up to offer their services.                            DUKE                  I volunteer two men, my Lord!                      (quietly to his thugs)                  Be prepared for anything, and                  should you encounter the Queen, you                  are to put an end to this winter.                  Do you understand?   His two thugs sneer.                                                        CUT TO:                                                                   61FROZEN - J. Lee   EXT. THE NORTH MOUNTAIN -- DAY   Anna, Kristoff, Sven, and Olaf move through hostile terrain.   Wind-swept icicles face horizontal.                            KRISTOFF                  So how exactly are you planning to                  stop this weather?                            ANNA                      (confident)                  Oh, I am gonna talk to my sister.                            KRISTOFF                  That's your plan? My ice business                  is riding on you talking to your                  sister.                              ANNA                  Yup.   Kristoff, so stunned by her casual plan, doesn't look where   he's going and ends up with an ice-spike to the nose. He   stops short, GULP, moves carefully around the spike.                            KRISTOFF                  So you're not at all afraid of her?                            ANNA                  Why would I be?                            OLAF                      (oblivious)                  Yeah. I bet Elsa's the nicest,                  gentlest, warmest person ever.   Olaf backs right into an icicle. It runs through his torso.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  Oh, look at that. I've been                  impaled.   He laughs it off.                                                        DISSOLVE TO:   EXT. STEEP MOUNTAIN FACE -- DAY   Anna and Kristoff hit what looks like a dead end. The face of   the mountain goes straight up.                              ANNA                  What now?                                                              62FROZEN - J. Lee   Kristoff looks around, sighs. Digs in his rucksack.                            KRISTOFF                  ...It's too steep. I've only got                  one rope, and you don't know how to                  climb mountains.                              ANNA (O.S.)                  Says who?   Sven nudges Kristoff, who looks up to see Anna trying to   climb the cliff's flat face.                            KRISTOFF                      (finding her ridiculous)                  What are you doing?                            ANNA                      (straining)                  ...I'm going to see my sister.                            KRISTOFF                  You're going to kill yourself.   Kristoff watches her searching for footholds and hand-holds.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  I wouldn't put my foot there.                            ANNA (O.S.)                  You're distracting me.                            KRISTOFF                  Or there. How do you know Elsa even                  wants to see you?                            ANNA (O.S.)                  I'm just blocking you out cause I                  gotta concentrate here.                            KRISTOFF                  You know, most people who disappear                  into the mountains want to be                  alone.                            ANNA (O.S.)                  Nobody wants to be alone. Except                  maybe you--                            KRISTOFF                  I'm not alone.... I have friends,                  remember?   Anna kicks a foot above her head to catch a foot hold.                                                              63FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                  You mean the love experts?                            KRISTOFF                  Yes, the love experts!   Anna realizes she's stuck.                            ANNA                  ...Please tell me I'm almost there.   REVEAL: she's only about six feet up. Her muscles shake.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  ...Does the air seem a bit thin to                  you up here?   Kristoff smiles, getting a kick out of her.                             KRISTOFF                  Hang on.   He pulls the rope from his bag. Just then Olaf steps out from   behind a rock and waves to Kristoff.                            OLAF                  Hey, Sven? Not sure if this is                  going to solve the problem, but I                  found a staircase that leads                  exactly where you want it to go.                            ANNA                  Ha ha. Thank goodness. Catch!   Anna drops off the cliff. Kristoff catches her.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  Thanks! That was like a crazy trust                  exercise.   She hops down, brushes off her dress, and bounds off.   Kristoff watches after her, digging her fearless pluck.   EXT. BASE OF THE ICE PALACE -- DAY   Anna, Kristoff, and Olaf approach Elsa's elegant ice palace.                             ANNA                  Whoa.                            KRISTOFF                      (in awe)                  Now that's ice. I might cry.                                                              64FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                  Go ahead. I won't judge.   Anna climbs the steps with Olaf. Sven tries to follow. His   hooves slip out. He scrambles but can't get traction.   Kristoff runs to his aide.                            KRISTOFF                  All right, take it easy. I gotcha.   Kristoff settles Sven back down the stairs and pats him.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  You stay right here, buddy.   Sven obediently plops his reindeer butt down and wags his   tail. Kristoff climbs the stairs, admiring the ice details.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  ...Flawless.   Anna arrives at the door. Hesitates.                            OLAF                  ...Knock....                      (she doesn't)                  Just knock....                      (she doesn't. To Kristoff)                  Why isn't she knocking...? Do you                  think she knows how to knock?   Anna finally KNOCKS. The sound echoes inside. The ice doors   slide open.                            ANNA                  Ha. It opened. That's a first.   Anna goes to step in. Kristoff follows. She gets a thought,   stops him.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  You should probably wait out here.                            KRISTOFF                  What?                            ANNA                  Last time I introduced her to a                  guy, she froze everything.                            KRISTOFF                  But, it's a palace made of ice. Ice                  is my life.                                                            65FROZEN - J. Lee                               OLAF                  Bye, Sven.   Olaf starts to head inside. Anna stops him.                            ANNA                  You too, Olaf.                               OLAF                  Me?                            ANNA                  Just give us a minute.                               OLAF                  Okay.   As Anna walks inside. Olaf starts counting.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  One...two...   Kristoff joins in.                            OLAF AND KRISTOFF                  Three...four...   INT. ELSA'S PALACE -- DAY   Anna walks into a great foyer. The place is beautiful, but   also eerie.                            ANNA                  Elsa? It's me...Anna?!   Anna slips. Steadies herself.                               ELSA (O.S.)                  Anna.   Elsa steps out of the shadows onto a balcony. She sees Anna,   looks to her longingly.   Anna can't help but be struck by Elsa's beauty.                            ANNA                  Elsa, you look different.... It's a                  good different.... And this place                  is amazing.                                                            66FROZEN - J. Lee                            ELSA                      (cautious, polite)                  Thank you, I never knew what I was                  capable of.   Anna starts to climb the stairs.                            ANNA                  ...I'm so sorry about what                  happened. If I'd known--   Elsa backs up, away from Anna.                            ELSA                      (on guard)                  No, it's okay. You don't have to                  apologize.... But you should                  probably go, please.                            ANNA                  But I just got here.                            ELSA                  ...You belong in Arendelle.                               ANNA                  So do you.   Anna takes another step up. Elsa backs up more.                            ELSA                  No, I belong here. Alone. Where I                  can be who I am without hurting                  anybody.                            ANNA                  ...Actually, about that--                            OLAF (O.S.)                  58...59...60.                            ELSA                  Wait. What is that?   Olaf comes running in the front door. He waves.                            OLAF                  Hi, I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs.                            ELSA                      (shocked)                  Olaf?   Olaf stops beside Anna, looks up at Elsa, intimidated.                                                                   67FROZEN - J. Lee                            OLAF                      (bashful)                  You built me. You remember that?                            ELSA                      (astonished)                  And you're alive?                            OLAF                  Um...I think so?   Anna kneels down beside Olaf.                            ANNA                  He's just like the one we built as                  kids.... We were so close. We can                  be like that again.   Elsa smiles, but then a memory returns to her.                                                       FLASH CUT TO:   FLASHBACK: Young Anna is struck by Elsa's powers.                            YOUNG ELSA                  Anna!   Young Anna falls unconscious. Young Elsa races to her.                                                       FLASH CUT TO:   THE PRESENT: Elsa's face sinks in pain.                            ELSA                  No, we can't.   Elsa turns and heads up the second story steps.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  Goodbye, Anna.                            ANNA                  Elsa, wait--                            ELSA                      (calling back)                  I'm just trying to protect you.   Elsa continues to flee. Anna pursues.                             ANNA                  You don't have to protect me. I'm                  not afraid. Please don't shut me                  out again.                                                            68FROZEN - J. Lee   Anna SINGS.                      "First Time in Forever, Reprise"                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  PLEASE DON'T SLAM THE DOOR.                  YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP YOUR                  DISTANCE ANYMORE.                  `CAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN                  FOREVER,                  I FINALLY UNDERSTAND.                  FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER,                  WE CAN FIX THIS HAND IN HAND.                  WE CAN HEAD DOWN THIS MOUNTAIN                  TOGETHER.                  YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIVE IN FEAR.                  `CAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN                  FOREVER,                  I WILL BE RIGHT HERE.   They arrive on the top floor, Elsa's main living space. Elsa   turns back to Anna, grateful, but determined.                            ELSA                  Anna,                  PLEASE GO BACK HOME.                  YOUR LIFE AWAITS.                  GO ENJOY THE SUN                  AND OPEN UP THE GATES.                            ANNA                  Yeah, but--                            ELSA                  I know!                  YOU MEAN WELL,                  BUT LEAVE ME BE.                  YES, I'M ALONE BUT I'M ALONE AND                  FREE.   Elsa opens up the balcony doors.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  JUST STAY AWAY AND YOU'LL BE SAFE                  FROM ME.                            ANNA                  ACTUALLY, WE'RE NOT.                            ELSA                  WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT?                                                            69FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                  I GET THE FEELING YOU DON'T KNOW?                            ELSA                  WHAT DO I NOT KNOW?                            ANNA                  ARENDELLE'S IN DEEP DEEP DEEP DEEP                  SNOW.                            ELSA                  What?   Elsa looks past Anna's shoulder out white-peaked mountains.                            ANNA                  You kind of set off an eternal                  winter...everywhere.                            ELSA                  Everywhere?                            ANNA                  It's okay, you can just unfreeze                  it.                            ELSA                  No, I can't. I don't know how.                            ANNA                  Sure you can. I know you can.   Snow starts to swirl around the room.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  CUZ FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER,                            ELSA                      (panicking)                  I'M SUCH A FOOL!                  I CAN'T BE FREE!                            ANNA                  YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID.                            ELSA                  NO ESCAPE                  FROM THE STORM INSIDE OF ME!   The snow picks up. Anna tries to fight through it.                            ANNA                  WE CAN WORK THIS OUT TOGETHER.                                                               70FROZEN - J. Lee                            ELSA                  I CAN'T CONTROL THE CURSE!                            ANNA                  WE'LL REVERSE THE STORM YOU'VE                  MADE.                            ELSA                  ANNA, PLEASE, YOU'LL ONLY MAKE IT                  WORSE!                            ANNA                  DON'T PANIC.                            ELSA                  THERE'S SO MUCH FEAR!                            ANNA                  WE'LL MAKE THE SUN SHINE BRIGHT.                            ELSA                  YOU'RE NOT SAFE HERE!                            ANNA                  WE CAN FACE THIS THING TOGETHER...   But as Anna sings, we lose sight of her in the thickening   blizzard taking over the room.                             ELSA                  NO!                            ANNA (O.S.)                  WE CAN CHANGE THIS WINTER WEATHER,                  AND EVERYTHING WILL BE...   Anna's voice disappears in the storm as Elsa cries out.                             ELSA                  I CAN'T!   Elsa's fear, so strong, sucks the blizzard back into her and   then it bursts out, unwittingly, like a sharp snowflake.   Anna is STRUCK right in the heart. She grasps her chest in   pain and stumbles back. She falls to her knees.   Elsa gasps when she sees Anna. Just then, Olaf and Kristoff   rush into the room to Anna's side.                            KRISTOFF                  Anna. Are you okay?                                                                   71FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                  I'm okay.... I'm fine.   Anna gets to her feet, determined to hide the pain.                            ELSA                      (scared)                  Who's this? Wait, it doesn't                  matter. You have to go.                             ANNA                  No, I know we can figure this out                  together--                            ELSA                      (desperate)                  How? What power do you have to stop                  this winter? To stop me?   Anna doesn't have the answer. Kristoff sees spiky ice shadows   creeping down the walls. Puts a protective arm around Anna.                            KRISTOFF                  Anna, I think we should go.                            ANNA                      (close to tears)                  No. I'm not leaving without you,                  Elsa.                            ELSA                      (heartbroken but decisive)                  Yes, you are.   Elsa waves her arms and builds a giant, menacing snowman.   We'll call him MARSHMALLOW.                                                        SLAM CUT TO:   EXT. ICE PALACE -- DAY   Marshmallow holds Anna and Kristoff by the scruff of their   necks in one hand and Olaf in the other.                            ANNA                  Stop. Put us down!                            OLAF                      (to Marshmallow)                  You are a lot stronger than I think                  you realize.   Marshmallow tosses Kristoff and Anna down the steps.                                                                    72FROZEN - J. Lee                            MARSHMALLOW                      (like a bouncer)                  Go away!   Anna and Kistoff slide past Sven, who's got his tongue stuck   to the ice railing.                              OLAF (O.S.)                  Heads up!   Olaf's head smashes into a snowbank nearby.                              ANNA                  Olaf!                            OLAF                  Watch out for my butt!   Anna and Kristoff duck as the rest of Olaf slams into the   snowbank.   Marshmallow turns to go back into the castle.   Incensed, Anna tries to march back up the stairs.                            ANNA                  It is not nice to throw people!   Kristoff grabs her, pulls her back.              KRISTOFF                                   ANNA   All right feisty pants. Calm             Let me at him. I want to get   down. Woaw. Just let the snow            him. I.... Okay. I'm Calm.   man be.   Anna backs down...for a moment. Then she grabs a snowball and   throws it at Marshmallow.   The tiny little ball hits Marshmallow's back, not making even   the slightest dent. But it's enough to infuriate him. He   ROARS. Spikes shoot out of his joints.                            KRISTOFF                  Uh-oh. Now you made him mad!                            OLAF                  ...I'll distract him. You guys go.   Kristoff pushes Anna along. Sven runs off in the opposite   direction. Olaf's belly and butt fall and follow Sven.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  No, no, not you guys.                                                               73FROZEN - J. Lee   Marshmallow goes charging after Anna and Kristoff as Olaf's   head falls and lands face down in snow.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                      (muffled)                  This just got a whole lot harder.   Anna and Kristoff leap and slide down a steep slope. They   tumble to a stop at the bottom just as Marshmallow lands hard   right behind them.   They're off again...through a maze of conifers that sag under   the weight of the snow, Marshmallow hot on their trail.                               KRISTOFF                  This way!   Anna grabs a branch of a sagging trees and releases all of   the snow. The tree snaps upright, knocking Marshmallow back.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                      (impressed)                  Ho-ho-ho!                               ANNA                  I got him!   Anna and Kristoff burst out of the conifer forest and almost   run right off a cliff. They stop short, toes on the edge.                            KRISTOFF                  Whoa, stop!                            ANNA                  It's a hundred foot drop.                            KRISTOFF                  It's two hundred.   Kristoff ties the rope around Anna and pulls tight.                               ANNA                  Ow.   He drops to his knees and starts digging a u-shape in the   snow with a pick axe.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  What's that for?                            KRISTOFF                  I'm digging a snow anchor.                                                            74FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                      (not trusting)                  Okay. What if we fall?                            KRISTOFF                  There's twenty feet of fresh powder                  down there; it'll be like landing                  on a pillow.... Hopefully.   They hear an angry ROAR coming closer.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Okay, Anna. On three.   Anna preps for the jump like a boxer getting ready to fight.                            ANNA                  Okay. You tell me when...                               KRISTOFF                  One...                            ANNA                  ...I'm ready to go....                               KRISTOFF                  Two...                            ANNA                      (pumped up)                  ...I was BORN ready! Yes!                               KRISTOFF                  Calm down.   A huge tree flies through the air toward them.                               ANNA (O.S.)                  TREE!   Anna jumps and pulls Kristoff over the edge with her. They   hang upside down over the cliff by the rope. The rope catches   their fall.                            KRISTOFF                  Whoa! That happened.   Back up top, Olaf emerges from the woods. He's a complete   mess, all his body parts are in the wrong places. He huffs   and puffs, struggling to run.                            OLAF                  Ah. Ah. Man, am I out of shape.                                                               75FROZEN - J. Lee   He stops. Puts his body back together in the right order.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  There we go. Hey, Anna! Sven!                  Where'd ya guys go? We totally lost                  Marshmallow back there!   Marshmallow steps up behind Olaf. Olaf turns to face him.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                      (happily)                  Hey. We were just talking about                  you. All good things, all good                  things.   Marshmallow roars and approaches Kristoff's snow anchor.                              OLAF (CONT'D)                  NO!   Olaf jumps onto Marshmallow's leg trying to stop him, but not   making much of a difference.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  This is not making much of a                  difference!   Marshmallow flicks Olaf off his leg and right over the cliff.                              OLAF (CONT'D)                  WHOA!   Olaf passes Anna and Kristoff.                              ANNA                  Olaf!                            OLAF                  Hang in there, guys!   Marshmallow starts yanking Kristoff and Anna's rope up.                            ANNA                  Wait, what?   Kristoff's head hits the cliff.                              KRISTOFF                  Aargghh!   Kristoff passes out and hangs like a rag doll.                              ANNA                  Kristoff!                                                               76FROZEN - J. Lee   Marshmallow pulls them up. He roars and breathes snow all   over them.                            MARSHMALLOW                  Don't come back!                            ANNA                      (grossed out by his snow                       breath)                  Ugh. We won't.   Anna whips out a knife and cuts the rope. Kristoff comes to   just as they fall. They both SCREAM!   SLAM!   REVEAL: Anna opens her eyes to find herself buried up to her   shoulders in the soft thick snow. She laughs.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  Hey, you were right. Just like a                  pillow.   She looks up to see Olaf's upper half hanging onto Kristoff's   boots, which are sticking out of the snow.                            OLAF                      (shaking the boots)                  I can't feel my legs! I can't feel                  my legs!   Suddenly, Kristoff's head pops up. He spits out snow.                            KRISTOFF                  Those are my legs.   Olaf's bottom goes running by.                            OLAF                      (to Kristoff)                  Ooh. Hey, do me a favor, grab my                  butt.   Kristoff grabs Olaf's head and puts it on his body.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  Oh, that feels better.   Sven walks up and sniffs Olaf's nose.                               OLAF (CONT'D)                  Hey, Sven!                                                            77FROZEN - J. Lee   Olaf turns to Anna and Kristoff just as Sven goes to bite off   his nose -- and misses.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  He found us.                      (to Sven, funny voice)                  Who's my cute little reindeer?                            KRISTOFF                  Don't talk to him like that.   Kristoff goes over to help Anna, who is stuck in the snow.                               KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Here.   He lifts her out easily.                            ANNA                      (impressed)                  Whoa!                               KRISTOFF                  You okay?                               ANNA                  Thank you.   They meet eyes. Wait. Is that chemistry?                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  ...Um.... How's your head?   She touches the spot where he banged his head.                            KRISTOFF                      (in pain)                  Ah! Ooh!   He catches himself. Waves off the pain with a giggle.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  I mean, It's fine. Ah...I'm good.                  Ha. I've got a thick skull.                            OLAF                  I don't have a skull.... Or bones.                               KRISTOFF                  ...So....   The awkwardness is killing him.                                                            78FROZEN - J. Lee                              KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                      (shy)                  Now what?                             ANNA                      (shy)                  Now what?                      (then...panicking)                  Now what?! Oh! What am I gonna do?                  She threw me out. I can't go back                  to Arendelle with the weather like                  this. And then there's your ice                  business--                            KRISTOFF                  Hey, hey, don't worry about my ice                  business...                      (noticing something)                  Worry about your hair?!   She thinks he means it looks bad. She smooths it down.                            ANNA                  What? I just fell off a cliff. You                  should see your hair.                            KRISTOFF                  No, yours is turning white.   She grabs her braid as a tendril turns white.                            ANNA                  White? It's what?                            KRISTOFF                  It's because she struck you; isn't                  it?                            ANNA                  Does it look bad?                            KRISTOFF                      (thinking)                  ...No.   Olaf's head pops up. He's holding his head up off his body to   join the conversation.                            OLAF                  You hesitated.                            KRISTOFF                  No, I didn't. Anna, you need help.                  Now, come on.                                                                  79FROZEN - J. Lee   He heads towards the sunset. Sven and Olaf follow.                            OLAF                  Okay! Where are we going?                            KRISTOFF                  To see my friends.                            ANNA                      (catching up)                  The love experts?                            OLAF                  Love experts?!                            KRISTOFF                  Yes. And don't worry; they'll be                  able to fix this.                            ANNA                  How do you know?   He looks her over, remembering the moment he saw the trolls   heal her as a child.                            KRISTOFF                  ...Because I've seen them do it                  before.   As they round the bend, the sun sets and Olaf turns to Sven.                            OLAF                  I like to consider myself a love                  expert.                                                           CUT TO:   INT. ELSA'S PALACE -- DAY   Elsa paces, distraught. She talks to herself.                            ELSA                      (mantra-style)                  Get it together. Control it. Don't                  feel. Don't feel. Don't FEEL!   She hears ice cracking. Stops. Looks around. She's left a   sharp wake of ice spikes behind her on the floor. They grow   up the wall, taking over the castle.                                                       DISSOLVE TO:                                                            80FROZEN - J. Lee   EXT. BLACK MOUNTAINS -- NIGHT   The Northern Lights are bright. Olaf stares at them in awe as   he rides on Sven's back.                            OLAF                  Look, Sven. The sky's awake.   Behind Olaf and Sven, Anna walks with Kristoff. She shivers.                            KRISTOFF                  Are you cold?                            ANNA                  ...A little.   He reaches like he might put an arm around her, but decides   against it. He looks around as if he doesn't know what to do,   then gets a thought.                            KRISTOFF                  Wait. Come here.   He takes her hand and pulls her around a bend into a rock-   lined pass.   Steam vents, powered by the volcanic activity, dot the path.   He holds her hands over one of them.                            ANNA                  Oooh.... That's nice.   They continue on the path, walking from vent to vent.                            KRISTOFF                      (taking a deep breath)                  So, about my friends...well, I say                  friends, they're more like                  family.... Anyway, when I was a                  kid, it was just me and                  Sven...until they took me in.                            ANNA                      (moved)                  They did?                            KRISTOFF                      (nervous ramble)                  Yeah. I don't want to scare you,                  they can be a little bit                  inappropriate...and loud...very                  loud...they're also stubborn at                  times, and a little overbearing.                  And heavy. Really, really heavy.                            (MORE)                                                             81FROZEN - J. Lee                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  But they're fine.. You'll get it.                  They mean well.   Anna touches Kristoff's arm, reassuringly.                            ANNA                  Kristoff, they sound wonderful.   Kristoff smiles, appreciating her sincerity.                            KRISTOFF                  Okay then....   Mustering the courage, Kristoff steps forward and with a wave   of the arms announces--                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Meet my family.   REVEAL: he's surrounded by rocks.                             KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                      (to the rocks)                  Hey, guys!   As Kristoff and Sven move through the rocks, waving and   greeting, Olaf and Anna stand frozen, dumbfounded.                            ANNA                      (to herself)                  ...They're rocks.                            OLAF                      (realizing)                  He's crazy.                      (covertly, to Anna)                  I'll distract them while you run.                      (Loud and slow to a rock)                  Hi, Sven's family! It's nice to                  meet you!                      (quietly to Anna)                  Anna, because I love you, I insist                  you run.                      (to the rock)                  I understand you're love experts!                      (to Anna)                  Why aren't you running?   Anna snaps out of her shock and starts backing away.                            ANNA                  Okay. Um...I'm gonna go--   Just then the rocks around her start rolling.                                                              82FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA (CONT'D)                      (panicking)                  Kristoff!   Olaf lights up and chases the rocks, who surround Kristoff   and unfold as trolls.                            BULDA                  KRISTOFF'S HOME!                            TROLLS (VARIOUS)                  Kristoff! Kristoff's home! It's                  been too long! Kristoff's home!   Olaf jumps around all excitedly.                            OLAF                      (excitedly)                  Kristoff's home.   He then stops, confused, and looks to one of the trolls.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  Wait? Kristoff?   Anna watches, shocked and confused.   The trolls all want Kristoff's attention. One troll yanks him   down with a boulder's strength.                            TROLL ONE                  Oh, lemme look at you!   Another troll tries to pull off his clothes.                            TROLL TWO                  Oh, take off your clothes,                  Kristoff; I wash them.                            KRISTOFF                      (holding up his pants)                  Ah! No. I'm gonna keep my clothes                  on, thank you.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Great to see you all. Where's                  grandpa?                            MUSHROOM KID TROLL                  He's napping. But look, I grew a                  mushroom.                            TROLL SCOUT KID                  And I earned my fire crystal.                                                              83FROZEN - J. Lee                            KIDNEY STONE TROLL                  I passed a kidney stone.                            PICK ME UP TROLL                  Pick me up.   The kid troll jumps up on Kristoff's arm. Kristoff sinks   under the weight of him.   Anna still stares, confused, then realizes...                            ANNA                  Trolls? They're trolls.   Silence. All troll eyes turn to Anna. Blink. Blink.                            BULDA                  ...He's brought a girl!                            TROLLS (TOGETHER)                  He's brought a girl!   Suddenly Anna is surrounded by trolls. They body-surf/roll   Anna over to Kristoff. She falls into his arms.                            ANNA                  What's going on?                            KRISTOFF                  I've learned to just roll with it.   Bulda climbs on top of her husband, Cliff, to get a good look   at Anna. She studies her like she's a piece of cattle.                            BULDA                  Let me see. Bright eyes. Working                  nose. Strong teeth. Yes, yes, yes.                  She'll do nicely for our Kristoff.                            ANNA                  Wait. Oh. Um. No.                            KRISTOFF                  You've got the wrong idea. That's                  not why I brought her here.                            ANNA                  Right. We're not. I'm not--   Anna laughs, uncomfortable, not knowing what to say.                                                        84FROZEN - J. Lee                            BULDA                      (to Anna)                  What's the issue, dear? Why are you                  holding back from such a man?   Bulda SINGS.                                "Fixer-Upper"                            TROLLS (VARIOUS)                  IS IT THE CLUMPY WAY HE WALKS?                  OR THE GRUMPY WAY HE TALKS?                  OR THE PEAR-SHAPED, SQUARE-SHAPED                  WEIRDNESS OF HIS FEET?                  AND THOUGH WE KNOW HE WASHES WELL                  HE ALWAYS ENDS UP SORTA SMELLY.                  BUT YOU'LL NEVER MEET A FELLA WHO'S                  AS SENSITIVE AND SWEET.                            TROLLS (CHORUS) (CONT'D)                  SO HE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER,                  SO HE'S GOT A FEW FLAWS-                  HIS PECULIAR BRAIN, DEAR.                  HIS THING FOR THE REINDEER                  THAT OUTSIDE A FEW OF NATURE'S                  LAWS.                  SO HE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER,                  BUT THIS WE'RE CERTAIN OF-                  YOU CAN FIX THIS FIXER UPPER UP                  WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LOVE.                            KRISTOFF                  Can we just stop talking about                  this?! We've got a real, actual                  problem here.                             BULDA                  I'll say--                      (To Anna)                  IS IT THE WAY THAT HE RUNS SCARED?                            TROLLS (VARIOUS)                  OR THAT HE'S SOCIALLY IMPAIRED?                             KID TROLL                  OR THAT HE ONLY LIKES TO TINKLE IN                  THE WOODS?                            TROLLS (VARIOUS)                  ARE YOU HOLDING BACK YOUR FONDNESS                  DUE TO HIS UNMANLY BLONDENESS?                  OR THE WAY HE COVERS UP THAT HE'S                  THE HONEST GOODS?                                                               85FROZEN - J. Lee                            TROLLS (CHORUS) (CONT'D)                  HE'S JUST A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER-                  HE'S GOT A COUPLE A' BUGS.                            KRISTOFF                  No, I don't.                            TROLLS                  HIS ISOLATION                  IS CONFIRMATION                  OF HIS DESPERATION FOR HEALING                  HUGS.                  SO HE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER,                  BUT WE KNOW WHAT TO DO.                  THE WAY TO FIX UP THIS FIXER UPPER                  IS TO FIX HIM UP WITH YOU.   The girl trolls sweep Anna away. The boys take Kristoff.                            KRISTOFF                      (to the male trolls)                  Enough! She's engaged to someone                  else. Okay?!   TROLLS beat. Blink. Blink. The boy trolls turn, huddle...                            TROLLS (VARIOUS)                  SO SHE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER,                  THAT'S A MINOR THING.                  THIS QUOTE "ENGAGEMENT"                  IS A FLEX ARRANGEMENT.                            KID TROLL                  AND BY THE WAY, I DON'T SEE NO                  RING.                            TROLLS (VARIOUS)                  SO SHE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER,                  HER BRAIN'S A BIT BETWIXT.                  GET THE FIANCE                  OUT OF THE WAY                  AND THE WHOLE THING WILL BE FIXED!                            GIRL TROLLS                  WE AREN'T SAYING YOU CAN CHANGE HIM                            TROLLS (VARIOUS)                  'CAUSE PEOPLE DON'T REALLY CHANGE.                  WE'RE ONLY SAYING THAT LOVE'S A                  FORCE                  THAT'S POWERFUL AND STRANGE.                  PEOPLE MAKE BAD CHOICES                  IF THEY'RE MAD OR SCARED OR                  STRESSED.                            (MORE)                                                            86FROZEN - J. Lee                            TROLLS (VARIOUS) (CONT'D)                  BUT THROW A LITTLE LOVE THEIR WAY                  (THROW A LITTLE LOVE THEIR WAY)                  AND YOU'LL BRING OUT THEIR BEST!                  TRUE LOVE BRINGS OUT THE BEST!   Kristoff looks over at Anna. She actually looks shockingly   beautiful dressed in moss, lit by shimmering crystals.                            ALL TROLLS                  EVERYONE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER,                  THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT                  FATHER, SISTER, BROTHER                  WE NEED EACH OTHER                  TO RAISE US UP AND ROUND US OUT   By this time Kristoff and Anna are being ushered into a pit   by the sheer force of numbers.                            TROLLS                  EVERYONE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER,                  BUT WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE-                  THE ONLY FIXER UPPER FIXER THAT CAN                  FIX A FIXER UPPER IS                  TRUE                  TRUE                  TRUE                  TRUE                  LOVE   During this last bit Anna and Kristoff are looking at each   other differently. Hmmm. Maybe those trolls are right?   Sparks! Chemistry!                            TROLL PRIEST                  Do you, Anna, take Kristoff to be                  your trollfully wedded--                            ANNA                  Wait, what?!                            TROLL PRIEST                  You're getting married.                            TROLLS                  LOVE!   Just then, Anna collapses. Kristoff catches her. She's   shivering something fierce.                            KRISTOFF                  Anna?   He pulls off her cape and hat.                                                            87FROZEN - J. Lee                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  She's as cold as ice.   Just then Grand Pabbie pushes his way through the crowd.   Trolls clear the way for Pabbie. He stops at the edge of the   pit.                            GRAND PABBIE                  There's strange magic here!                            KRISTOFF                  Grand Pabbie!                            GRAND PABBIE                  Bring her to me, Kristoff.   Kristoff helps Anna over. Pabbie looks into her weak eyes.                            GRAND PABBIE (CONT'D)                  Anna, your life is in danger. There                  is ice in your heart, put there by                  your sister. If not removed, to                  solid ice will you freeze, forever.                            ANNA                  What...? No.                            KRISTOFF                  So remove it, Grand Pabbie.                            GRAND PABBIE                  I can't. If it was her head, that                  would be easy. But only an act of                  true love can thaw a frozen heart.                            ANNA                  An act of true love?                            BULDA                      (googley, to her hubby)                  A true love's kiss, perhaps?   A bunch of trolls give each other kisses.   Anna shivers again, collapsing into Kristoff's arms. More of   her hair turns white.                            KRISTOFF                  Anna, we've got to get you back to                  Hans.                            ANNA                      (still weak)                  ...Hans.                                                              88FROZEN - J. Lee                            KRISTOFF                  Help us out, Sven.   Kristoff grabs Sven's antlers. Sven pulls them out.   Kristoff helps Anna onto Sven and hops up behind her.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Come on, Olaf!   Sven takes off. Olaf grabs Sven's tail, rides with them.                            OLAF                  I'm coming! Let's go kiss Hans! Who                  is this Hans?!                                                        CUT TO:   EXT.    ELSA'S PALACE - DAWN   Hans and the men tread cautiously towards the castle.                            HANS                  We are here to find Princess Anna.                  Be on guard, but no harm is to come                  to the Queen. Do you understand?   The Duke's thugs exchange a look. Suddenly, a mass of snow   rises from the ground behind Hans. It's Marshmallow, Elsa's   snow guard.                               MARSHMALLOW                  Go away!   He slams a fist inches from Hans. Hans deftly dodges out of   the way. All of the guards take up arms against Marshmallow,   who quickly knocks them over.   Marshmallow throws down a guard and his horse, who topple   over Hans. Marshmallow raises his foot to stomp on Hans, but   Hans barrel-rolls himself to safety. He sees his sword,   leaps, and grabs it.   Just then, Elsa peeks out the front doors.   The Duke's two thugs see her.                               DUKE'S THUG                  The Queen.   The thugs charge up the stairs.                                                            89FROZEN - J. Lee   INT. ELSA'S PALACE -- DAY   They guards burst through the ice doors.   Elsa flees to the top floor of her palace. The guards pursue.   They trap her on the top floor, raise their crossbows.                            ELSA                      (scared)                  No. Please.   One of the thugs shoots an arrow right at Elsa. At the last   moment she creates an ice wall. It stops the arrow, inches   from her face.   The thugs reposition to take another shot.                               ELSA (CONT'D)                  Stay away!   Elsa shoots ice at the thugs. They duck out of the way and   continue the attack.                            THUG                  Get her! Get her!   Elsa fights for her life.   BACK OUTSIDE: Hans is nearly crushed by Marshmallow. He rolls   away. Jumps to his feet. And with agile might, he slices   Marshmallow's leg off with his sword. Marshmallow stumbles   back, off balance. And falls off over the cliff, but not   before striking Hans. Hans goes over the edge.   REVEAL: Hans clings to the ice steps. His men help him up and   they rush into the ice palace.   INT. ICE PALACE -- DAY   Elsa is surrounded. It's do or die. In two swift moves, Elsa   traps one thug in a cage of spikes that threaten his neck.   The other she pushes back with a wall of ice....up against   the balcony doors...which BURST and CRACK.   OUT ONTO THE BALCONY.... The balcony doors shatter. The thug   is pushed to the edge. He's inches away from falling to his   death.   BACK INSIDE: Hans and his men run in. See the destruction and   the thugs near death.                                                                   90FROZEN - J. Lee                            HANS                  Queen Elsa! Don't be the monster                  they fear you are.   Elsa snaps out of her rage. She sees the men, frightened,   moments from death. She stops. Elsa looks to Hans,   overwhelmed, frightened.   The wall retreats from the thug on the balcony. The ice   spikes lower from the second thug's neck. He takes advantage   and aims his crossbow at Elsa's back.   Seeing it. Hans runs and pushes the crossbow up just as the   arrow releases. The arrow hits the ice chandelier, hanging   directly above Elsa.   The chandelier comes CRASHING DOWN.   Elsa dives out of the way but she falls in the blast.   All we see is ice smashing like glass, and all we hear is the   sound of it shattering as it rings out.                                                       CUT TO BLACK.   FADE IN ON:   Elsa's face as her eyes flutter open.   She sits up. She's surrounded by stone.   INT. ARENDELLE, DUNGEON -- DAY   Elsa looks to the nearby window. Tries to rush to it. She's   pulled taut by giant shackles that fit like iron gloves.   She's chained to the wall.   Elsa strains to looks out a window...   INSET WINDOW: Arendelle is outside, frozen solid and getting   further buried under the ice and snow that is falling.                            ELSA                  No....What have I done?   Hans enters. He hangs a torch by the door.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  Why did you bring me here?                            HANS                  I couldn't just let them kill you.                                                              91FROZEN - J. Lee                            ELSA                  But I'm a danger to Arendelle. Get                  Anna.                            HANS                  Anna has not returned....   Elsa looks to the storm with worry.                            HANS (CONT'D)                  If you would just stop the winter,                  bring back summer...please.   Elsa meets his eyes, desperate.                            ELSA                  Don't you see...I can't.   Hans sees the sincerity in her eyes.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  You have to tell them to let me go.   Hans walks to the door. He takes the torch.                            HANS                  I will do what I can.   He opens the door and leaves.   Elsa, distraught, hears cracking. She looks down as her   shackles begin to freeze over. The storm outside picks up.                                                        CUT TO:   EXT. THE FJORDS -- DAY   Sven charges down the mountain with Kristoff and Anna on his   back. Olaf slides along beside them, penguin-style.   Anna shivers in Kristoff's arms. She's weakening. Kristoff   takes off his hat and puts it on her head.                            KRISTOFF                  Just hang in there.                      (to Sven)                  Come on, buddy, faster!   They arrive at the walls of Arendelle. Olaf slides past them,   out of control.                            OLAF                  I'll meet you guys at the castle!                                                             92FROZEN - J. Lee                            KRISTOFF                  Stay out of sight, Olaf!                            OLAF                  I will!   He disappears into the village streets.                            OLAF (O.S.) (CONT'D)                  Hello!                            TOWNSWOMAN (O.S.)                  Ah! It's alive!                                                       CUT TO:   EXT. CASTLE COURTYARD -- DAY   Guards see Kristoff and Anna approaching.                            GUARD                  It's Princess Anna!   Sven skids to a stop outside the gates. Kristoff slides off,   holding Anna, and carries her to the gate.                            KRISTOFF                  I've got you.   Anna looks up at him, gratefully.                            ANNA                  ...Are you g-gonna be okay?                            KRISTOFF                      (touched, reassuring)                  Don't worry about me.   Just then the castle gates open. Gerda, Kai, and a handmaid   rush to help Anna.                            GERDA                  Anna! Oh, you had us worried sick.                            KAI                  My Lady. You are freezing.                            GERDA                  You poor girl, you're freezing.                  Let's get you inside.                                                               93FROZEN - J. Lee                            KRISTOFF                  Get her warm and find Prince Hans,                  immediately.                            KAI                  We will. Thank you.   Anna is swept away from Kristoff and into the palace grounds.                            KRISTOFF                  Make sure she's safe!   Kristoff is shut out as the castle gates close on him.   Kristoff stands there with Sven for a beat, staring with   worry at the closed gates.   Finally, he sighs, turns and walks off. Sven reluctantly   follows.                                                        CUT TO:   INT. LIBRARY -- DAY   Hans stands with the dignitaries and guards.                            HANS                  I'm going back out to look for                  Princess Anna.                            FRENCH DIGNITARY                  You cannot risk going out there                  again.                            HANS                  If anything happens to her--                            SPANISH DIGNITARY                  If anything happens to the                  Princess, you are all Arendelle has                  left.   Hans hesitates, realizing how much this kingdom has come to   depend on him. Is he really all they have left?   Just then the door opens and Gerda and Kai bring in Anna.                            KAI                  He's in here. Prince Hans.                            HANS                  Anna.                                                            94FROZEN - J. Lee   Hans rushes to Anna. She falls into his arms.                            HANS (CONT'D)                  You're so cold.                            ANNA                      (weak, but desperate)                  Hans, you have to kiss me.                            HANS                  What?                            ANNA                  Now. Here we go.   She tries to kiss him, but is too weak to pull herself up in   his arms.                            GERDA                  We'll give you two some privacy.   Everyone shuffles out, leaving Hans and Anna alone.                            HANS                  What happened out there?                            ANNA                  Elsa struck me with her powers.                            HANS                  You said she'd never hurt you.                            ANNA                  I was wrong.   Anna crumbles, weak.                            HANS                  Anna.   Hans carries her to a couch, sets her down.                            ANNA                      (shivering more)                  She froze my heart and only an act                  of true love can save me.                            HANS                      (understanding)                  A true love's kiss.   He takes her chin in his hand and gives her a tender smile.   He leans in slowly...gently...                                                            95FROZEN - J. Lee   Then he stops.                            HANS (CONT'D)                  Oh, Anna. If only there was someone                  out there who loved you.                            ANNA                  What?   Hans gets up, leaving her there.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  ...You said you did.   He goes to the window and shuts the curtains.                            HANS                  As thirteenth in line in my own                  kingdom, I didn't stand a chance. I                  knew I'd have to marry into the                  throne somewhere--                            ANNA                  What are you talking about?                            HANS                      (putting out the candles)                  As heir, Elsa was preferable, of                  course. But no one was getting                  anywhere with her. But you-                            ANNA                  Hans?                            HANS                  You were so desperate for love you                  were willing to marry me, just like                  that.   Hans crosses the room, grabs a pitcher of water from a table   and goes to the fireplace.                            HANS (CONT'D)                  I figured, after we married, I'd                  have to stage a little accident for                  Elsa.   Hans pours the water on the fireplace, putting out the fire.   Anna tries to stop him. She falls to the floor, weak.                            ANNA                  Hans. No, stop.                                                              96FROZEN - J. Lee                            HANS                  But then she doomed herself, and                  you were dumb enough to go after                  her.                            ANNA                  Please.                            HANS                      (chuckles)                  All that's left now is to kill Elsa                  and bring back summer.   Hans approaches Anna.                            ANNA                  ...You're no match for Elsa.   He bends down, takes her chin in his hand again, this time   not so gently.                            HANS                  No, you're no match for Elsa. I, on                  the other hand, am the hero who is                  going to save Arendelle from                  destruction.   She wrenches her face out of his hands.                            ANNA                      (anger)                  You won't get away with this.   Hans rises and crosses to the door.                            HANS                  Oh, I already have.   Hans leaves and shuts her in, locking the door. Anna   struggles to the door, yanks on the locked handle.                            ANNA                      (hoarse and weak)                  Please, somebody help.   The rest of her hair turns white and she crumbles to the   floor.                                                        CUT TO:                                                             97FROZEN - J. Lee   INT. COUNCIL CHAMBER -- NIGHT   The Duke looks out the window at the growing snowstorm. He   rubs his arms and shivers.                            DUKE                  It's getting colder by the minute.                  If we don't do something soon,                  we'll all freeze to death.   Hans comes in, putting on his most distraught face.                            SPANISH DIGNITARY                  Prince Hans.                            HANS                  Princess Anna is...dead.                            VARIOUS DIGNITARIES                  What...? No.... Mon dieu.   Hans stumbles, weak with grief. The men help him to a chair.                            DUKE                  What happened to her?                            HANS                  She was killed by Queen Elsa.                            DUKE                  Her own sister.                            HANS                      (really putting it on)                  At least we got to say our marriage                  vows...before she died in my arms.   He bows his head in a brilliant display of teary grief.                            DUKE                  There can be no doubt now; Queen                  Elsa is a monster and we are all in                  grave danger.                            SPANISH DIGNITARY                  Prince Hans, Arendelle looks to                  you.   Hans nods; he knows what he's being asked to do, and he'll do   it with the perfect amount of authority and gravitas.                                                               98FROZEN - J. Lee                            HANS                  With a heavy heart, I charge Queen                  Elsa of Arendelle with treason and                  sentence her to death.   INT. ELSA'S DUNGEON -- DAY   The cell ices over. Elsa looks out at the storm that is   devastating Arendelle, then hears the guards approaching.                            GUARD (O.S.)                  She's dangerous. Move quickly and                  with resolve.   Elsa pulls at her shackles. They crack. Just as the door   busts open, the weight of the ice crumbles the walls. The men   duck out of the way.   Hans pushes his way into the room...sees...   The back wall is blown open. Broken shackles rest on the   floor. Elsa is gone.                                                       CUT TO:   EXT. MOUNTAIN SLOPE -- DAY   Kristoff heads into the mountains. Sven lags behind, not   wanting to follow. He looks back at the kingdom, then shakes   his head. Enough.   He runs past Kristoff. Stops and turns to face him. He snorts   and grunts.                            KRISTOFF                  What is it, buddy?   Sven nudges Kristoff with his antlers.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Hey, watch it. What's wrong with                  you?   Sven snorts with more conviction, moos, brays.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                      (avoiding)                  ...I don't understand you when you                  talk like that.                                                              99FROZEN - J. Lee   Kristoff tries to walk on ahead, but Sven uses his antlers to   lift Kristoff off the ground.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Ah! Stop it! Put me down!   Sven drops him hard then "yells" at him once more.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  No, Sven! We're not going back!   Sven shakes his head, angrily.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  She's with her true love.   Sven makes an "of-course-she-isn't" face. Kristoff gets it;   he's made his point.   Just then the wind picks up. Kristoff looks back at the   kingdom. Sees a violent winter storm swirling over the   castle. Sharp ice claws its way up the castle, encasing it.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Anna.   Without hesitating, he dashes back down the mountain. Sven   runs after him, catches up. Kristoff grabs Sven's harness and   jumps onto his back.                                                        CUT TO:   INT. LIBRARY -- NIGHT   Anna shivers by the door. She looks up to see ice overtaking   the ceiling.   The door handle suddenly jiggles. Stops. Jiggles again.                            ANNA                      (barely a whisper)                  Help.   CLICK. The door swings open. We see a carrot in the lock and   hear a giggle of victory. Olaf takes the carrot, puts it back   on his face. Then he sees Anna lying there.                            OLAF                  Anna. Oh no.   He runs to the fireplace. Throws in some fresh wood,   including one of his own arms, which he quickly rescues,   before striking a match and relighting the fire.                                                           100FROZEN - J. Lee                            ANNA                  Olaf? Olaf. Get away from there.                             OLAF                  Whoa! So this is heat....                      (considering)                  I love it.   He reaches a twig finger toward the flames. It catches on   fire.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  Ooh! But don't touch it!   He shakes the flame out, as he rushes over to help Anna to   the fire.                             OLAF (CONT'D)                  So, where's Hans? What happened to                  your kiss?                             ANNA                  I was wrong about him. It wasn't                  true love.                            OLAF                      (confused innocence)                  Huh. But we ran all the way here?                            ANNA                  Please Olaf, you can't stay here;                  you'll melt.                            OLAF                  I am not leaving here until we find                  some other act of true love to save                  you.   He sits down behind her, stubbornly. Leans his back against   hers and thinks.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  ...Do you happen to have any ideas?                            ANNA                  I don't even know what love is.                            OLAF                      (confident)                  That's okay, I do....   Olaf hops back up and puts a soothing hand on her shoulder.                                                           101FROZEN - J. Lee                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  Love is...putting someone else's                  needs before yours, like, you know,                  how Kristoff brought you back here                  to Hans and left you forever.                            ANNA                  ...Kristoff loves me?                            OLAF                  Wow, you really don't know anything                  about love, do you?   His face starts to melt.                            ANNA                  Olaf, you're melting.                            OLAF                      (sweet and reassuring)                  Some people are worth melting for.   But then...his face REALLY melts. He panics, pushes the snow   back in place.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  Just maybe not right this second.   Suddenly, the window blows open, cold wind sweeps in.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  Don't worry, I've got it!   Olaf flitters to the window. He pulls one panel of it shut   but struggles with the second panel.                             OLAF (CONT'D)                      (determined)                  We're going to get through--                      (distracted)                  Oh, wait. Hang on. I'm getting                  something.   He breaks an icicle off the window, uses it as a telescope   and sees...   Kristoff and Sven running back down the mountain.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  It's Kristoff and Sven! They're                  coming back this way.                            ANNA                  ...They-they are?                                                           102FROZEN - J. Lee                            OLAF                  Wow, he's really moving fast.                  Huh.... I guess I was wrong. I                  guess Kristoff doesn't love you                  enough to leave you behind.   Anna tries to get to her feet.                            ANNA                  Help me up, Olaf. Please.   He hurries over, tumbling over the couch, knocking over the   chess set and water jugs.                            OLAF                  No, no, no, no, no. You need to                  stay by the fire and keep warm.                            ANNA                  I need to get to Kristoff.                            OLAF                      (clueless)                  Why...?                      (realizing)                  Oh, oh, oh, I know why.   He hops around in an excited display of hope.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  There's your act of true love,                  right there, riding across the                  fjords like a valiant, pungent                  reindeer king! Come on!   The walls crack under the ice pressure.                              OLAF (CONT'D)                  Look out!   They rush out the room just as the ceiling collapses.   INT. CASTLE HALLWAY -- DAY   Anna and Olaf struggle down the hall. Ice spikes grow and   block their path.                            OLAF                  We're trapped.   Anna looks around desperately for a way out.                                                            103FROZEN - J. Lee   EXT. FJORD -- DAY   Elsa runs, but is nearly blinded by the snow and wind.   EXT. CASTLE -- DAY   Anna and Olaf bust open a window. The storm is so strong it   sweeps the window panes away.                            OLAF                  Slide, Anna.   It's a long, snowy way down. But what choice do they have?   They slide down the iced-covered building.   Anna arrives at the bottom, weak but uninjured. Olaf gathers   snow along the way. He arrives at the bottom as a giant   snowball.                            OLAF (CONT'D)                  We made it!   He shakes off the extra snow as Anna struggles to her feet.   EXT. FJORD -- DAY   Kristoff and Sven bound off the mountain and sprint across   the frozen fjord waters and right into the heart of the   storm. Its white-out wind pushes them back. But they fight   through.                            KRISTOFF                  Come on, buddy, faster.                                                     CUT TO:   Anna and Olaf reach the shore of the fjords.                              ANNA                  Kristoff!   The wind lifts Olaf up and pulls him apart. He goes swirling   off into the storm.                            OLAF                  Keep going, Anna!   Anna struggles on.                                                              104FROZEN - J. Lee                              ANNA                  Kristoff!                                                       PAN TO:   Kristoff rides Sven past cracking, frozen ships. Sven   struggles over the uneven surface.                            KRISTOFF                  Come on! Come on!   Suddenly, a mangled ship, risen by ice, capsizes   over them.   They give it all they've got as debris falls all   around them   and the mast shatters. They make it past just as   the entire   ship slams down and cracks the thick ice beneath   their feet.   The ice opens up. Sven bravely jumps over a gap. But it's too   wide. He bucks Kristoff to safety, but lands in the freezing   water and disappears below.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Sven? Sven!   At first there's nothing but the wind and the tumbling icy   water. But suddenly, Sven surfaces and claws his way to a   floating ice chunk. He calls out, signalling for Kristoff to   go on.                              KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  Good boy.                                                       CUT TO:   Anna moves blindly across the fjord. Anna's hands frost over   an icy blue. She stumbles on, determined. But she's running   out of time.   She clutches her chest. The color in her eyes fades, the   inevitable is coming.                                                       CUT TO:   Kristoff, lost in the white-out, doesn't know which way to   turn. But then he hears a faint--                              ANNA (O.S.)                  Kristoff.                            KRISTOFF                  Anna...? Anna!                                                  WHITE OUT TO:                                                              105FROZEN - J. Lee   Elsa struggles through her own storm, but the fear is   consuming her. A dark shadow approaches. It's Hans.                            HANS                  Elsa. You can't run from this!   Elsa backs away from him.                            ELSA                  ...Just take care of my sister.                            HANS                  Your sister? She returned from the                  mountain weak and cold. She said                  you froze her heart.                              ELSA                  What? No.                            HANS                  I tried to save her, but it was too                  late. Her skin was ice. Her hair                  turned white...   Elsa's face sinks as she realizes what she has done.                            HANS (CONT'D)                  Your sister is dead... because of                  you.   Elsa drops to her knees, emotionally broken. And with that,   the swirling storm suddenly stops. The snow freezes mid-air,   hangs suspended, trapped in grief.   Citizens and dignitaries rush to the wall's edge and look out   to see...   Anna, barely able to move but now able to see across the   fjords to...                            ANNA                      (a whisper)                  Kristoff.                              KRISTOFF                  Anna.   Anna pushes on towards Kristoff. He runs top speed towards   her. There's still a lot of fjord to cross, but Kristoff is   giving it all he's got. He's going to make it.   But then, Anna hears the sound of a sword being drawn from   its scabbard. She turns and sees Hans, behind Elsa, as he   raises his sword over his head.                                                           106FROZEN - J. Lee                              ANNA                  Elsa.   Anna looks back at Kristoff as he runs for her. She gives him   a longing look, but then turns away from him and then...   Using all of her remaining strength, as Hans brings his sword   down, Anna throws herself in front of Elsa.                              ANNA (CONT'D)                  No!   In that instant, Anna freezes to solid ice. The sword hits   her instead of Elsa. The sword shatters completely. The force   of it sends Hans flying back and knocks him out.                              ELSA                  Anna!   Elsa rushes to Anna and touches her sister's frozen face.                            ELSA (CONT'D)                  Oh, Anna...no...no, please no.   Olaf walks up and sees Anna, frozen.                            OLAF                      (confused, sad)                  Anna?   Elsa hugs Anna and cries.   Kristoff watches in shocked despair. Sven steps up to his   side.   Citizens and dignitaries on the castle walls bow their heads.   All of Arendelle is joined in somber silence.   But then, Anna warms. She begins to thaw.   Olaf looks up and gasps. Kristoff and Sven notice, light up.   Anna bends her arm and embraces Elsa.                            ELSA                  Wha-? Anna?   Anna opens her eyes. She smiles at Elsa, relieved.                              ANNA                  Oh, Elsa.   They embrace.                                                              107FROZEN - J. Lee                            ELSA                  ...You sacrificed yourself for me?                             ANNA                      (weak)                  ...I love you.   Olaf realizes what's happened. He's so excited about it, he   lifts his head right off his body and exclaims--                            OLAF                  An act of true love will thaw a                  frozen heart.                            ELSA                      (processing)                  Love...will thaw...                      (realizing)                  Love.... Of course.   Elsa looks at Anna with confidence.                            ANNA                  Elsa?                            ELSA                  Love.   Elsa lifts her arms, and the ground shakes and cracks. The   ice and snow breaks away and rises high into the air.   Beneath their feet the bow of a ship thaws.   The entire fjord melts and other boats right themselves.   The villagers come out to see the warmth returning.   In one final wave, Elsa draws all of the snow into a giant   snowflake in the sky, then waves it away, leaving only a warm   summer day.                            ANNA                  I knew you could do it.                            OLAF                      (melting, good-naturedly)                  Hands down, this is the best day of                  my life...and quite possibly the                  last.                            ELSA                  Oh, Olaf. Hang on, little guy.                                                                  108FROZEN - J. Lee   Elsa waves her hand and surrounds Olaf with a swirl of cold   air. He refreezes. Above his head she leaves a little,   perpetually-snowing storm cloud. Olaf loves it.                            OLAF                  Hey, my own personal flurry.   Kristoff sees Hans trying to get to his feet. He marches   toward him, prepared for a fight. But Anna puts up a hand and   stops him.                            ANNA                  Uh. Uh. Uh.   She'll handle this. She goes over to Hans.                            HANS                      (confused)                  Anna? But she froze your heart.                            ANNA                  The only frozen heart around here                  is yours.   She turns away from him, proud of her words. But not yet   satisfied, she turns back and punches him right in the face.                            HANS                  Ah! Whoa, whoa, whoa!   He falls overboard.   Elsa comes over to Anna and hugs her. Over her shoulder,   Kristoff meets Anna's eyes. She smiles brighter, happy.                                                        DISSOLVE TO:   EXT. ARENDELLE -- DAY   It's a beautiful summer day. The mighty ships have been   repaired and are sailing away.   On one of the ships, HANS is thrown into a brig.                            FRENCH DIGNITARY                      (to Kai)                  I will return this scoundrel to his                  country. We shall see what his                  twelve big brothers think of his                  behavior.                            KAI                  Arendelle thanks you, my Lord.                                                           109FROZEN - J. Lee   Down on the dock, Arendelle guards lead the Duke and his two   thugs to their ship.                            DUKE                  This is unacceptable. I am                  innocent. I'm a victim of fear.                  I've been traumatized.                      (bad acting)                  Ow! My neck hurts. Is there a                  doctor I could...No? And I demand                  to see the Queen!   Kai steps down from the gangplank to the dock.                            KAI                  I have a message from the Queen.                      (reading a scroll)                  Arendelle will henceforth and                  forever no longer do business of                  any sort with Weaseltown.                            DUKE                  Weselton. It's Weselton!   The guards usher him and his thugs onto their ship.   EXT. VILLAGE SQUARE -- DAY   Anna runs through the crowd, pulling a blindfolded Kristoff   along behind her. She's so excited she can't stand it.                            ANNA                  Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on!   She runs him right into a pole.                            KRISTOFF                  Pole.                            ANNA                  Oops. Sorry.   EXT. ARENDELLE DOCKS -- DAY   Anna skips to the perfect spot and stops.                            ANNA                      (stopping)                  Okay. Okay. Here we are.                                                           110FROZEN - J. Lee   She takes off the blindfold. Kristoff opens his eyes. Before   him sits the most beautiful, suped-up sled. Sven poses in   front of it -- Vanna White-style.                            ANNA (CONT'D)                  I owe you a sled.                            KRISTOFF                      (blown away)                  Are you serious?                            ANNA                  Yes. And it's the latest model.                            KRISTOFF                  No. I can't accept this...                            ANNA                  You have to. No returns. No                  exchanges. Queen's orders. She's                  named you the official Arendelle                  Ice Master and Deliverer.   Sven shows off the Ice-Master-and-Deliverer medal like he's   king of the bucks.                            KRISTOFF                  What? That's not a thing.   But he can't help but admire her enthusiasm.                            ANNA                  Sure it is. And it even has a cup                  holder.... Do you like it?                             KRISTOFF                  Like it?   He sweeps her up high overhead and spins her around.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  I love it.... I could kiss you!   He drops her, suddenly embarrassed.                            KRISTOFF (CONT'D)                  ...I could. I mean I'd like to.                  I'd... may I? We me....I mean, may                  we? Wait, what?   She gives him a quick kiss on the cheek.                             ANNA                  We may.                                                              111FROZEN - J. Lee   He smiles and goes for it. It's a true love's kiss, alright.   We move past them to find Olaf enjoying the summer.   With his snow cloud safely overhead, he's free to smell the   flowers, which he does. Then sneezes his carrot nose off.   Sven catches it between his teeth. Olaf gasps as Sven sucks   the whole carrot into his mouth. It's gone.   Olaf's face sinks in sadness. But not to fear, Sven spits the   carrot back out and jams it into Olaf's face where it   belongs. It's completely covered in reindeer spit, but Olaf   doesn't seem to mind. He hugs Sven happily.                                                       CUT TO:   EXT. CASTLE COURTYARD -- DAY   The gates to the castle are wide open. In the courtyard,   stands Elsa.                            ELSA                  Are you ready?   Villagers cheer. Elsa stops and creates an ice rink. The   people, skates at the ready, hope onto it and twirl about.   Elsa then freezes the fountain in a beautiful design and adds   some snow flurries for atmosphere.   Anna comes slipping in. Elsa catches her.                            ANNA                  I like the open gates.                            ELSA                  We are never closing them again.   Elsa then waves her hand and magical ice skates (literally   made of ice) form on Anna's boots.                            ANNA                  What? Oh, Elsa, they're beautiful,                  but you know I don't ska--   Elsa grabs Anna's hands and pulls her along on the ice. Anna   slips and slides, but laughs in delight.   Sven goes slipping past. Kristoff runs after him.                            KRISTOFF                  Look out. Reindeer coming through!                                                                 112FROZEN - J. Lee   Olaf skates and helps Elsa coach Anna.                            OLAF                  That's it. Glide and pivot and                  glide and pivot.   We pull away slowly, into the sky. We arrive at a bird's-eye   view to see that where the castle had crumbled has been   repaired with a ice.   All is right in Arendelle.                                                   FINAL FADE OUT.                                  THE END