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A Reese's pencil with a bite on one end and a nibble on the other.

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A Reese's pencil with a bite on one end and a nibble on the other.

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Pencil that would shock you if you wrote something going against the powers that be

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Pencil that would shock you if you wrote something going against the powers that be

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filling the bucket with things that are stress free

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filling the bucket with things that are stress free

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A pencil that is magical and allows you to get out of meetings

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A pencil that is magical and allows you to get out of meetings

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everything that needs to be done or solved that goes into the bucket gets magically solved

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everything that needs to be done or solved that goes into the bucket gets magically solved

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A pencil that broadcasts your thoughts even if it's not what you want to write-- eek!

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A pencil that broadcasts your thoughts even if it's not what you want to write-- eek!

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Pencil that says out loud whatever you write- talking pencil 

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Pencil that says out loud whatever you write- talking pencil 

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Controversial graphics or words

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Sentient pencil that makes off-color jokes/AI pencil

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Sentient pencil that makes off-color jokes/AI pencil

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can fill it as much or as little as you need

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can fill it as much or as little as you need

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bucket can be cloned to get many things done at one time

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bucket can be cloned to get many things done at one time

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Multilingual pencil or a pencil that translates for you

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Multilingual pencil or a pencil that translates for you

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Pencil on one end, sharpie on the other.

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Pencil on one end, sharpie on the other.

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magical bucket that meets your needs, i.e. you get in the bucket to your perfect stress free environment

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magical bucket that meets your needs, i.e. you get in the bucket to your perfect stress free environment

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Pencil that translates words into images

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Pencil that translates words into images

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Pencil that is half donkey and half elephant.

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Pencil that is half donkey and half elephant.

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bucket is like a wheely suitcase that doesn't tip, is easy to carry

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bucket is like a wheely suitcase that doesn't tip, is easy to carry

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A pencil aligned with one political party

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A pencil aligned with one political party

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Slippery pencil that you had to chase in order to handle 

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Slippery pencil that you had to chase in order to handle 

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bucket you can throw your paperwork in and it does it for you

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bucket you can throw your paperwork in and it does it for you

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A pencil that is contro-versial or contra-versial.

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A pencil that is contro-versial or contra-versial.

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Punctuation saves lives

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Pencil that screams when you make a spelling error

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Pencil that screams when you make a spelling error

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I had my patience tested.  It came back negative.

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I had my patience tested.  It came back negative.

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Pencil with a huge diameter that requires both hands to hold

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Pencil with a huge diameter that requires both hands to hold

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Writing on side says: I forgot what I was about to write…

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the bucket has in it whatever you need in the moment

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the bucket has in it whatever you need in the moment

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A pencil that transforms into a kid's favorite toy 

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A pencil that transforms into a kid's favorite toy 

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Has the definition of “controversy” printed on it.

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An infinitely auto-filling Pez dispenser pencil

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An infinitely auto-filling Pez dispenser pencil