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If you ever see a Tamandua Anteater T-pose... RUN

This animal literally T-poses as a way to scare of their enemies. Some people that may have brain damage 🧠 thinks that this thing can't do anything and just thinks T-posing looks intimidating. THEY'RE WRONG. This Anteater doesn't just look terrifying, but they have claws that can make a scratch 4 inches (10 centimetres) into a big tree. So, if u ever encounter a T-posing anteater, make sure that u brought a shotgun with at least a 20-slot heavy ammo pack with you.

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If you're ever looking for a new night light because you want to keep the monster under your bed away, then I highly recommend you use the anglerfish's lantern.

The light is ~0.001-0.01 lumens which means it's barely seeable from distance in pitch black which is perfect for people who need the actual darkness to sleep. It also looks beautifully scary for a night light, so I don't blame people who wakes up randomly at 3:01am and their own nightlight scares the life out of them. But HEY! That's how you exercise your 'expression'. So, this is why you should use the angler fish's lantern as a night light, but I can't make any promises on keeping the monsters under your bed away.

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Special advice for people that are trying to get smarter & fitter 

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Special advice for people that are trying to get smarter & fitter 

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1. Wake up at 3:00am and take a full sprint run anywhere that is more than 10km, if you stop full sprinting your not doing it right. You also have to do it under 30 minutes.

2. Eat a nutritious breakfast that includes pepsi and any type of lollies. These food types help us be energised throughout the day

3. Go study about medicine non stop until 7pm at night. MAKE SURE TO SKIP LUNCH!

4. Eat a dinner that includes large cakes.

5. Don't brush your teeth, this will waste time while you could be sleeping

6. Repeat

Congratulations on making it to the end! If you knew this was all bad for your body and brain then you already know the basics of keeping smart and healthy and will improve.... eventually.

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The Tiger, the Karen and the wardrobe (By 3OZ)

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The Tiger, the Karen and the wardrobe (By 3OZ)

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I was sitting casually at a cafe table, waiting for them to call my order. It was precisely around 7:37am. To kill time, I watched a blonde hair lady park her car and quickly walked into the cafe. She came cut the line and came up to the cashier saying in a bold voice, "look kiddo, I'm quite busy and I need a flat white coffee ASAP, just tell your people to focus on MY order so I can quickly go and do my thing... got it?" Alright number one, I was quite entertained by her voice and how she was acting because yk, it's not every day you see a blonde lady walk in and snaps at the cashier. Number two, I'm pretty sure the cashier was older than her so when she said 'kiddo' I frowned. Lastly, I'm sorry karen-lovers but I hate karens and my karen sensors were tingling. But then the cashier wasn't going to take karen behaviour and snap right back at her and said, "Alright ma'am, I'm sorry but we can't get your coffee before all the other people that ordered before you, if you want it as soon as possible I highly recommend you go to the back of the queue and wait for your turn to order,". Ofc Karens wouldn't let cashiers snap at them, so it was obvious that she said, "I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOUR MANAGER,". I don't rlly know what happened next bc my order was called out and I just took my order and went to school but for the sake of the story and title, I'll tell you what I thought happen. The cashier was a G.O.A.T and stood up to the karen like a boss so i bet you when the karen called for the manager he unleashed his pet tiger, Timmy, bc he doesn't let karens tell him what to do. Timmy ripped of the karens purse and handed it to the cashier who was frowning at the karen. At this point the karens skin turned so red it was like a tomato. She called the police, the police talked to the manager and the manager fired the cashier and the cashier got arrested along with Timmy. Now the Karen always hides in her wardrobe so that the landlord can't find her so she doesn't have to pay her rents because Timmy stole her purse which contains literally everything that she owned. The moral of this story is... Dont take on Karens with a tiger.

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Me when I win an argument against my mum on "If we should get McDonalds for lunch or not"