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Dear Frank AKA Dad <3

As you already know I’m on an expedition with Jarle, Samuel and some other people. The berserk crew has more use for me now than ever after Mr Andhøy decided to «go kontiki» as he says. In other words, we are taking the berserk ship to prove the history books and the skeptics wrong. «We will rewrite history and become ridiculously handsome doing it» he says. I’m trying to convince him that his theory lacks support both from a historical point of view and common sense, but he will not listen!

Well, anyhow I’m running out of money and I desperately need a refill. It would be very nice if you could send me more money since we clearly will be expanding our expedition for another month or another year. I will not ask for a specific amount, just send the amount you feel that your oldest daughter deserves ;)

I bet you want to know what expedition we’re going on? Well, I can tell you but then you must send a couple of TINE BRUNOST with the money. We are planning an expedition from China to The USA to prove that Americans are Asian, and not a result of Colombus and his discoveries. Stupid you say? Try to tell that to Mr Andhøy.

Write you soon, give my love to grandma and the rest of the family.

Kind regards Ida.

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The seven things I want to take with me are:
1. Toothbrush
2. Rope
3. Pocketknife
4. My cat Osvald
5. Food
6. Water
7. Fishing pole

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HELP!
I'm stranded on a desert island with Jarle Andhøy. PLEASE HELP US! However it would be nice if you could wait for a few months, then I will get some quality time  with Mr Andhøy. Well, after six months we're probably out of food so don't wait to long. We are located somewhere between China and California after a stupid expedition to prove that America was populated from the east.

Anyway, Thank you and good luck in the search for Miss Gulliksen and Hr Andhøy.

XoXo Ida.

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Rules for the island

*Always let the other person know where you are.

*No smoking (unless you are creating smoke signals)

*Tan when you can

*Don´t search for other females.

*Put the leaf back on after using the toilet.

*No sand in the living area

*If cold, feel free to exchange body heat.

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The sun is rising all alone,
with sun kissed sand as her cologne.

She's in everyones possession summer, winter, spring and fall.
But still she has a beautiful way of giving you her all.

She comes with a promise and a silent proclaim,
that you've been given a new day to take and to tame.

The day is over, it's turning colder.
Even if I try, I can not hold her.

As she's getting close to the sea, falling from the sky
We are forced to say good night and good bye.

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Queen Ida and King Andhøy has named the island: LOVESHACK ISLAND. Where we love to go berserk.

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I miss my other cat and my house back home. I miss milk being from a cow and not a coconut. I miss fresh underwear and my fuzzy socks. I also miss HBO and a toilet. And of course I miss my family.

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We have been saved! At last! Life is good, I'm extremely tan, I can eat good food again and I'm madly in love with Jarle! Unfortunately his last name is not Andhøy. I gave my self a kitten as a welcome home gift and I called him Jarle. Mr Andhøy however is out on a new expdition. Well, I'm glad to be home and glad to have a full belly and a furry kitten <3