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There once was a girl named Zia

Who decided to eat a tortilla.

The tortilla was old

And had black mold

She then had diarrhea.

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There was once a very large frog

Whom very much hated the dog

The dog peed on him

The dogs name was tim

And the frog jumped off the log

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So what i made wasn’t Haiku

But to be fair i didn’t have a clue on what's a haiku

I know what i did wasn’t right

And i wanna say that i’m sorry for i what on i said in my mind

i hope you can accept my apology

And as they say, the truth will set you free.

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there was an old child who loved to read books

He read in all crannies and nooks

With his big,round glasses

He taught reading classes

And he got lots of appreciative looks

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Miss Burkhardt was teaching during class

Then a student gave her sass

She wrote up the kid

He pushed her down till she slid

She fell and ran away really fast

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Maybe I should go to school

Although sometimes Im a fool

I could use a chart

Maybe then Im smart

I will start to use my tools

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She lives in a scary house

When she was exploring she found a mouse She went to go on vacation

But couldn’t find the right location

But she likes to wear an ugly blouse

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Green grass all over the floor

Busy bees swarming all about

Rainbows in the blue sky

No worry in sight

Just love and happiness at the end

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There once was a cat from Peru and he sailed an ocean that was blue and a small welcome mat where he can take a nap and enjoy the view

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There once was a cat from Peru and he sailed an ocean that was blue and a small welcome mat where he can take a nap and enjoy the view

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I am very tired today.

So I decide to go somewhere to lay

I felt a little dizzy

It was very busy

So I started to feel a little gray

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a monkey went zoom on a bike,

And crashed in a pile of spike.

He bounced with a "bong!'

then danced with a coin,

And shouted, OW! that hurt

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The poor girls were terribly afraid today 

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The poor girls were terribly afraid today 

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They were stranded with no way

Lost with doubt and fright

Left in the dark with no light

All her battles weren't actually really there

She felt hope and for once despair

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I was home when I heard a loud bang

I walked to where there was a clang

My brother had fell

All he did was yell

I walked out making sure there's no more tangs

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There once was a cat from Peru,

Who dreamed he could dance on a shoe.

He tried a quick spin,

But fell in the bin,

And meowed, “Next time, I’ll try two!”

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There once was a fellow named Clum

Who often forgot where he’d come

He’d stare at a door

And then scratch the floor

Saying, “Being dumb sure is fun!”

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there once was a woman who liked bread

They said It went to her head

She kept wanting more

but soon she became such a bore

Her husband took her bread, His name was ted

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Bad Kitty wanted to eat a snack

But in the kitchen, she was told, “Step Back!”

She growled at the man

Kitty clawed at Stan

And took her prize, a yummy drumstick

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The monkey sat outside the church

He was carving a white, wooden birch

The pastor shooed him away

And threw at him a chunk of clay

Screaming about the poop on the perch

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I’ve yet known a well-dressed pimp

with a cane and a well-known limp.

But then once through town,

with no girls around,

he went – with a hop and a skip!

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I once was a well-feared gangster

– until I met a wealth-reared banker.

In the middle of town,

I hosed him right down,

and made all his money clangor.

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There once was a kid

Who looked like sloth sid

He was also quite smelly

And he had a big fat belly

Make fun of him they did

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All them around me are crying

with their clothes, tears they are drying.

I jumped out the box,

and scared off their socks.

So now the last laugh is mine!

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The young boy wanted a toy

Yet when he got one, there was no joy

With a sigh and a cry he wept

Only being content when it was wrecked

I suppose he just likes to destroy

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Ryan was a cool dinosaur

He plays guitar and went on tour

He made made many new friends

But his best friend is brendon

He knew brendon since grade four

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There once was a man who was so merrily gay

He got to the beach and decided to say

"Oh my stars I love this sun!"

He wanted to have so much fun

Before he was stabbed on the bay

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There was a bat from peru

The bat wished he could skip too

The bats wing flapped quickly

The bats face turned sickly

But it's all good because the bat turned blue.

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A ball was struck with a thwack

But somehow  it did not bounce back

Instead it landed in a nest

A loud squawk came out, stressed

And a bird came out with a smack

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There once was a crow dressed in black,

With a voice that was raspy not quack

He'd caw at the dawn

From the old neighbors lawn

Then steal all the snacks in his sack

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a wizard who lived by the sea

spilled a potion in his morning tea

he grew a new nose

and six extra toes

which made buying socks very tricky

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I like Christmas music  alot.

I listen to it daily a lot of times Holly.

I listen to it on Holly on SiriusXM.

I  like it a lot because  it is calming.

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If i Am being for real

I watch tons of insta reels

I have a problem

scroll to the bottom

I keep seeing so many seals

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A student who loved to snack late,

Would study till hours past eight

Whit chips by her slide

And notes open wide

She passed every test feeling great!

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There once was a boy named Keith

who enjoyed to eat his peas

He once ate a whole can

Then joined the Klu Klux Klan

Who made him switch over to beans

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There was a cat who took a nap

There he dreamed about a dog in the day

Who was talking to a kickin chicken

In a bearhug by a bear named Bobby

Finally the cat woke from his nap

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We may have run a mile

Pile of rocks are piled in the way

The pathway is blocked in your way

Soon that time might come that day

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There once was a mad cat

running behind a small rat

He wanted to get it

He could not forget it

But the rat hid under a mat

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I once had a fairly large cat

Who, yes, I acknowledge, was fat

But he loved to eat food

And I wanted no feud

So that was the end of that.