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I was building the lego when jane attacked me

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I was building the lego when jane attacked me

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I was frying the guy sitting next to me, cause I felt like it.

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I was frying the guy sitting next to me, cause I felt like it.

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I was screaming while playing against sweats in Minecraft.

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I was screaming while playing against sweats in Minecraft.

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I was cutting my narwal pie this morning.

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I was cutting my narwal pie this morning.

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I was eating some ostrich eggs when my mom screamed at me.

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I was eating some ostrich eggs when my mom screamed at me.

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I will be eating Chik-fil-a because Popeyes was not good food.

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I will be eating Chik-fil-a because Popeyes was not good food.

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I will be eating the transformers on Wednesday.

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I will be eating the transformers on Wednesday.

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I will be singing rainbow connection at the super bowl.

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I will be singing rainbow connection at the super bowl.

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I have been dancing on top of the table at Tacobell. 

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I have been dancing on top of the table at Tacobell. 

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I will eat the Popeyes chicken sandwitch.

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I will eat the Popeyes chicken sandwitch.

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I screamed at Adrian for drinking all the juice.

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I screamed at Adrian for drinking all the juice.

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I was eating Ricardo, my wife, when the FBI kicked my door down.

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I was eating Ricardo, my wife, when the FBI kicked my door down.

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I kicked the soccer ball across the field. 

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I kicked the soccer ball across the field. 