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Yo @TESLA you keep spreading that shit rumor of you finding electricity, yo ass about to get Wacked
#abouttogetclapped #electricity

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I just founded the first library in the whole United States. You check out books to read and then bring em back when you're done. You're welcome illiterates. #firstlibrary readsomebooks spreadingknowledge

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My amazing bifocals don't help my old ass eyes. Let"s make some street lamps mofos .
#lamp #streetlight

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I made this catheter thing to help my brother Jon because he has bladder stones lol
#urinarycatheter #bladderstones

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My fat ass couldn't swim, so I made some duck feet to help I made this shit when I was 11 you dumbasses. Yah Yeeeet
#11yearsold #hopinthepool #swimfins

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Yo I just invented these new glasses called bifocals. The bottom of the lens helps you see close up and the top is for far away. You're welcome blind people.
#bifocals #blindpeople

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