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Peach gobbler.

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You use big words!

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1Forrest1

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with a pumpkin patch.

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Straw-berries

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How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?

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Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.

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Nothing, It's on the house.

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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

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Sofishticated

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth..

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth..

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Then it's a soap opera.

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Why is it dangerous to read books about anti-gravity?

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Why is it dangerous to read books about anti-gravity?

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Because you can't put them down!

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Nothing, it just waved

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A three legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender,

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A three legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender,

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"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"

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They make up everything!

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"What's the best thing about Switzerland?" 

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"What's the best thing about Switzerland?" 

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"I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."

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He gathered his flock and heard

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Because then it would be a foot.

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What is the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

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What is the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

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The "f"

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I was going to tell a time-travelling joke.

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I was going to tell a time-travelling joke.

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But you guys didn't like it.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own?

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own?

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It was two tired

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50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

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Nothing. They fast!

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

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He felt his presents.

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Share a Dad joke.  Here's mine:
Three pieces of string walk into a bar.  The first one goes up to order 3 beers, and the bartender says," Get outa here! We don't serve strings in here!"  The second one goes to order beer and gets told the same thing, "We don't serve strings in here!" The third piece of string says, "Watch this!" and he wraps a loop around himself, pulls it tight, and unravels his top end.  He walks up to the bar and orders three beers.  The bartender gets them and serves them up, and as the string is walking away, the bartender says, "Wait a minute! Aren't you a piece of string?" To which the string replies, "I'm a frayed knot!"