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im reading a book about anti-gravity. its impossible to put down

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Why was the spider on the computer. To get on the web.

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Why does no one in antarctica have Covid-19? Because they're already Ice-o-lated.

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Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? because every play has a cast

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i saw someone drop their scrabble letters on the street.
I asked whats the word on the street

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What did the grape say when he was pinched?

Nothing he just gave a little wine.

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whats the best thing about swizerland?
I dont know, but the flag is a big plus.

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my boss told me to have a good day, so I went home

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i was at the bank and an old lady asked me to help her check her balance, so i pushed her over

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Q:when do jokes become dad jokes
A: when they become apparent

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!

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The judge said "order in the court"
So I said " A burger with fries please"

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What did the plate say to the refrigerator?

`Stay cool, dinner's on me

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Today at a bank an old lady asked me to checked her balance

So I pushed her over

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What do cereal killers do to there cloths?
They hang them...
(I made this)

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God making spiders,

God:let it have 6 eyes

Me:ok

God make it have 6 legs

Me:calm down a lital its only a aninimal not a monst...

God: make it have 🤬 string

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What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something.

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What is the best way to cook a gator
In a crock-pot

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I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium started dating and I was like "OMG"

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.

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I was reading an article on lightning. It had me ecstatic.

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I was reading an article on lightning. It had me ecstatic.

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Jayden James

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do you want to here a joke about vegetables. never mind its to corny

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Why would China be the best base ball team?.. because they took out the world with one bat

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What did the dad say to his child at birth?
Ight imma head out.

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*i put water on the floor*
*my sister slips*
*i use drums and go bud dum 🤬*

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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A thief broke into my house last night,he started searching for money so i woke up and searched with him

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i am a joke :D