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When You Find Out the Assignment is Double-Sided.....😭😂

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When You Find Out the Assignment is Double-Sided.....😭😂

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I can’t dance worth crap, but the minute I step in dog poop I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

Police: Knock knock
Me: Who’s there?
Police: Police
Me: What do you want?
Police: To talk
Me: How many of you are there?
Police: Two-?
Me: Talk to each other

READ THIS ALOUD!!!!

This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.

NOW GO BACK AND READ THE THIRD WORD ONLY FROM EACH SENTENCE FROM THE START!

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When you see the person you hate talking to your best friend:

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That face you make when you’re singing your heart out:

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When your names in a math problem.
Class:*Stares at you*
You: That's right I got 40 watermelon and I ain't sharing not one with y'all!!

I bet the "YMCA" dance is harder in Chinese.

That annoying moment when you get really comfortable in your fuzzy covers, and then BAM, you gotta pee! Like what the heck?