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wait what happened to all the boosterthon stuff. oh wait ṯ̸̨̧͈̼́́͊̂̐̏͋̀h̵̙̬͇̭̦̲̝̠͈͎̲͎̗̖̳̞̫̒́͊̍̅́͐̽́͒̈́̎̾̀̈̉͊̀͋͘̚ȩ̵̛̼̜̭͎͉̱̮̽͐̉͆̌̈́͆̄͐͒̅͗̏̔̈̕͜͝y̸̗͎̦̮͔̓ are gone no more D̸͍̤̏̄̆͛̾̾̃̄̃̌̅̃̃̓̂̐̚̚̚͘ ̵̧̢̧̢̨̫̳̤̹̖̻̟͉̟̺̣͚̞̖̙͙̫͎̫̩̗̪̖͓͔̽́̀̈͝E̴̡̢̧̛͎͇̭̬̞͖̬̱͎̙̙̮̠͓̦̩͕͈̰͕̜̹̺̦̦̖͕͙̳͓̤̅̿̎͗̌̄̾̇͒̔̉̂͐͒̅̃̈́̃́͑̄̉̿̿́̀͘̕ ̶̨̡̢̛̞̼̠̮̩̻̩͙̪̹̪͚̪͉̯̭̙̦̠̜̼̋̌̇͑̈́̿́̽̐͋̏̓̅̅͂̚̕͠ͅA̴̢̧̫̟̱͔̬̣̞̖̙̬͙͙̙̯͕͙̠̫̗͇̠͙̪̯̖̱̓̈̄̿͒̀̂̈́̅̉̃̿̌̂͋̿̑̊͋̐̉͋̎̇͒̎͋̍̀͒͘̕͝͠ ̵̨͓͍̻̹̙͔̮̩͚͓̣̗͓̮̹͚͖̯̝̣͔͉͍̺̪̳̲̣̺͉̬̝͛͛͆͌̒͊̊̓͆̈́̈́̍̓͆̊͒̚͘T̴̛̳͊͒͆̋͂͋̍̽͗̏͊̑̔̉̄͂̂́̓̆̏͊̚͘͝͝͠͠͝ ̷̛͍͋̿̅̈́̽͌̄̓͑̄̓̐̀̋͆͌̌́͊͛̅̽̌̃͐͒̃̚͝͝Ḫ̷̛̪͓̩̫̺̳͙͖̹̖̟̺̗̟͎̗̮̹͉̗̖̙̺̙̗͙̹̻̗͎̾̑̀́̃̂̍̏͋͆̑͌̔̓̉͐̔̋̃̾̌͝ͅ

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I am an alien, read my language.

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People are dying due to boosterthon people

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People are dying due to boosterthon people

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This what happen when boosterthon people talk, their breath stinks so bad that even a garbage truck would get a seizure.

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THE BOOSTERTHON PEOPLE ARE HERE, NOOOOOOOOO!

But no seriously they are which means that we will get severe brain and ear damage, sucks to be us.

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Witness' experience from water main break at Quinn.

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Witness' experience from water main break at Quinn.

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Okay so I was just chilling and people are so annoying it was so hot and they had made us watch a bunch of movies that were so boring that I almost fell asleep people were farting on me people were coughing at the back of my head kicking my seat and screaming their brains out. Everyone was like breaking out no cards and they were just doing random games so I felt weird and I started reading a book and it got boring so it was looking at my Sketchbook i didn't even have a pencil and I was really angry so I wheezed very very aggressively breathed because carbon dioxide was all over the place can people were just like yelling "like yeah I need to go home or else I will literally just walk home I'm so cool!" i started to have hallucinations because there was so much carbon dioxide.

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Today the water main broke at Quinn! They have to go to Middle School. While in the meantime they are watching a movie and having snacks, while their parents take them home.