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Vet number two tested her blood and phoned me a few days later suggesting I consider euthanasia.

I hadn't heard that word since childhood, and immediately recalled a mismatched pair of Japanese schoolboys standing alone in a deserted schoolyard.

I love how Sedaris turned something so depressing into something so silly. He kind of used malapropism

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One of the boys, grossly obese, was attempting to climb the flagpole that towered high above him. Silhouetted against the darkening sky, he hoisted himself a few feet off the ground and clung there, trembling and out of breath. "I can't do it," he said. "This is too hard for me."

His friend, a gaunt and serious boy named Komatsu, stood below him, offering encouragement. "Oh, but you can do it. You must," he said. "It is required."

I really like the imagery and used in this passage. Not only does he describe mishearing euthanasia as "youth in asia", but he also expands on it. Drawing from his childhood experiences to give us a visual image of exactly what he imagined in a humorous way.

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outh in asia Recalled a mismatched pair of Japanese schoolboys standing alone in a deserted schoolyard - in this sentence he uses humor to lighten up his story, and it also helps exaggerate his tone, making it easier for readers to hear him.

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I hadn't heard that word since childhood, and immediately recalled a mismatched pair of Japanese schoolboys standing alone in a deserted schoolyard. One of the boys, grossly obese, was attempting to climb the flagpole that towered high above him.

I liked this quote because the imagery that was done by David Sedaris was very interesting but also very funny. This sort of random humor makes the story just more enjoyable for everyone.

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The first cat ran away, and the second was hit by a car. The third passed into a disagreeable old age and died hissing at the kitten who had prematurely arrived to replace her. When, at the age of seven, the fourth cat was diagnosed with feline leukemia, my mother was devastated.

I like how Sedaris turned a very depressing moment and turned it into a very funny statement. His statement was very clear, and the chronological order of the cats untimely death made the statement even more funny.

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"MÃ¤dchen One would never have wet the floor like that," my father would scold, and the dog would sigh, knowing she was the canine equivalent of a rebound.

I like how David Sedaris gave the dog personality and made it self aware. The second sentence is unrealistic but paints a picture of the dog's life in her predecessor's shadow.

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Joon Hee - "Ha, ha," our father always laughed, as if it were the first time he'd heard it. The attention was addictive, and he enjoyed a pride of accomplishment he'd never felt with any of his children.

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Joon Hee - "Ha, ha," our father always laughed, as if it were the first time he'd heard it. The attention was addictive, and he enjoyed a pride of accomplishment he'd never felt with any of his children.

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His father compares the dog with his children and shows how he feels different between having dogs and children, walking with them and observing other people's reactions.

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"She'd never expressed any great interest in the outdoors, so I scattered her remains on the carpet and then vacuumed them up."
I like this sentence because the author's voice really shows and he uses good expressive language like 'scattered' and an allusion with 'expressed' when talking about a cat.

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"The first cat ran away, and the second was hit by a car."

The author is very  sincere and direct, he spits out details for the readers to process as they are. He wants the message to be clear and obvious. I like the simplicity of his thoughts and sentences, this makes the content much more interesting and funny.

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"The cat was put down, and then came the anonymous postcards and crank phone calls orchestrated by my sisters and me. The cards announced a miraculous new cure for feline leukemia, while the callers identified themselves as representatives of Cat Fancy magazine."

I like how Sedaris puts a tragic moment in the story, but at the same time adds humor to it.

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Giles                                                              The oven trick was performed on half a dozen peakish hamsters but failed to work on my first guinea pig, who died after eating a couple of cigarettes and an entire pack of matches.

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Giles                                                              The oven trick was performed on half a dozen peakish hamsters but failed to work on my first guinea pig, who died after eating a couple of cigarettes and an entire pack of matches.

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I like how David Sedaris starts tne sentence so matter of fact and ends with the punch line and the funny idea of his guinea pig eating cigarettes.

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"Our mother, in turn, frequently paused beside my father's tattered, urine-stained golf bag and relived memories of her own."

I really enjoy David Sedaris' many cases of perfectly normal sentences that make sense and have meaning unless it is out of context because then it is really unexpected and funny, making a somewhat sad story actually funny and relieves some tension for the listener.

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When it looked as though one of them had died, our mother placed the creature in a casserole dish and popped it into the oven, like the witch in "HÃ¤nsel and Gretel."

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When it looked as though one of them had died, our mother placed the creature in a casserole dish and popped it into the oven, like the witch in "HÃ¤nsel and Gretel."

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Allusion, helps exaggerate the story and have us wondering if that was actually true or not. It draws the reader in. The pause happens more than one time when he talks about spreading the cat's ashes on the carpet and then vacuuming back up. The pause give the readers time to wonder what happens

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Yumin - "MÃ¤dchen One would never have wet the floor like that," my father would scold, and the dog would sigh, knowing she was the canine equivalent of a rebound.

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Yumin - "MÃ¤dchen One would never have wet the floor like that," my father would scold, and the dog would sigh, knowing she was the canine equivalent of a rebound.

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I like this sentence, because the use of personification makes me relate to the dog more and the joke about MÃ¤dchen two being the rebound for MÃ¤dchen one is a funny joke.

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"With us grown and out of the house, my sisters and I reasonably expected our parents' lives to stand still. Their assignment was to stagnate and live in the past. We were supposed to be the center of their lives, but instead they constructed a new family"

This short quote shows the expectations of children and their beliefs of being the center of the world and everything revolves around them.

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"When walking Sophie through the neighborhood, my father feels not unlike a newly married senior citizen stumbling behind his apathetic young bride. The puppy's stamina embarrasses him, as does her blatant interest in younger men."  I like how the metaphor of the new dog as a new girlfriend after the passing of his wife emphasizes the main point of the story which is what it's like to move on from a new pet; similar to breaking up and moving on from a relationship.

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"Don't take it too hard," my mother said, removing her oven mitts. "The world is full of guinea pigs. You can get another one tomorrow."
I liked the way how he used lots of direct quote from his mom.

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"Recalled a mismatched pair of Japanese schoolboys standing alone in a deserted schoolyard" - in this sentence he uses humor to lighten up his story, and it also helps exaggerate his tone, making it easier for readers to hear him.

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"The oven trick was performed on half a dozen peakish hamsters but failed to work on my first guinea pig, who died after eating a couple of cigarettes and an entire pack of matches."

The sentence involves humor in a serious situation, allowing the audience to avoid feeling uncomfortable, but still understanding the story.

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""Hey, you got a saddle for that thing?" When they went out for a walk, there was the inevitable "Are you walking her, or is it the other way around?"

"Ha, ha," our father always laughed, as if it were the first time he'd heard it. The attention was addictive, and he enjoyed a pride of accomplishment he'd never felt with any of his children. It was as if he were somehow responsible for her size and stature, as if he'd personally designed her spots and trained her to grow to the size of a pony."

"Passing drivers slow to a stop and roll down their windows. "Hey," they yell. "Are you walking her, or is it the other way around?"

Their words remind him of a more gracious era, of milder forces straining against the well-worn leash. He still gets the attention, but now, in response, he just lifts his shovel and continues on his way."

Sedaris shows the difference between his father's disposition while walking Melina and walking Sophie. He does this through the repetition of the same scene, just with different dogs. Before his wife and Melina passed, he was happier with the dog that completed their relationship and proud. After the death of his wife, walking his new dog, he sulks as he walks and is almost ashamed.

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"Vet number two tested her blood and phoned me a few days later suggesting I consider euthanasia.

I hadn't heard that word since childhood, and immediately recalled a mismatched pair of Japanese schoolboys standing alone in a deserted schoolyard."

I liked how he played with the word 'euthanasia' and used pun to make his writing more interesting.