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What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese

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Do you want to box for the leftovers

No but i'll wrestle you for them

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what do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta

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what do you a cheese by it's self?
Provolone

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Dad, did you get a haircut?
No I got them all cut.

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How does a penguin build it's house?
Igloos it together.

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Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

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How do dinos pay there bills?

tarasures

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did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
me: No what happen
Dad: The teacher woke him up xD

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Ill call you later.
Don't call me later, call me Dad.

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Don't eat the thin crust pizza, but there is stuffed crust

That sounds like something a stuffed up person would say!

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Yellow shirt

Where did yo get that shirt from?

Dad: Banana Republic

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Dad can you put on my shoes?
DAd: Sure but i dont think they'll fit