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Some of my jokes have been copied so yeah I was the first person to put jokes on this competition so please respect my jokes that have been copied and may the best class win… the pizza

By Lewis F

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Don’t write with a broken pencil

Because it’s pointless.

Levi Roney

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dark humour is like food, not everyone gets it

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dark humour is like food, not everyone gets it

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5/6T

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what does a horse say after it falls

i can’t giddy up

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts can’t talk!

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Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Aria

Aria who?

My last name isn’t who!

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What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

A woolly jumper!

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Why was the math book feeling down at work?

It had too many problems to solve.

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What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back

A stick

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What's blue & doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

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Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because they can't fit inside a house.

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Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" Nobody stands up

Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students here!" Little Johnny stands up

Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny, you think you're stupid?"

Little Johnny: "No, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

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What do you call an elephant in a telephone box?

Stuck

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What kind of dog tells the time?

A watch dog.

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Child: I think we need a new teacher.

Mom: Why’s that?

Child: Our teacher doesn’t know anything! She keeps asking us for the answers

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What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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What looks like half a car?

The other half.

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Teacher: What is the most common phrase used in school?

Student: I don’t know!

Teacher: Correct!

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Teacher: We will only have a half-day of school this morning…

Students: Yay!!!!

Teacher: Then we will have the other half this afternoon.

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Teacher: If I had 8 oranges in one hand and 10 apples in the other hand, what would I have?

Student: Big hands!

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What do you call a teacher who forgot to take attendance?

Absent-minded.

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What's a cats favourite colour?

Puuurple

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How dose the ocean say hello?

It waves

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What type of car does baby yoda drive?

A toyoda.

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Why do you put candles on top of a cake?

Because you can't put them on the bottom.

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Question What do you clean your top teeth with?

Answer: Toothpaste

Question: What do you clean your bottom with?

Answer: Toothpaste

Really?....Because I clean my bottom with toilet paper.

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Why did Chewbacca get set sent back down to play minor league baseball

He was making to many Wookiee mistakes

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What did Baby Corn say to Mummy Corn?

Where's Pop Corn?

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Ariella 3/4s What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi!

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what do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

a dino-snore

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why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

because it had no body to dance with

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Why was the cow laughing?

Because this joke is aMOOzing

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter g.

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What do you call a dinosaur fart?

A blast from the past

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whose there

doctor

doctor who

ohhh weee wooo

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knock knock

whose their

ice

ice who

ice ice baby

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the moovies!

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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Did you hear that the man who invented the throat lozenge has died?

Apparently there will; be no coffin at his funeral.

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AFL Joke.

Why can't you swim at St Kilda beach?

Because they only have one flag! 🚩

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I said to the gym instructor: “can you teach me to do the splits?”

He said “how flexible are you?”

I said “I can’t make tuesdays”.

Max Bertram

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Why did the Golfer need two pares of socks ?

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Why did the Golfer need two pares of socks ?

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Because he might get a HOLE IN ONE!

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yesterday I saw a guy spill all his scrabble on the street so I asked him what’s the word on the street

Max Bertram

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Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow w-

MOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Have you heard about the school that only ate raisins for a year? They were raisin awareness

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How do you make octopus laugh by tentickles

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple!

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How do books like to sleep?

-Under their covers 📚

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What do you call bears with no ears?

B!

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I’m close friends with 25 letters but I don’t know Y

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knock knock

Who's there?

Ice cream

Ice cream who?

ICE CREAM SO YO CAN HEAR ME

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what to pigs use in the shower?

Hogwash

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what is a teacher's favourite nation?

Expla-Nation

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why is the math book so unhappy?

because it's full of problems

maicy

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1. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.

2. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear.

3. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.

4. What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock.

5. How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.

6. What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed.

7. What do you think of that new diner on the moon?
Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.

8. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

9. Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
Because she will "let it go, let it go."

10. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.

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Q. What is a ghost's favorite position in soccer?
A. Ghoul keeper.

Q. Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
A. Because she's always running away from the ball.

Q. When is a baby good at basketball?
A. When it's dribbling!

Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one!

Q. Why did the man keep doing the backstroke?
A. Because he just ate and didn't want to swim on a full stomach!

Q. What part of a football pitch smells nicest ?
A. The scenter spot!

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What is cristiano ronaldo's favourite fruit

Oranges because they have vitamin suuuuuuuiiiiiiii

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dylan

a guy walks in a bar theres a line pf people wating to punch him

thats the punchline.

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when do you call a joke a dad joke

When it becomes apparent

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what shoes do snails wear

Snoooooooookers

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what do you call a person with no body and no nose

Nobody knows

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There were 3 people at the top of a slide, when suddenly a genie appeared! He said:

"As you go down the slide, yell out what you want most, and you will land in it at the bottom."

The first person goes down and yells "Gold!!" And they land in a pot of gold.

The second person goes down and yells "Beer" and lands in a pot beer.

Finally, the third person goes down and they are really excited! As they are going down the slide, they yell out "wee!!!!!!"

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Why should you never trust stairs?
They’re always up to something.

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what is faster hot or cold

Hot because you can catch a cold

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what kind of tree can you hold in your hand

A palm tree

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What do you call a deer with know eyes?

i have know eye deer.

what do you call a deer with know eyes and know legs?

still know eyederr.

Have you heard about the caffe on the moon?They good food but know atmosphere.

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Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle?

You might denture car.

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What did one toilet say to the other

You look a bit flushed. hehehe

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what happened when the ice cube got covid.

It ice/illated.

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why are blunt pencils bad

Because they are pointless

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Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the highs notes

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Why builders so good at basketball? Because they kept on nailing their shots

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What did the triangle say the circle. Your pointless.

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Why are Lego characters so bad at basketball

Because they keep on throwing bricks

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” And the grasshopper says “ You have named Steve!?”

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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job

Because she couldn’t control her pupils!