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Please, try not to strangle those creatures who decide to spend their morning jogging or doing yoga, while you try to drag your unwilling body to the nearest train/metro/bus station. If you pass by one of them, DO NOT try to tackle them and make it look like an accident, either...

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Try avoiding contact with other fellow humans or simply keep it at a minimum level. You are enough pissed of as it is, you do not actually need another's morning grumpiness.

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Invest in some cool sunglasses that will protect you eyes-and your mood- from the sun attack, once you step out of the door.

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Try not to throw your clothes/cups/ dishes/ silverware/cat/dog/toothpaste/shoes EVERYWHERE in your attempt to get ready. Anyway, you'lle be the one who will have to clean it up later...

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Try to pick out your outfit for the day the night before. If you do it at 7:30 in the morning, you will propably end up looking like a walking disaster....

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If you're late for work/school/college, do NOT get pissed off- after all YOU WERE THE ONE WHO HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON REPEATEDLY!

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No Social Media in the Morning- for your sake...

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No Social Media in the Morning- for your sake...

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Do not log into Facebook, Twitter or Instagram. By doing this, you will avoid all those chirpy suckers who seem to be ecstatic of their sleep deprivation.

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Do yourself a favor and make caffeine you little buddy. Either it is coffee or tea or hot chocolate, you need at least a cup of it before you leave the house. Do not overdo it, though, otherwise you'll become the one person all other people will avoid being in contact with for the rest of the day.