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can i see??

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its in my pants, i peed

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Im having a pool party! Youre invited!

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*pisses in my pants*

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<3

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fun

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i'm gonna use a large bat to swing it through your window <3

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nothing homies

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what is up minecraft gamers? i am currently standing outside your house with a large rock <3

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heck

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b i r d s -

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bitch i'm thinking about bird, gargle my cock and balls

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h a h a   y o i n k

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i said "if you don't shut the fresh mcfuck up i'll show you that kneecaps are not a human right, rather they are a privilege"

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i threatened someone with this exact line

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i'd love to know the backstory of this chatroom's name

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truely

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legendary

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dunno

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HOW'D YOU FIND MY MOM'S PHOTO????

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i have a lot from r/comedyheaven

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i wonder what memes i have on this chromebook, if any

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my god

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a tragedy worthy of shakespear

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tragic

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hel

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he

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e

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h

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a a a a a  a a a a a a a

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is everyone just kinda dead? I can assume so

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the page died for a while there

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okay than

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wait what

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hey guys, guess what

thanos has a prostate the size of an american football.

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Well then

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i stepped in wet paint yesterday

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heya

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hello

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sorry i was gone, i was playing minc raft

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get em', boys

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sounds like something a rick and morty fan would say.

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also I have gone a little insane. so you know how in the back of books they have 3 to 6 blank pages well I have been writing insanity quotes on them and I really hope no teacher sees it because it just looks insane and when its read kinda sounds insane...

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nice. and i really am a uinicorn

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Also, in contrast to this title, I KNEE-D my caps

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Not me. I'm in foster care. Also, I'm playing mario world during math class

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okay I need to ask. who has parents that arent devorced and still living together

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I am currently watching minecraft instead of paying attention in math

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me neither alex me neither

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i do not enjoy school

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I do not enjoy this

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Good job

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my song disobeyed me so now I am listening to copycat

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neat

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I am looping a song and vibing

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yee

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thank you alex, very cool

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I'm proud

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i'm eating string cheese

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how do you edit other people's messages

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g l u p   s h i t t o .

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jokes on you, nerd, i wanna die

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no I will not accept that his name is ranboo and you will not disrespect him. if you disrespect him he will commit arson and take your only cannon life

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his name is glup shitto now.

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his name is ranboo do not disrespect the enderman

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my personal name for him is glup shitto

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good

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I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS

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nah this is weeb shit

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y o u   f u c k i n g   w e e b

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tubboat

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I now exist as an account and not anonymous

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the minecraft bee is   t r a n s

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i remember that in my poetry unit in like, middle school or something, my poetry was sung  p r a i s e s  about because i got to write about anything

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and the title of the doc is simply called dreams. its fekin great

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I mean I have a fun little story that goes with an image for an assignment and I had fun writing that because I got to choose the image and I got to choose what the story was gonna be about.

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like if you tell me to write something creative and of my choice giving me small guidelines then hell yea I can do that.

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but god forbid i write a 300 word essay

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li'm the same way, though. like, i can churn out a ton of pages for a story about someone taking weird pills and finding out everyone the knew was dead

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that sounds like adhd, homie

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I love writing shit i can write for hours if I have an idea and know where I want to go with it. but when a teacher tells me to write an essay on a topic I just cant because I have no idea where I want to go with it I have no idea how to start. its no longer my choice I have to do it.

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if someone tells me to do anything the serotonin just  d r i e s  up like your fingers when you touch bones

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history is like reading. you don't wanna do it when you are told to. if you are told to do something it no longer is fun for you it becomes something mandatory and you dont wanna do it because well your being forced to. like with reading I read for hours one day my own book having a nice time and I wouldnt let anything take me away from it. I didnt eat that entire day because I was reading for fun. but when a parent tells you to "get off your phone and read a book" you dont wanna  anymore because it was demanded of you and it has become a task. like some people may actually like doing dishes or laundry because it is relaxing to them but when someone tells you to do it it no longer is relaxing its mandatory.

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like, i love learning about cursed history facts, but regular history is boring

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same, history is boring when you're forced to do it

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I do that with all of my other classes except maybe math but history is just such a fucking drag!!! it just sucks! all of his work is written by hand on paper and shit and I hate it! I just wish history was like an optional thing

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bro, next year   d o   y o u r  w o r k  o n  t i m e

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HE WONT TAKE HW AFTER FRIDAY!!!!!!

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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because this is a lecture class 20 minutes of work feels like 3 hours

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nice. I would rather fail it and take an easy online class during the summer.

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i'm taking an exam and i'm just googling everything