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Oscar plays t-ball; after all, he is pretty good at  it.

Ill Chill likes rapping; after all, his Soundcloud has over 1000 followers.

Tyral likes to play chess; although, he knows Ill Chill is better.

J-Roc likes to steal; however, he gets caught a lot.

Bubbles likes his bubble machine; although, he lost it in a fire.

Daniel likes tables; after all, they are all hes got.

William likes trains; however. he has recently found stools.

Cade likes games; although, he is not very good at them.

Kofi likes reading; although, the books he reads seem a bit above our age.

Connor owns me; in fact, he has several other children in his shack.

Joe lives in Connor's shack; however, he is planning to escape.

Mr. Vallez's middle name is Paul; however, his first name is John.

Oscar breaks ankles; although, he usually apologizes.

Kofi wears sick socks; sometimes, he even wears Stance socks.

I like sports; although, they can be boring at times.

Daniel's galaxy juice was good; however, nobody liked it.

The boys burnt down a restaurant; although, it was an accident.

Connor can dunk; even though, he usually breaks the back-board.

Oscar thinks he is sick; although, he is most definetly not.

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Ill Chill makes music; so far, I think it's amazing.

I love Ill Chill; even though, he is a rapper.

Jimmy took the bus; even though, his friend weren't on it.

I like basketball; of course, I play baseball.

I study in school; even though, I don't like to.

I read Seabiscuit; even though, I hate it.

I like phones; that is, until you forget your passcode.

I go to sleep; in fact, I do it every day.

I sit in chairs; even though, they are the next smoking.

I'm typing on this computer; so far, it is pretty boring.

I want to listen to Ill Chill; after all, he is a good rapper.

Ms. Harsha won't let me listen to Ill Chill; even though, he is amazing.

Joe is sitting next to me; that is, until class is over.

I type on the keyboard; until now, my fingers haven't ached.

Daniel made galaxy juice; in brief, I almost vomited.

Daniel's galaxy juice tasted horrible; after all, his partner didn't show up.

I read books; only because, I have to.

I pet my dog; in particular, his head.

I drink water; that is, because I need it.

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I eat strawberries, but they are disgusting.

I hate bombs, so I don't use them.

My house exploded, so now I am homeless.

I dribble the ball, so I can have fun.

I sit in the corner, but I don't like it.

I wash cars, but I don't get paid.

I walk dogs, but I don't get paid.

I can dunk, yet I rarely dunk.

I shoot threes, but I don't make them.

Today I threw a frisbee, so I had fun.

I kick humans, yet I don't like to.

I eat pizza, so I am fat.

I run, but I like to walk.

I walk, but I like to run.

I ride cars, but they cost money.

I eat cheese, but I don't enjoy it.

I ride horses, but the ride gets bumpy.

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I like cake, but it is unhealthy.

I like dogs, but they are a lot of work.

I like blenders, but you need to plug them in.

I like pitchforks, but you can break them.

I like cars, but they are expensive.

I like trains, but they can kill people.

I don't like cats, but they are soft.

I don't like fast food, but it tastes good.

I like shovels, but they can break.

I like tortilla chips, but they can break when you try to get things out of the blender.

I like cliffs, but you can fall off of them.

I like snowblowers, but they can be messy.

I dont like school, but it is educational.

I like sports, but they can hurt you.

I dont like rain, but it provides water.

I like chainsaws, but they can cut you.

I like chains, but they can crush bone.

I like tables, but they can burn.

I like fruit, but it can spoil.

My dog ate a chipmunk, but it wasnt hungry.

My hammer

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I like windows; they provide natural light.

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I like extension cords; they can kill you.

I like forks; you can stick them in electrical outlets.

I like food; it is wonderful.

I like trains; they can run things over.

I don't like running; it is too much work.

I like Daniel; he is sitting next to me.

I like windows; you can throw things out of them.

I don't like Bernie Sanders; he is a communist.

I don't like Hilary Clinton; she is disgusting.

I don't like soccer; it is boring.

I don't like ultimate frisbee; it is really boring.

I don't like golf; it is bland.

I don't like school; it is full of threats.

I love trains; they run things over quickly and efficiently.

I like trucks; they hit things with force.

I like acid; it makes me happy.

I play sports; they keep me occupied.

I like octopi; they are slippery and long.

I like snakes; they are funny when they roll.

I don't like writing these; they are very boring.

I don't like Barrack Obama; he is lazy.

I like America; it is full of obesity.

I like pheasants; they are not very smart.

There is a dead squirrel outside my house; he is flat and brown.

Democrats can be annoying; they irritate me sometimes.

America is the greatest country ever; that is an opinion.

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I like strawberries; they are great.

I like running; it's healthy.

I like eating; it's amazing.

I love baseball; it's fun.

I like basketball; it's fun.

I want food; I'm hungry.

I live in America; it's awesome.

I eat food; it's delicious.

I eat cats; just kidding.

I jump; I go high.

I like sitting; it's not fun.

I run fast; it is sad.

I like walls; they are solid.

I like floors; they are flat.

I like chairs; they are good for posture.

I like benches; they are used to sit.

I like radiators; they provide heat.

I like wood; it is sturdy.

I like nails; they hold things together.

I like carpets; they are soft.

I like outlets; they charge my phone.

I don't like school; it's boring.

I like windows; they provide a view.

I like buckets; they hold stuff.

I like desks; they can be organized.

I like tables; you can sit on them.

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I like cake, because it is good.

I like dogs, because they are soft.

I like blenders, because they are efficient.

I like pitchforks, because they get the job done.

I like cars, because they move places.

I like trains, because they can crush things.

I don't like cats, because they are rude.

I don't like fast food, because it is gross.

I like shovels, because they hit things without forgiveness.

I like tortilla chips, because they get things out of blenders.

I like cliffs, because you can drop things off of them.

I like snow blowers, because they chop things up into little pieces.

I don't like school, because it is boring.

I like sports, because I have nothing else going on.

I don't like rain, because it makes it hard to run things over.

I like chainsaws,  because they cut things up fast.

I like chains, because they can crush bone.

I like tables, because they can hold things.

I like fruit, because it can spoil.

My dog ate a chipmunk, because it was hungry.

My hammer broke, because I was hitting the man too hard.

My car is dented, because I hit the human too hard.

My house is red, because I threw red balloons at it.

My car is in the shop, because my baby hit it with a train.

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I like most foods, but I don't like all of them.

I eat strawberries, because they are great.

I love my life, so I am happy.

food tastes great, because it's delicious.

I ride a bike, because it's fast.

I eat food, so I am full.

I ride horses, because it's fun.

I eat cheese, because it's tasty.

I ride cars, because they are fast.

I walk, because it's fast.

I run, because it's fast.

I play games, so I have a good time.

I eat pizza, because it's tasty.

I kick humans, because they're mean.

Today I threw a frisbee, because it was fun.

I splash threes, because I practice.

I dunk, because it's awesome.

I eat meat, so I have a good source of protein.

I eat steak, so I can maintain health.

I walk dogs, because I get paid.

I wash cars, because I get money.

I sit in the corner, because I am ashamed.

I dribble the ball, because I can.

My house exploded, because of dynamite.

I hate bombs, because they kill people.

My baby is falling, so I'm happy.

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Everyone likes going to the movies, but nobody likes to pay for it.

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I took the trash out late; consequently, the garbage can is still full.

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I am a very good student; I never come to class late.

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That one horse with the really long name that no one cares to  read
(Joe)

Lucky
(Lexi)

Felicia du Quan
(Ella and Mady)

Daddy Sausage Jr.
(Oscar and Brayden)

Estella Star
(Markelle and Hannah)

Leonard
(Kofi)

Little Jimmy
(Sydney and Campbell)

Happy
(Connor)

Puff Daddy Big Man
(William, Daniel, Cade)

Twinkle Toes the Eclipse
(Alex W. and Charlie)