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Dashiel treats life like a Roblox, which is chaotic, loud, and weirdly fun. He’s always “training his reflexes” instead of working but is somehow still a loyal friend who shows up with snacks, chaos, and a cursed book. I just hope his cat doesn’t mistake Chuck and Chew for dinner.

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Kaia is pure chaos bottled in sunshine. She talks like she’s on her fifth energy drink, laughs at her own jokes before anyone else can, and somehow turns every normal moment into a circus. I swear she’s a walking headache, but honestly? I wouldn’t trade her for peace and quiet.

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Vergie’s basically the human version of a calm breeze and a 5.0 GPA. He’s so effortlessly smart it’s borderline suspicious—like, are you studying or secretly downloading knowledge in your sleep? He’s that friend who never panics, always knows the answer, and somehow still looks unbothered. Miss hanging out with him? That’s your loss, bestie.

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Cedric is basically a walking mystery novel—like, we only know his name, and that’s already a blessing. He’s quiet, maybe a bit shy, but I take it as a personal mission to drag him out of his introvert shell (lovingly, of course). Honestly, it’s been fun watching him go from “...” to “okay fine,” and I’m kinda proud we’re getting closer—progress, people!

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Rory’s the type to set ten alarms, sleep through all of them, and then show up like nothing happened. She misses half the events but knows every piece of gossip, which makes me 99% sure she’s a paparazzi undercover. Honestly, she could nap through the apocalypse and still wake up knowing who started it.

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Libby’s basically the older sister who looks calm and wise until you realize she zones out mid-conversation because she’s busy naming stars again. She’s quiet, but once she’s comfy, she’ll roast you gently. Half the time, I can’t tell if she’s daydreaming or just in another galaxy entirely—but hey, that’s Libby.

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Los Angeles, California, Amerika Serikat

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Cael is basically the human version of a golden retriever and probably everyone’s favorite person without even trying. He’s quiet sometimes, but once he starts joking around, it’s over for your peace of mind. The only problem? He disappears at the first sign of minor inconvenience. Just gone. Group project? Vanished. Still love him, though.

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Kane somehow made friends with a wall, and yes, that’s his familiar. He’s the kind of guy who tells a joke so bad it loops back to being funny, purely through his confidence. Always brimming with teenage chaos, Kane’s basically a walking meme factory who laughs at his own jokes. But hey, at least he’s never boring.

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Lucian is the kind of guy who hears people calling him an omega or a twink baby and goes, “Yes, sweetie?” He’s basically chaos in human form, armed with humor and zero self-restraint. Whenever he joins the chat, it’s like the Wi-Fi suddenly got stronger—because everything just gets louder and funnier.

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James is basically a professional sleeper with a part-time job in showing up late (and maybe too early when everybody's asleep). He’ll disappear for 12 hours, then suddenly reply with five emojis and an “LOL” like nothing happened. Most of his energy goes into cuddling his puppy, Zeze.

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Laurens has a superpower: he can fall asleep literally anywhere. The world is his mattress. For some reason, he despises Thai tea (a crime, honestly) but worships matcha like it’s liquid gold. Everyone says he looks like Bambi, but let’s be real—he’s got total hamster energy, somehow always chewing on something even when he’s supposed to be asleep.

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Mattie is the chaos artist of the common room. She's editing something so hilariously cursed it deserves an award. Her jokes appear out of nowhere like jump scares, and somehow, she’s the reason everyone’s either laughing or questioning reality. If laughter were magic, she’d already be the most powerful wizard in the academy.

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Noah’s blood type is probably espresso at this point—dude drinks a whole liter of coffee like it’s water. He acts all calm and cool until my armpit shows up (he weirded tf out). Somehow, he’s everyone’s favorite person online; one post and boom—instant fan club.

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Victoria is genuinely one of the funniest humans alive—a self-proclaimed “dyslexic queen” and proud of it, honestly iconic. She somehow manages to join every club in the academy; at this point, I’m convinced she’s cloning herself. She’s super sociable and actually cares—like that one time I got lost in the academy (because my dormmate ditched me), and she showed up like a Power Ranger.

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Moira, my little sister and one of the only sane Morhavens in existence, is anxiety-free energy. She likes to collect flowers like she’s building a secret garden. I’m honestly relieved she got into the Academy with me—someone has to make sure I don’t explode anything. Plus, it’s comforting to know there’s at least one Morhaven the professors won’t be terrified of.

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This is Ash—living proof that chaos has a favorite child. We bonded over a sneezing accident as an experience that honestly could’ve caused a small natural disaster. He’s a serial cheater in hide-and-seek. Our conversations are 90% memes and 10% confusion, yet somehow it works.

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Aries is the type of person you could accidentally kidnap just by offering snacks or saying, “Hey, look, a squirrel!”—because yes, he will follow it straight into the forest. I’m convinced the Academy only accepted him because he’s too cute to reject. He claims he can talk to his cat, but according to said cat, Aries is actually more cat than his cat itself (you know what I mean, right?).

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Minerva—aka Mimi—is the kind of girl who applied to the Academy just so she could legally turn people into frogs, and the universe said, “Yeah, let’s enable that.” Her face never moves a muscle when she drops the weirdest jokes, and somehow that makes it ten times funnier. She says “Cball” in every conversation, and it’s her favorite vocabulary.

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August is that one “mysterious” guy who claims he’s growing herbs but somehow ends up with poisonous plants. He’s basically a walking botanical hazard with good intentions. He likes being called mysterious (sure, kiddo, mysterious and mildly concerning). He is sociable, very energetic, and has an iPad addiction. Also, if you see him offering you tea, maybe… just say no.

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Gwen is basically a cat trapped in a student’s body, who is a very curious person. She’ll start ten new hobbies before breakfast and get bored of all of them by lunch. She claims to be a scholar, but really she’s just here for the creamy drinks. Every time she walks through the hallway, it feels like the main character just entered the scene—probably because she is.

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Charissa is that calm friend who looks like she’s writing poetry in her head. She collects “starlight stories” like they’re limited editions and somehow manages to fall asleep everywhere except when she’s supposed to. She’s quiet until you talk to her—then, boom, suddenly you’ve unlocked the secret chatterbox level, and there’s no going back.

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Jordan has this magical ability to vanish for days and then show up acting like we’re the ones who disappeared. He loves picking fights in the most affectionate way possible. The seniors can’t decide if they want to mentor him or unplug him, and honestly, same. He keeps calling himself an “ace,” so I can’t wait to see if his grades agree with that confidence.

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Inez swears she’s good at giving advice, but half the time it sounds like something ripped straight from a meme page. She’s got that “spoiled youngest sibling who still wins every argument” energy, and somehow, it works for her. She’ll send you five cursed memes, call it “emotional support,” and suddenly your bad day doesn’t feel so bad anymore.

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Katherine's basically a Disney princess but darker (in a good way) because she talks to her crows like it’s a normal Tuesday and insists they “vibe telepathically.” Stray cats follow her like she’s their queen, and honestly, they're not wrong. She’s the ultimate night owl too—while the world sleeps, she’s out there thriving at 3 a.m.